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ROTFL!!!! Falz haff kee me. " I didn't block der choice dey haff man u, chelsea, psg... lOl

pryme:
At some point I had to cut down on rap music. Cos it turns out Hip Hop/Rap is the only Genre that disrespects the female folks more. You can never here a rap artist call a female {Lady} what you here is "Bitch" "Hoe" now we even have "that hoe over there" (THOT). I did not like this, it was prevelent in rap music.

But what did I know....

It's no news that most of the famous rap artist now where broke asses, and it's no news that most of their girls left them cos they were broke. If you are the type that don't skim thru music you will here this for your self.

Even now that most of these rappers are married they still call ladies "bitches and hoes" cos they know what they are all about.

My bottom line is ladies like you will not have maximum respect from guys, cos they know exactly the kind of woman you are.

Forget the fact that you are beautiful, if Jay-Z can cheat on Beyonce then, I don't know what to say in your case.

Ladies like you have no say when you date a made man. He can take a second wife and there will be nothing you can do about it.

he will tell you, if you don't like it hit the road, of which am sure you won't, rather you will stay back and take the shiit cos there is money. He will keep a side chick and there will be nothing you can do about it, all you can do it nag.

Do you know why? Cos you are just a passenger he picked up in his life journey. You were not there when it all started.

Let me tell you, made men are not stupid (of course you know that), they use what is irrelevant to them (money) and get what is precious to you (your pvssy).

Well I guess you like the feeling of being {used} cos a man is made.

Double thumbs up!!!

bentuzene:
Leave girls alone and establish a life for yourself... (At this point i say OK)

The rest comes naturally. (Oh Lord the word play tho... )

Nice one tho.

Saw thru it 2 ... for her church mind she's smart.

Una doh oh.. I don read practically all the comments for this thread. I honestly need to know the definition of a broke nigga or broke guy??

Wiseandtrue:
Rochas Okorocha ugly die! Must he be on suit ABI na consoblem?

What happened to his traditional outfits .

OP more power to your elbow. It's good to say the truth even if it hurts

.... ROTFL!!! u harsh o.... kai!! Abeg check out Ortom attire

smartty68:
Its quite very unfortunate that these political goons always device ways of making empty promises and manipulating the minds of the masses in believing them during campaigns.

Our biggest problems is that; We Never Learn & Bought Over Easily

Bros... how do you expect a deflated and subjugated hungry man to concentrate talkless learn? Na jazz??

Factfinder1:
Our gullible ladies will never learn .....always after food money and materialism just to compete and slay with empty skulls


And to all the guys who won't go to school or learn a skill so as to earn honestly the end is near for all of you

My dear unfortunately the end ain't even near, this sh**t been playing out for ages. Hope d 1s dat ultimately become der victims can learn & do so fast. But we know better, don't we?

gilgal7:
Majority of all this "show-off"guys cannot Last 2 long straight rounds without sleeping off...if she catch you in hard-core the cucumber go turn flaccid by force and yet she hasn't reach orgasm...especially when she give you wet doggy when the air condition is chilled...the worst would be riding you on reverse-cow-girl...mstchew

Hiaa ehh... kai cold haff really catch me see styles

Benita27:
You must be classless to even attempt fùcking a girl you'd turn off your room light just to satisfy your urge.

To him it's sex not love making, very 2 distinct acts. So it honestly has nothing 2 do with class just raw urge.

NtoAkwaIbom:
Buhari and Lie Mohammed has a lot of things wrong... but this is not one.

GHANA CHARGES ACTORS $1000-$2000 if they want to do any thing in Ghana.

that's like #400000 going in for everything going on there...
not just that, Davido will go and be paying Ghanian girls to dance, Ghanian photographers to snap him, Ghanian film makers make money to make scene..
they pay the scene owners..
they expend lots of money to the foreigners..
and they come back to Nigeria to rip from us and take back to better the lots of Ghanian...or whatever country they do that.

and we will still ask why those countries are better off..while we Attack laudable ideas like these.

I know say lai Mohammed dey furk up like mad.. but this idea make brain.

Agreed some parts of what he said makes some kind of sense no matter how difficult it is for me 2 say, But create an enabling environment na.. haba!! Of all the conducive environment American artists have they still shot some videos abroad so why is ours different. Every time we have to deal with how bereft of ideas our so called leaders are, always majoring in the minor.

otijah:
See this expired artist wey never travel outside before dey bring him own opinion SMH.
Meanwhile I stand with Lai in this one, how many foreign artist don't ever come 9ja shoot video despite we are the giant of Africa.

There is a reset button somewhere in your brain I guess; so if you can find it do CLICK on it. It's really time sensitive.

ZirdoRoray:
This is one of the reasons white are ahead of us, we cannot patiently sit our ass down and try to understand each other so we can move forward instead, we quick to insult people out of aggression especially for people who are different and weird. Despite the controversial nature of Kemi, I must say she is damn intelligence. I'm a medical personnel and I have been following this issue from the beginning and I must say that Kemi is right about that child. Seyi law needs to cool down his pride and act fast in other to save that child from the debilitating effects of diabetes. Believe me diabetes is deadlier than HIV. It is pity we blacks' sense of judgement is easily clouded with emotional reaction/retardiation. We cannot ignore the messenger and concentrate on the message. I hope the seyi laws don't regret this as kemi is showing genuine for that child but it is just that, it came out the wrong. You NLs can say all you want but Kemi is almost always right about things she says. It is just the way she says them. Peace!!

Are u for real? Subtly overlooking a whole lot in this your write up you honestly can't even agree with your own assertion that you are a "medical personnel" as u said, using basic anthropometry define obesity. So if the child were ur patient that is how you would advise her parents abi. D woman is a cyber bully & ur support for her involvement of the child in her petty beef with her parents is distasteful & still shows she has no class.
She is "intelligence" (that's me quoting u) and "It is just the way she says them"... doesn't make any sense. Bro intelligence doesn't give you the right to be CRASS.

bolinjkezzy:
Who send her go abroad for masters...

ROTFL..!!

idu1:



Thank God you have idea.



Do you know how much port harcourt pays?

If u get an offer close 2 50k grab it ie probably in bigger establishments, others dat amount fit get other personal work join.

idu1:
OK you are nursing student. No one ll pay you 110k.




Fresh graduate of general nursing salary is 50-70k in private hospitals.

... lol!!! dat na lagos & abj price oo

folakemigeh:
My girl.. you have been circumcised at birth for not liking BJ and to make matter worse u dont like receiving cunnilingus either

Go ask mum and dad whom among them allowed u to be circumcised

Infinity GBOZZA for u...

[quote author=ericsmith post=58419681][/quote]So you couldn't just hold yourself. Did you really have to reply.. of all he said the reply was ur deduction... SMH

Sylva2147:
sorry, maybe some of us are in the dark, can you please tell us one of his investment you know? point of correction our president. And I want to make it clear to you that I don't belong to any party neither am I a fan of any politician I only judge things the way I see it without any religious, ethnic or tribal bigotry which I believe 90% of naralanders do. Remember we are all human beings and are bound to make mistakes which is subject to be corrected, therefore we should stop criticizing someone who is battling with ailments and blame ourselves for the country's failure because we all contributed in one way or the other whether we like it or not the truth is always bitter.

There was noting tribal or remotely religious about the post... Since he has come back to redeem himself; Score him...? Guess there's no president like him we can as well give him another chance to correct this set of mistakes that's if he has made any in your view. The blame is enough to go round but the point is he wasn't elected for us to blame ourselves it so he can come up with ideas 2 help us with our mistakes like u said & of which he is yet to do.. His ailment is a redundant excuse if he is sick or hiding because he is bereft of ideas he knows what to do & he would be seen as a Great Statesman. So this has noting to do with tribe or religion I could careless about that.

Sylva2147:
All this your grammar and preaching as if when you are given the opportunity to be the president you can do any better. please try and check the record of the past presidents and the head of state of this country and the riches they acquire then you will stop blaming the old man. I know that most Nigerians need a leader who will always give them money and discouraged them from doing any hard work so as to continue to kiss his feet.

And your beloved president didn't enrich himself while in power the 1st time around. Why do u guys keep buying into d hocu pocus of this dudes sainthood. He was s**t the 1st time around & ders no adjective to describe him now..

numericalguy:
BUhari is worse than Hitler.

ROTFL!!! Kai.. e no reach like dat na.

whirlwind7:
Fact.
A fact so obvious to anyone with half a brain, you will have to wonder why his online asslickers, especially here on NL could still summon the courage and shamelessness to support an intellectually bereft relic. You'd think they didn't know how woefully he performed in 1984. It was Tunde Idiagbon who actually did all the job, while Bubu, as the military head of state, took all the glory.

Pardon him for he knows absolutely zilch about running any economy. What about his anti corruption and anti terrorism crusade? If he doesn't have the foggiest idea of demand and supply and market economy, what about his so called integrity that wouldn't permit any thieving politician or any deranged jihadist to walk free?

Ah! Tinubu and his sophisticated brothers have brought such a mess upon us, that it would take a decade to break even from the horrible medieval voodooism mallam Bubu is torturing us with.

If we are to pardon most of the youths who campaigned and voted for an inept Bubu because they were too young to realize how empty he was in 1984, what about the "old cargoes" who were adults back then? The "elders" who retrieved a relic that ought to be consigned to a museum, forced him to wear suits and look presentable, so that lobotomised folks (the ones called zombies) would still vote him into power.

Emmm...the people deserve the sort of leaders they get. Nigerians have shown they are too dense to rise above tribal and religious sentiment to vote a worthy candidate into office.

As at today, Bubu is the best Nigerians can offer. He is the best among all of us, which is why he was made number one citizen. Pathetic!

Thank u Bro...it was De Tocqueville that made the quote.. " In every democracy the poeple get the government they deserve". Thanks again.

See plenty Korofo children... hmmm

Jtmanager:
All of Una way de call am bucket man,
Thunder fire una

LOL...

Wiseandtrue:
It depends. I don't think it's okay.
I have being faced with a similar issue.

In my case, the guy was making advances at me though I am very aware that their relationship didn't work! It was based on character difference anf gynotype tinz but I ignored since the lady in question was a cousin of mine.

So she (my cousin) came to me, no be small thing ooooo I refused even though she insisted that the guy specifically asked for me out of all my cousins

I no gree ooooo because e get as this kind tinz dey work. Gossip dey easy to spread, tomorrow now you go hear say she snatched her sister's husband!

How many people I go explain to
So I no yield ooooo because I know say God go give me MY OWN

This ur scenario is different & it's just creepy..

Thanks for this reply you have said it as it is. Are we really practicing xtianity or religious dogma; little wonder the body of Christ is in disarray.

analice107:
I was born a Catholic. My Dad was also a Knight, he is late now.

As i was growing, i became very inquisitive, asking questions. My questions actually stems from the kind of dreams i was having. I was having dreams of rapture continuously. In Catholic Church, we were taught Pogatory, not Rapture, this kept me curious.
I needed answers, there was no one to talk to, so i started seeking. Just like the Bible said 'He that seeks shall find', I found answers out of Catholic Church, so i left.
Am a Pentecostal now.

But, some years back, a Catholic man came to marry me, here were his conditions.

1. Return to Catholic Church.

2. Go back to your parish, meet your parish priest. explain yourself and apologize.

3. Your Dad will pay up all the dues which have accrued to you from when you left.

4. Then i will marry you in my Church, he said. (Catholic)

With the knowledge of the Bible i now have, i told him no. I saw him[b] as a religious man, not a Christian. In all he said, i didn't see any iota of Christianity in him

Religion is plunging us back into what Christ saved us from. HATE, SELF, MALICE, SEGREGATION, AND HAUGHTINESS. All these are satanic traits.

You see, in [/b]this life, we came alone and we shall go back alone. Don't let Dogma put in place by men, keep you down.

Love is Christ's only message on earth.

Love is the opposite of Pride. Pride is selective, Love is not.

Ask yourself this my dearest, what Law as far as Christ's teachings are concerned, have you defaulted? and what law did your parents who for all their lives have been good Catholics living according her dogmas done to be shunned?

Wait, does Christ shun anyone? If Christ shuns anyone, which of us will even be alive today?

My dearest, let this hang over your head, If you are a Christian, then find out what Christ says about anything before you do them, and if you are right, pls do it irrespective of what people will say, because ultimately, it is Christ who died for you, you owe, not anyman.


Your parents will die, the Anglican Church can bury your Dad. be concern about his soul when he dies, not his carcass which shall remain in the dust.

Shalom.

MaziOmenuko:
And how does your stereotyping an entire race with negative tantrums relate to this thread? Who cares if you visited banana republic or Western Sahara last lunar year? Na waoh!

Person no fit just speak him mind innocently for this forum again without the tribalistic gingoist and bigots mastur'bating everywhere.

Abeg, no spam my mentions again. There are willing bigots like you that are more than willing to engage you.

Astute reply to the imp...

This dude is a clown...

warrah:
Biko explain, how is pregnancy date counted from the last day of the peroiod

It's done via LMP: ie. d day d period started not the day it finished.

kiddoiLL:
C as she be....ogbeni na wetin u carry go house go fvck be dis ?

Lol... konji na basťard, e fit downgrade ur chairmanship in an instant

Lexusgs430:
The driver was drunk on chivita......

ROTFL LWKMD...

hadura29:
Funny man, how would you feel if a stranger calls you an asslicker? Someone that can't even look you in the face on a good day. Abi @madridguy I do bad thing.

I feel u... I personally would be hard-pressed to look the other way. But the lay down was on point.

hadura29:
i am very sure your dp looks better than you do... kiddo... you are too daft to comprehend what he did...

i blame the person that bought data for you... sloth

Jesu!!! Savage... bros u 4 just jump & pass. Not evry nitwit deserves a comment on this forum.