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 Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by Ekele22(m): 12:59pm On Apr 22, 2022 |
Pls what is woto woto, have been hearing it WhrightJr: |
| Politics › Re: Presidential Ticket: How Wike May Scuttle PDP Govs’ Ghana Deal by Ekele22(m): 7:54pm On Apr 09, 2022 |
I concur with Wike Gov. Wike is the few who remained in PDP right from inception He is not a political prostitution like Atiku and co The founding fathers of PDP killed the party Where is OBJ, Jonathan , Odili and co 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomole Joins Amaechi At Rivers APC Thanksgiving by Ekele22(m): 4:36pm On Apr 09, 2022 |
Give me Ameachi, I will chose him again and again over wicked Wike A man of his people 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Is It True That A Girl That Gives You Her Number Loves You? by Ekele22(m): 6:55am On Dec 18, 2021 |
It depends,it's 50/50,she couldn't have just develop love for you just from the blues. Love is a gradual process and feeling. Giving out number easily doesn't prove she loves you,after all, girls that are into hookups dole out their numbers to perspective clients. You can start with friendship,get are to know her better and she reciprocal. Best wishes 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Charges Kenneth Minimah, Others With ₦13 Billion Fraud by Ekele22(m): 10:49am On Dec 09, 2021 |
I could only remember this Mini man as the first and only general to para- troop. Para troop means to jump down from a parachute. Kudo Rivers born General,but pls face the music,if found guilty. |
| Sports › Re: Xavi Becomes FC Barcelona's New Coach by Ekele22(m): 5:52am On Nov 06, 2021 |
That's what you got when you build your team around just one man. Barcelona build on messi and messi is gone now,they can't cope. Man.u built their team around sir Alex Fergie,since Fergie left, Man. U is in pieces. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 30th October 2021 by Ekele22(m): 6:16pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
proxitaly:if he is in the team you support,would you call him tapnaldo..bad belly 10 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Eze Napoleon Amadi Killed By His Wife Gladys Amadi In Rivers State (Photos) by Ekele22(m): 8:52am On Oct 29, 2021 |
endsarrrs:Things fall apart |
| Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Psychiatric, Drug Tests Mandatory For Security Men by Ekele22(m): 8:46am On Oct 21, 2021 |
L.L.L.M,others are taking it in law,but his own is Legendary Liar Lia Mohammed. |
| Romance › Lazy Ass Bitches Everywhere by Ekele22(op): 7:55am On Oct 16, 2021 |
Hey guys, am Ekelechukwu, as you can see in my moniker. Please and please guys,don't allow any lazy ass bitches coined you into spending your hard earn money all in the name of birthday,urgent 2k, my mama is sick in the hospital, no food etc. Men, majority of girls are into runs,semi runs,outright prostitution,coded prostitution and money for hand back for ground. Most girls are damn lazy and won't work but depend on men for their upkeeps and will bash hustling guys or even the few girls who want to work and save shame. I must speak my mind and I owe no one any appology,some girls are hard working though. Just this morning my friend ran to me through phone call and explain how a girl she met on facebook is disturbing his life. I told him what did he mean? He confess that he profess love to the girl and since then she has been billing him just to run him dry. I told my guy,he is a fool and I cut the call. This life has become a jungle and it's the survival of the fittest.each gender trying to outplay,outsmart the other. Women should make their own money and stop depending on guys. The level of moral degradation is alarming and I bet if my female girl child will be trained to toe such path. Rape! Rape! Rape! They cry foul when been raped,they cry foul when been molested and abuse but won't cry foul duping a guy. Guys shine ya eye . Shine am well well. Bitches has no joy when they chop your money finish they move to the next mugu. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 6:15pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
fkj950ax:you are devoid of intellect.see how you are reasoning,my prayers is for you to meet a LovePeddler as wife. |
| Family › Re: Is This Appropriate At The Children’s Playground? (Pics) by Ekele22(m): 8:35am On Oct 11, 2021 |
I am an I.T guru and I can categorically say,this is a photoshop.it does not exist real. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Nonconsensual Removal Of Condom During Sex, Illegal In California by Ekele22(m): 10:46am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Fakbrown:true,she knows because the sweetness cannot allow her reject it.she also know the difference between using condoms and going raw.i did it with my girlfriend and I thought she doesn't know until I finish,she ask me why did i remove the condom. 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 8:56am On Oct 07, 2021*. Modified: 9:33am On Oct 07, 2021 |
As I pondered on these,I decided to concentrate on my major assignment,close and go home. I never bothered calling her, never reaching out to her as usual the next day,as expected she came looking for me and I played the devil advocate. She ask me if I want sex,and if that's what kept me aback from her. I said yes. She answered me that she knew that's what I had wanted,smiled and walked back to her office. There is always something in her smile,something that could make the hardest of redpiller become a simp. I was hoping she will find me by coming back but I was mistaken.i completed my days job and drove home without seeing her again that day. |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 7:59pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
I was wondering,what does this lady want from me. I can categorically say she is the most beautiful and nicely shaped female colleague and I was blessed to have her around me. Three months gone,no bleep, Oh! I couldn't bear the bulge,the pains,the feelings,the near-Hot mode she subjected me to.. We could spend minutes playing love in the office to the detriment of my assignment. I could feel her warmth thigh as she was aways on tight fitted gown,that nicely reached before her knees. I decided to stop the torment and end everything we had in the office when she called me her office boyfriend and lover. What does that mean? What is she up to? Whats my gain? Who could be bleeping her at my back? As I pondered on this,I decided to stop and concentrate on my major assignment,close and go home. |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 3:53pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
She nodded with a smile on her face and ask me,if I feel and do the same. Well... I told her,I haven't done such and will like to try it out with her. She responded no problem and I allowed her leave my office. Weeks by week's i discovered that senior colleagues in that firm,I mean men of substance that can throw money around, pot belly men became hostile to me for no just cause,atleast to my knowledge.nothing I do please them,I became saddled with much work,even the work non vital to my contract agreement. As a young handsome dude,I no send them.at my spare time,I roam down to my girlfriend office and relaxed there. We became so close that she bought lunch for me at the company canteen and I also reciprocate the gesture when necessary. Two months gone,i haven't bleep this lady,when I ask her to visit me,she feel reluntant and just wave it aside.or should I bleep her in my office,or her office..... No,we might be caught and humiliated or sacked. |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 9:48am On Oct 06, 2021 |
I waited for her call but she never called.i was tempted to call her but I refuse,let her be the first. Back to the office the next day,I came before her and parked at my normal parking lot. When she came,she parked and came to my office demanding why I parked at her place. I laughed it off and told her,is it a game?is first come first serve. I ask her to take a sit,she sat down and I ask her,why didn't she called as promised. She responded that I should be the one to call her.i could feel love in her eyes For me,love wanted to take me,but I shook myself,called my name, come on! Ekele, you are bigger that this na. How can you fall in love ,I resisted every spirit of weakness in me.i rose up,took her by the hand and led her to her office. Meanwhile,other colleagues are beginning to suspect. For fear of victimization,I don't know who is chopping her,wheather,is the M.D himself,before I know,they can terminate my oppointment.i told her in her office if she enjoyed office romance and she nodded her head. |
| Romance › Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 9:29am On Oct 06, 2021 |
I will begin by saying.fear women oh! I got a job in one of the firm in Portharcourt.won't want to mention names. Though it was a contract base and will be working till I finish my assignment. It happens that the office I was working as an I.T personnel had lots of female staff.i must confess,they are very gorgeous. Initially,I had to mind my business and focus on my primary assignment. First week pass,I was focus, Second week pass,I remain focus,just a little hi from the ladies and good morning greetings. Third week came,I had my first long convo with one of the ladies.i never knew she was crushing. Where i normally parked my car,she came earlier and park her car there and I was somehow pissed off. She was the company chief accountant,a young lady of immeasurable beauty. That's not my business,I told myself as I walked hurriedly requesting who parked his/car there. As I demanded to know,the security hinted me that it was her and pointed to her office. I went straight to her office,knocked on her door,just a small room filled with all kinds of book on shelves.,tellers and receipts littered everywhere. We exchanged pleasantries,as a gentleman,I almost lost my primary aim of going to see her as she put on a welcoming smile on her face. I found myself spending close to 30minutes in her office as we dabbled into a different affairs. I never told her why did she parked where I was parking because I know very well,everyone has his/her parking lots. Her body language that morning gave me away and I almost became a simp. We gisted and l later got her number and promise to give her a call. I went back to my office smiling sheepily,I didn't remember to park my car properly again. What's was just going through my mind was how to bleep this lady. The day work went smoothly as usual and we closed by 5pm.i quickly arranged my personal effect and hurried to my car,waiting for her to come out. Check out na,me that normally zoom off at the close of work,putting up a straight face. This time,I have to wait, She came out, lo and behold,she walk straight to my car and greeted putting on a smile. I wind down my car glass and I told her to call me by 7pm this night.she accepted and I drove off. I went home straight,waiting for her call.it was then I discovered there is always a spirit of Simpson in every guy. I blame the management of that firm for employing cute and pretty ladies . 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Do People Go To School Despite No Jobs Or Is It Because Of This? by Ekele22(m): 9:27am On Sep 27, 2021 |
hazard7:bros, take this my advice hookline and sinker.now,education is very important and I'd tell you if education is expensive try ignorance. Now,I will advice that your brother go in for a lucrative course,I did biochemistry as my first degree and I can tell you,it's a crap.i have to go in a another lucrative course to stay in the labour market. So,allow him go to school but let him forget about biochemistry,where will he work? Let him study a more lucrative course or forget it for now. |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced By A Nurse While On Admission At The Hospital? by Ekele22(m): 8:59am On Sep 24, 2021 |
Joysticks:bros,I think you are closely far from the truth.i have been to such screening and I can tell you there are both male and female medical personnel's,the male check the male while the female check the female, I have not seen where a female medical personnel will be toying with dicks in the name of screening. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ahmad Sagir, Governor Inuwa's Supporter Dies After Falling Off Car In Convoy by Ekele22(m): 11:14am On Sep 21, 2021 |
He died a fools dealth. He died for nothing |
| Politics › Re: Notorious Car Snatcher Nnali Osita Caught In Port Harcourt by Ekele22(m): 7:02pm On Sep 18, 2021 |
kestolove95:All these Religion Bigotry,Tribal sentiments will not help us.crime in nigeria had no tribal status.it can happen in any tribe. Let's reunite as one and things will change. |
| Family › Re: One Of My Sons Looks Exactly Like My Late Father by Ekele22(m): 5:48am On Sep 16, 2021 |
[quote author=owenseddies40 post=105851961]Am 47 years old,that my son was born 20 years after my father died,so my wife did not get to meet with my father,I don't believe in reincarnation,the truth is that I don't look like my father,but this my son does,both the way my father walks,talks and everything,that gets me scared[/quote. Op read your elementary Biology about genes, you will know what you need to know Let's cut that crap of reincarnation. What simply happen is that of Recessive gene. Let me simply explain ,you took your father gene and transfer it to your son Read about inheritance,gene transfer,diploid,haploid and dorminant and recessive gene,you will understand better. There is nothing like reincarnation. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: A Single Mom Of Triplets Is Eyeing Me! by Ekele22(m): 6:05pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Which eye did you use to see her Eye her back 1 Like |
| Romance › What's The Meaning Of This? by Ekele22(op): 12:57pm On Sep 10, 2021*. Modified: 1:12pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
The kind of banners I see this days, I'd wonder if the Almighty God won't be laughing upstairs. Today,my rant isn't on ladies, let me leave the weaker gender alone this weekend,I hope to have their time soon. I will be ranting on the nigerian randy pastors and I owe no one any Apology Let's get down to business..... Three personalities come down to play in the nigerian space and they are 1.The policemen 2.The Politicians 3.The Pastors. Which is more corrupt? If you ask me,well I don't know the answer. I will dwell on the later(pastors) I grew up in a very religious environment and a sound background,though I refuse to be fanatical about everything. I major on criticism and I dereive pleasure in it. The company I was working,I was paid to find fault ( that's by the way) Religion in nigeria has been bamboozle,and turned to junks,I do not take their words hook and sinker because they are not replica of what they preached. I caught a pastor red handed asking my girlfriend out and he thinks she won't tell me. Now the mean story....... I came back from work so early because I needed to attend to some pressing issues at hand. Well,I have been suspecting this god of men for some time but couldn't prove it I drove straight to my friends place unannounced and park close by to watch what was going on. This so called Revered from a reputable church which I won't mention name was park in his car asking someone to excuse my friend for him. From his looks I know what he came for so I pretended to look away since he doesn't recognize me. My friend happen to go see him in his car while I wait by. I was so pissed off not because a man want to toast her but because he is a pastor and we know him as one. I waited patiently until she was done with him and I then ask her what he said My girlfriend told me everything that he want to date her and is asking her out. Concludedly, I want people to understand that many are called but few are chosen,am not a saint but let those who are saddled with the responsibilities of spirituality keep to their calling or back out.
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| Romance › Re: If You See These Three Things On Her, She Is A Complete Wh0re! PERIOD!! [photos] by Ekele22(m): 12:47pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
OhMyGodWtf:A simp spotted 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Girls Would You Marry Such A Man by Ekele22(m): 12:39pm On Sep 03, 2021 |
Mercychen:sweetheart,men are not public toilet because we dump our oil into and not the other way round.women are public toilet because,you know na... 29 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 9:22pm On Aug 28, 2021 |
madamthemadam:You called them two adult abi,two adult deceiving themselves. I rest my case. |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 8:58am On Aug 27, 2021 |
madamthemadam:I know because he told me,he couldn't have lied This is the very reason women are been used and dumped.the man is Randy,yes we all know but why patronizing his promiscuous lifestyle.did he put a gun in her head to keep her . I blame the woman. |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 8:36am On Aug 26, 2021 |
madamthemadam:.I beg to disagree with you,who is at lost,the soldier or the lady.the soldier is already married with his family cooling off somewhere But here,he is wasting the precious time of another lady.it is wickedness and not lust my dear. I blame the woman because she knew all these and still decide to stay put. |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 8:33am On Aug 26, 2021 |
madamthemadam: |
The harbinger has arrived!
, also if she knows nd decides to stay, thats her not all women and it is her loss not sin, that man is a randy man and he will keep having stupid excuses to keep his affair, why not blame him, after all he is the centrepiece here