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 Romance › Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 6:15pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
fkj950ax:you are devoid of intellect.see how you are reasoning,my prayers is for you to meet a LovePeddler as wife. |
| Family › Re: Is This Appropriate At The Children’s Playground? (Pics) by Ekele22(m): 8:35am On Oct 11, 2021 |
I am an I.T guru and I can categorically say,this is a photoshop.it does not exist real. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Nonconsensual Removal Of Condom During Sex, Illegal In California by Ekele22(m): 10:46am On Oct 08, 2021 |
Fakbrown:true,she knows because the sweetness cannot allow her reject it.she also know the difference between using condoms and going raw.i did it with my girlfriend and I thought she doesn't know until I finish,she ask me why did i remove the condom. 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 8:56am On Oct 07, 2021*. Modified: 9:33am On Oct 07, 2021 |
As I pondered on these,I decided to concentrate on my major assignment,close and go home. I never bothered calling her, never reaching out to her as usual the next day,as expected she came looking for me and I played the devil advocate. She ask me if I want sex,and if that's what kept me aback from her. I said yes. She answered me that she knew that's what I had wanted,smiled and walked back to her office. There is always something in her smile,something that could make the hardest of redpiller become a simp. I was hoping she will find me by coming back but I was mistaken.i completed my days job and drove home without seeing her again that day. |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 7:59pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
I was wondering,what does this lady want from me. I can categorically say she is the most beautiful and nicely shaped female colleague and I was blessed to have her around me. Three months gone,no bleep, Oh! I couldn't bear the bulge,the pains,the feelings,the near-Hot mode she subjected me to.. We could spend minutes playing love in the office to the detriment of my assignment. I could feel her warmth thigh as she was aways on tight fitted gown,that nicely reached before her knees. I decided to stop the torment and end everything we had in the office when she called me her office boyfriend and lover. What does that mean? What is she up to? Whats my gain? Who could be bleeping her at my back? As I pondered on this,I decided to stop and concentrate on my major assignment,close and go home. |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 3:53pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
She nodded with a smile on her face and ask me,if I feel and do the same. Well... I told her,I haven't done such and will like to try it out with her. She responded no problem and I allowed her leave my office. Weeks by week's i discovered that senior colleagues in that firm,I mean men of substance that can throw money around, pot belly men became hostile to me for no just cause,atleast to my knowledge.nothing I do please them,I became saddled with much work,even the work non vital to my contract agreement. As a young handsome dude,I no send them.at my spare time,I roam down to my girlfriend office and relaxed there. We became so close that she bought lunch for me at the company canteen and I also reciprocate the gesture when necessary. Two months gone,i haven't bleep this lady,when I ask her to visit me,she feel reluntant and just wave it aside.or should I bleep her in my office,or her office..... No,we might be caught and humiliated or sacked. |
| Romance › Re: Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 9:48am On Oct 06, 2021 |
I waited for her call but she never called.i was tempted to call her but I refuse,let her be the first. Back to the office the next day,I came before her and parked at my normal parking lot. When she came,she parked and came to my office demanding why I parked at her place. I laughed it off and told her,is it a game?is first come first serve. I ask her to take a sit,she sat down and I ask her,why didn't she called as promised. She responded that I should be the one to call her.i could feel love in her eyes For me,love wanted to take me,but I shook myself,called my name, come on! Ekele, you are bigger that this na. How can you fall in love ,I resisted every spirit of weakness in me.i rose up,took her by the hand and led her to her office. Meanwhile,other colleagues are beginning to suspect. For fear of victimization,I don't know who is chopping her,wheather,is the M.D himself,before I know,they can terminate my oppointment.i told her in her office if she enjoyed office romance and she nodded her head. |
| Romance › Oh! My One Night Stand. by Ekele22(op): 9:29am On Oct 06, 2021 |
I will begin by saying.fear women oh! I got a job in one of the firm in Portharcourt.won't want to mention names. Though it was a contract base and will be working till I finish my assignment. It happens that the office I was working as an I.T personnel had lots of female staff.i must confess,they are very gorgeous. Initially,I had to mind my business and focus on my primary assignment. First week pass,I was focus, Second week pass,I remain focus,just a little hi from the ladies and good morning greetings. Third week came,I had my first long convo with one of the ladies.i never knew she was crushing. Where i normally parked my car,she came earlier and park her car there and I was somehow pissed off. She was the company chief accountant,a young lady of immeasurable beauty. That's not my business,I told myself as I walked hurriedly requesting who parked his/car there. As I demanded to know,the security hinted me that it was her and pointed to her office. I went straight to her office,knocked on her door,just a small room filled with all kinds of book on shelves.,tellers and receipts littered everywhere. We exchanged pleasantries,as a gentleman,I almost lost my primary aim of going to see her as she put on a welcoming smile on her face. I found myself spending close to 30minutes in her office as we dabbled into a different affairs. I never told her why did she parked where I was parking because I know very well,everyone has his/her parking lots. Her body language that morning gave me away and I almost became a simp. We gisted and l later got her number and promise to give her a call. I went back to my office smiling sheepily,I didn't remember to park my car properly again. What's was just going through my mind was how to bleep this lady. The day work went smoothly as usual and we closed by 5pm.i quickly arranged my personal effect and hurried to my car,waiting for her to come out. Check out na,me that normally zoom off at the close of work,putting up a straight face. This time,I have to wait, She came out, lo and behold,she walk straight to my car and greeted putting on a smile. I wind down my car glass and I told her to call me by 7pm this night.she accepted and I drove off. I went home straight,waiting for her call.it was then I discovered there is always a spirit of Simpson in every guy. I blame the management of that firm for employing cute and pretty ladies . 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Do People Go To School Despite No Jobs Or Is It Because Of This? by Ekele22(m): 9:27am On Sep 27, 2021 |
hazard7:bros, take this my advice hookline and sinker.now,education is very important and I'd tell you if education is expensive try ignorance. Now,I will advice that your brother go in for a lucrative course,I did biochemistry as my first degree and I can tell you,it's a crap.i have to go in a another lucrative course to stay in the labour market. So,allow him go to school but let him forget about biochemistry,where will he work? Let him study a more lucrative course or forget it for now. |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced By A Nurse While On Admission At The Hospital? by Ekele22(m): 8:59am On Sep 24, 2021 |
Joysticks:bros,I think you are closely far from the truth.i have been to such screening and I can tell you there are both male and female medical personnel's,the male check the male while the female check the female, I have not seen where a female medical personnel will be toying with dicks in the name of screening. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ahmad Sagir, Governor Inuwa's Supporter Dies After Falling Off Car In Convoy by Ekele22(m): 11:14am On Sep 21, 2021 |
He died a fools dealth. He died for nothing |
| Politics › Re: Notorious Car Snatcher Nnali Osita Caught In Port Harcourt by Ekele22(m): 7:02pm On Sep 18, 2021 |
kestolove95:All these Religion Bigotry,Tribal sentiments will not help us.crime in nigeria had no tribal status.it can happen in any tribe. Let's reunite as one and things will change. |
| Family › Re: One Of My Sons Looks Exactly Like My Late Father by Ekele22(m): 5:48am On Sep 16, 2021 |
[quote author=owenseddies40 post=105851961]Am 47 years old,that my son was born 20 years after my father died,so my wife did not get to meet with my father,I don't believe in reincarnation,the truth is that I don't look like my father,but this my son does,both the way my father walks,talks and everything,that gets me scared[/quote. Op read your elementary Biology about genes, you will know what you need to know Let's cut that crap of reincarnation. What simply happen is that of Recessive gene. Let me simply explain ,you took your father gene and transfer it to your son Read about inheritance,gene transfer,diploid,haploid and dorminant and recessive gene,you will understand better. There is nothing like reincarnation. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: A Single Mom Of Triplets Is Eyeing Me! by Ekele22(m): 6:05pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Which eye did you use to see her Eye her back 1 Like |
| Romance › What's The Meaning Of This? by Ekele22(op): 12:57pm On Sep 10, 2021*. Modified: 1:12pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
The kind of banners I see this days, I'd wonder if the Almighty God won't be laughing upstairs. Today,my rant isn't on ladies, let me leave the weaker gender alone this weekend,I hope to have their time soon. I will be ranting on the nigerian randy pastors and I owe no one any Apology Let's get down to business..... Three personalities come down to play in the nigerian space and they are 1.The policemen 2.The Politicians 3.The Pastors. Which is more corrupt? If you ask me,well I don't know the answer. I will dwell on the later(pastors) I grew up in a very religious environment and a sound background,though I refuse to be fanatical about everything. I major on criticism and I dereive pleasure in it. The company I was working,I was paid to find fault ( that's by the way) Religion in nigeria has been bamboozle,and turned to junks,I do not take their words hook and sinker because they are not replica of what they preached. I caught a pastor red handed asking my girlfriend out and he thinks she won't tell me. Now the mean story....... I came back from work so early because I needed to attend to some pressing issues at hand. Well,I have been suspecting this god of men for some time but couldn't prove it I drove straight to my friends place unannounced and park close by to watch what was going on. This so called Revered from a reputable church which I won't mention name was park in his car asking someone to excuse my friend for him. From his looks I know what he came for so I pretended to look away since he doesn't recognize me. My friend happen to go see him in his car while I wait by. I was so pissed off not because a man want to toast her but because he is a pastor and we know him as one. I waited patiently until she was done with him and I then ask her what he said My girlfriend told me everything that he want to date her and is asking her out. Concludedly, I want people to understand that many are called but few are chosen,am not a saint but let those who are saddled with the responsibilities of spirituality keep to their calling or back out.
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| Romance › Re: If You See These Three Things On Her, She Is A Complete Wh0re! PERIOD!! [photos] by Ekele22(m): 12:47pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
OhMyGodWtf:A simp spotted 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Girls Would You Marry Such A Man by Ekele22(m): 12:39pm On Sep 03, 2021 |
Mercychen:sweetheart,men are not public toilet because we dump our oil into and not the other way round.women are public toilet because,you know na... 29 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 9:22pm On Aug 28, 2021 |
madamthemadam:You called them two adult abi,two adult deceiving themselves. I rest my case. |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 8:58am On Aug 27, 2021 |
madamthemadam:I know because he told me,he couldn't have lied This is the very reason women are been used and dumped.the man is Randy,yes we all know but why patronizing his promiscuous lifestyle.did he put a gun in her head to keep her . I blame the woman. |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 8:36am On Aug 26, 2021 |
madamthemadam:.I beg to disagree with you,who is at lost,the soldier or the lady.the soldier is already married with his family cooling off somewhere But here,he is wasting the precious time of another lady.it is wickedness and not lust my dear. I blame the woman because she knew all these and still decide to stay put. |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 8:33am On Aug 26, 2021 |
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| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 7:05am On Aug 26, 2021 |
madamthemadam:yes,the sins of women because women are the cause of it. It will just take No and real No to tell any guy who wants to truncate their destiny. Yet,they gallivant about freely to the arms of any available man,married or not.inasmuch the guy has money. No matter what,men are always at the winning end because waiting for karma to befall them is like waiting for a heavy downpour during the dry season. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 7:33pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
madamthemadam:MadamtheMadam,did you see where I told the guy,why is he wasting the time of that lady?Baseless generalization indeed. 2 Likes |
| Romance › The Many Sins Of Women by Ekele22(op): 4:43pm On Aug 25, 2021 |
When I was younger,I was intrigue and at the same time perplex on the deceptive attributes of women. Truth must be told,women tend to be more smarter but vulnerable as they advance in age. I have envisage thoroughly and I discovered the many sins of women. As I proceed,I may be proven wrong but logically,the truth is always bitter. Let's dive into the subject matter..... I was working sometime ago in a military facility, I spend some couple of months with the men on uniforms,frankly speaking, those guys change women like wrappers.one remarkable fact is that they are also soft and tender toward these gender. I quickly had a close door neighbour who confide in me that he is married and his family stays in another state. That's cool you know but he missed the mark.why wasting the life of another lady? Right in his house,he is harbouring a live-in lover,very ripe for marriage.that lady should be in her 30's. What's my business,you know but what is not right is not right.i was somehow close to him,so I ask him one day.... You are married,why keeping a lady in your house who is very ripe for marriage when you know you won't marry her. He tapped me and said... Oboy,the girl know say I don marry oo,but he no wan leave me,I will be enjoying her until they transfer me comot from this place. That's his answer.i was taking aback,I swallowed my words before I receive hot slap from the trained soldier. The few months I spend at that facility and being a neighbour to that guy,he was still leaving with that lady and nothng change. The question now comes,... Are women so cheap now that they hook up with any guy despite knowing his marital status? |
| Politics › Re: Adanma Okpara Dies At 96 (Pictures) by Ekele22(m): 8:35am On Aug 23, 2021 |
Tinubuadvocate:it is still a sad news because no matter how old someone lives,when death calls,it is still a sad news regardless the age. Would you say this is a good news,I know your answer will be no.no death is a good news. Kudos!! 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Just Discovered That All The Young Men In My Compound Has Slept With My Wife by Ekele22(m): 7:15pm On Aug 20, 2021 |
When I posted my predicament here on nairaland how my girlfriend is a public toilet, where every Tom,Dick and Harry can go in and wee inside,was jeered,bambood,called all sorted of dehumanizing names,including guys Now,look at a man who wifed a lady,paid her bride price,yet the woman had the enfrontry to be a network provider in her compound FEAR WOMEN oh!!!!! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 8:41am On Aug 20, 2021 |
So because I have multiply girlfriends,my female friend should be doing community empowerment abi? Come to think of it,multiply girlfriends doesn't mean am intimate with them.some are colleagues, church members, and ladies I know. I told her about all that,so am not a community toilet . I still repeat. FEAR WOMEN oh. |
| Romance › Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 7:20pm On Aug 18, 2021 |
fkj950ax:Bro,not all story is an imagination of thoughts.it happened to me.this is a true life experience. Don't say it is fabricated. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 4:14pm On Aug 18, 2021 |
Kriss216:am a full time heat and run driver oo,just that this girl caught my attention,she fine for face and better back side. 14 Likes 4 Shares |
| Romance › Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 3:24pm On Aug 18, 2021 |
Kriss216:I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same. Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter. I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now. Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo 137 Likes 9 Shares |
| Romance › How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 3:11pm On Aug 18, 2021 |
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo. Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point. I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers. She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together. I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me. Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other. I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together. I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship. I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago. My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there. I said ok ooooooo I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do? I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected. I sent her friend request. She obliged my request. I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch. This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep. When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded, To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her. Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again. Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account. But am not interested so much with her again. Fear women!! Fear women!!! 285 Likes 25 Shares |
| Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu’s Loyalists Kick, As APC Chiefs Want Christian Candidate From South by Ekele22(m): 7:21am On Aug 18, 2021 |
The APC game is becoming intrigue,their will be a game changer.the northerner elites are wise. The north want to install former president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan,as a Christian southern candidate for that position,they know Jonathan has only one tenure to do. After the completion of Jonathan single tenure,the north take over again,for eight years. The south west will be left gasping for breath as no vacancy for them. Lessons. It serves the south west right,they never learnt lessons . The north have proven,they are the real power brokers. 1 Like |
, also if she knows nd decides to stay, thats her not all women and it is her loss not sin, that man is a randy man and he will keep having stupid excuses to keep his affair, why not blame him, after all he is the centrepiece here