₦airaland Forum

3kay945:
Hello kid?
Let me give you soft landing. Assume your evil wish come to pass, who will take over? A Prof. and SAN ?
Shouldn't this be good news to you Compare to the ballless zoologist.

so your sawdust filled brain cant comprehend the fact that ...that scarecrow may not last upto 2 weeks?

Themaingate:
AT LEAST HE HIS STILL FAR BETTER THAN YOU THE SO CALL LEADER OF TOMORROW THAT CANNOT EVEN SPELL

your grammar is just too simple for my liking....how was your waec result? U sound like a bright kid. Keep it up

ArabianPrince:
@Elbinmanny. I know You made a typo error just like He made a mistake. It has nothing to do with your intelligence. Anyone can make mistake. Myself Included.By the way why is your username associated with "bin". Guess you are not a bin man. Have a nice day.

You can quote me please.

lol...you are on point broh...and u know I wouldnt make I typo if I was filling a form right? Im not one of them virgin hunters...im just a good guy

ibkgab001:
Story for the gods...until OP! Can type correct spelling of surname ##Surename

that is why people like the op and Buhari should not be allowed to contest na

ArabianPrince:
Do I then go on to say that:

The owner of this topic Elbinmanny could not write intelligibly
Am Wondering if he could not differentiate between Buahri and Buhari. Surename and Surname.

Remove the logs in your own eyes.
Please don't quote me.

have u seen me vying gor the position of President? Tell me and Buhari make we leave that position for people wey go school na

miqos02:
YOU ARE NOT BETTER

that is why I refused to contest for the office of the Presidency with GEJ

No wonder tha APshit e-cockcroaches dont use pics like this
RIP in advance in case my phone spoil when the news hiys front page

The APC Presidential candidate Gen. Muhammadu Buahri could barely fill his INEC election form.
Wonder if he could not differentiate between surename and other names.

Nigeria’s president made a surprise visit to the country’s troubled north-east on Thursday, which is in the grip of escalating Boko Haram violence that threatens next month’s election.

Goodluck Jonathan arrived in the Borno State capital, Maiduguri, shortly before 3pm and was met at the airport by the state governor Kashim Shettima.

He was accompanied by the chief of defence staff, Alex Badeh, military top brass and the national security adviser as well as about 200 soldiers.

The visit – Jonathan’s first to the city since March 2013 – was shrouded in secrecy and came after a previous trip to the restive region in May last year was cancelled. On that occasion Jonathan had planned to visit the remote town of Chibok, also in Borno, after Boko Haram militants kidnapped 276 girls from their school in a crime that shocked the world.

The cancellation, reportedly for security reasons, dealt Jonathan a further blow in his perceived woeful handling of the kidnapping crisis.

Boko Haram was founded in Maiduguri in 2002 and was largely peaceful until a police and military crackdown against its then-leader Mohammed Yusuf and his followers in 2009. Jonathan’s last visit came before a state of emergency was declared in Borno and neighbouring Yobe and Adamawa states in May 2013.

The special measures initially saw the Islamists forced from urban centres but violence has steadily increased, particularly in the last six months, and led to towns and villages overrun. On 3 January, Boko Haram attacked the Borno town of Baga, killing hundreds, if not more, in what is feared could be its worst atrocity in a six-year campaign to create a separate Islamic state

Him don make too many promises sef

eedris07:
Those dat have Degree n Master cert wat have dey done? Look been preSident don't base on education qualifications bt, havin dose qualities of a good leader.

Hey mr Man u mst knw dat d 2015 election is nt abt tribe/religion.. Don't be distracted. Focus on issues which matter to you..n vote for change... #ChangeIsPossible

education matters to me ...GEJ till buhari enrolls in adult education

Buhari has contested the last three elections bla bla bla ... then go bring the certificates from where u been dey bring them before na and stop pkaying the victim. Abi u been no dey present them before? no wonder he was saying the elections where not credible ...cos they were no proper screening . Oga go bring ya papers o..cos we need to conduct credible elections.
.
.
.
.
GEJ till buhari starts evening school

3cycle:
See what greed has turned a prof to
Prof paired with an illiterate who can't provide his certificates.
Gej till buhari goes to school

u dey craze o

Aitee1:
Busted...

ima ima warisit?

This is why u dont have to follow a politician till he shows u his certificate

The Bible says " Thou shall not fornicate" ...yet una dey straff like dogs for mating season...smoking wey no dey 10 commandment na all of una dey kick against...walahi hypocrites na dem full this nairaland o
I smoke and drink ...yet respects my woman... its a character issue no that of a habit so na smoking bad pass the 69 wey all of una dey do?

Small girls with front of cars....tufiakwa .. (spits)

Aitee1:
Sure!

6 Cartons

mbok nkood ke : ikpuripu ,itia ita ,ked, itioked, iba, itioked, ition, iba, ikpuripu , usukied , ked.
Im comung there asap
.
.
I rep nka ukod

Aitee1:
Hehehe...welcome

Oya come ik...mbaha ke uyo

for real? u go buy me beer..

Royver:
A woman came to the hospital today very anxious, sleep deprived, poor appetite, headache, generally a nervous wreck. When questioned she says her husband caught her cheating on him by walking in on them in a compromising position at her shop.

He responded by turning and walking away. She returned home later that evening after thinking of how best to confront the situation but the man has not brought up the matter since then.

She said it has been over a week now and Oga is carrying on as if nothing happened and she is going crazy with anxiety because she doesn't know what is running through his mind.

I asked if she had done something like this before and she swore she hadn't, that it was bad judgement on her part with a former ex. I suggested she be the one to breach the subject to her husband but some of my colleagues believe she should let sleeping dogs lie and take a sedative.

What do you guys think?

see oppurtunity to dey bleep other chicks without the wife doing a thing.. cos she will never approach him cos of her soiled conscience

Aitee1:
Abeg which of the dano u taking about?

Is it the Dano milk that i know

madam aba ke mmo...mme duk uyo o...di deb ukod nno awo annang mbok

Not surprised...no Ghanaian can afford her ....those niggaz are way too lazy

The capital of Pakistan is responsible

Looks like okpa to me

try that with OBJ

Aitee1:

mrvocalprowess:
More of my own pics.... Enjoy

i just hate virgins they snitch alot

Aitee1:


Don't mind them they are all blind except moi

my dear kpong mme ndisime ntok eyen