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Actually I shouldn't so pessimistic I guess. With modern gym regimen, personal trainers, cooks, plastic surgery, etc, it is possible to make almost any heavy person skinnier.

So I shouldn't say for sure that she will balloon.

ogugua88: Omotola wears clothes 4 sizes too small and has been caught without shapewear. *cough* Grammys 2011 *cough*

Let us see this picture w/o shapewear

Omotola is a MILF.

Toolz is never going to be a MILF. After one pikin, she will become a balloon.

Now if you marry her and fall in love with her enough to be faithful regardless of her looks, more power to you.

But most guys aren't like that

Why is this useless, attention-seeking cockroach making a fool of himself. Again.

Jesus.

How can a grown man be so obsessed with several other men.

Names himself after Sagamite, follows Kats like a lovesick dog.

Absolutely comical

interesting...thanks for finding that.

When? Where specifically?

More details required.

PS: Cats are evil and deserve to be crucified

^-- Really? Is this against the Adsense ToS?

Lots of popular sites use Adsense but which have risque material. Check like major sports sites or something.

It depends on the metric you use I guess. By at least a few of them, India is no more advanced than Nigeria is. E.g. by GDP per capita, it is just 8 or 10 Nigerias smushed together

remark D: what is this talk about nairaland losing its google check? Did someone blackmail NL or something?

Likely Seun came to the conclusion that more targeted advertising would make him more money than using Google (he is probably right, though it is more work to set up).

DK, relax

Unfortunately you are going to get the short end of things because it is basically you responding to the Igbo trolls.

So the punishment that 50 or 100 of them receive effectively gets heaped onto you.

If OAM4J doesn't do this, then they will cry and whine that he is a biased Yoruba mod or something.

He is trying his best. But it is only natural for him to make mistakes, given the amount of those trolls whining and crying saying that he has an agenda.

Let's relax here a bit, imo.

OAM4J isn't a douche (unlike say maclatunji), he just unfortunately has to be a bit harsher on you to avoid seeming biased.

Lol.

What has gowon been smoking

Damn. Did somebody kill their pet dog

Anyway, to each his own.

Me, I want to minimize the chance that I am unhappy with my wife sexually and up cheating on her.

I know what turns me on and what doesn't...it would be quite foolish of me to pursue for marriage what I will end up not liking

Katsumoto: Ekt Bear,

I guess you haven't seen slim chicks whose small boobs turn to slippers after child birth.

With a thick chick, the boobs may drop but it will still look nice.

At most she will develop love handles and they aint so bad.

But heck, its a good thing we all don't love the same things.

Most of the women I've seen who are MILFs were skinny in their teens and 20s.

ogugua88: Don't know why they fear Toolz after she's had children. Men are still drooling for Omotola, four kids later.

Omotola is a rare case. Most women don't look like her after 4 kids

so where are the pictures na

Lol

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Wait. . . so dayo is serious about OAM4J?

I thought it was all a joke. Na wa [/quote]same

ogugua88: Nigerians sha. Keep hating on toolz. The same white women you worship wear weaves and shapewear too, even at size 0. Eva Longoria, Selena Gomez, and others have all confessed to wearing Spanx, and they're petite women. A majority of women have sagging bosoms. Fact of life. Gravity and size. Common physics. Toolz fine dey. End of story. Whether she gets diabetes or any other thing no be your concern. Abi if she big, na you go get the diabetes? Abeg.

Who brought up diabetes?

Diabetes is not the concern...not being attracted any more to your GF/wife after she swells up like a balloon is the concern

Ain't got nothing to do with white women either...this is not a race thing

Hmm, really? Adderall and Ritalin have that effect. I wasn't aware that marijuana improved memory. All my friends who smoke a lot are very forgetful

hmm ok

things can be complicated sometimes

Eagerly waiting for Enugu State's response

Sagamite: I would rather have a hot chic pre-birth than a hot-chic post-birth.

I would rather enjoy my asset at its aesthetic peak and at its maximum valuation.

Post-birth the quality will drop anyway and the attraction/novelty would have waned.

She would be better off having a solid personality and developed relationship bonding with me than have good looks to keep me interested post-birth.

Also, I would prefer a girl that I know adds weight nicely and to the nice areas, than a girl that might add weight and turn into an amoeba.

That is a good plan, if your goal is to lose your attraction to your wife a few years in

For me, I want to marry a chick who has a good chance of looking decent after pregnancy.

The problem with getting with a girl like Toolz is that she is already at 180.

How big will she be after you give her a couple of kids

If it is just a casual fling or you don't ever plan on a deep relationship, sure.

But women get bigger as they get older. So if you marry one who is already big at a young age, what do you think the future will look like?

All I know is that Risikat is a dime.

Pretty face, nice chest, nice azz

@Sagamite: Bros, just go on facebook and search for "risikat." There are plenty more pictures of her on her page. Candid photo too, no makeup or special effects at all.

She is fine.

omiobo: Very correct! Religious fanatic no be small.

+1

Highly intolerant

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/74201_446493556985_4588779_n.jpg

This is too skinny?

How much do you want a woman to weigh, 200 pounds?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/184610_10150096179856986_3147657_n.jpg

She is fly, imo

Ya'll niggas trippin

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/224623_10150175491366986_2678080_n.jpg

Man she ain't that skinny

None of the pictures of her look skeletal

Even her face looks non-skinny

@ 5'9, she is probably 140+

That is by no means a skinny chick

She is more attractive to me than Rihanna is (and I think 95% of guys would agree)

And I'd definitely smash Rihanna

She doesn't necessarily have the trifecta (pretty face, T and A).

But she has a pretty face and some T. I can work with that