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My bro, many girls belong to the street and will remain there for eternity.

Truth be told, girls of this generation are just promiscuous, I mean ''big time whores'.

Gone are the days they keep to one guy only.
What I do now is to collect my share and move next to the available girl .

That's why the number of runs girls out passes the number of girls into real time relationship.

Every girl want to cash out.
I was talking to a 16 years old girl recently and she told me that I am a small boy and if I try her she will consume me,I just called her one place and gave her stern warning, I don't do minors.

So, bro, Na so the life dey now.
Pelle .

Always visiting current presidents,he visited Buhari,he has visited Oga Tinubu now.when he was in power, was he visited?

This is a sign of a clueless man.he has remained clueless even after power.
This is a man that the road leading to his hometown is delapitated and abandoned.

Look at how he is looking fat, probably going to collect his loot and share from the national cake.

Jonathan is a collosal failure and he does not have say in the south south because he is shameless .

Peace broker my foot.

[Na true you talk sha, a real simp.my guy don"t club, he doesn"t take alcohol.he will get over it with time, but i dey see if the girl don mumu finish then come back he go accept her, naa there me anf him go get problem.real gee don" t eat left oversuote author=holocron post=122793950]U for slap sense into that your simp friend. Please leave am to go buy the sniper and drink. If he cannot learn from his foolishness then he probably doesn't need to keep living. Why would he be spending more than he can afford on a woman (even if na wife) who has not given him children? At least if the mother of your children chop your money run, you can be sure that most of the money will be to the benefit of the kids because women love their kids. But now, money and time down the drains. Take him to the club, let him drink and carry better olosho and realize that no difference between that olosho and his runaway girlfriend. All hole na hole, so shouldn't overspend or make a fool of himself next time.[/quote]

You are correct ooo
See strong guy dey shed tears because of woman.

Please i must speak my mind, its getting too much, haba! Because of kpekus, you will stoop so low as to beg a woman.


This life na one kin life ooo, e no balance at all. As i return from my jab, this evening, come see one of my guy dey cry.i mean serious cry, e eye don red like blood. Abi person die.

I ask him wetin happen, he no talk, na so e just put hand for e cheek, i kukuma clear road enter my house.

After few minutes after i don freshing up wan relax, i call my guy again, e get up waka enter house dey bone face like bonaventure..i ask am wetin happen. E carry e phone give me make i read text message e girlfriend send for am.

Na so i carry phone come dey read like small pikin, i never read pass one line naa i jump up throw the phone for chair begin attack my guy.


Oboy na because of woman you dey cry like this.i fold my hand look am with surprise.it is painful, as e talk am maa i tell am, come on shut up your mouth, its painful, i mimic him.

Who do you this thimg i ask am.my guy was ashame and tell sat down.

See you, when i tell you no friend igbo girl, you no gree. You say it pleaseth me well like the way samson for Bible talk.
Ntoor.... I yab am

Well, we lived together as friends and collegue but he was on leave and took time off to rest at home.Henry loved this girl and both Parents knows about their relatiomship, there were no issues not until december, last year, when things took a sour vibes.

The said girl met an Oyinbo returnee at an event hosted by who cares......
They exchange harmless contact and since then the oyinbo returnee has been pestering her to accept hos amorous proposer.
According to my guy the girl had gone to visit him thrice amd they might have done the undo.


What pain my guy was that this guy is rich, handsome( that is fresh) and will just use her and dump her.


Henry, relax, na so life dey.but i no expect Franca to do you this kine thing na.
After all you don do for her.my guy kept mute.
1. My guy rented the place she is staying.a one bedtoom flat and he also stay sometime with her there.
2.no time she ask for money, he doesn"t oblige her.
3.he had introduce her to his parent
4.they canspend two hours on phone talking, and robbing minds not knowing she is a crook.
5.He had concluded in proposing to her but this cashless policy has not enable him finalze further stuffs
6.He love this girl and i know he does.

Now everything don scather, the girl say she no do again.she don see oversea Bobo.
Time will tell if the thing go last.As for my guy this night as i dey look am, i don hide knife, any sharp object and rope.
I no go allow am comot make e no go buy sniper.

I will update you guys if the girl and the oyiinbo returnee runnings last.if e just wan chop her clean mouth then return to em base.

Look at what the pastor is saying
How can you not pay the dowry of your wife for 22 year,

Let assume you didn"t hold 1k to your self
Now 49+49=98
You bought the laptop for 97k
The missing 1k is that one you reserve for yourself because you don"t have any money on you, why keeping 1k?

As I type this , I reminisced what just happened at a gymn center I took my daughter to.

What effrontery, what audacity, what guts does the attendee has to push me away....

This the gist ......

It happens that I had the privilege to drive my daughter to a gymn center along stadium road here in port harcourt for her classes on Saturdays
( pls don’t ask me what is she doing at the gym place)

Today I dress very casual because I was watching a World Cup match ( don’t ask me who is playing either), just on my shorts and almost faded polo to go pick her because it was my cousin that dropped her in the morning .

This time my cousin who stay with me for the moment was looking so fresh up and nice dressed and I was looking like his driver. That’s not a big deal so we entered the building, everybody was greeting my younger cousin, welcome sir, welcome sir, even the security at the entrance. That’s not a big deal.

To my greatest surprise when we got into the mean arena my daughter is, she hasn’t notice me so I beckoned on one of the pretty young attendees to go fetch her for me , but she refuse, she downplayed my request.
because i wasn’t dressed well was totally ignored.
I almost wept,
My cousin noticed it and ask if he could help get my daughter, I oblige.

It was when the pretty lady saw my cousin that she opened up and ask him to wait, she will get her for us.

To cut the scenario short, my daughter ran towards me like daughter and father cruise that the foolish lady knew I wasn’t joking .
I just took my kid away and went home.

What did I learn from such scenario
1. To be properly dressed at all time
2. I learn also not to under rate people, the guy you think is a nobody can be the person you need for help
Stay blessed my people.

Apc should start licking their soup because their garri has finish

I want to tap into his anointing by doing the same to my wifey

JOACHINpedro:

Op why you carry your friend matter enter here?
Pls stop this amebo

That the amount he bought it, is it a brand new car?

Lekan239:
spider 2012 for 2.9m in this economy. Weldon o

Who told you real men don’t buy cars for their wives, are you greater than men that bought cars for their wives, poverty mindset.

marlow1962:
Jsyk…real men don’t buy cars for lazy bad women, they buy cars for a hardworking caring woman.
If u tink “once em marry me I go tell am make em buy me moto “ without u putting any effort to make ur man happy and get you that car wit joyful heart, then you’re nothing but a bad lazy woman.

Brother na poverty Dey worry you. First caste and bind the spirit of poverty in your life because if pepper Dey your side, Wetin be car to buy for your wife, you go even buy for your side chick self

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Na all dis kind mumu mumu advice go wan dey tension young men to kill demselves sake of say dey wan make their women happy.

I bind that spirit of foolishness from you.

Make we hustle ooo .....
and make the women in our life happy.
The kind happiness I see for my friend wife face today no be small
Since I was born and now am getting old, I have never seen this woman so excited like this, this the gist.

My friend just bought Toyota camry(spider) 2012 model for his wife, 2.9 million. The car just arrived and I was called to come celebrate.

I drove speedily down to his house, just to be welcome with rapturous jubilation and melodious songs of praise from her to her husband.

Initially, the rickety Honda baby boy she was driving was causing lot of trouble for her and she could not hide her displeasure in it.

More respect, more bedmatics awaits my guy
Congrats for making your wife happy .

I was quit surprise and at the same time not
For the knack, am not interested, am keeping my cool, they are both mature adult and not a rape case, it was consensual sex.

Thegracefulness:
There's 2 types of death.

A living death, where the memory remains and the soul leaves the earth. And a spiritual death where the memories leave the earth and the soul is still alive.

Either ways, prepare yourself for the first one.

You would either have to “knack” your own “knack” eventually, so that they can rope you into whatever’s happening between them and keep you shut, or they begin to conspire against you and eventually chase you out of that office.

It’s not a take- story. This happen real

Jashub:
Tales by moonlight

.......so am good at dictating Acts that aren’t right in the workplace.
Mind you am not a detective, am only a spoiler of office pleasure.

The very first day I resume work in this office, I knew something was going on between these two lovebirds. Always seen together.
Paul,( not his real name) was the project manager in my company, a cute, well groomed young man, I thought he wasn’t married until I was told recently that he was and he had two beautiful daughters.

On the other hand Nancy( her real name) also a young pretty lady in her late 20’s, not married chose to embarrass herself in the office, pant down, skirt raised up, caught in a compromising position by me.

HOW IT ALL BEGAN....

The atmosphere was so tensed that day, we were to work on a project and get it ready for the engineers to execute, Mr. Paul happened to be my senior in the office, though we work together in the project department, Nancy was drafted in by our overall boss to act as the assistant to us
We were six altogether, the others are inconsequential to what went wrong now.

That fateful day, each time, Mr. Paul will whisper some words into the ears of Miss Nancy and she will smile openly. I pretended to be consumed with my work.
Mind you we know they are into each other, at least on office bases.
Just as the work we were doing was progressing, they both got bored with it especially Nancy who outright said, she is tired and needed to take a rest , Mr. Paul whispered again into her ears and she replied openly with stop it and also with a smile.


I only pretended I didn’t see or hear anything., Miss Nancy just kept her cool while she watched us doing the assignment, the engineers were waiting for us.most often, Paul will go close whisper again into her ears, and she will dilates her eyes as someone who is feeling sleepy.

It didn’t take 5minutes she left the office room we were working and I thought she had gone to hers, though she share office space with three other staffs.
Paul became more concentrated and the project continued we were drawing a plan.

All of a sudden, he ask me to be in charge that he is coming soon, he want to get something across the office,
As a bad guy, my mind jumped to, he wants to get condoms but I was wrong.

It was then my instinct tells me all I had been suspecting ever since.
I said to my self, Corruption ! not in my country.

I waited like 5 more minutes, he wasn’t back
I then said oh I see
Paul I go spoil your food today except no be this office you Dey

I left the work for the remaining three and told them am coming too, they weren’t bothered, new interns so they must work .

I creeped to his office with my foot, his office was opposite mine. I could her some sound but it was like they were still talking.
I went back to my work, I wished our boss was around, this mess won’t have happened.
5 minutes later I went back, lol and behold the sound is no more, I could just hear the sound of table adjusting itself
What’s the meaning of this, I said to myself. I remained quiet for awhile, it wasn’t long o hear a sound of a jab( una know Wetin I dey talk na, experience guys) with a slight moaning.
Gosh! This guy is bleeping this Nancy in the office

I went back to my work again but the thought of it couldn’t make me concentrate, I rush there like an hungry lion and open the door as if I wanted to take something , these fool couldn’t lock the door and I believe it was out of thoughtlessness.
What just came out of my mouth was...oh am sorry,, but them I have clear my curiosity.


I caught them red handed, a white pant pulled down to her ankle , brown skirt raised up , that’s what I saw and Paul was zipping up.

The rest was history ....

seunmind44:
Has she been founded?

see English

Hello
I was given a contract job to execute for the next two months in Bayelsa state.
All lodging and other expenses taken care of by my clients.
Things was moving well for me all until my colleague joined me to fasten the job.
Damn!!
I won’t sleep at night...
So so moaning by his girls he brought in at night.... initially I thought he is into patronizing runs girls because the way he changes girls was so alarming, but I was wrong, I overheard him telling one that he don’t have money on him but he will send her something over the weekend, which runs girl will accept that offer,na cash and carry na.

Our rooms were so close that one could eve dropped on conversations.
Is it the way he bleeped them that made them moan or what, every night different intense ringing tone and the girls were not perturb about who hears.they are carefree.
Am thinking on relocating to wilberforce island here in Bayelsa state though I have to pay for the space
Why ?
Is because I don’t want to follow him, I have bleeped just thrices in one month I came and we have two months remaining
I have a family back home, so I can’t bear the sound and I can’t tell him such
He is an adult and is entitled to the lifestyle he chooses

Brethen, he bleep almost everyday and that won’t be a problem to me if not the loud moaning from his girls each passing night.i practically hear his jabs as he hit his girls hard each night, the guy get strength ooo.
Damn!!
am moving out.

Both

Pls what is woto woto, have been hearing it

WhrightJr:
I will lock her up in police cell for damage of properties worth millions
Or she collect wotowoto

I concur with Wike
Gov. Wike is the few who remained in PDP right from inception
He is not a political prostitution like Atiku and co
The founding fathers of PDP killed the party
Where is OBJ, Jonathan , Odili and co

Give me Ameachi, I will chose him again and again over wicked Wike
A man of his people

It depends,it's 50/50,she couldn't have just develop love for you just from the blues.

Love is a gradual process and feeling.
Giving out number easily doesn't prove she loves you,after all, girls that are into hookups dole out their numbers to perspective clients.

You can start with friendship,get are to know her better and she reciprocal.

Best wishes

I could only remember this Mini man as the first and only general to para- troop.
Para troop means to jump down from a parachute.
Kudo Rivers born General,but pls face the music,if found guilty.

That's what you got when you build your team around just one man.
Barcelona build on messi and messi is gone now,they can't cope.
Man.u built their team around sir Alex Fergie,since Fergie left, Man. U is in pieces.

proxitaly:
Tapnaldooo!

if he is in the team you support,would you call him tapnaldo..bad belly

endsarrrs:
The harbinger has arrived!

Things fall apart

L.L.L.M,others are taking it in law,but his own is Legendary Liar Lia Mohammed.

Hey guys, am Ekelechukwu, as you can see in my moniker.

Please and please guys,don't allow any lazy ass bitches coined you into spending your hard earn money all in the name of birthday,urgent 2k, my mama is sick in the hospital, no food etc.

Men, majority of girls are into runs,semi runs,outright prostitution,coded prostitution and money for hand back for ground.

Most girls are damn lazy and won't work but depend on men for their upkeeps and will bash hustling guys or even the few girls who want to work and save shame.

I must speak my mind and I owe no one any appology,some girls are hard working though.

Just this morning my friend ran to me through phone call and explain how a girl she met on facebook is disturbing his life.

I told him what did he mean?
He confess that he profess love to the girl and since then she has been billing him just to run him dry.

I told my guy,he is a fool and I cut the call.
This life has become a jungle and it's the survival of the fittest.each gender trying to outplay,outsmart the other.

Women should make their own money and stop depending on guys.
The level of moral degradation is alarming and I bet if my female girl child will be trained to toe such path.

Rape! Rape! Rape! They cry foul when been raped,they cry foul when been molested and abuse but won't cry foul duping a guy.

Guys shine ya eye . Shine am well well.

Bitches has no joy when they chop your money finish they move to the next mugu.