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Gourdoinc:
with the duration of use, 12k is fair price. if you game, let me know. also hope location is lagos

Come and steal it. Thief!

#Refresh

I have a Techno 7C PRO tablet I bought on 20th August 2016 for sale.

It's in perfect working condition and has no scratch on it because I used a phone jacket through out.

Battery lasts for 2 days and the charger is the original that came with it.

Call me on 08057692204

WITH ORIGINAL RECEIPT

N22,000

I have a Techno 7C PRO tablet I bought on 20th August 2016 for sale.

It's in perfect working condition and has no scratch on it because I used a phone jacket through out.

Battery lasts for 2 days and the charger is the original that came with it.

Call me on 08057692204

bukkyemotions:
Sorry, though my username is not my real name, but what can a lady do if she mistakenly sleeps with someone when she goes to give the person her wedding card. Let's say when she goes to give a wedding card to her ex & the ex rushes her for the last time & sleeps with her, & when she is done, she avoids the ex forever. Should she confess to fiance or just repent to do it no more?

Just asking a general question.

So in this age of Whatsapp you went to give your ex hard copy? My sister a girl once told me she the reason why she won't have sex with me for the first time just weeks to her marriage is because she doesn't want to experience any sex that will be sweeter than her husbands own in order not to keep going back for more after marriage.....now u see? That's a smart girl and a good girl to marry.

Gabrie300:
Hello Guys my name is Gabriel Johnson, Am 31 years. I have been married to my wife whom is 29 years for the past 7 years.. We are blessed with two kids.

But the thing is that, I see her chats with a Guy she knew 2 years ago. My wife says the Guy is her best friend nothing else.

Though I have not seen anything related to sex or that, but I don't feel comfortable with her chatting with this Particular Guy all the time. She claims the guy is married and I am not interested to know. All I want is for my Wife to cut him off. She's married for Christ sake.

Please narialanders help me with advice.

Am already loosing it.

She's 29 and you married for 7 years.....meaning she married you when she was 22. My brother at that 22 she is still unstable emotionally bro! Infact you married a teenager and having a best friend is part of their qualification.

Now back to the problem! Pls Dont get your own best friend o! That will be aproval for do me I do you to start. And my brother na you e go pain pass because na women carry the main valuable thing between their legs so Dont give her opportunity to start a competition with it.

In my opinion I will advice you take the mans number from her phone and give him a call. And be nice about it. Talk to him respectfully and maturely. Tell him you are very concerned about his chats with your wife and what concerns you the most is she calls him her best friend. And remind him that from the look of things if you and your wife have a fight it means he's the one she would run to. Tell him his relationship with your wife is affecting your marriage and he should put and end to it.

Now the Conclusion:

If he tells your wife that you called him and your wife asks you about it or confronts you about it...then probably they are just friends and you "may" have nothing to worry about.

But if he tells your wife and your wife changes routine or attitude but never asks you about it and never confronts you...hnmn my brother they are either doing bicycle style or they will do it once the chance presents itself. What you have to look for here is the CHANGE in normal routine or attitude from your wife days after you spoke to the man.

But you can never be too sure when it concerns a woman. My final advice to you is to be calm and manage your relationship with your wife until she is above 30. That's when you will enjoy a woman. All these women in their twenties are like lolipop looking for attention even if it's from a pet.

mofeoluwadassah:
everyday is for d thief and one day is for d owner

Everyday for the thief one day for the lover

Gidilagoon:
Pls house, I don’t know if am being stupid or not man enough but I just have to share this with you guys just for an advice.. it might be long as I really want to express myself pls.

I have been dating this girl going to 2years now and we are planning to settle down probably next year. I have known this girl for a very long time because we have dated before when I just got admitted to university but we ended after short period.

So After few years that we’av graduated, we met again and fortunately we were both still single ,so we decided to start dating again and this time we are more serious and planning for future, I realized she must have dated many guys when I left her because it was a long time ago, so I decided to change her phone number just to avoid any connection with any guy from her past since am planning my future with her now, but after awhile I noticed some of these guys still chat her on FB and Instagram and she replies, and one even sent her money and I was totally mad at her but later we resolved it.

So back to the main issue that just came up recently . I don’t know what took me to her Facebook profile and I decided to go through her messages, I noticed one of the guy she claimed to be her uncle was a man friend she has known from the past, this guy Is married with 2kids living in US. I noticed my girl sent her nude to him and they were having sex chat, so I acted like I didn’t see anything and I invited her to my house the next day and tell her what I saw, then she started crying, immediately I gave her 3 hot slap and asked her to leave my apartment but she wouldn’t leave but kept crying on the floor and said she’s ready to swear with death if such ever happened again, that she was just stupid.

Well I dragged her out of my house, and since then all her family from different places have been calling me pleading on her behalf except her Mom and Dad which she can’t tell about it. I noticed she has changed her phone number and delete her Facebook account after what happened, but I told her it’s already late when her aunty called me...

Honestly I still love her, because she’s the only girl I ever fell for but won’t I look stupid if I accept all the pleading and continue with her? And can such girl make a good wife? She’s too vulnerable, too emotional and she has dated a lot of guys in the past, so it scares the hell out of me to settle down with her, so that man no go die untimely death..

Her aunty said she wants to come and meet me this weekend but I told her I will get back to her. Do you think I should let her come?

Pls mature men in the house don’t abuse me, just advice your guy abeg.

Most times when a girl behaves like this I Dont bother myself about if she has changed or if she will change...just do a research of her tribe...if the result is confirmative of her attitude just log out trust me on this one.

But if her tribe is not known for being inherently promiscuous then maybe what u have is an honest mistake from her past. Then she will deserve another last chance. Dont use your relationship to do hard man where everybody is begging you. Be in control do your research and take control of your destiny. Nobody way begging help.

We are all familiar with the usual Yoruba mockery of a situation especially when you share a mischievous view of someone's opinion.

Honestly I myself I Dont know what ko and ni means but I swear I enjoy the thing especially when savagely used ;DD

I just saw one now saying...

Teebills ko tea bag ni

Drop your popular savages ko and savages ni let's hear them out of context just for fun

thatigboman:
thanks. Wanted to name them Adanne and Adanna but my wife didnt like Adanne, so we chose different names. Though both names are Ada, Ada

God bless your girls...

Dami12345:
Lol, fear! You are pathetic.
Your so afraid of living that you forget to live.

You disgust me, weak men everywhere.

May you not end up on Nairaland with 3rd degree burns one day...may the Lord continue to protect you especially your face and genitals in Jesus Name...Amen!

Dami12345:
Matter of fact I am, 4 years now,
No issues and she is a tiger.

Most of you people are just cowards and soft, your children will be worse anyway romance your weakness because you fear police and public opinion.

I usually Dont argue with mad people but let's see how strong you really are the day a scorned woman pours you acid while you are sleeping!....Continue

JustAsking247:
Help: My Wife is So Careless with Our Kid….!!!

Her attitude is seriously driving me crazy!
She seems to have totally different ways of treating a child from mine!
I'm not the type that can stand my kid cry and cry for long without comforting her (by the way our daughter is just 17months)! I always try to comfort her in some way whereas my wife will just ignore her and let her cry her eyes out.
Our kid can playfully wander away from my wife’s presence and my wife wouldn’t even notice until either the baby would make a sound from a distance or cry in pain from falling off or something falling on her. Then rather than rush to her rescue, sometimes my wife would remain on her seat and yell at the little girl to walk back to her. The day I was at home and witnessed this particular attitude, I almost tore my wife apart but for the intervention of my younger sister who came visiting that weekend.
We had a house assistant who was helping with the house chores and taking care of the kid (and the poor girl was doing pretty well) but my wife kept complaining about everything plus beating until the girl reported to her siblings who ordered her back to the village. Now with no house assistant, I have become the babysitter.
I feel ashamed to say that my wife doesn't deserve to have kids if she's going to ‘care’ for them like this.
I've tried talking to her but she always gets upset, walks out on me and complains or reports to everyone who cares to listen. And nothing changes!

Please Dont mind the drama book @Dami12345 is advicing ...he or she isn't married yet and doesn't understand the sensitivity of a woman...let alone how difficult it is to change a person.

My advice to you is if you have the space in your living room ...create a play area with barricade similar to the ones we see inside Mr Biggs which they keep for kids ...it might cost u some money to buy a home sized one in which she can keep the child with lots of toys whenever she wants to press her phone. And tell your wife why u bought it ...because you Dont want your child to fall inside swimming pool out of her carelessness. If she is truely a phone person she must have heard dbanjs story.

Then ask God to take control ...hoping that the child out grows this immediate danger in another 7 months by which time she can talk and obey some instructions.

Take control if you have the money to do this...Dont blame her carelessness ...becos accident can happen to any child even at school when your careless wife is not there. So just take control. God be with your family.

And pls Dont burn any bodies cloths or shoes to prove that you are the man biko!

Dami12345:
I'm in a good mood so it's free advice time .

Look op, there is wat everybody fears or respects,
Find it and use it to modify your wife behavior.

For instance, if she keeps treating your baby like that, rather than talk to her, just keep quiet, wait a few minutes call her attention,
You know she won't respond, just walk up to her slowly take her phone, yes the one she is always using rather than take care of her child, and put the phone in a cup of water, take the child and take care of her.

Should your wife complaint, allow her to talk finish, don't interrupt, just stare at her softly and quietly tell her, that the next time she makes you angry enough, her clothes will burn( remember quietly say this) never shout, then walk away.

I can assure you she will change,

Women respond yo actions not words,
From now, dont shout on her, she will keep watching because she won't know how bad you will hurt her if you are angry,

Why hit a woman when you can control her, with less than 1/2 the effort, and it case she misbehaves, tell her the clothes will burn, then walk away wait a week then make a nice pile of her clothes and shoes, put enough kerosene and wait for her before burning tell her that " since she can't hear, you wanted to burn just the clothes but your burning the shoes in advance for her next crime.

You're not married ...and you're mad

classicB:
I will open my shop in less than three months now by God's grace I have two industrial sowing machines and one industrial weaving machine, basically one iron TV and sound system. I don't have more than 50k. Please help a sister

Call me before or after you buy the gen

pjosh1:
No it doesn't

OK.....mine was making a buzzing sound when you stand close to the headlamp....and I discovered the mechanism that tilts the lamp angle was worn out so the electric motor inside was just running non stop whenever the lamp was on...a Peugeot anyway....I just unplugged the socket behind the tilt device and it stopped.

pjosh1:
I use a Lexus es 330 and I have changed the battery twice in a week, at first I thought the battery I bought was fake not until I bought the second battery and I still have the same problem. Whenever I park and off the engine the car refuses to start unless I start the engine with another battery then put in back mine. I don't think it's the alternator because sometimes after using another battery to start the car I can still drive it out, park and come back home without giving me problem and sometimes it just won't start​ after I park. I also noticed when I'm driving at night if I put on the headlight my dashboard light will go off, the AC will go off and the DVD system and sometimes even without putting on the headlight​ the AC and DVD goes off.
I'm afraid of calling a rewire to come check it because they sometimes just create extra problems.
I just bought the car not up to a month

Does your headlamp make a continuous buzzing sound when on...like a bee? If yes let me know

thatigboman:
thank you so much for the igbo names. Pls suggest more igbo names. Tnx

Chineme and Chineye

thatigboman:
Hello everyone, my wife gave birth to beautiful twin baby girls last week.
I'm in a fix. Please help out. What are igbo names for twin girls as I can't think of any.
Equally suggest english names for them.
Will update you all later.

Thank you.

Lalasticlala, mods, kindly move the post to the permanent site for wider reach. Thank you.

Call one Adanne and the other Adanna

For English names Faith and grace...

Pls quote me if I made sense to you...thank you very much

captainking:
Mods please move to cartalk... Marpol

You seem to be lacking sense

My short comings were as follows.
1. Tint permit ...only print out available
2. 2 back tyres had 2011 dates on them

And below is what it cost me to get to my house in Lagos from PH.

pelicanbeau:
I don't think I will take it easy catching my man on our house help...this is why I have to court my man to be for a long time to know his character.

To know his character?...

I want to ask you...if you force a monk inside a woman's VJ and force his waist up and down then up again then leave him what do u think the waist will do next?

It will come down again aunty
Talkless of your long time husband behind a squatting nkechi

alimaa:
I know i am supposed to post this in the family section but i always get better response from the Romance section. I don't know whether any of you has been in a situation where an in-law comes for a short visit and finally settles in your home without any sign of leaving anytime soon. My wife's elder sister who is single came to visit us in January but up till now she has not made any move to go and it's not as if we live in a big apartment so there is no much privacy. We got married in 2015 so our union is still young. This kind of situation puts one in a dilemma because you just don't know what to say and you will be termed "a bad person". She lies on our matrimonial bed even in my presence.
Before now i never knew someone would feel comfortable staying with a younger sister in her matrimonial home. If it is as a result of accommodation problem or maybe you went to a distant location to do one or two things and you now spend sometime in your younger sister's home, that is understandable.

Please what advice do you have for me?

After I give you my own advice you won't believe I'm not yet married...

My brother when she enter una room and lay on the bed even when your wife dey there ...just go and take your bath and come in with only towel then remove the towel and start searching for your boxers in their presence ....

Out of the 2 one persons brain must reset.

TroubleMaker47:
Shina peller AKA Ghost!
I wonder who Tommy is.













Those that know, know!

Tommy is my neighbour

If you know you know ...but Dont tell...

NwaChibuzor44:
So this babe I've been trying to massacre all these while came yesterday. Before her arrival I don down one bottle of baby oku. When she came I even offered her yoghurt which me self drink small. Mehn naso time for match reach mehn I kiss am she first complain say I drink alcohol ? (Oboy remember the baby oku i take)I just code am say no na the toothpaste I use , she say make I bring the paste make she see mehn na from there yawa first gas. I just freez but she later overlooked it. Mehn as this girl commot pant oboy see body see fresh pussy. Dick self don't rise like wetin naso I wear condom mehn. As I wear condom the dick just went flaccid. But I say make I just try my luck Bleep with semi erect dick. Mehn the pussy tight so tay my semi erect prick self no gree enter. Con see as I dey sweat mehn. I try force am in but the dick no wan just gree enter coz e no erect well. The naturally gigantic size of my dick no even con help matters. I finger am , suck bobby just to make up for my embarrassment. Chai but the girl try for me sha. She was very patient even as I spend like 15 min trying to put prick inside o. If na some girls dem for don vex tear you slap stand commot mehn. E pain me gan I just find excuse ask am shay she be virgin no say why this thing no wan enter na lol. She just stand up enter bathroom wash up. I was so dissapointed in myself coz of my reputation but I don't know what's wrong with me these days. Maybe na stress coz it wasn't this bad before. Dem girls self no say I be horsepower with my gigantic salamander. Well I invited her for rematch next week. This time me no dey take chances o. I don order Viagra sharp sharp because after next week she fit no show again if I fumble. As they say first impression last longer. I bin always see men with erectile dysfunction as lazy but oboy I experience am first hand yesterday mehn. I just hope say na just flash in the pan o.

Masturbation a day before sex causes this ...what you can do is make sure you Dont masturbate 2 or more days before the deed.

Cure: there's a muscle in your body you need to flex for about a week and your dick will start tearing condoms again. Plus stop using Chinese condoms...they are too small and tight. Always buy durex; its bigger and doesn't squeeze the life out of dicks...its also expensive too around N700 or so.

To fake your death when you have no talent is a bad idea...

After 3 days when u resurrect, what are you going to now offer your new fan base?

Nigeriabiafra80:
I did not vote for Buhari in 2015, so I'm not going to VOTE HIM OUT in 2019. Let those that VOTED HIM IN in 2015, VOTE HIM OUT in 2019. End of Discussion.

2019 model

Honestly the two people way born this tobi eehn ...they need to go back to the drawing board bed.

Below is my portable gasoline welding machine bought new, it can weld gauge 12 and 10 comfortably and has 2 AC sockets for grinding machine or to power your home.

I'm selling at N240,000 (slightly neg)

Your hen is confusedly blind

220k?
Can the dog select beans?