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@loyika
it's aight, let's leave him then
this should have been a forgotten issue if Fergayson did not start complaining about how Gallas escaped punishment
let him enjoy himself and have fun. . .
Henry is still telling the story with his ever-present injury

mo ti lo wa ju , how many more vac days left?

no more realkemmy on nland

overgrown olodo bawoni

aisha2:
Too much Television makes children dumb. ANyone still opposing the motion?

nah, i think, it's not having a bedtime curfew for children that makes them dumb, that when they start watching 18+ movies

efuah:
@eldee. . . chai!

me self tire, no be only you

pahtahkee:


It happened to me also yesterday I think. I was going to post Sensual Seduction when I saw Islander has already done that. So I withdrew from posting. Now I did it to you.

@ topic,
Like this like that by Se:sa feat Sharon Phillips

Mo like Jesu Gan by Midnight Crew

I thought that song was by Dekunle Fuji and Cobhams?

@topic
Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd

that's so not trendy

^{*takes AK88 and shoots her*} seven lives left

@persn
come to my church's prayer and fire night u'll see what u're looking for, but u have to bring candles ooh and u cannot wear shoes, also u have to walk backwards from where-ever u stay

Rockstar- Nickleback

@pahtahkee
my dayz, this is really spooky
swear down yeah, i was coming here to post Rockstar by Nickleback too,
I had already started typing before I saw ur post, my lawd. . .lol

@topic
Rockstar-Nickleback

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

@poster
don't you ever get tired of coming to nairaland to write stories? Infact if you made a portfolio of all these lies you'v come to tell here, hmnn, u could get a job on 'The Sun newspaper' Just look at ur CV


by outlawcum

i enjoy smooshing the boobs than fucking or fingering the pussy. if i'm to offer u a visa to the states only if u are goin to let me smoosh your boobs and u refused only willing to offer me pussy to mess and finger, then i would rather advise u forget about the visa because i enjoy the breast thing, expecially when it gets turgid

Poor grammar

i don't need no likeness from no girl, all i want is sex, sex, sex. because gurly's of this dayz are BUNCH OF WHORES.
GIRLS ARE ONLY IMPORTANT FOR 2REASONS.
1. TO WARM THE BED
2. TO DO THE LAUNDRY AND CLEAN UP DA KIDDOS FAECES.
OUTSIDE THAT, NOTHING MORE.
FUCKER!

Extremely sexist

guys make una listen to this gist o,
i jam one girl 4 airport wey come buy ticket for her mom, she was beautiful when i saw her first on that day. so i approached her and the girl some how gree for me.
we exchanged phone numbers and since then, me and her don dey talk on phone.
i invited her to my house, she tried to raven some creeps to make me think she's not interested in comming, i tried talking to her the more until she agreed to come.
when she came to my house, she was beautiful the more.
but after i took her to my room, we make love together at her first visit, i started losing interest. she no fine for my eyes again, she give me call and i find it difficult to pick, she send text i wouldn't reply. well, i don't know whats goin on with me.
this has been happening to me. i get to meet a girl today and after sleeping with her, i start losing interest.
it wasn't intentional though, its a problem to me which i'm trying to deal with.
need an advice, peace

One minute-man

i have no clue whatsoever as for why some guys would'nt stop suffering themselves because his girl friend disappointed him.
i use to think ladies ain't worth the time because after sex, they've got nothing else to offer.
i'm not trying to be mean ladies, but y'll know that is the truth

there's this girl living next to our building, she comes around only to play with my sister, whenever my sister is not around and i happen to be the only one at home, she would like to make up some topic just to get me talking. well, i'm a good story teller and she likes me for that.
she had been showing me some love interest all this while, but i made one goddamn mistake to have included in my stories that > I WILL NEVER STICK TO MY WIFE TO BE EVEN AFTER MARRIAGE, well, since then, the girl Dey give me gap. and when i try talking to her, she wouldn't feel free to talk me back like how she used to do back in the dayz.

i just wake up this morning the first good morning wey i hear na person wey dey call my phone with a hidden number, when i picked and wan confirm who the person be, it happened to be a voice of a girl . and this girl na the same girl wey be just my friend wey i carry go spend val since my girl friend dey boarding home and no fit come back.
the funniest dust wey this girl yan me na sey SHE DEY BEGIN FEEL SOME PREGY SYMPTOMS ALL OVER HER AND DAT SHE'S AFRAID.
well, i ask her, IS THIS A THREAT?, she no talk.

the funniest thing is that, she be 19yrs old and i'm only 22yrs old so if this gbege happen for real and my folks get to know about it, i will be in a deep shit completely because my old man no go take am easy with me o.
i'm going to take her ass to a hospital so the doctor could experiment on her to see if the claim is for real or lame.
but what if the claim happen to be true nko?,

due to the high rise in an unwanted pregnancy, abortion and diseases, one has to be very careful before u are 6ft certified.
there's this friend of mine who invited me to her house, her folks happened to be very much around as at the time i got there so she suggest we should go to nearby guest house.
and when we got there, she rented an apartment. i knew what she wanted because her dressing had said it all. while we were all alone in the room, i figured the kokolet was very much in the mood so i quickly start off the show by caresin and sucking her breast while she was moaning. just about to nail her, i remembered i ain't got condom to keep the sex safe so i hold back. thought i should run out to see if i could buy a pack of condom from the retailers but she tried convincin me that sex at first attempt wouldn't result to pregnancy and that she loves to have it without condom. but i insisted it got to be with condom or no sex because i can't stand an unwanted pregnancy so i managed to escape without her awareness, about 2 hours later she called, and i told her i'm already at home, then she said i should forget about her for life, but u see, i followed my conscience so i had to run, i don't give a damn about her lust for sex because i don't want to hurt her and myself so the best thing to do was to flee.
so guys make una shy your eyez because this life could be such a bitch sometimes, unwanted pregnancy and diseases is a big threat which you all have to watch out for.
One Love.

With all these your stories, meynne I think ur topics should be moved to the Literature Section

acidrop:
that makes ice a big deal huh?

yep

@topic
skn, comment reserved

@tkb
did u just call arsenal favourites?
haba abeg ohh, pls we don't want trouble, we are underdogs ooh
hmmn, they should even stop seeding us self, it's getting annoying

@chacal
smart one there, thanks to seun for the quote tool

nah, the chelski i saw yesterday cannot win the champions league
they can't win nuffin, besides i don't see why drognelka cannot play together
afterall, they both speak french. . .
who knows, if they form a good bond, maybe drogba will stay

Guchis:
"No one of us is more important than the rest of us" - Roy Kroc

hmnn. . . it did'nt really make sense at first, i get it now. . .it's like take one for the team innit?

@topic
You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say Matin Luther King

nope

no


r u online?

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Oscar Wilde

erm, u suceeded in doing just that

^{*starts to sing*} i smel p***y is that u dark

@ib
olorigbeske, so wapa? day 2 going, 3 more days to go

Chacal:
@ Chacal,

If United don't win anything. . . . . . . We still have the TREBLE to chase.
What have y'all got to chase. . .AC Milan is dumping u in this round and the Prem is still a 3 horse race.
Guess what? Fab4 might not play tonight as he got crocked by Eboue while training.

bruv why're u replying urself

@poster
link please

^{*reads:he's back, he's black, he's. . .*} hisssssssssssss

@chacal
na wa for u ooh, pls make sure u go easy this time

@islander
don't come blaming me for ur tiredness tomorrow

@Emeka
ehn, why u dey disturb esco, you want make we hold conference to deport you from naija

@ib
u know my b-block niggas got ur back. . .brap brap

err. . .that's jackal's fault

@toperokoy
so u even had time to reply that kind of freshly spawned ejaculation?

You and Chacal speak your minds all the time, and 70% of folks on Nairaland think its "Bunkum"   

The other 30% are Scummies, who use you both as shields to defend their lack of footie knowledge 

If you hate Myles so much, start your own blog, at least Akinlabi has his  been there, don't see much, but respect him for the views he expresses.

We all await, I-MAN'S BLOG ZONE!!

lmao. . .so true, some just chat sh*t and wait for them to come out to defend

Personally, I hate Palmer, the dude always goes out of the way in dissing us, he's like a MOTD in Arsenal stands.

@Jarzinho
You're welcome my brother,  know we're always here to support you.
Ehen, remember to stop by to get the list of emergency numbers like, FBI, CIA, SWAT, Interpol, Metropolice, Fire Department to mention a few. . .

@mr pataki
why's your name not on that list?

Wedding Planner - Pahtahkee _{aka Mr Pataki}

@loyika
I totally understand where u're coming from
it's true the english fotball culture doesn't encourage showboating but you have to agree with me that it is gradually creeping in
unlike the old days when you go to parks and see children just shooting the ball into the sky, now  see them trying to do the Joe Cole and C Ronaldo thingy
Fine, when the EPL was 71% English, every one was into the kick-and-follow game
but with the influx of the foreigners, new ideas are being introduced
just look at the idea of playing EPL matches abroad, it was unthinkable about five years ago

An analyst on Metro once said football changes faster than any other culture in England, english people have come to accept it as part of football
Jay-jay wowed the fans with his tricks when he had a piece of almost every Arsenal player, he got accolades the next month
when henry did hid his own against Boro last two seasons, he was praised profusely


@jackal
I think Nani's case was highlighted because it was a top-derby and the revenge from Gallas and Flamini

One less were on nland _{if infobaba goes, then we'll be free}

@ib
hisses back in chinese

@topic
Emeka Anyasi?