₦airaland Forum

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The epistle is annoying but the pics are darn funny. Must they build there? Fork!

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Na developed countries dey give stimulus package.


What we have here is Still-Mull-Loss Park-Age.

I had alotta girlfriends and sexual partners when I was jobless (not broke oooo).

Now I hardly keep more than 2 in a week.

Getting a girl doesn't depends on whether you're jobless or not; it depends on your taste and cutting your suit based on the availability of your material.

Fork now that you're jobless oooooo, before job go cum take your forking time.

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Not contesting against your president.

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Such news makes me reach orgasm faster.

Just imagine being employed by a 'One man firm' with good reputation; earning good salary with awesome bonuses.

One morning, you got fired and someone got an appointment to fill your position.

Will you accept that rejection easily?

If you like preach this from now till eternity, most niccas won't give a damn coz it has been part of their life.

Number 7 & 10 is the take home.

This applies to ladies too, don't date a mentally broke guy.

Let's not date dem mentally broke fellas, let's use 'em.

Kapish?


Stay Safe!

Cry cry mamas.

No quotes, only attachment

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What will happen if a pregnant woman couldn't put to birth at exactly 9 months?

10 SMS per day for 30days making a total of 300 SMS in one month, prolly till this pandemic is over.

Let them give free calls too, especially for rural areas inhabitants; even if it is 2 minutes call time per day for 14 days.

They still try sha.

Stay Safe guys.

deepwater:
Baba shi shi no gum you.
When I see Nigerian millionaires I now
When I hear Nigerian thousandnaires I now... They are too loud, u could here them speak from hills of Idanre to the plateaus of jos...

No mind the empty barrel! wetin even carry am come dey view cars for thread of #1.2m cars?

Shey the AKG hypeman wan see 2011 Range ROVER here for #1.2m.

Lubbish.

E be like say na random names dem dey use update coro database for we CornTree.

scoundrel:
Please, use paragraphs next time. I can’t read the write-up.

Scoundrel

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Managing the donation is the PROBLEM.

Pricars:
2007 Honda Ridgeline

No reported issues

137k miles

N1.7m

I need something like this.

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Please FILL THIS FORM If ;

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2. You have had contact with a person who has tested POSITIVE for COVID-19

3. You know someone who is suffering from symptoms associated with COVID-19.


Form Link - https://reportcovid19.com.ng

For research & other purposes. I'm impressed. Mods FP ASAP!

OP na one of Nigeria's problem.

Why post source and headline with content?

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Number 1 for Nigeria.

God! Thanks to the contributors.

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NIGERIA ain't just the most populous black NATION, but also the country with the most populous lazy & coward youths.

FOOL STOP!

Franzinni:
Nah lie ... Even UK say they found one but it is just like trump said chloroquine can do it ... They simply are just clutching at anything to help this problem ... Tb Joshua nah casted

Time never do na.

It shall be permanent.


It shall be permanent.



What the Lord has done for me, It shall be permanent.

Just like a man marrying a lady without vagina.