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In Abuja alone, I dated 3 Vs last year. 2 of 'em are 25 yr old, 1 is 28 yr old.

Guy dem yapa!

las las I decided not to deflower date any V I won't marry henceforth.

ANGELMARVE:
True but options are limited.

Where will you see a virgin Nigeria girl above 20?

I swear e nor dey.

By the order of the Peaky blinders.

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Spraying them with visa on arrival abi?

Mun godé.

My pick.

Sex is reciprocal in nature, if the love is there. It is because of sexual in satisfaction in marriages that was why God said in Hebrews 13 vs. 4 that MARRIAGE IS HONORABLE WITH THE BED UNDEFILED. God’s original intention was that HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE VIRGINS WHEN THEY GET MARRIED. So that they can learn from the onset on how to satisfy each other and even grow to learn the many things that sex can offer.

amdman:
2009 Volkswagen Golf

No reported issues

160k KM

N850K to Naija

Will need something like this.

I'm the new sheriff in town. Freebies everywhere.

Fountainofyouth:
You must really love Banshee, bhad nigga

johnmartus:
How much they will pay them .

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Maximum wedge.

Girls been chase me upandan like dog wey dey heat period from Primary to Secondary school days.


I thought sheet gonna last forever but I was wrong. In my early twenties, females within my age range careless about my god-damned handsome face. I become perplexed whenever I see 'em hanging out with ugly (my myopic thought then) dudes.

It took me a while to know that there's a better handsomeness than just facial looks for a guy.

My people, nicca had to stop allowee from popsy begin chop hustle.

No one can say why they are after me these days.

Check my DP, you'll be wowed.


I case my rest.

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No-nonsense man.

See sticks wey yan-ba'nga (vigilante) dey use do patrol.
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See one person duties. Oh! My country!

Applicants all the best.

Job Description / Responsibilities
The Embassy of Belgium in Abuja is recruiting a Multi skilled administrative operative, who will function:

As a “secretarial operative”:

Carry out secretarial tasks in order to support the manager/service/post in daily administrative management.

Manage agendas or other schedules

Make necessary contacts for the service or the manager with local official bodies, other representations, private organisations, suppliers, etc.

Sort and record incoming and outgoing correspondence
Proofread and, if necessary, correct documents (spelling, layout, etc.)

Reply (telephone, e-mail, letters) to simple requests
Draft letters/verbal notes/various communications under the manager’s supervision

Create spreadsheets and prepare simple presentations
Help to write certificates concerning nationality, public records, etc.

Prepare mission authorisations and book trips, hotels for the manager and/or other internal staff, etc.

Contribute to the management of certain files concerning staff (recruitment/end of contract, salary sheets, presence sheets and holiday sheets, etc.)

Search for and keep up-to-date information and documentation that is useful for colleagues’ work

Prepare/complete files for meetings, missions, etc.
Regularly report on (feedback) the status of files

Manage simple instruction files (diplo-flights, routine notifications to local authorities, etc.)

As a “front office operative”:

Welcome and receive the frontline questions, requests and documents of Belgian or foreign citizens in order to provide a response or immediate help or to convey/transmit them to the manager.

Inform the visitor about the documents needed, regulations and procedures, timescales, etc.

Inform and answer requests by e-mail, telephone; if necessary, forward them to a manager

Receive and examine the documents presented
Question/guide/advise/help the applicant with procedures

Register files in the software indicated and according to the rules in force

Inform the applicant of the outcome of his application
Issue certificates or other documents required by the applicant.

As a “back office operative”:

Prepare, encode and monitor the evolution of applications according to the procedures and regulations in force in order to support the manager/service/post in consular activities.

Check documents and complete applications, if necessary by contacting the applicant

Check the authenticity of documents if necessary

Prepare certificates and various acts and documents

Reply to mail from Belgian or foreign citizens, local authorities, honorary consulates, etc. pertaining to consular affairs.

Lala cum and sea beta nus oooo

bigiyaro:
I gat no wounds to lick, morafvcker! life is not fair, that's how God made it, nobody have any fvcking right to call any body a bastard. just as nobody choosed his or her parents.

Did he call you a bastard? Just go and lick something else since you got no wound nicca.

Brightgem:
For people like you the world revolves around money and wealth for others it revolves around sanity and peace of mind, ladies inclusive. Men need to learn this and stop insulting all women with materialism.

Don't generalize.

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Girl's worry cause you'll remember your siblings first in wealth distribution before her (she go be remnant chopper especially as wuna never married).

She knows vividly that if you'd only male siblings, all your money na for you and her direct; but now? So many cake eaters on a small cake.

So you wanna blame him for being blessed with responsible parents right? Thunder no be bike ooooo, e get reverse. Go and lick your wounds nicca.

bigiyaro:
thunderstorms fire you and this ur write up, maybe u were blessed with a responsible parents but that doesn't give you any right to call any body a bastard, life is not fair so just thank God for yours and move on.

You have said it all! God bless you and your family! Amen..

vizkiz:
It is not difficult to identify a bastard nowadays.

Just take a look at these kids undermining the post of a father in their lives. The system has so much brought down the role of a father. Making him look like a figure head. Praising the mother alone.

Little wonder we have so many days assigned to praise women and just a day to notice the value of a man (Father’s day). Most times the Father’s Day come and go without anyone noticing it

Same father who worked all his life to take care of his family? Same father who will risk his life day and night just to put food on the table? Same father who paid your fees from the very first day you were born till you started earning your own money? Same father who put a roof over your head and even assigned your own room? (No wonder men die early)

Only for him to be cheated again when he is to reap the fruit of his Labour. Little wonder most of you are cursed. It is because you have offended God and man by being a fool.

Just take a look at the cheap gold-digging girls we have nowadays. All they do is look for a ready made man. So after having kids for that guy, those unfortunate kids will rather take care of her than their father who has worked for money all his life?

What happened to 50:50? To hell with you simpletons.

My mum has done a whole lot for me and I’ll do anything just to make her happy but my dad (bless his soul) deserves as much love and happiness.

Even the 50:50 sef, my dad will still buy gifts for mum from that money. I understand most of you are not from stable homes sha...Una dey use una family problem judge the matter.

M. Benz A class 2001 cost of clearing and agent fees.

YoungPerson:
Unfortunately, the pastor's mouth no get level reach the multi billion-dollar international cosmetics industry

Trying to be reasonable or silly?

She mentioned intoxicating drugs such as tramadol, Vieteling, Marijuana and others, adding that people could lose their lives after taking tea mixed with such drugs.

“In the US, lots of people are dying because of these medicines. How can such medicines mix with palm wine in the name of getting high in Nigeria?

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Maishayi and Palm Wine seller trying to explain to their customers what NAFDAC really meant.

Good!

Stop being bias OP.

You dropped hacks for the employed homies, what about hacks for the unemployed homies?

What's good for the goose is also good for the .................?