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CrimeRe: Abuja Area Mama: Dead Body Of A Man Disguised As A Woman Seen In Abuja by elasticlala: 7:39pm On Aug 08, 2024
APOPTOSIS:
You can't be saying this naaaa.
You don't know what led to what..
His killers would have masterminded everything to cover up the entire story.
Think for once naaaa.
Allow your brain cells to do their job naa
What's all these?
Ain't you tired of the shit across your country..?
Seems you are good with the miseries...
I’m telling you; too many fools on the platform lately.
CrimeRe: 5 Relevant Laws That Prohibit Disrespectful Flying Of Foreign Flags In Nigeria by elasticlala: 10:45pm On Aug 05, 2024
Are laws being followed in Nigeria? I’m not aware
HealthRe: Malnutrition Hits Borno; Parents, Hospitals Cry Out by elasticlala: 10:03pm On Aug 05, 2024
It is unfortunate that the biblical perilous times are now more evident in Nigeria than in any other part of the world, due to the wicked political, religious, and traditional rulers at the helm of affairs
PoliticsRe: VP Kashim Shettima Speaks On Nationwide Protest by elasticlala: 9:59pm On Aug 02, 2024
Ikaeniyan0:
I think it's last year or first quarter of this year, a committee the FG set up advised Tinubu to import foodstuffs, he refused, I don't understand why we can't import foodstuffs on the short run.

The main reason people are on the street is because of hunger, people like sanwo olu saw the handwriting a long time ago

https://nairametrics.com/2024/02/22/gov-sanwo-olu-to-request-fg-to-permit-importation-of-rice-paddy-for-imota-rice-mill/

But Tinubu kept on insisting we should only eat what we grow. A leader needs to be flexible. Look at tomato, rodo, look at yam sef, Nigerian farmers, market women and men are overpricing their goods.
At a point along the line, I began to think that the protest could have yielded immediate results if it was specifically target at telling the government to open the land border for importation of food items… then other secondary things could be added to the request. This issue of not allowing food to come in is not making any sense at all. It’s gross wickedness that has to be fought by the masses.
PoliticsRe: Protest: Woman Weeps As She Partakes In The Anti-hunger Protest (video) by elasticlala: 11:44am On Aug 02, 2024
trutharena:
This is just another way for Obidients to gather and steal from innocent people while pretending to care. They will use this woman's tears to manipulate and cause chaos in the name of protest.
Are you not ashamed to say something like this at this point in time in Nigeria ?
PoliticsRe: AfDB Okays $500 Million fresh Loan For Nigeria by elasticlala: 6:59am On Aug 02, 2024
Lightway:
Why do Yoruba people support Tinibu
They support because they benefit from the unfortunate situation. Even the other party members benefiting from this administration support them 100%. Have you ever tried to imagine Wike’s attitude; what he would have been saying about Tinubu, if he wasn’t given any position in this administration?

Only self-centered humans who are extremely wicked and condemned spiritually beyond hell, would be clapping hands for this administration.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Shoot Dead Four #EndBadGovernance Protesters In Borno by elasticlala: 10:12pm On Aug 01, 2024
chatinent:
Soldiers that only have muscles when they see civilians.
Very useless humans. Deploy them to Sambisa, they would resign and run away
PoliticsRe: Rioters go on rampage, loot furniture, mattress, others at NCC hub, Kano by elasticlala: 12:20pm On Aug 01, 2024
Is this the protest for bad leadership or for SIM card? I no understand again
PoliticsRe: Protesters Already Gathered At The MKO Abiola Stadium In Abuja. by elasticlala: 10:51am On Aug 01, 2024
SisterJolade:
What do you do for a living?
Honestly, I wonder if the guy thinks with his head or uses memory card for reasoning. Too many foolish people on Nairaland in recent time
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Advocating Violent Protest In Plateau State by elasticlala: 10:58am On Jul 29, 2024
Where is the TikTok video? Let them post it and let’s see if what he was being accused of are really true.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Neutralize Kidnappers In Edo, Kaduna (Pictures) by elasticlala: 10:06pm On Jul 26, 2024
Chukkychukky:
The soldiers operation in the south is different frm the operation in the north, maybe b4 dem shoot terrorist for north dem dey wait for comand frm abuja
I mentioned this same thing few months ago and some idiots were quoting me
RomanceRe: Moment Man Filmed His Married Colleague Lying To Husband To Be With Him (video) by elasticlala: 9:49pm On Jul 26, 2024
What kind of confusing topic is this huh
PoliticsRe: Aug 1st Protest: We Will Not Standby And Allow Anarchy Befall Our Nation - Army by elasticlala: 11:09am On Jul 25, 2024
Compromised Animals talking
CrimeRe: Ondo Corps Members Recount Ordeal In Kidnappers' Den by elasticlala: 7:21am On Jul 24, 2024
Zonefree:
Nigerian Police are mad!

The victim narrated how they paid N5M and police is saying they mounted pressure on the kidnappers. undecided

It will be very difficult for a Nigerian police officer to make Heaven.
Which Heaven? Even hell will reject them; fools
HealthRe: Am I Infected With HIV?? by elasticlala: 6:16pm On Jul 16, 2024
ronet2:
Hello everyone,

I need some advice from medical persons on a possible exposure to HIV.

What is the probability of contracting HIV infection after protected sex with condom and washing of the genitals with soap and water.
So the story..
I had a one off sex with a lady on May 4th 2024 with condom. No oral,no kissing. After ejaculation,I removed the condom carefully,their was no condom tear/bust and went to the bathroom to wash off with soap and water ( i did not wipe off with tissue before washing off). So on 28th morning,I woke up with vomiting,diarrhea and localized abdominal pain on my lower left. Had a very mild fever the next day and I was treated for malaria and I recovered,though abdominal pain persisted for a while. I tested for HIV at 30 days post exposure and it came back negative.On 18th June 2024,the abdominal pain returned with diarrhea,lower back burning sensation and low grade fever the next day. I carried out culture test And Ulcer test, some bacteria was found and ulcer was positive. I was treated for ulcer and the abdominal pain stopped.

So my fear:
1.Can ulcer alone cause the symptoms described above?
2. Are their other possible STI/UTI test I need to carryout?
3. Is it possible that while washing off,the reminant of vaginal fluid on the pubic area can wash down to the tip of the penis and hence cause infection ( note I did not wipe off with tissue before washing off,meaning i might still have sperm at the tip)?
3. Can HIV transmit this way?
4. What are my chances that my 4 weeks negative test will not change after 3 months?

From wide search,I learnt that HIV 2 which is predominant in west Africa is a bit harder to transmit.

I'm still experiencing intermittent abdominal pain,burning sensation.

Thanks. 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Ah! U haven’t seen anything yet. From my experience, ulcer alone can cause much more than that. Stomach ulcer is a terrible thing; it can make u feel like u have malarial plus typhoid and some weird symptoms u haven’t had in your life time. You are even lucky they diagnosed it early. Threat uncles, you don’t have any HIV, take that off your mind
PoliticsRe: Bill To Create Etiti State In South-east Scales First Reading by elasticlala: 7:05pm On Jul 02, 2024
Is there to better name to give it than a name so similar to already existing Ekiti?
Christianity EtcRe: Vitus Nnadi: A Catholic Priest Artist Shows Off His Talents (video) by elasticlala: 8:52am On Jun 30, 2024
smiley
FashionRe: Lady Denied Seating At Lagos Restaurant Over Outfit (photo) by elasticlala:
Nothing is wrong with her dressing and she’s beautiful.
She wasn’t going to a place of worship but to get meal from a restaurant.

Moreover, this is one of the most decent dresses I have seen girls wear in recent time. If you think her nose ring or leg chains are what make her a sinner, you must be living in the kingdom of hypocrites.
HealthRe: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by elasticlala: 8:30pm On Jun 17, 2024
Night vision capability
AgricultureRe: How I Got Half Basket Of Tomatoes From This Sack Garden by elasticlala: 6:08pm On Jun 17, 2024
If you were patient enough to read through this whole write up then you must be one of the very few who still believe that Nigeria will be great again.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Players Were Silent During The National Anthem (Video) by elasticlala: 6:01pm On Jun 08, 2024
A president will emerge and change this anthem soon.
CrimeRe: Policeman Kills 40-Year-Old Benalayefa Asiayei In Bayelsa Over ₦200 (Graphic) by elasticlala: 12:58pm On May 31, 2024
This happens every time in Nigeria and government hasn’t done anything about Jt. Arresting and even sentencing the policeman to death is not enough; something has to be done about this. It is pathetic to see that too many things are wrong in Nigerian and all the government is concerned with at this stage, is old national anthem; madness
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Killers Of Six Corps Members In 2011 Bauchi Post-Election Crisis by elasticlala: 7:39am On May 31, 2024
13 years later 🥹🥹🥹
PoliticsRe: FCCPC Survey Links Rising Food Prices To Insecurity, Subsidy Removal by elasticlala: 6:58pm On May 30, 2024
That one is already visible to the blind.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s First Year In Office: There Is Hope For Nigerians – Wike by elasticlala: 7:37pm On May 27, 2024
He’s not always sincere
CrimeRe: Two To Die For Armed Robbery, Stealing ₦‎105,000, Phones, Others In Ekiti by elasticlala: 5:51am On May 24, 2024
Mynd44:
What they did isn't a "lesser crime". Only those who do not understand the law push narratives like this.

There is a world of difference between robbery and armed robbery. If they had stolen without carrying a gun, snatched the items of initimadated, they won't be getting this punishment.

Once you cross that line and arm yourself before going to rob, you have entered a new world where your life is Forfeit


As for the politicians who you think commit bigger crime, financial crimes are not on the same level as armed robbery in the eye of the law. This is why Yahoo boys get 3-year sentences
What about the bandits that are rather taken to correction centers and declared repentant few months later? They carried arms as well and openly killed…
In my opinion, the sentence seems too extreme
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by elasticlala: 3:27pm On May 19, 2024
All the dreamers waiting for city to lose points before they can be victorious would finally wake up from their sleep today and face the hard reality.
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: We Won’t Shift Ground On ₦‎615,000 Demand, Says Labour by elasticlala: 6:40am On May 19, 2024
What
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves $500m Loan For Metering Nigerians by elasticlala: 4:12pm On May 15, 2024
Endless borrowing…. & later look for one thing more to tax the poor masses on, in order to pay back. Daytime impunity
PropertiesWould You Buy This Bicycle For N10 Million ? (photo Attached) by elasticlala(op): 6:36pm On May 10, 2024
So, I decided to take a walk today to see if I could find a bicycle to help me exercise, as it seems I've started gaining some weight. I came across this bicycle with a price tag of $6,999, which is over ₦10m with the current exchange rate. Just wondering, would anyone buy such a bicycle for over ₦10m if it were in Nigeria (photo attached)... would you?

TravelRe: Nigerian ‘Community’ Abroad is Toxic. by elasticlala: 4:31pm On May 09, 2024
grommet:
I have tend to notice that the nigerian community “abroad” is toxic. People are just filled with too much gossip, people also try to one up you, you wonder if they are your friends. Some come to your personal life and after its a mess as they come with a wave of drama to it.

Sometimes its annoying being in those spaces because its all about ‘this guy’s wife sleeping with different men who are sleeping with different girls and so on and so forth. It’s kind of annoying

Has anyone noticed this? Thoughts
This is hasty generalization!
That might be your own experience. I wonder the country and Nigerian community you are referring to.

To be honest, the Nigerian community in the state where I live in the USA here is nicer than even my family members in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: FG Plans Further VAT Increase, New Sharing Formula by elasticlala: 8:00am On May 09, 2024
What do you expect from those who do not work for their money ?

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