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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 8:35pm On Jul 15, 2017

Coyotejack:
The tale of simba lives on

Lol abi o! He's manhood lives on... grin

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 7:29pm On Jul 15, 2017

SIMBA drank snipper ...thought I told y'all angry

Education › Re: NDDC 2017 POSTGRADUATE SCHOLARSHIP APPLICATION OPEN by EkoErrands: 9:08pm On Jul 04, 2017

kayquake:
If you need free past questions for NDDC Schoolarship CBT snd me a mail Kayquake@gmail.com. if you lost your acknowledgement slip and u av ur Reference code you can also snd me a mail. Will solve it for u

Pls sir I sent you a mail ...NDDC CBT past questions thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DANGOTE RECRUITMENT by EkoErrands(op): 11:48pm On Jul 01, 2017

Permission to delete my post...since Igbo has been spotted under alphabet L.....I'm sorry about this misleading ...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DANGOTE RECRUITMENT by EkoErrands(op): 11:46pm On Jul 01, 2017

Donchips:
Check again Igbo is in L not I keep going down you will see it

Thanks my bad...
Apologies

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DANGOTE RECRUITMENT by EkoErrands(op): 11:43pm On Jul 01, 2017

Abuonzone:
U are a very stupid Liar OP.

Check again and u will see IGBO there.

confirm things first before spewing hate messages.

You right....seen!

Jobs/Vacancies › DANGOTE RECRUITMENT by EkoErrands(op): 10:34pm On Jul 01, 2017*

https://careers.dangote-group.com/registration.aspx

Please apply

Modified post*

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 11:54am On Jul 01, 2017

I was depressed but not broken.
So that night when I saw a snake at my door step, I had all the time and patience in the world to make a story out of it. And the fact that the snake was constricting a gecko made the story worth my time. Though I have always had a passion for wild life since my childhood, I never envisaged that my passion could find peace in the hearts of over 35,000 viewers on the internet.

I'm glad I shared my snake story; and in fact one viewer said "

dizzyfellow:
This is worth sharing on all social media. Op I salute your bravery and you have a good sense of humour. I laughed disregarding the fact it's a snake thread. You broke my record of being scared seeing a snake thread. Abeg careful o. Would check on your updates everyday not because of Simba but your kind heart.

"

From this experience, I have come to discover my gift. Though I have authored 2 very funny books previously, I am more convinced now more than ever that I was born a writer. A writer who has absolute control over words when used in peculiar real life scenarios and submerged in humour.

Life can be boring as it is; so there is no need forcing readers to read lengthy passages just because you have embedded a sentence or two that will be worth their time.

People want to laugh, people want to feel good all the time and though they may not know it -but people enjoy any 5min of laughter capable of making them forget about their immediate reality.

For this reason I have decided to start a wild life comedy blog. With undoctored pictures and videos accompanying the narrative I'm sure y'all will love it grin

Please advice me o! Na recession give me all this time grin

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 8:26am On Jul 01, 2017

johnp2:
Make aure your first aid box is hang close to where your hand can reach

Indicate so we can know you are still alive

Proof of life: cool

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 8:24am On Jul 01, 2017

justi4jesu:
Op i just woke up this morning specifically to check on you. Hope you still dey alive sha.

Babe I dey o! grin

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 11:26pm On Jun 30, 2017

muller101:
Op u are extremely lazy

Travel › Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 12 by EkoErrands: 10:24pm On Jun 30, 2017

CookieBrown:
Aww! . That's a really beautiful truck you want to give up for your future plans. I wish you the best and hope you succeed but remember, buy that same truck when you get to Canada . Best wishes.

Wow you so read my mind...infact I was searching for it on a Canadian auto site last week ...Nice one man!

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 9:42pm On Jun 30, 2017

Ernest777:
Seconded please.
Adegbitevictor59@gmail.com
Thanks in advance bro

I would have really loved to but I plan on selling the hard copy rights to any publisher interested and I Dont want to violate any future preconditions...for this reason am a bit constrained sir

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 9:41pm On Jun 30, 2017

LeoFish92:
Bros please can u send me the soft copy of this your book, I'm already a fan of your write-up just by reading this thread, I'm left salivating at the thrill the book will unleash... ..

Email is lemmanuel659@gmail.com

Thanks in Advance

.......From a broke fan of your works

I would have really loved to but I plan on selling the hard copy rights to any publisher interested and I Dont want to violate any future preconditions...for this reason am a bit constrained sir

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 9:28pm On Jun 30, 2017

Bamz:
Your writing finesse actually shone through. Nice work. I actually doubt your Africanism by the way.

Make sure the empty pot is clean then place it on fire and pour some red oil.

Allow the red oil to heat for 4 mins then bring the pot down from the fire.

Add salt, onion, pepper, crayfish and stir a little then add your grounded egusi.

Make sure the grounded egusi had been soaked in hot water prior to this time. And when you pour it into the pot sure to leave the last bit so you Dont add the sand usually therein.

Then put the pot back on fire and allow to cook for like 12 minutes. Make sure you stir the soup intermittently so the egusi does not form large chunks.

Now add your meat/fish and some of the stock...be careful with the stock so you Dont make the soup too watery.

Then add your vegitable. I prefer to use bitter leaf but you may also use ugu.

You can add maggi if you like but I Dont cook with maggi.

Allow to cook for another 8-10 mins...or till you get the thickness you desire.

Am I African now sir? cool

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 9:08pm On Jun 30, 2017

otino:
Just imaging u trying to pick something from top of the fridge n mistakenly ur simba Mansion falls on d floor then d door opens n simba is starring at u.

That plastic container get wicked locking mechanism...look am well

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2017

lexy2014:
anyhu, I enjoyed ur piece.it was beautiful. u showed great skill in building d story with each detail as it unfolded. good work

I'm an author too....if you read my book on Amazon "Third world life of John Doe" Laugh will kill you grin

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 8:35pm On Jun 30, 2017

dipznano:
OK?

What if u woke and dint meet SIMBA there??

I sure say u go don 'abandon house'

Na to go buy another bottle of sniper immediately cool

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 8:12pm On Jun 30, 2017

lexy2014:
how u no its a she?

Any how is a how my brother grin

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Travel › Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 12 by EkoErrands: 7:38pm On Jun 30, 2017

I have been reading advises here concerning Canada students visa and all because that has been my plan to study in Canada. So I paid an agent to secure me admission in Canada and the admission letter came in on Tuesday this week. The program is a certificate program in Project Management and it starts in January 2018 and will end in August 2018.

All the documentation I'm required to bring appear easy so I will focus in the financial aspect.

The program will cost 16,000 CAD which amounts to about 4m. My

Living expenses is 8000 CAD that's another 2m.

School said you can pay half of the tuition fee but recommended that you pay all because it will enhance your chances of a visa.

I have put my sport Trac for sale at 1.5m last. in order to raise some money for tuition.....

House any heads up for me? Please I'm all ears.

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 4:51pm On Jun 30, 2017

PerfectlyPerfect:
OP I love what you're doing. You don't have the average Nigerian's mentality of kill kill.

lalasticlala come and see live snake o

My landlord pour sniper on SIMBA this morning ...why my fellow Nigerians no dey carry eye see live snake? angry

I'm leaving this kontry sad

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 8:10am On Jun 30, 2017

I woke up this morning to check on SIMBA kiss

And she doing quiet well cool

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 11:28pm On Jun 29, 2017

nadalion:
@Jacksparr0w127
@makydebbie
How can you think of fainting when a snake is around the corner?

God bless you

Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 10:40pm On Jun 29, 2017

So after all the civil engineering had been completed cool

I now put the building on top one land way I been get since 2010.

Na there SIMBA go dey till I need to put another gecko inside for am. That will be in 2 weeks time. I go update una sha! kiss

But I don tell SIMBA not to tamper with my Honey or my blender on that my piece of land if not I go evict am sharp sharp without further warning sad

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 10:34pm On Jun 29, 2017

After sometime I come dey reason say...shay be SIMBA na living thing? undecided

E be like say SIMBA go need window for this him apartment o! shocked

But that window must be very small to avoid stories that touch tongue

So na so I root out my soldering iron plug am for electricity so e go hot well well cool

As e hot I come use the iron open 12 beautiful window around SIMBA apartment cool

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 10:28pm On Jun 29, 2017

So after SIMBA chop finish drink water, everywhere jus come dey strange wan kind for him eye grin

Me self hold the door of the self contain on high alert just in case SIMBA wan ja!

I go just use the door slam for him face grin

we are now business partners SIMBA cool

you can't be going anywhere by this time of the night.

Moreover I hear say snakes can go for weeks after eating a heavy meal.

SIMBA where I come from gecko na heavy meal for a lekpa like you OK cool

so sit tight cool

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 10:13pm On Jun 29, 2017

By this time I had already fallen in love with SIMBA cry

I couldn't smash his head again cry

I started looking for an orphanage home that will be willing to accept SIMBA by this time of the night cry

I made some contacts but no reaults cry

I even called Buratai the idiot said he was at Mambila that I should call him next week ....just imagine undecided

So I decided to bullshit everybody and take laws into my hand. grin

I dropped my phone so that my hand will be free to take the laws into my hand. cool

I went into my kitchen to bring a small self container for SIMBA before he will finish eating.

I dey suspect say SIMBA fit display acrobatics if him finish and I no wan take chances grin

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 10:02pm On Jun 29, 2017

Not long after that, the gecko was waist deep in SIMBA'S mouth.
Na that time fear come begin catch me grin

I started pondering what to do to SIMBA after he must have finished eating.

Abi make I nak am something for his Ogor? grin

so that he follows the same path as his ancestors that have encountered me in the past.

Remember this my quote from this link below

https://www.nairaland.com/3881802/slept-snake-bed/2

EkoErrands:
A snake inside my house? That specie must be myopic. Not just any type of myopic but VERY MYOPIC.

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 9:52pm On Jun 29, 2017

After some time the geckos head was completely in SIMBA's mouth shocked

...instead of the gecko to shout ajabirimo she just stay there dey hug SIMBA as if say na play we come play. angry

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Pets › Re: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 9:42pm On Jun 29, 2017

...so I started making a video of the entire spectacle....
After SIMBA the snake finished constructing the gecko, it started positioning for the gecko's head and like play like play SIMBA that is not any bigger than a pencil started swallowing a whole gecko shocked

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Pets › Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by EkoErrands(op): 9:37pm On Jun 29, 2017

So I went outside to retrieve my shirts that refused to dry today because of rain...

I Dont usually go outside at night with my torch light but this time around I did. It was already 9 pm.

As soon as I stepped out of the door I turned left towards the lines and uprooted both shirts and made my way back to my door. But just as I stepped on my door I noticed something to my left. It was so small that I had to take a 3rd look.

Lo and behold it was a snake. And guess what? The snake was constricting a gecko. The last time I met a snake constricting a toad was in 2007 and that snake didn't live to digest that toad. When I strike I Dont miss!

But I have a problem, I love National Geographic more than Champions league grin

So I rush inside go bring my camera phone make I do small Naija Geographic grin

....More gist loading

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Politics › Re: "Buhari Should Have Spoken In English"- Femi Falana Criticises Presidency by EkoErrands: 1:23am On Jun 26, 2017

How can you ask him to speak in English now when he needs all the support he can get from his northern foot soldiers that only understand Hausa? They are the only people sincerely praying for his quick recovery ...

All other tribes have their own agenda. And that doesn't include quick recovery.

Bubu needs all the northern Hausa speaking and understanding support he can get at this 11th hour.

Everything the north does has a hidden agenda...just know!
But social media pass them sha!

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