₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,742 members, 8,513,477 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 05:47 AM

Toggle theme

Ekakamba's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Ekakamba's Profile › Ekakamba's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 (of 140 pages)

Health › Re: 5G Controversy: Oyakhilome Makes U-turn, Cites Health Risks by Ekakamba: 7:40am On Apr 13, 2020





Can you imagine?


Watch how those who supported his conspiracy theory make a bigger YOU turn. grin tongue
Health › Re: Could It Be That I Recovered From The Virus by Ekakamba: 7:35am On Apr 13, 2020
I hope say you never drive me ooo. undecided
Health › Re: Transcript: Boris Johnson 'Thank You' Speech To All NHS Staff After Discharge by Ekakamba: 7:34am On Apr 13, 2020
cool
Politics › Re: Are There Any Economic Implications Of Sharing Money To Nigerians This Period? by Ekakamba: 8:33pm On Apr 12, 2020
Any implication should be inconsequential. grin tongue

Everyone don sabi say Nairaland na Bashing (Insult) HQ.

And I quote

I also understand that there is hunger in the land but, kindly note that this is merely a discussion before you bash me cheesy
Romance › Re: What No One Will Tell You About Masturbation!! by Ekakamba: 1:49pm On Apr 11, 2020
Bilabong:
Vaseline crew will avoid this topic
Just like having headache and avoiding Panadol. grin tongue

@OP, but how comes that most successful people mass-tube-bait? Is it the spirit of wealth/success that take control over them?
Health › Re: COVID-19 In Nigeria: State Response Index (infographics) by Ekakamba: 12:08pm On Apr 11, 2020
See my State ooo.. By God's grace we no go record any case.
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s Vagina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by Ekakamba: 12:03pm On Apr 11, 2020
Rekhina:
My Toto and that of ladies forever confra smells of ixora butter cheesy Duniyan allah

Ladies forever ©
I will send an auditor to audit your to². grin tongue
Romance › Re: An Over 30-year-old Virgin Is The Rarest Of Gems by Ekakamba: 9:22am On Apr 11, 2020





There's no correlation between your Topic and its Context.
Romance › Re: Loving This Write Up So Let Me Share .. by Ekakamba: 9:19am On Apr 11, 2020
Sarcasm? grin tongue
He spends his entire pocket money� on buyng gifts� for the lady � he loves� just to see her smiling

❗He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children� by working late at night without any complaint.

❗He builds �their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

❗He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

❗His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.�
grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Makes A Relationship Last Long? by Ekakamba: 8:49am On Apr 11, 2020




So na only the boyfriend go do all this for the relationship to last long?


I love it when girls/ladies/women deal with SIMPS like you.


Only a VERY STUPID & USELESS man will do all these stuffs in the name of making a relationship last long.


A girl/lady/woman who truly loves you will treat you just the way she wants to be treated.


grin tongue



vac888:
These are the things you must do to ensure a very long relationship:

Faithfulness - Don’t be promiscuous
Truthfulness- Avoid lies and be objective
Avoid friends that talks bad about your partner
Be proud of your partner in public
Be a good listener
Make her feel secured
Care about her and the extended family
Don’t forget her birthday/anniversory
Learn to Say am SORRY,FORGIVE ME AND THANK YOU
Read more on www.hightaughts.com
Romance › Re: Name One Movie/series That You Hate And Everyone Else Loves by Ekakamba: 9:32pm On Apr 10, 2020






Movie: Al Ahmed of Cameroon

&

Series: El Jubril of Sudan
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s Vagina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by Ekakamba: 9:27pm On Apr 10, 2020
kestolove95:
My toto get berries flavour
tongue

Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s Vagina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by Ekakamba: 9:24pm On Apr 10, 2020
Lightangel65:
I think all ladies will stink without all these 9 reasons, they were made stinky
Easy nicca. grin
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why A Woman’s Vagina Will Smell, No 5 Will Surprise You by Ekakamba: 9:19pm On Apr 10, 2020
I rather drill an odorless six inches wide, 13 inches deep hole than a 0.02 inch wide & 6 inches deep smelly hole. tongue




I disagree with your number 9, except the lady is infected.


grin tongue
Romance › Re: This Is Why Women Will Always Be Asking From Men by Ekakamba: 9:14pm On Apr 10, 2020






So asking from men meant asking for the rod alone?



grin tongue
Romance › Re: Love Or What? by Ekakamba: 8:30pm On Apr 10, 2020








grin tongue
Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out You Are Being Cheated On? by Ekakamba: 8:17pm On Apr 10, 2020
Playboy3030:
"I met a boy at her place and she sent me to go get fuel"

Tell us your experience cheesy cheesy
Are you serious?

Like say make you chop better slap in arrears for being the SIMP OF THE YEAR. grin tongue
Romance › Re: Married Woman Get Stuck During S3x by Ekakamba: 8:09pm On Apr 10, 2020





Abeg na her weight dey keep that boy down no be charm.
grin tongue
Family › Re: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by Ekakamba: 8:05pm On Apr 10, 2020






OP play a fast one on your dad; how?

Just make that lady your temporary bae/sexmate. grin tongue
Romance › See What Netflix Have Cause by Ekakamba(op):
Eyah....
grin tongue






Sauce: krakstv Twitter andul

Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 2:33pm On Apr 10, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
menopause is 45-55, not 40
huh
Romance › Re: A Wetter Dripping Pussy help!! by Ekakamba: 12:00am On Apr 10, 2020



Get:
2 Tsp Uziza leaves
1 pound Goat meat
2 Tsp Crayfish
1 Tbs Pepper soup spice
1 Tsp Red Chili flakes
1 Tsp Ginger powder
Salt to taste
1 small Onion

Mixed and apply. grin tongue
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 11:52pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
A research shows that 3 out of 5 black men in the US own a gun or more. Did the researcher go about asking every black man if he owns a gun? Probably not.

Medical scientists say that a woman reaches menopause at age 40. Did these scientists go about meeting every 40 yr old woman and ask about her menses?

A research shows that 50% of road accident in 2009 was as a result of reckless driving. 30% was linked to DUI. Did the researcher(s) witness every road accident that occurred at that year ? Absolutely not.

See bro, in the research world, we researchers only experience or witnessed 20 to 40 percent of what we research about. The rest of the remaining percentage is a collection of data from people who experienced or witnessed it.

So to your question, no I didn't date all the single moms in Nigeria. in fact, I've never dated single moms and never will.
I collected data from those who have dated them and menhn 70% of them had a sad experience. (and remember in mathematics the approximation? So 70 would mean 100).
All right, I got your gist.

I suggest you still add 'most' women next time, it ain't gonna hurt you. cool
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 10:54pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
this isn't about Nigeria it's worldwide. Check the first page i stated it there that regardless race, tribe etc
Okay, how did you come about it?
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 10:16pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
u got it right?
I do but how many single mums are there in Nigeria and how many have you dated?

In other words, how did you arrive at your result(s)?
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 10:05pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
OK thanks bro.

U see, in mathematics when something is not an exact but near exact, we call it exact. This, in mathematics is called approximation. e.g. 1.7million is equal to 2million.

Every country's population is always being approximated and not the exact figure.

Now in the research world, when something is close to, we call it close. For example, if the percentage of people in Calabar who eat dog meat is higher than the percentage who don't, we say that Calabar people eat dog me.

Calabar people eat dog meat. Does it means that every Calabar person eats dog meat? No! But we say Calabar people eat dog meat.
Why? It's because the percentage eating is higher than the percentage that don't eat.

Bro I just hope you understand where I am driving at.

So, in research world, we used generalization just like mathematics uses approximation. This, does not literally means that ALL women are evil. The percentage who aren't evil is smaller.
cool
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 8:43pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
do u know what approximation means?
Of course.

9.5 can be approximated to 10,

199 to 200,

11,500 to 12,000 all these depending on the situation.

Are we on the same path?
Health › Re: How I Survived A Super Contagious Viral Infection by Ekakamba: 7:40pm On Apr 09, 2020







Nice one.

Still hustle do COVID-19 antibody test.
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 7:28pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
But why would they come up with that figure when they didn't count everybody? Do you know why?
Why?
Romance › Re: Get In Guys: After Collecting Her Number, What Made You Not To Call Her? by Ekakamba: 2:19pm On Apr 09, 2020





Saw her DP without make-up. grin tongue

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 (of 140 pages)