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Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

We have noticed the use of ethnic slurs and other derogatory names by a small but persistent group of political actors and trolls.

This practice of derogatory name-calling adds no value to the forum. It's bad for our mental health, our harmony as a community, and the reputation of Nairaland. It's simply toxic. It's absence and the absence of the people who use those slurs will not be missed.

Therefore I have decided to ban the practice entirely. I have instructed dominique, mukina2, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 to ban anyone who uses an ethnic slur or derogatory name on Nairaland. The antispam bot will also contribute to the effort. Please report any case that you see.

- Seun Osewa, Founder of Nairaland

When are you banning p*rn ...

Stone03:
Any hand to be sucked specially or any one?

Thumb 👍 only...I don't know about other fingers.

luminouz:
All this trouble for one round of sex?

Kuki kill him na

Lol bro the fear of cheating and bringing home infection is the beginning of learning massage therapy

Stone03:
Thumb 👍 sucking? I haven't experienced that. All I do is sucking her nipples while thrusting at the same time. This doesn't fail.

You are sucking nipple and you are the one thrusting. If u suck her thumb she will be the one thrusting. Try it and see the difference.

Femmyfamous4u:
Dear Friends, i would like to know if it is normal or I am being paranoid. while we were dating i noticed that my now wife does not really like sex as we hardly do the act.

She was good in other areas so, I felt with time things will sort itself out.

After the marriage, I made it known to her clearly that I will want to have the sex as much as i desire but i must say for about three months now, we have only had it about ten times. I do not want to cheat on her but my needs are not met and I have told her this times and times again with no change.

Now, she is pregnant and it is worse. What do I do my people?

pre-intimacy doesn't work on those type of ladies. The only way out is to give her a full body massage. She will be naked and face down while u give her a professional full body massage from her shoulder area, her back, her hips and bums and down to her thighs and legs...do this for good 10 to 15mins and inspect her v from time to time for signs of wetness...

Then when u finally penetrate, make sure you put her thumb 👍 in your mouth and suck on it ...the sensation on her thumb will keep the juices flowing like tap in her V. You will be surprised she will even thrust her hips in response to that her thumb that u are sucking.

Try this and give us feedback. I hope her baby bump is not yet too big for this massage thing sha. This is what works for me as I was and am still in your shoes like this.

I thought he doesn't watch social media ...how him take learn the dance?

co787:
My wife and daughter traveled to her village in August for 3weeks and they were supposed to be back before the school resumption but she changed her mind saying her mother was seriously ill that she has to extend her stay which was fine by me and when they returned back I noticed that she has lost so much weight which I asked her why she said it was due to the stress of caring for her sick mother which is normal.

She is her only daughter and oldest of 4 her younger ones are boys so they cannot take care of their mother better than her. Here is the reason I got her arrested, during her stay in the village, her 14 years old brother raped my daughter. This is one of the reason she overstayed in the village. She didn't tell me anything about my daughter being raped she and her mother had decided to give her treatment and cover the idiot that repeatedly raped her and when she came bck she didn't say anything to me but she confided in her prophetess which in her turn has started spreading news until it came to my ears that my own daughter was raped and her own mother has kept quiet and I can imagine if it was a member of my family that did the abominable acts the whole world would have heard it and she would have done everything in her power to put in prison.

But because it is her own brother, she has decided to keep quiet and not knowing the world is small and not secret is hidden forever. I took my daughter to the hospital the result has confirmed she was tampered i was devasted she has been the best wife to me and she has helped me and my sisters to reconciled in the past but what she has done to me it is unforgivable and I have arrested her and when I bail her I will divorce her and take custody of my daughter.

I don't know if I need advice or not but your input and suggestion are welcome I will be reading all your comments.

All this one you are typing here...my daughter will not and does not, could not and cannot fit sleep anywhere else that is not my house in my absence. Even when my wife lost her dad she travelled alone...my toddler stayed behind with me o!.
This formula na so e go be until she start having boyfriend then she can make her decisions...but till then... I go dey block all the loopholes.

I feel your pain. My advice to you is arrest her brother and make sure that once you get him arrested from that day you stop sleeping under the same roof with your wife make she no poison you die go. I don't know how u will achieve that but arrest the boy make him learn him lesson.

Sold

That's why i fly only military jets...as soon as you start the engine...the machine wants to kill you...so nobody go tell u to stay awake

I no dey block yeye people o! Becos I no want make them use another number call me and I go come pick without knowing say na the mumu dey call.

I dey only block those people way dey send send me nonsense every morning every blessed day.

abobote:
This woman is passing through alot.

No woman is happy sharing her man with another woman, but they won't tell us about it

Severs the 1st wife right, one of the reasons that can make a man take such a step is if the 1st wife is always rejecting his sexually advances....and I'm sure as in very sure that's what she has been doing to her husband for decades ...trust me edochie didn't marry a 2nd woman because of beauty.

symbolofhope:
Hello Nairalander, i have always failed job test most especially Dragnet test, could their be anything am missing out, how do you guys ace those PWC, KPMG, E&Y, Deloitte tests


I used to prepare with all seriousness and relevant past questions, thanks for your advice as usual

Stop masturbation and get a job of your choice

liver123:
I work in a building construction site as an engineer under this man as the main engineer. Last Saturday I went to work and on reaching site I sent him report of site. I stayed till afternoon and I was very hungry and coupled with the fact that there was no place to get something to eat at site, I decided to leave before closing time so that I can go home and eat since there is no serious work on site. He later came to site and called me and I told him that I am sorry I left because I was hungry. This morning I woke up to see his message that I should not come to the site again. I work like a labourer in that site for a salary of 50k without any other chance of getting money. See this life, the best thing is to invest in a business no matter how small and be your own boss. This I have tried for a one and half year of working with this man but how much can i save from 50k to start a business of my own leaving in this abuja that everything is expensive. This life no balance at all

I know your type, you are very unserious in character...its better you told your boss that you went to shiit than you went to eat. You for kuku tell am say you go bleep.

Anyway on a positive note...na this kind nonsense way your boss do make me become a boss on my own today....so its a blessing in disguise...whatever u start now ...in 10yrs time it will be worth it. Just start

Christistruth00:
https://tvafrica24.com/i-was-promised-a-job-in-the-uk-and-not-organ-donation-ekweremadus-donor-david-tells-his-story/


The young man involved in the controversial organ harvesting scandal that led to the arrest and detention of Senator Ike Ekweremadu and his wife Beatrice in the UK, David Nwamini Ukpo, has taken to the social media to tell his own side of the story.

According to David Nwamini in a Facebook post on Saturday, June 25th, he stated that he was allegedly lured from Nigeria to London for the harvesting of his kidney without his consent.

He claimed that they promised him a job and never told him about the donating any organ, adding that he got to know about the organ harvesting through the physician who was going to perform the procedure on him.



Recall, Ike Ekweremadu and his wife were arrested in the United Kingdom by the police and detained on allegations of child trafficking and organ harvesting after Ekweremadu had flown David to UK for the kidney transplant.

Ekweremadu and his wife were subsequently denied bail in court, and the case adjourned to July 7.

Entiled “My journey to UK”, Ukpo’s unedited post reads below



“On one fateful day I met a man named okoro in a building site where I was working for my daily bread, okoro told me he like me, he want to help me achieve my dream because he saw me as a great person. He told me could you like to work in UK I just started laughing because I don’t have money for that, then I told him no am not interested and asked me why I told him I don’t have money for that.


“He just started laughing to me and told me he is going to introduce me to senator his company in UK need workers, so he could start my visa processing.

“I have no other option than to accept the offered, after two day the man came to the building site again and told me the senator wanted to see me so we could start the visa processing, then I dropped my shovel and head pan and went to bath immediately.

“Mr okoro took me to unknown area where I haven’t been before, I was afraid maybe he is a money ritualist, I encouraged my self since I knew Mr okoro for a long time there will be no problem. Mr okoro hand me over to one young man wearing a suit, he told me everything about then I told him Mr okoro has already explain everything to me and I have accepted to work in UK.


I Was Promised A Job In The UK And Not Organ Donation – Ekweremadu’s Donor, David Tells His Story

“Their later gave me a room on that mansion and snap me a passport photographs and told their will start my visa processing immediately. the kind of food I ate there my generation haven’t ate it before. I was so happy staying in that house. After a week their told me my visa and passport are ready their told we are going to leave tomorrow, I was taken to airport from there we land in UK I was taken to a hospital in UK.

“When we landed in hospital in UK I was told I must went for a medical test to check my health status, if I’m fit for the job I accepted without any question. I thank God for doctor harry who told me everything and I told him why I’m here and he later called police for my rescued.”

Me I'm still wondering the type of site work that will require one person to handle headpan and shovel simultaneously.

Novemberaura:
Is there anyone here married to a feminist lady.

I need inputs.

What are the challenges and benefits. Is it really as awful as people say it is

Why do feminist ladies end up not married or have failed marriages.

If it were just awful it would have been better na, the marriage usually seizes to exist.

If you have the following skills

1. Can monitor concrete ratio during mixing
2. Can take pictures of happenings on the site every 1hr from 8am till close of work
3. Monitor workers against shady practices

Send me your CV either by mail mecteccontract@gmail.com or by WhatsApp 0803493696four

Pay is above 50k depending on your experience

bibianna:
What will happen to our vulcanizers?

They will be washing the tyres....this type of tyre go sabi carry water proof and rope from street.

NewSoul:
Please I am a single guy. Can you enlighten me how you all end up with this kind of women? Was there sex at the beginning of the marriage and along the line it stopped maybe because you lost shape or became fat or something. Can I get an explanation?

Let me help you, like in my case maybe I caused it because she complains that I shout at her...so maybe my shouting when she endangers our 1 year old daughter by giving her a solid piece of carrot to eat is making her asexual with me ...

Or my shouting when I see sim card inside our 1yr old daughters mouth.

Or my shouting when I see a piece of garlic from the kitchen in the babys mouth.

I know I need to change from my shouting ways so that her pussy will start getting wet again for me ...but should I keep quiet on issues that threaten our daughters life?

I'm working on a balance sha....so dont be afraid to get married but what I will say is, any girl that has never voluntarily touched your dick when you are both on bed dont marry o!

If your babe touches your dick, likes sucking it whenever she sees it, and can ask u for Bleep...bros that's the babe for you. But no marry olosho too...so check am very well b4 u enter.

Slynation:
she will soon accuse you of rape

If she accuses me of rape it wont pain me as much as the intensity of the frown on her face.

Hnmn I'm going through exactly the same thing word for word...the only difference is that when I swallow my ego and pride and go and open the pant rub saliva and enter she doesnt stop me but the frown on her face is dangerous.

Charbriq2022:
Fear is the biggest monster,it kills you several times before your death,I see fear destroying your innocence in this case, remove fear and do the right thing man!

You are confusing fear with trust. The young man clearly cannot afford a lawyer... you can tell that from his story. So he should trust the Nigeria police that are looking for bail money. You need to go back to America

Charbriq2022:
this is a very wrong advice, you are expanding criminality by following this advice, please op, kindly turn in yourself to the police, take your lawyer along with you and make this as quickly as possible,God will vindicate you.

It's like u just came back from abroad. I dont think you have been living in Nigeria for very long.

Buharifan:
Expert in the house, please advise on whether to go for steel based warehouse or concrete one in terms of cost and durability?

Thanks

There is no such thing as a concrete warehouse, or the first picture you depicted there. No sound structural Engineer will design such a warehouse entirely of concrete and blocks because those concrete columns will have very low ultimate share stress at that height and will fail immediately the steel roof girders come on them.

Concrete columns are designed mainly to carry axial loads and not lateral loads, whereas steel columns can carry both axial loads and lateral load if it does exist in the setup because steel has a high ultimate share stress. The steel roof girders will exert enormous lateral load on the supporting columns because of their slope.

A warehouse is usually designed with steel columns and steel roof girders and block is used for the walls. You hardly see any warehouse built entirely of any one of these materials.

I hope I made some sence from this my 2008 mechanical engineering brain sha

teacher000123:
I have to create a new account just for this.

Last week, I had rain fall into my house and soaked my HP laptop. Even though it wasn't deeply affected, I had the fear that sooner or later, some issues will begin to develop. So I began to nurture the mind to buy a new laptop. This time around, I wanted to buy a MacBook.

I never had any knowledge of it's specifications or how it works. So I entered Facebook and went to the marketplace and began to search. I saw different laptops but lots of it were above my budget. I was just able to deep my hand into my savings to pick out 100k.The savings is for my marriage this December.

Chatted with many sellers and had one even come around and I checked and didn't like it because the battery life was just 2hrs and the processor was a duo core..

Then I keep checking, and I saw a new advert. She put 130k and I priced her down and she agreed to keep it at 110k. She claimed it was her laptop and that she was into graphic designing. And she said she was currently at Delta state to deliver a job she was called to do. She promised to come to Abuja on Wednesday but later called to tell me that she wouldn't be able to make it and postponed to Thursday.

On Thursday, she asked me to meet with her at jabi mall Abuja. I set and took a drop there and we met. She showed me the laptop and I check and saw the icloud and I asked her for the password. She said her brother logged that in and that she was trying his number but it w as switched off. And that she will send me the password that night. That was after the transactions and we finally agree to go with 100k.

I got home and made some discovery that the laptop wasn't hers... I checked the email registered to the icloud and the guy used his full names. So I searched and got his phone number and called him but it wasn't reachable. So I texted him and asked if his laptop was stolen and that I was willing to return it back to him. Then, on Friday he called me and told me that just two days ago, one of his workers made away with his gadgets and external drives and even stole other worker's belongings.

My problem now is, I bought the laptop and paid for it. He's willing to repay me but I don't want to have the police involve. He had reported the case to the police and I sent him the girl's two phone numbers and they've started tracking her. I have my fears that the guy will want to turn me in... All I wanted to do was to return the laptop to him and have my money paid to me. I don't like getting involved with the police because I don't trust them. They always have a way of turning things around. And if it will cost me my 100k, I wouldn't mind having my peace and handling everything to God.

I regret ever trying to buy online. I am self learning programming and I am a teacher as well. I learned that MacBook pro are good laptops for programming and efficient. infact, few moments the laptop was with me, I know that the product is really good and worth the price.

Mynd44
Lalasticlara
Yanabasee
etc

please I need your inputs.

You dont need to worry too much...you need to take command of the situation. Stop allowing anybody involved tell you what to do, start telling him what you want.

Drop the laptop somewhere and tell him to go and collect it there, give him time and place.

If you want your 100k back, do you have any further information about the girl that might be useful to him? If yes, you can sell that information to him for 105k that is plus your transport wasted so far. Have him send the money to a POS vendors account you provide before giving him the critical information that he needs.

Everything u do is by proxy bro. You must act like a lone wolf, trust nobody right now.

Ndibuna:
So this female colleague of mine doesn't pick my call when I need to get information of the happenings in the office yet I pick hers and always ready to give her reliable information concerning work.
I urgently needed her one day and had to call again, she didn't pick my calls, she didn't apologise afterwards. I had to block her. So she needed me again and called my number and it wasn't going through. When she saw me she reacted negatively and wasn't talking to me. But do I care? She's not useful to me but want me to be useful to her

Is her name grace?

Pls my own meter no longer shows anything on the display...I dont know how I will recharge when my car finishes.

Even the remote module wasnt successful the last time I tried using it to recharge. So I had to press the numbers directly on the meter which has now gone blank.

Any advice please?

Larryfest:
Good morning all, I have been having sleepless night for a while now and a few days ago confirmed my insomnia would last longer than I thought.

We were comfortable and have been married for 5years now with a daughter but things have been rough for a while due to my business folding up and we have had to manage with the little we see from time to time. Earlier this year I had to sell some of the things in our house including my phone just so we could buy foodstuffs and pay our daughter's school fees, just some weeks ago I even had to shamefully reach out to a popular Nairalander if he has a phone he could spare because the one I'm currently using is a Desktop kind of phone (doesn't work without directly plugging it).

Last month my wife came home with a brand new Samsung phone and when I asked how she got it her response was that she won it from her womanhood help group on Facebook (she is very active there).
Last Sunday while arranging the room I came across a fertility clinic document and the receipt of the phone which the amount written there staggered me a bit because it's way more than our house rent that expired recently which has been the cause of my sleepless nights. When she got back from church I confronted her with my two findings and after plenty talks and argument she confessed a friend from work told her about it and she sold her Eggs at the clinic and it was from it she bought the phone.

My people since Sunday I have been seriously weak and confused, a lot on my mind already but now I have to add this to it Marriage is for the faint hearted abeg!!!

The kind of rent that a womans egg can clear is for a bad accommodation and judging from your good english here I will say you dey lie abeg

princeemmma:
Recently I heard my daughter saying "Zazoo zeh" she is not up to 2years though. Am that kind of person that always caution myself and watch the kind of music I listen at home, but she did not learn the word at home, am sure she might have heard it somewhere in her mom shop, because my wife shop is located somewhere very rough, a lot of children in the environment. But my wife does not see this as a big deal. She always told me that she can't stop the little girl from playing with other children in the hood and that's true. That day when I heard her say that word, I called her to myself and told her not to say the word again that it's not good saying such word, she nodded in approval.

Two days ago I heard her saying this common words "Eni pe". I felt really bad, because I don't want my daughter to learn those bad words, but my wife feel am overreacting.

Am I overreacting truly? How do I stop my daughter from saying such words?

Please help a friend

There's a saying "you can take the girl out of the hood but you cant take the hood out of the girl"

Relocate! Simple...no other remedy

1 bag concrete mixer for sale.
Location: Abijo Lekki epe express rd

Price: 450k

Petrol engine
In good working condition, bought brand new in 2019.
08034nine36964

Znation:
Hello nairalanders.

Assuming you went to visit a friend, but on getting there, you find out he is having a family meeting, that is; you met his door like this'

What will you do, will you proceed to knock on his door, or you will just turn back and go?

If na me, i go just kukuma bang on the door.

I go carry 1 leg from each pair as compensation for wasting my transport fare.

chatinent:
What advice can you give to sb about to walk down the aisle in a short time?

If she dey resist sex...even once ...no marry o!

MODIFIED:
No matter the reason way she give you.

Juice191968:
I will try and check tomorrow if the light comes up if I turn ignition on without starting the car

And I serviced the car in March 15th( I was using Mobil xhp before but the mechanic did a full clean up and used total quartz- he flushed the engine too) I didn’t use to see that light at all before the repair on my alternator that was done last week. Abi the mechanic don go temper with something. It’s just so annoying and frustrating
Thanks bro will call the mechanic tomorrow

Pls give me the spec of both oil, 5w20 or 5w30 or 5w40...what exactly was the spec of the Mobil you were using and the spec of the Total that you are currently using. Viscosity of oil can also cause a delay in oil pressure sensitivity especially if you didnt change the oil filter during your servicing.

On another note. Try sticking to the recommended oil spec for you vehicle, do your research and most importantly join the Facebook group that deals on your specific type of vehicle. You will learn a lot from people with exactly the same problems you may be facing and what solved their problems.

You will even learn the best oil spec to use on your particular vehicle assuming the manufacturers spec was totally off just like in the case of Ford F150 where spec was 5w20 but after some years users discovered that 5w30 was what was best for F150 and Ford later acknowledged.