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troublemakea:
Hello good people in the house not to waste much time we have a good neighbor who parked out recently and was thinking our new neighbors would be better only for some low lives young boys of about 6 parking in (I dont need a prophet to tell me they are all Yahoo guys and ever since then it's been hell for me as it's just a two house joint bungalow)

they play musics on the highest volume from morning till night doing nothing meaningful, smoking high and just shouting like loosed animals have tried reaching out to my Landlord he came warned them and i've also tried voicing out to them but no changes hv seem to be in effect. mehn i'm really tired of all their shits have I ve taken to the net to search fr EFCC distress number in my state

I just need advice from people in the house cause i might on the other way round be shooting my self in the leg if I report those jobless rif rafts to EFCC having a fear EFCC might tip me out or just pack me among them
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To die dey hungry this one

That is why you should not take off vertically because as you do you only elongate the time you spend withing the dead man's curve. If the pilot had added forward movement to that his take off maybe the falling could have been less tragic.

"I am coming back and I will bring hell with me"

He's speaking now.

"Humanity may come to the inescapable ..."

Mokenano:
I started masturbating July 2017, tho I enjoyed it the first time but it keeps going on and on to the extent that I can't do without masturbating at least 4 times a day. I started doing things I don't do before,anytime I see a girl, the first thing that comes to my mind is her unclothedness and how she's gonna look down there,. Then I started masturbating with naked pictures in my mind,later with nude pictures,later Nude Gif images and now I watch porn . I'm not happy with this and I don't know how to stop it.

I'm thinking of telling this friend of mine Vivian, she preaches the word of God to me and pray with me as well maybe she can pray for me but I'm scared she might see me as a bad guy and start avoiding me.

Nairalanders please help me, I'm just 20yrs old.

Don't try to stop it, it gets worse of you try to stop. Rather agree with yourself to mastubate only on weekends (sat & sun).

Once you have decided within yourself it becomes easy and you find out your week days will become productive and you don't suffer any of the risks associated with mastubation.

Avoiding Android phones and using iPhones that don't open bad sites is also a very effective measure.

Some girls can't date a guy that doesn't beat them ...so it depends on the type of girl you marry.

Some girls want to feel owned ...and whenever u beat them they feel owned and loved and they love you more for claiming ownership of them.

They look depressed kinda...
That look you put on when the writing in the wall is against you

montumonami:
. Even the towing truck is also Ford.. I think F250 or so

Yes it's Ford...but since it's not trying to move it's just a sitting duck...

The 4 wheel drive system on Ford trucks(minus all these mordern rangers) na die. If the 4 tyres touch the ground it will cut the towing truck into 2.

If you have ever driven a Ford truck and experience the raw power even at high speeds...you will know why it's a bad idea to allow the owner of the F150 meet you trying to tow his truck away.

I saw the video, I was just expecting the back tires of the F150 to touch the ground by mistake ...then it will rip that towing apparatus off from the towing truck clean off.

Faithlovve:
Good morning nairalanders.

Sorry for the early Sunday morning disturbance. I had sex with my bf about 3weeks ago without protection. I actually miss calculated my period so I wasn't accurate with my safe period. If not I would have used the morning after pill to prevent any pregnancy.

So, it all started last 2weeks when I was expecting my period according to my wrong calculations and didn't see it. I went to a pharmacy to complain after 3days of not seeing it he said I should wait for at least a week and I should also calculate my period well. Which of course made me to start counting again and then I realised the mistake and knew I had sex exactly a day after my ovulation. So now 2weeks after my actual ovulation that I was meant to see my period it didn't show up and I'm now a week late.

So, yesterday I went to do a blood test and it was positive but don't know how far. I was told I have to do a scan to determine that of which they had closed for the day. Worthy of note I did home based test a week before after my previously miscalculated missed period and it was negative.

After leaving the clinic where I had the test yesterday I got those strips again and tested this time again and discovered I was now positive with two red lines indicator. At the clinic I asked if I could use some pills to get rid of it they advised it could be dangerous and cause bleeding but I can pay for a D&C and get it done in about 30minutes and it's between 20-30k.

My issue now is, I feel so strongly I should keep this baby, I'm 24 and I've never been pregnant before. I felt so down at first when I got home but later I kept having a strong urge to keep the baby. I haven't told my bf because I'm sure he wouldn't want the pregnancy at all. He is also young like me.

I'm still a student, not working yet. I just do small businesses from time to time. My parents aren't rich either and I really don't have friends.

So now I'm confused on what to do, I have so many plans for my future and wasn't even planning to get married early but I've always love babies and always love to have a baby at an early age.

Please I need advice people...help me know what to do.

Thanks.


Update please... I have to update because of people saying I should let my BF know. I actually did stylishly and it made me conclude he doesn't want it.

From your calculation I can see it's a baby boy you are going to have....pls don't remove it...he could be our next president one day.

mrmattolanrewaju:
how long does the battery last? and which slot did u buy it... Ikeja?

It can last 2 days with browsing.
But without browsing...hnmn that phone can stay 4 days I'm sure.

And it also depends if you are a field worker then brightness may cost more battery life compared to an office worker who would morally dim his display...so it depends on few factors.

mrmattolanrewaju:
Good morning Nairalanders. I wanna get an Itel phone Itel S12 or A31 to be precise but I don't really know much about Itel phones durability. Can anyone advice me about these phones before I purchase them. Thanks.

S32 I bought at slot for 32k. Itel battery is superb. It has compensated me for all my miserable Tecno years.

fero007:
Which naija tribe is this and where are they from, I thought its Igbo but sum1 said its not and told me the name but ive forgotten

Isoko

adem30:
Pure lies.

That picture was taken in the night. As at now we are still in day time. Abi Ife time is different from others in Nigeria?

Don't be foolish...all the violence and high handedness of the security operatives started from 6:30 am in the morning when sun hasn't even risen.

Someone did all these

"He established over 600 new secondary schools, and abolished secondary school fees. Apart from the establishment of the University, he also established various colleges of Education in Ekiadolor near Benin City, Agbor, Warri, Ozoro and Agbor, and three Polytechnics, with a college of agriculture and fishery proposed for Agenebode. He also established four teachers training colleges to supply staff to the new schools, as well as several other higher educational institutions. In 1981 he laid the foundation of the Bendel State University, which is now named the Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma. Other reforms included abolishing charges for services and drugs at state-owned hospitals and eliminating the flat-rate tax. His administration carried out massive construction of roads to open up the rural areas. In the housing sector he built low cost housing estates in Ugbowo, Ikpoba Hill in Benin City, and Bendel Estates in Warri. As Governor, he always wore sandals, joking that he was so busy working in Government House that he never had time to buy shoes for himself."

And they said he misappropriated 900k and jailed him for 100 years.... This sounds typical of a Fulani conspiracy. Anywhere Fulani is this is the type of things you hear. I'm very sure they nailed him because of the free education. Nothing scares Fulanis more than free education in any region...because they know education is the only thing that can upsurge their indefinite hold on power.

Suzzyyy:
Hello Nairalanders! Plz help! I hv been scared and confused abt a risk I want to tk so I decided to share for advice.

Im 29 and I hv a boyfriend who is 33. We hv been happily dating for close to 3 years now, he once helped me financially in a good way with 100k when I had problem with my little business, then he was doing pretty fine with his business, I sell plastics and hez into cloth business. But somtin happened last 2 months, he had terrible problems with his business and lost almost everything including his shop and in a bid to salvage his situation he ended up owing many pple, when all these started he didn't tell me, thou hez a kind of person that likes handling his problem alone without disturbing or telling me which I don't like bcus it somehow makes me feel less important and useful to him, I got to know when he changed, his attitude, moods and everything changed, hez always disturbed, thinking and always visiting pple, he payed less concern and attention to me, don't even call and when I call, he will be in a haste to end it, I became confused, so I had to asked what was going on, he said nothing, I got upset and insisted he must tell me, he then opened up, I felt so bad and almost cried, since then I have been trying to maintain his upkeep and sometimes give him money which hez not comfortable with.

The problem now Is that im scared, he asked for a huge amount of money from me which is 700k, he wants to start all over again in his cloth business and also clear some debt, and I can only boast of 820k home and abroad as a business woman, i just feel he saw my account balance before asking for this, Im scared to loose the money and him too. I love this guy but im so scared of doing this, he helped me when I needed money, but this sacrifice is bigger than me, he showed and detailed everything he will be doing with the money, Im just confused to gamble with my life savings, I know I might sound ungrateful what if the business or our relationship crumble? Won't I be stranded and doomed? My business is not that strong and we all know how most of sacrifices like this ended for people. Is this kind of risk worth doing for a boyfriend

Plz advice me on what to do, plz.

As a principle, never give more than 50% of the amount a person wants to borrow from you. Never !

Don't poison someone's child o!

Though you need encouragement but you need to be aware of the dangers of inventions....I had to forego trying to convert my generator to run on fuel vapour instead of liquid fuel...because if I catch fire while testing it ...I won't be able to have sex.... honestly that's why I stopped.

planetzoom:
dont be deceived,this Nigerian pilot belongs to the kwara state government ,the removal of Saraki is so imminent,he will be impeached as soon as The NASS is reconvened,Minorities don't preside over majorities in Sane climes.

So you are indirectly saying that Nigeria is not a sane clime since Fulani is presiding over all the institutions in the country....?

It's ok. Continue!

booblacain:
I can only access the internet on it when it's set to 2G(EDGE) and that means the connection is usually very slow. There is an option to for 3G but when I put it on 3G, it stops receiving signal all together.

please, anybody with a solution to this?

My brother it's the weather...and Tecno is not strong enough to compensate for the loss in signal strength. I had the same problem with my Tecno Droidpad 7C PRO.

Just go and buy itel x32 abi na i32. That's what I'm using now and nothing disappears or reappears anywhere on its screen. May thunder fire Tecno all these years I have been using it

skinissue:
About 2 weeks ago, i noticed some rashes on my body.It just started a little from my chest,back and stomach region. I went to my family doctor, she gave me some antibiotics and skin care tube to rub on my body.

My dad gave me an antiseptic soap and cream also to be using with dettol as well. I've finished taking the drugs and I've been applying the creams faithfully morning and night but it seems as though it's gotten worse because it has spread to almost every part of my body, precisely from my neck down to my laps(even my bossom), excluding my face though. It also itches alot.

Please nairalanders, doctors, dermatologist, mods, help me out in order for me to know what this thing really is and how well I can effectively get rid of it. Thanks alot.
Pictures inset.

Seams u changed city?

Na one cream dey cure this thing...I can't call my ex to ask her. But if it's not STD, then get that cream it's very expensive UpTo 3k.

Those days when she goes back to unimportant...the skin problem comes...then when she goes back to lagos it clears within a week. So maybe your skin is reacting to weather or water. Either way na one antifungal cream dey cure am if it's not STD.

Saraki will keep them busy and distracted for the next 6 months...

edoman2016:
Hello nairalander,
I need advice on how to tell a friend to stop coming with his girlfriend to my apartment to have sex. This friend of mine, we went to the same university and know each other from there. He is based in Akwa Ibom and into palm oil business. When he comes to Lagos for supply to stores, he resides at his parents' house which is very close to where my apartment is.

However, when he wants to have sex with a girl in Lagos, he brings her to my apartment because he knows I am not yet married. Rather than sleeping with the girl in his parents house. I am tired of it and I don't like it but I don't know how to tell him so that it won't end our friendship. He is quite an intelligent and ambitious man.

What do you think I should do about it?

Bro just get a small red cloth and some guinea fowl feathers and small white cloth and some peanut butter and also a chicken leg with all the fingers painted with red ....then tie everything together and rub the peanut butter on everything to make a mess....just like we see in nollywood.

Eehn when that your friend book your room again just make sure u leave the amadioha under the pillow so that they will come across it while banging.

Trust me they will come out of your room quicker .

If them ask you ....what you tell them will determine whether they will come back another day or not.

Don't be fooled. Sex is money and money is Sex.

Did you read that? If you like read it from the front or from the back...it sounds the same and it's true.

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oluwakekz:
Hello. Please a kind advice is all I need .

Have being dating this lady since last year December 8months now. I met her at her sister's place that happens to be my mum's neighbour when she came for a visit. She just finish school and looking for a job. We were both looking for job for her even if it's far from her place (Ekiti) as I thought she should be productive to herself.

Thought I was lucky when she called weeks ago to inform me that a friend called her about one vacancy here in Lagos. I was so happy because I can't do long distance relationship (experience)

She came to my place this said Friday and stayed till Sunday. She left for that so called friend's place because we think it's not too safe to get to the interview venue late. She got the job and we thank God......

After two weeks of resumption, I saw this advice on nairaland that talk about 10 Questions To Ask Your Partner In Order To Build Trust "What do you find hard to talk about with me?" She said "nothing " I try talk to her to open up because I can't settle down with someone that will hide anything from me, then she said my ex got me this job. She has kept in contact with him. I ask her" we've being together for three days, you left my house for your ex house and passed the night there? You keep contact with him without telling me all this while? You guys have being seeing each other since you resumed (two weeks?) All she kept saying is am not cheating on you.....

I really love her and I'm confused right now. Please I need advice on what to do because am just tired right now.

Not worth a breakup bro! Never trust a woman in your life not even a dead woman. At least this one told you her secret; I think you should build on that. Don't get angry, after all we shouldn't trust women. Build on what you have to a point where her secret is your secret...you will see she will get comfortable with you and open up even more.

If she has decided to cheat on you at anytime trust me you will never know. So don't kill yourself over this one...just build on it. She go dey open to you.

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