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Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 2:01pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
All right thanks once again.

Now, tell me the truth and nothing but the truth.
Did they actually count every person in Nigeria to arrive at that figure?
I don't think they do.
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 12:52pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
This slowing down is what put most of us in a pit we found ourselves.
Wetin even carry you go single mum place? Na you call rain and na you rain beat na. grin

My issue is with your GENERALISATION. Even thought not all of them are evil, I will never date/marry a single mum.

Match no dey start from 1 - 0 na.
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 12:48pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
All right thanks. So please tell me, what was Nigeria's population 8yrs ago?



178.5 million.
Source: worldpopulationreview.com
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 12:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
My experience is that every woman regardless of tribe, race, size, educational background, height, etc is a gold digger, a fair weather, a wh0re and a goddamn cheater
Can you slow down? This is preposterous man. Easy!
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 12:39pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
What is the present population of Nigeria?
Can't really say because the last census was conducted about 8 - 9 years ago I think.
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 12:35pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
May I ask a question please?
Go ahead please.
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 12:23pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
ur eye go clear don't worry





My eyes ain't blur man, they're opened right from birth and crystal clear.

If you're as intellectual as your moniker, you should know what brings about GENERALISATION and what GENERALISATION give birth to.

Just because 1, 2, 4 or a dozen women dealt with you doesn't mean they're all EVIL.

undecided
Romance › Re: Sexual Assault, Rape & The Nigeria Public Servants – A Growing Trend Of Beastlin by Ekakamba: 12:13pm On Apr 09, 2020





Oga/madam copy the news paste am here, you'll not die.

undecided
Romance › Re: Please Please Please Please Please Please by Ekakamba: 12:38am On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
Don't ever date or marry a single mother.

In fact, if she isn't a virgin, don't date.
Rather stay single than get yourself messed up.


Some women are evil.
Romance › Re: You Have Neva Seen Anything Like This Before. Photos by Ekakamba: 11:36pm On Apr 08, 2020
If such epistle is directed to me, I will just scroll to comment and type AMEN LOVE! grin tongue
Romance › Re: I Need A Take Home To Mama With The Following Qualities by Ekakamba: 8:08pm On Apr 08, 2020





Never seen a man seeking for such POOR qualities.

grin tongue
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by Ekakamba: 8:06pm On Apr 08, 2020
OP allow that small girl rest.

Even if she no like you small, she'll still accept you for the fear of losing her job.


Guy you no dey see girls outside apart from shop? grin tongue
Romance › Re: How Best Shouid I Approach This Catcheist And Warn Him? by Ekakamba: 6:40pm On Apr 08, 2020
donyfrank:
It's obvious. To be sleeping with him.
You never can tell until the fish swallow the bait.
Romance › Re: How Best Shouid I Approach This Catcheist And Warn Him? by Ekakamba: 6:30pm On Apr 08, 2020
My wife asked him, how. He said she is old enough to understand what he meant. That she should think about it.



So after thinking about it, what do you think the said man wants your wife to do?

I will give you a good advice when you answer my question.
Romance › Re: Share Your Honeymoon Experience by Ekakamba: 3:26pm On Apr 08, 2020
Edited: grin tongue
presh247:
Those of you who married as virgins, I know there are awesome memories you have had together...your honeymoon experience i think should be one of them.

We single virgins grin would love to learn from you.

How did you spend your honeymoon?

Did you travel out or outside your base?

What's so special with your honeymoon experience?

Let us know...

If you are still single a virgin...HOPE YOU WANT TO LEARN?
Romance › Re: No More Pms! I'm Not Sex Starved. by Ekakamba: 3:18pm On Apr 08, 2020





Notify me when it's inflated, green and mist. grin tongue
Romance › Re: Dirty Block Factory Worker Propose To His Girlfriend At Work by Ekakamba: 3:13pm On Apr 08, 2020
Dirty?

OP is that your woman that the man snatched away from you? grin tongue


Mod close thread.
Romance › Re: The 7 Smartphones With The Best Camera 2020 by Ekakamba: 3:10pm On Apr 08, 2020
If any Tecno dey this list, Lucifer go punish the compiler.
Romance › Re: be good to everybody by Ekakamba: 3:02pm On Apr 08, 2020
Queenlovely:
Large ranches in Texas about the size of ebony I state, real estate in the Bahamas, Dubai, China, cashew plantations in kogi state, schools in fort Lauderdale Florida the list is endless.



With all this wealth/riches, na common baba for LUGBE village you dey hustle to clear your err tribal mark face.


grin tongue



What should I do? should I contest it in court or just go along with it?
Do nothing but hustle oooooo, make your children no come dey fantasize & lie like their mother. grin tongue
Romance › Re: be good to everybody by Ekakamba: 2:56pm On Apr 08, 2020
Queenlovely:
It has given me many sleepless nights, wondering about the implications for me and my kids. Why would my dad will everything to my husband.
My dad death was a heavy blow to me but his will was a shocker. He left so many estate and property in my husband's name.

Large ranches in Texas about the size of ebony I state, real estate in the Bahamas, Dubai, China, cashew plantations in kogi state, schools in fort Lauderdale Florida the list is endless

I love my husband but he is human after all, he was the son my dad never had, he swore to protect me. He was my dad student back at Princeton, and like his adopted son

What should I do? should I contest it in court or just go along with it?
DJ Cuppy, how cums? grin tongue
Romance › Re: ... by Ekakamba:
Descorts:
boss on a serious note my Gbola big o. no be chice. I even wish it was a little smaller
why I mention gbola be say one of my guy dey clear me say na because e too big she dey fear to let me penetrate . but I doubt.
No gbola is too big for vagina even if na VIRGIN. grin tongue
Romance › Re: 50 Questions To Ask Your Partner, From The Dirty To The Flirty by Ekakamba: 7:53am On Apr 08, 2020
These are just normal JSCE questions in Sex Education. grin tongue
Romance › Re: Looking For A Serious Minded Lady Who Is Ready To Settle Down(marry) by Ekakamba: 7:49am On Apr 08, 2020






See email and moniker like corporate company own. grin tongue
Romance › Re: Most Girls Fail To Realize That Men Are Easy To Control. by Ekakamba: 7:45am On Apr 08, 2020




Most ladies don't realize that SIMPS/SISSIES are easy to CON-TROLL you mean?

grin tongue
Romance › Re: ... by Ekakamba: 7:42am On Apr 08, 2020
(and I get big gbola)
How does this correlate with her not agreeing to give you kpansh?

Guy, na because of your small toothprick wey make dey girl no wan give you fork. She won't tell you but at least I have.

She prolly don't want a slither swimming in the ocean without a lifejacket.

grin tongue
Romance › Re: Frequent Sex Does Not Increase The Size Of A Woman's Ass by Ekakamba: 7:30am On Apr 08, 2020
Whenever when see a massively endowed lady, they attribute it to frequent sex.


Only the dumbest people will even think of the above quote?

What about them virgins with mind blowing ARSENAL?


kestolove95:
Can girls with fat ass be doggy?



They can't. They can only be ducky. grin tongue
Romance › Re: How To Choose The Right Life Partner. For The Men. Read And Get Sense!!!. by Ekakamba: 10:31pm On Apr 07, 2020




Stupidity don finally marry Sense. grin tongue



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Health › Re: COVID-19: 16 New Cases Reported, Total now 254 With 44 Discharged And 6 Deaths by Ekakamba: 9:46pm On Apr 07, 2020
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Romance › Re: The Truth About Kayamata facts and fiction by Ekakamba: 9:41pm On Apr 07, 2020






Most of them ladies using this kayanmata ain't got no skills/talents in sexercise/kpanshing and the worst part is that the kayanmata makes their pussy too slippery, watery and unnecessarily tight.

You can't do a 100KMPH five times without drifting off the express at least twice.


grin tongue
Romance › Re: 8 Signs That They Don’t Care About You by Ekakamba: 9:34pm On Apr 07, 2020
No. 4 is the banger!
Romance › Re: How True Is This? by Ekakamba: 9:17pm On Apr 07, 2020
You have indeed met alotta ugly looking/not so endowed smart girls.



Step up OP! grin tongue

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