₦airaland Forum

Oyindidi:
Lol, men hate independent women see as e dey pain you

No ooo, I/we love independent women.

Darkseid:
I was always a good boy in school, and even the senior prefect but once in a while men head dey touch.
I remember the day our PHE teacher flogged everyone including people like me that was quiet and left one girl. The anger wasn't because of the cane but because he spared the girl, so after school I joined the bad boys and we went to the place where he normally packs his car and punctured his four tyres with nails. The pain I saw in the man's eyes that evening brought joy to my heart.
His oversabi was just too much and we don dey count am from JSS1 to SS3, we just couldn't leave without treating his fukk up.

This one sweet me.

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You've said it all.

Someone even compared Corolla 06 to Ford Edge.

valarinz:
This is what an average Nigerian always think of immediately a car is mentioned, thunder strike poverty aswear.

May fuel economy never be at the top of my priority list whenever me and my unborn generations seek to buy a car, Amen!!

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May you die in ACTIVE SERVICE.....
Sorry for this.... Just read that your friend passed on.

All the best man.

KingAzari:
Okurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What's the meaning of okurrr?

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Someone should tell that gay queen to stop quoting me, report paralyse your left nyash there.

As long as you take supplements, you're a 61secs man but not to worry, the only orgasm that count is male orgasm.

No kill yourself for pussy matter, it can never be fill.

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And our bittered battered smelly pussy customer above me is still pained by my words, I must have said the truth yesterday.

zexy2030:
me, I'm 1000% ready abeg konekt me to 1,2, 5 if u meet one, I take God beg u. But once she no b 1. sorry I go chop her money n Toto run o.

Seriously, it wasn't plan. You won't even know if she's 1 or not.

It's by mere chance. Just be good you'll find 'em. Them yapa!

zexy2030:
this is an ideal woman but they don't exist sorry brother especially some places in Nigeria.
some ladies are now loosing their virginity due to jealous non virgins. the society is upside down.

Seriously they do exist. I have come across 3 last year but lacking qualities 2, 4, 5 which are not significant. I just help wuna make express and move on since I never ready yet.

No be only you oooo...

We all love sex.

We love to fork our girlfriends as if we're acting porn, and Las Las we love to hustle and settle with virgins.

Nairaland PM ain't working.


Men!

All this long story portrait a strategy?

No time for revenge, sha maybe because I was never heartbroken.

Oboi... Make person migrate for better fork with assets oooo...

Rukkydelta:
Thank God you said dreamland
Cos I don't understand how a Virgin should be ace in love making?

Yes, are you a virgin? I am and I'm pretty sure I'll fork better than Carlopussy Centrescorer alias C².

Trying this out with me is 'getting outta dreamland to reality'.

ubunja:
financial independence makes a woman low value. A woman with her own money is a liability.


Anyways, I like your moniker

Elucidate....

Thanks.

Oh here!

ubunja:
because she doesn't need your money and can walk away anytime and start another life if she doesn't like what you do. She won't have patience to deal with issues because she can make it on her own. She can't be controlled by money.

Just as a man with other sources of pussy is a liability to a woman because sex can't be used to control him and he can go get it anywhere any time.

Location?

Just one body count is too much sef except you wanna cut your share and runaway.

1. Must be a virgin.
2. Must be financially independent, saving at least #200k a month.
3. Must have firm breast, big nipples and darkened areola.
4. Must be an ace in love making or sex.
5. Must have or will graduate with first class or distinction.
6. Must be found in dreamland and brought to reality.

Big ducks don't quack.

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Safe journey bro.

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Dumb heads stop derailing this thread please.

Her profile looks like that of Timi's wife. That COZA member.

Riele:


I need answers ! .

Did he keep the virginity ? .

I will tryna arrange a meeting with you two for validation after TESTING/TASTING.

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His entrance remind me of a blockbuster movie titled 'Cumming to Amelika'.

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The 3rd pic is disgusting. I wonder which existed first between the garbages and the shops.

bigpicture001:
Financial compatibility....

This does not mean being rich by the guy,instead it means being able to share na be of help financially in marriage..,.

Women are non not to be supportive in this aspect nd that see it as their right....

This is a silent home breaker especially for the middle income spouses.


A guy I know divorced his wife straight after sh delivered of their first child... He saved for the D- day..but still fell short of 95k cuz there was complication of deliverering that no one expected.....

While he run from pillar to post to his friends seeking a soft loan pending wen he is paid..the wife still held at the hospital sent her younger sis,who stays with them to secretly go to the house go nd to her matrimonial room nd collect the 65k sh kept in her bag b4 d hubby mistakenly sees it

Unfortunately for her the hubby went home nd met his teenage in law with 65k cash....sh TLD him her elder sis instruction....


He was shocked...nd told the gal to go ahead nd deposit d money to d wife's bank as sh was instructed by her. He continued his nuzzle nd two days later he got them out of the hospital paying 126k additional from the first delivery cost...

Sh came back home nd can't look him in the eyes...quarell after quarelk ensued DT led to divorce exactly one month later....

Gals of this days are too stingy nd mny of them take d Character into marriages.....never ever Marry a lady DT will not b supportive..as a guy,u can't solve all them financial problems in marriage...

This is a big p,no one talks abt

Person wey get sense go press Ctrl + S for him brain after reading this.

Sweeetheart:
you want to further your education when the 2.1 you've na teaching job of 25k u dey do and security job of 40k


my guy you need capital, get that security job of 40k if you're wise those yahoo guys and other customers go dey give you tips. this will give you enough privilege to save well

work for at least 6 months get laptop learn skills programming, animation and design or established yourself with pos and cafe things while you look for better job

na Nigeria be this bro wake up

He wanna be over-qualify.

Professional courses don't come cheap, I would have suggest he go for it.

Mazigabriel:
what does it mean

Senior man.

Mazigabriel:
No, the porn he watched was young boy bleeps sleeping matured mom/cougar

Fada!!!!!!!

Iamvetlander:
Ambassador Sir

Haba Head of State.

bluefilm:
Shame on you.

So this is the type of porn you search for on the internet?

Just Look at how you shamelessly exposed yourself to the whole world.

Tufiaaaaa!!!

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Says a terrific incapacitated person behind an awesome moniker.

BTW, I ain't a porn fan; I'm one of its 'A' list actor.

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One of the effects of porn...
The lad must have googled and watched unlimited versions of 'dicking my sleeping landlady/gf/president' etc.