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We dig that sire!

jameslojohn: see for your self tecno did a good work here.

abeg hw can i root this thing?

brightk: nope.. just follow d instructions n u are gud 2 go... maybe u can try this other code. dat na if ur sim de eligible.. *440*161#...if u dial d above code without airtime on ur fone and it tells u dat u dont have balance.. den u are eligible.. but if it tells u dat it u are not eligible den u can use the code.. that code actually gives 4gb...

bro i beg i no get u...ooo cos i tried d code and it says i'm nt eligible 4 the offer... Abeg wetin i go do next?

The phone no get 4gig rom thats unfair on techno's syd ... Lies would neva take'em anywia! it has a 1.2gig rom, a good phone though!!

Congratuloci!!!

I'm gettn dis phone today!!!!

Pls Where can i get it in ibadan

Happi buy day!

In an interview with HipHopworld Magazine, when jesse was asked who his top 3 Nigerian artistes were, he replied:-
“My top 3 artistes in nigeria are me, me, me. No one works harder than me. I would love to see a lot of my colleagues step up their game. This is not a Kendrick thing.
You don’t need Jesus to tell you that Nigerian music is unintelligent. Even goats can dance to our music.
Can Jesse Jagz make Nigeria a better place for Wizkid? Can Wizkid do same too? Let adults do better and let kids party. We need to leave something better for the coming generation”..

Why are nigerians homophobic

aManFromMars: LolM

Trick question..

Clearly God sinned first.

TRICK question indeed heeheeee

Oga agreement nah agreement no mata what, me no even one hear if they deserve it or not, were ur dumbass government slumbering while signing d paper In fact i tire 4 naija..oo0 make i port go cotonu who wan follow me?

HandicappedRapistJailed In Kirikiri Prison ForRapingA Bread Seller In Ajegunle Lagos – How Possible?
This story is a bit unbelievable, how can acrippled manwithout legs rape an able-bodied woman?
According to PM news, Kundus Kazeem has been arrested for allegedly raping a 19-year-old bread seller at his home in Ajegunle area of Lagos.
Kazeem who claims he had a fee agreement with the bread seller has been charged charged before an Apapa Magistrate’s court. He is now facing a two-count charge of felony and rape under the Criminal Code, Laws of Lagos State.
The suspect allegedly lured the victim into his one room apartment at Cemetery Road, Ajegunle and with the aid of a walking stick, forcefully had carnal knowledge of her.
The 29-year old Kazeem who admitted that women reject him because of his physical condition, said nothing was wrong him except his two legs.
He also claimed he had sex with her after they agreed on a fee and regretted that he was not able to meet the initial condition she gave him.
Kazeem told P.M .NEWS that he did not rape the teenager as she claimed.
He said before they went to his room, they agreed that he will pay N1,000 for the act and that he used part of the money he had on him to entertain her by buying drinks for her and himself, after which he gave her N400.
He said she became angry and went and told her parents that he raped her.
Contrary to his claim of bargaining with her, P.M.NEWS gathered that Kazeem asked the victim to come to his room and sell bread to him.
She did not suspect anything and took the bread to him and when she entered his room, he locked his door and threw her on his bed and used his walking stick to tie her hands, tore her pant and raped her.
The victim went home and told her parents what happened and the matter was reported to the police and he was arrested and charged to court for the alleged offence.
When the charge was read to him, he pleaded not guilty. The presiding Magistrate, Mr M.K.O. Fadeyi granted him bail in the sum of N500,000 with two sureties in like sum.
He was remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri pending when he will perfect his bail conditions.
The matter was adjourned till 6 December 2013 for mention.

The generous artist Olamide shared this tweet yesterday "share ur riches with d poor make dem nogo share with u tomorrow!" which was followed by a fan asking him for N10,000 in which the generous artist decided to give the fan four times of what he requested. This was followed by numerous requests which he granted. Nice one from the baddoo himself. #Ffbadgoodboi

Mo ti goke odo o
Kafara o to ja
Kafara o to ja
Kafara o to ja
*Playing D'banj ft naeto c: Trance*

I beg i wan go buy this phone on friday and i be game freak (i hope it plays HD games) this is d 1st tym i'll b using techno in my lyf, i hope i won't regret buying dis phone... any body has a general comment abt dis phone? pls. Or shuld i go for anoda product? pls comment ASAP tanx in advance!

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Wait i dey come...

Pls help! My bro got 39.75 and he's aspiring to be an electronic electrical engineer. Whats his fate

Thread closed *Bell rings* evrybdy GoHome

Make i pay 13k5 LAST!

‪#‎ WHO‬ IS 2 B BLAMED? ASUU,FG,or NANS#. Greatest Nigerian students,its high tym we've stoppd decieving ourselvs,I'm not expecting any student 2 say dey are supporting ASUU in ds ongoing strike action,cos we believe ASUU shud b d reservoir of knowledge,n if truly they are fighting 4 the students,they shud look for a better means that won't affect doz students they r fighting for,it is so obvious dat the strike action is not affecting the so calld FG in anyway,inst ead,d president is busy wd pdp crisis,den y is ASUU(dat claim 2 b fighting 4 us)not considering d student's future....I weep 4 ma nation.y won't I support d fact dat ASUU is fighting 4 dia selfish interest wen d only tin they demanded is mainly money,n nothin but money 2 help govt maintain dirr uni's,(imagine employee clamouring 4 money 2 assist d employer wd his property).now,l et's stop comparing lecturers wd politicians,y didn't dey go into politics initially?polit icians only work 4 d regime being,n retire,buh lecturers work till age 70,n continue collecting dirr salaries.(May God judge all d Politicians also)buh are d lecturers really worthy of Ȋ̝̊̅† (are they being faithful really wd dirr work?).2 d part of Fg,may God judge dem all,buh let's reason intellectually, is d strike action affecting dem are they wasting our tym??,n pls,are we not supposd 2 take our future in our own handspls,whe re is NANS let's reason 2geda.

Patrick Obahiagbon Unveils Profile, Gives Trouser Style A Grammatical Name ‘Yohji Yamamoto’
Nigeria’s top grammatalogist,Patrick Obahiagbonhas granted the first tell-it-all interview about himself. In this recent interview with the Punch, the Edo State lawmaker talked at length on his educational background and his challenges when he was in school.
He later talked about his religion and his bizarre mode of dressing.
Hon Obahiagbon has given a name to his funnytrouser styleand it’sYohji Yamamoto.
According to him, he wears the pant occasionally to relay a positive message to youths who dress indecently.
Interview excerpt below;
What is your educational background
I am by the grace of the celestial choir, a legal practitioner, a public administrator, an international historian and a diplomat. I earned a degree in Law and was called to the Nigerian Bar as a solicitor and advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria about 25 years ago and I do also have a double-barreled Master’s degree in Public Administration and in International History and Diplomacy.
Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?
I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.
How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?
I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.
Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
It’s a long time ago, so I can’t remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago.
How does your family understand your English?
My family and friends understand me perfectly just the same way you understand me now though, I must admit that it depends on the issues on the piazza.
Is this the way you were speaking in your school days?
I’m sure if you confer with my school mates they will tell you that I no longer speak what those who just know me now call “grammar.” I could speak for about twenty minutes when I was in the university and you won’t understand one word of what I said. I must say I have deteriorated in my grammatical construct.
How did you start speaking in this manner?
It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.
Did you write exams in school in these big words?
I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.
WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.
Didn’t you have problems with your teachers?
It no doubt gave me serious issues at the university and that is because some, if not most of my lecturers, ran away with the erroneous impression that my attitudinal predilection had a deprecable tinge of academic braggadocio and intellectual megalomania. But this assumption was both mendacious and a fallacious ad hominem. I could not but take solace in that Latin apothegm which states that O Tempora! O Mores.
Was English your best subject?
My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.
So what did you score in English language?
English language was of course my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.
Do you pray the same way you speak?
God understands all languages, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- “when the students are ready, the masters would appear.”
Take my words my brother that more than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.
By the way, are there other names you call God?
God is variously known as Jehovah, Yaweh, The Great Grand Architect of the Universe, The Cosmic Host and several other names known alone to heirophants but which names are so ineffable for me to mention here.
Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating?
Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.
You were there when a teacher in your state couldn’t pronounce ‘solemnly’, how did you feel?
I was indeed sad that a teacher in Edo State could not pronounce a simple word as ‘solemn’. That was certainly one of my low moments in the service of Edo State but the eulogies must go to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole who put in place the infrastructure that made it possible to detect such an egregious ambience and this government would stop at nothing in cleansing the Augean stables.
Have you ever considered organising English classes in Edo State?
I would have loved to organise English classes, my brother, but you will agree with me that I am sufficiently busy just now.
Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?
Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.
When you speak to Caucasians of English origin, how do they react to you?
My friends that are whites simply marvel and sometimes get maniacally bewildered when we engage, most times to my consternation.
Do you think that you understand English language better than the owners of the language?
I have never had the ambition to know the English language more than the owners. However, I must mention that they are shocked most times to find out several words from me they never heard of that existed in the dictionary. Yet, those words are supposed to be theirs. Na so we see am.
Have you ever met with the Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka? And what’s your opinion of him?
Professor Wole Soyinka is an international personality. It’s either you have met him personally or by reputation. He is a great man and I enjoy reading him anytime, any day.
Can you ever be caught speaking what many would consider as normal English?
I speak in plain Ceasers language or what you call the normal language and let me tell you that I will hold my own even in pidgin conversation. No just try me at all at all o.
What is your take on the ongoing crisis in the PDP?
The crisis in PDP? All I can say is that I join some people to dey laugh o and he be like say my laugh go tay well well o.
Are you likely to contest for a political office?
I am still in politics, serving the good and amiable people of Edo State. Being the Chief of Staff to the comrade governor is in itself an art of daily political engineering.
Do you look forward to developing your own dictionary?
My own dictionary? I have never really given that a thought, but there is a young man in one of our universities who travelled all the way to meet me in Benin. His doctoral thesis is on “Obahiagbonism as a style of language.”
How many dictionaries do you read a day and how often do you read dictionaries?
I have read and still do read a vaudeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black’s Law Dictionary to Encarta and from Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. I developed my corpus of vocabulary by reading omnivorously. I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers.
You seem to mix English with other languages…
On mixing of languages; that comes with reading omnivorously. You cannot but pick these words here and there if you have an audacious reading culture.
Is any of your children like you?
My children are still growing but I petition the celestial choir and cosmic hosts to give them the gift of kissing the hybla bee.
What is your favourite quote?
One of my favorite quotes is from the sapiential mind of the late Ikene philosopher, Papa Jeremiah Obafemi Awolowo, when he was quoted as saying that, “the greatest glory is not in never falling but to rise up after a fall.”
Are you planning to contest in 2015?
I always feel flattered and smile with delight when I hear positive commentary on my tenure at the National Assembly and the wish of Nigerians to see me back at the National Assembly. I am humbled but as a student of mysticism, nothing happens in my life by accident. I am a robot in the hands of God and from that point of view therefore, 2015 would take care of itself. All my efforts just now my brother is geared towards complementing the efforts of the comrade governor in the total transmogrification of Edo State which is enough to chew at the moment. Let me however use this opportunity of your question to appreciate my numerous admirers all over the world.
How are you coping with the Governor of Edo State, knowing that the two of you have strong personalities?
When two or more personages are united only by the bonds of rendering service, that in itself becomes an agglutinating fragrance. In any case, I am very clear that Comrade Oshio Baba is the Governor of Edo State and I am his privileged Chief of Staff. So we are working together very harmoniously and in an ambience of conviviality in our unstoppable desire in taking Edo State to the next level.
[Interview culled from Punch Hot Seat]

In General there tends to be no difference, it just happens to be that there are more right-footed players that you see than left-footed so you will obviously think the left ones are more talented because you will see less bad ones. On the other hand you have to recognise that some of the best players today are left footed, it seems to be that left footed players are more talented with their strongerfoot than right footed players and that they are worse with their weak foot. I case you don't get what i am saying think of it like this, 'in the football i have seen, a left footed player is more likely to score from a free kick than a right footed player abut less likely to score with their weaker foot'. I believe an example of this is Robin Van Persie, he has scoredsome of the best goals i have ever seen (with his left foot), at the same time he has missed some of the easiest finishes (either with his right or while attempting to switch to his left). There are countless examples of players with near perfect left feet, Giggs, Messi, David Silva, Raul, A.Cole, El_capo etc.

I wonder how wizkid take dey dia Even he still pass banky w Wia is 2baba Davido

Don Jazzy & Akon Top Richest African Artists, Musicians In 2013– Forbes Magazine
Sept 2nd, 2013 –Don Jazzy & Akon Top Richest African Artists, Musicians In 2013 – Forbes Report
Mavin BossDon Jazzyseems to be doing well after his split with D’banj, his ex Mohit business partner.
According to the latest report byForbes magazineand Channel O musicstation,Akonis therichest African artistin2013followed by Nigerian music producerDon Jazzy.
Check out the rest of the list below.
Top 10 Richest African Artists In 2013
(1) Akon – the founder of Konvict Music, He’s Senegalese-American
(2) Don Jazzy – He is the best African and Nigerian music producer.
DJ is the founder of Mavin records andan ambassador to Loyal Milk, MTN andSamsung.
He has produced songs for Kanye West, D’banj, Beyonce and many others
(3)P-Square ranked best African musicgroup. Featured on Forbes Magazine for Africa twice, sold out concert, presidential guest in at least 5 Africancountries, they fly a private jet.
(4) D’banj
(5) Wizkid
(6) 2face Idibia
(7) Anselmo Ralph aka Angola Prince
( Sarkodie – Ghanian rapper
(9) Ice Prince – BET Award winning artist
(10) Banky W – Co-founder of Empire Music Records, EME.
Don Jazzy is doing very well to have followed Akon in this latest ranking.
Congrats to all of them

Fellaini coentrao MOYES

Stop foolking urself around wit iyanya…he has nothing to offer u except his D*ck so back off girl…Nelson is far better than u SL*T

Iyanya, Yvonne Nelson And I? Mere Publicity Stunt –Tonto Dike
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Nollywood actress, Tonto Dike on a television talk show, Rubbing Minds’ responded to Iyanya, in her reaction to the singer’s statement on same show that he would rather marry Genevieve, date Yvonne Nelson and dust Tonto Dike off.The actress said she wasn’t bothered about what Iyanya said. According to her, she hardly knew Iyanya and only loved him as a fan.
“It is surprising when I tell people that I don’t really know him. I have met him just once or twice, and I don’t know him. Although I admire his work, I like him and love him as a fan. I don’t know him personally.
“I don’t come out to defend myself; I think people just take advantage of that. I think it was a publicity stunt actually. I did not enjoy it, why would I enjoy the publicity? It is not like I am enjoying it. I saw him last in London when I fell on the stage. My hosting his event in London was all part of the publicity, theyjust keyed in. It was money; it was work,” she said.

2013 NEA Awards Winners List Out As Olamide GrabbedThe Big Seat
Nigerian Entertainment Awards took place in New York yesterday September 1st and hosted by Basket Mouth. The Nigerian entertainment personalities were in attendanceas the event kicked starts with performance from Sean Tizzle, Dammy Krane, Olamide, Phyno and more.
Here is the winners list of NEA 2013!
BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR
YBNL – Olamide
HOTTEST SINGLE OF THE YEAR
Kukere – Iyanya
BEST NEW ACT OF THE YEAR
Burna Boy
GOSPEL ARTIST/GROUP OF THE YEAR
Sammy Okposo
BEST POP/R&B ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Davido
BEST RAP ACT OF THE YEAR
Ice Prince
MUSIC PRODUCER OF THE YEAR
Spellz
MOST PROMISING MALE ACT
Endia
MOST PROMISING FEMALE ACT TO WATCH
Emma Nyra
BEST INTERNATIONAL ARTIST
JJC
BEST INDIGENOUS ARTIST/GROUP
Olamide
BEST COLLABO
Ghost Mode – Phyno & Olamide
BEST LEAD ACTRESS IN FILM
Rita Dominic
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN FILM
Ali Nuhu
BEST FILM DIRECTOR
Tunde Kelani (Maami)
BEST TV SHOW
Big Brother Africa
PAN AFRICAN ACTOR
John Dumelo
PAN AFRICAN ACTRESS
Nadia Buhari
WORLD DJ
DJ Bayo (UK)
BEST COMEDIAN
Basket Mouth
ENTERTAINMENT PROMOTER
Coko Bar
RADIO ON AIR/TV PERSONALITY
Freeze – Cool FM
TV PERSONALITY
Labi Layori
ENTERTAINMENT BLOG
NotJustOk