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fkj950ax:
How the Bleep did I come across this stupid post?

Its not only a fabricated story, but the OP has serious ego issues or domestic assault issues

Bro,not all story is an imagination of thoughts.it happened to me.this is a true life experience.
Don't say it is fabricated.

Kriss216:
Advice the OP to stay away from Nigerian girls to save his sanity.

am a full time heat and run driver oo,just that this girl caught my attention,she fine for face and better back side.

Kriss216:
Try and book a date with her. Let it be in a hotel room. If she honours the invitation, then, you can be rest assured your girlfriend is our community project.

I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo

Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!

The APC game is becoming intrigue,their will be a game changer.the northerner elites are wise.

The north want to install former president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan,as a Christian southern candidate for that position,they know Jonathan has only one tenure to do.

After the completion of Jonathan single tenure,the north take over again,for eight years.

The south west will be left gasping for breath as no vacancy for them.

Lessons.
It serves the south west right,they never learnt lessons .
The north have proven,they are the real power brokers.

Anybody saying the future is female doesn't know what he/she is saying.

The future is male.is she not doing all these things to attract men.

Even Bobrisky change from man to woman to attract man.

I spit for ground.

Nigeria the gi ant. of africa

THINGS THAT INDOMIE GENERATION
MISS
1. Canter-.Ball. : I and my croonies play this yeye game till we enter jss 2. The funny things be say it made me know some players back then.if any of my player score,I will say,Ronaldo de lima has scored.


2.kite : I fly kite tire.this senseless thing is made with a nylon and broom still.with a long rope.you will take it outside, spread it and it will fly up,you will then control it with your hand.


3.biro or bic game: this one is played in the desk in secondary school,I and my cronies will play it,it is simply,just place your biro side by side with your opponent,the first to kick with your finger the other one bironout has won.

4.Parachute : this mumu game is made with nylon,and thread,then a little mentallic object with be tied to be the para trooper.what we then do was to tie it and throw it to the sky,it will then spread out and fly as parachute until it land.

5. I don forget this one,pls remind me

His village people has remembered him

Low Budget Banker you said.am a pharmacist.i said,welcome me.

Am new here,Brothers and sister.welcome me.
More update from me later.

This Liar dey even lie to his own grand son���������������������the lying machine never disappoint

The Supreme Governor has Spoken.

The way the Western world divorce is so alarming. Is because one a woman divorce before you know another man has married her.

But this men self have no taste,how can you marry a divorcee who have been married again and again.

This women are only divorcing because,they know once they divorce, men are queuing up to hook them up,unlike naija,if a woman divorce,you are on your own ooo! Except na God.Tonte Dike still dey,


Kudos to our men here,we get super sense,no time to eat left overs.

These are the names of governors who have played politics with the lives of their people

1. Hell Rufai
2. Nyosom wicked
3.Hopeless uzodinma
4.Babajide sour- ole
The above name governors have in one time cause havoc to the live of its citizens.

Buhari came into power on may 29 ,2015.when you look at his administration,two major things failed Buhari and they are
1. Nepotism: President Buhari as a matter of Fact did next to zero to unite Nigerians.his selections and appointments prove where his mind is and that was his undoing.

Three is a federal character commission who ensured appointments are not one-sided,Buhari ignore it and did his own bidding, when you carry out such, there will be no unity in the system.


2.Favoritism: Buhari prove to close his ears when his true allies commit offences,this alone can make the system fail.Buhari did not fail because he was so corrupt or he wanted to fail, No, he fail because he turn a blind eyes to things that matters and see them as though they don't matter.tge Fulani herds men, Bandits could be fish out and summarily dealt with but he choose to turn the other way..


Corrupt in Nigeria is at its peak in Nigeria because he has his official who are more intelligent and schooled that him...

Anybody saying those men are less corrupt will be amazed at the end of the day.

The message here connotes that nobody want to associate with failure, I blame the girl because before you embark in such illicit and shameful act, you need to confirm your bank alert.

$5k promise to future in a porn video isn't a small money to hinder a olosho like her but as I said,she would have gotten her alert first,

The truth is that many ladies engage in such things to make money,more are even yet to be expose, such that this one is a business gone wrong.

The out going chief of Air Staff was a complete gentleman,I remember him back then at Airforce base portharcourt when he was our base commander,he did a lot for us,

This incoming Chief of Airforce,AVM Amao was also a commander at Airforce base Portharcourt.they are gentlemen.

The former chief of Air Staff,Air Marshall Sadique Abubakar is a complete gentleman.


I remember back then in 2009 when he was the base commander in Nigerian Airforce base,Port Harcourt.


He did alot for the youth and the base large,he built lot of infastructures and better the lot of soldiers then.


Am not holding anything for him or against him, but a man I have met one on one and did excellently should be commended.

The Former Airforce chief tried his best more than the army and navy....army(Burutai was the worst)

This General doesn't look gallant in his appearance.

Another round peg in a square hole.

He is 69, it is because he lies alot, that's why he is looking older than his age,he looks 80 though.

There is so much blood flow in Nigeria.

Oh God! Why have you forsaken nigeria?

Sometimes I think if this damn man knows what they called posterity, his lies are ernomous.

He talk from the pit of hell with all impunity.

May God save nigeria from all the evil men

Am always happen when I see rich celebrities give back to the society.God bless you Emmanuel,for God is with us.

Hahahaha,everywhere is protest in Nigeria,a country filled with deception.

Was he not the one that says Abia is the only state in Nigeria that is in the Bible?

How come he had Covid 19.

Nemere2020:
https://punchng.com/oshiomhole-insists-on-direct-primaries-in-edo/

I am really tired of Nigeria politics,Political Sons always turn against their political god father.

Remember the case of Sir Dr. Peter Odili of Rivers state, his Political son turned against him.

Remember Goodluck Jonathan, his Political son Barrister Henry seriaki Dickson turned against him

The list is endless, so if Oshiobaba and his Political son is fighting, it’s not a new thing in Nigeria, infact nothing is new in naija.

It all depend on what you want.for me, no amount is too small or big to start a bussiness

The girl is my colleague and not a student.how can i do stuffs with my students,am I crazy.I teach in a secondary school
Please don't think it's a student.

Please,I would like to have the house opinion on this matter. There is this girl in my school I teach,I think I like her and want to date her.I told her my intentions but she said we will start dating next year,I should give her time.I don't really get it,why will she postpone it to next year.she told me that she don't have a boyfriend and she is very cool and descent in her ways.my problem is that she allows me to touch her sometimes but sometimes she won't and she don't want to come to her house only till next year.she sometime get close to a guy in the same school and it makes me jealous and when she discover she will act and move to me so she could please me.please I want to know if I can get her or she want to play me.

Due to the on going construction been initiated by the visionery governor of Rivers state,the Artillery axis of Aba road in Rivers state has been blocked.please be informed that all who desire to transit to that route should follow the rumuomasi old aba road by CIWA-shell.