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guys, do not try this stunt at home, it is bad for your health |
When they're teenagers, they Bleep with bad boys. When they're in their prime, they Bleep with big boys and sugar daddies. When they start growing old, they look for nice guys to settle down with. #insidelife |
Seems like u're the one who bleeped up, with the approach you used. Remember, people treat you the way you present yourself. |
Almost sha.....those days of backyard love. I reserve the rest of my comment. |
HAPPY NEW YEAR.....May the odds be in your favour |
Tolexander:Hello boss, pls how can I contact u....am an aspiring GIS consultant, in fact a badass one. I'm still studying in a military institution for now, but I wanna keep in touch |
ekochris:Wait o.....I will write P.imp, Nairaland will change it to love-vendor. Wetin consine p.imp with love |
Is this Iceberg Slim the same guy who authored the book love-vendor? Cc Ubunja |
citywal:You won't understand. It was a national emergency |
For me, the craziest thing I've ever done was using a pressing iron to boil indomie. Boys must chop, the way and manner. |
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thebosstrevor:They're not being 'bad' to impress women...an average man is born a 'bad boy' by societal classification. Its years of scolding and bullying by parents (mostly mothers), sunday school teachers, kindergaten teachers amongst others that suppresses this natural instinct in men and whip them to become 'gentlemen' who have been trained to attach higher values to women. So if men have to go their own, they have to undo this societal programming and restore to their default setting...the way mother nature made them to be. I know women will kick against the redpill, because it reveals the ugly truth that have been covered by pretty lies....it just baffles me how some men can't see the handwriting on the wall. |
Deji63:The way you attack Ubunja with insults even when its uncalled for, raises much suspicion. I mean, why take it so personal if the truth he's saying doesn't affect you. If u think he's deceiving us, allow us to die in deception. Something must kill man. You're always on all his threads masturbating on his miseducations even when u not invited....in fact I think u are always d first to read all his posts from line to line, then turn and start barking at him. Just keep ur opinions to urself, we're not interested. Ur incessant presence in this part of our manosphere is making u look like a clown. |
thebosstrevor:I'm having this feeling that u guys are attributing PUAs characteristics to MTGOW and redpill. From the little I know, I don't think redpill advocates changing of personality to get female validation. Rather it talks about the bitter truth concerning the female sexuality. The funny thing is that if you look at all the posts by Ubunja, no matter how u try to deny or castigate it, deep down.....you know he's saying the truth. Logically and empirically....but I guess not all men can be saved. #sayonara |
This is child's play compared to what regular Cadets face at the Nigerian Defence Academy, Kaduna in their first 3 months of training. |
Information is knowledge, knowledge is POWER! |
Misplaced priorities. Baby Jesus is watching. Meanwhile, checkout the differences between Santa Claus and Father Christmas: https://www.nairaland.com/2821934/8-differences-between-santa-claus#41315035 |
gracile:Yeah, the good old days |
Now, this is hilarious. Take no chances. Meanwhile, check out the differences between Santa Claus and Father Christmas: https://www.nairaland.com/2821934/8-differences-between-santa-claus#41315035 |
Hello fellas, its Christmas again, the most exciting season of the year. In the spirit of the Yuletide celebrations, here are 8 notable differences between Santa Claus and our Father Christmas: 1. Children are happy to see Santa Claus; but most kids cry when they see Father Christmas 2. Santa Claus flies through the air on his reindeer-pulled sleigh; while Father Christmas sits in a hut. 3. Santa Claus comes to you but you go to meet Father Christmas 4. Santa Claus brings gifts to children who have been good; while you pay to see Father Christmas. 5. Santa Claus is chubby and his costume fits him perfectly; but Father Christmas’ costumes are usually too bogus for him. 6. While Santa Claus eyelashes and beard are usually white; Father Christmas eyelashes are dark in contrast to his synthetic white beard. 7. Santa Claus’ gifts are usually memorable and authentic; while Father Christmas’ gifts are usually cheaper than the cost of your ticket. 8. Father Christmas rarely talks, but Santa Claus has his ‘ho ho ho’ laugh ![]() I want to you this opportunity to send my Christmas greetings to the Oga at the Top (Seun), Lalasticlala, Tallesty1, Killjoy, MizMyColi, JolllyJoy, Gurgle, MrsPhyno, Madawaki01, OKEDI2012, WorldGreatest1, Mutuwa, Ajanlekoko, iceberylin, AndyBlaze, MrCork, stupidity, sukkot, emusmith, farano and all Nairalanders in general whom I respect. Have fun. #Merry_Christmas |
LordEmmyG:I'm not sure of what you mean. But if you are hoping to be become a military officer simply by doing your Masters at NDA, then you're just day-dreaming, Sir. NDA's postgraduate programmes are just like any other conventional university in Nigeria. The only advantage is that it's more prestigious, no ASUP strike and of course, more expensive. If you wanna become a military officer, you'll have to go through the SSC/DSSC route. Hope this helps. |
Congrats OKEDI2012, you finally made it, am so happy for you bro. Please can I connect you on facebook, I preparing to apply for 68 RCC. Congrats!!! |
Gurgle:Those are some of the things I was trying to avoid; just that this girl got my attention |
babyfaceafrica:lol...I've been friendzoned once, so i have learnt my lesson |
Gurgle:we're going to year 2 now |
babyfaceafrica:thanks. But as for the friendzoning, I've got a Friendzone Detector Alarm....am well guarded |
Oga Isobayor, sorry to disturb you. Please am planning on writing ATS 3 after my ND programme. I learnt that one can further to professional exams after ATS; so am asking: after my ATS, should I forget about school for now until I finish my ICAN exams, or is it possible to do both simultaneously. Thank you |
Hello Nairalanders, When I got admission (Kaduna Polytechnic), I made a policy not to date any of my female classmate to avoid any bitter aftermath of a breakup; but I joke, play and relate very well with them. Fastforward to now, there's this girl in my class, she's unlike any other girl, she is funny, witty and intelligent who knows how to keep a conversation both online and offline. I feel very connected and attracted to her, and am sure the feeling is mutual, and coincidentally we both have exactly the same G.P. of 3.86 she is so fun to be with, and sometimes she will call me and we can spend up to 30 minutes on the phone. Now, am caught inbetween fire and the deep blue sea. Am confused of whether to break my policy by dating her (she's my classmate) or I should keep to my policy even though am attracted to her. Please, I need your candid advice. Thank you. |
Oguguah:1995 |
Cavemannn:Yeah, it cleared my doubts that you are an unrefined caveman. |
Thank you all - you have cleared my doubts and improved my knowledge. I appreciate. |
