₦airaland Forum

@Uzzy
ssup babes bin to ur forum
the personal message thingy is tite though

@adesuwa
where u bin
so u rep naija init?
for the val date, hmmn
i'll get back to u on when u'll fit my schedule

@ib
i'm cool hun, today was fun, met up with ma pple from chinese to the O2's vue cinema, i feel so back to life, hmmn
i swear i won't look for anyone's trouble today

and the startreck pic. . .lol, i saw one episode of enterprise this evening. . .

@ogre
ssup bro, where u bin?

@topic
fat cheeks

ibkaye:
don't like london

yeah, i know how annoying london can be but when i go for hols in manchester, it gets so freakin boring. . .
even when u have trips to catch, everywhere's so far
london is the sh*t hun
evry other place is just there
swear down yeah i'm not spending any uk hols outside london again



@shaka mc
i'm not that much of a clubber but i could bet on one fact
Entyce is crap, believe me u don't want to go there if ur a chick
them Tasty boys(yahoo guys that hang out arround tastee restaurant) have no ounce of respect for ladies

i think them westend clubs are better, my older's birthday was in one of them clubs,
it felt so good to see the trouble makers barred from entering

@ib
sum asian pips been givin me a crash course

pls ooh, leave me let me love in peace

@topic
u want more?

@uzzy
your own don pass be careful

@sly
ssup

kachi ma so chon long?

@ib
y'alrite, how was ur day?
hope u din't do some library sneaking today. . .


pls now, bring ur startreck pic back

i tried so hard in bed last nite

ditch(aint taking 50's remnant)



nas

err, erm, u know, u see i can explain
it's not that, don't see it from that angle
u know how we do our thing now

@barr
i don't know but did u huave to describe urself
supa ugly, mentally deranged, retarded, pervert


i think some bad karma's after me, for me to start my ay conversing with this psychoward closed-file retard. man it's obvous that the concept of sleep will be difficult for ur deranged brain but some of us have better things to do now. . .may ur solution arrive quickly. . .bornfool

@uzzy
no this is a lil different
uzor has common sense


i've got to go now
get sum sleep urself,
i'll talktoya 2morrow
_{where the eff is the hug emoticon}

@ barr
dude, u just confirming ur psycho nature now
is this how desperate u are to see my pic

this ur poor reverse psychology will not take you anywhere man
if ur looking for sumn to self-service on then u met the wrong bloke
as everyone knows i don't go about opening threads to beg pple
and about e-dates. . .man, do i have to explain everthing to ur IQ level
E-DATES ARE NOT REAL!!!!
no adresses, no area codes no messanger buzzes nuffin
dude u need a shrink man
ur life's a waste

@kateflow
err. . .i can explain, it's not what u think

stupid macko-jacko is on the prowl again
so want me to write their names for u so u go about harassing them, PERVERT!!!!
and as the fool i know u are, u might go and open another date request thread with a reduced age
shame on you

@uzzy
even if u want to join a new forum, u don't need to get banned

@kateflow
ssup babe no 3
hope ur getting ready for our e-date

damn. . .did i just miss the part this scarecrow said sumfin about my looks
hmmn, i don suffer ooh
see this perve that cant even get a real life date, hmmn
seems ur problem is not really ur iq, i think ur mirror is the first thing u should attend to
in the uk pple like you would have been sentenced to life in isolation by gordon brown
looking at you nairaland should be tagged 14-horror. . .scarecrow

@uzzyan
ok let's go to ur thread but is there a way u can stop this sucker from coming over?
err. . . like an iq test before registration. . .it will really help a lot

@uzzy
u ain't scared, babes
ur calling seun a perv
hmmn, that ur forum, how sure are u that old dumbasses like that dude won't come over?
remember there was once a time that there were not this many jackasses on naraland

@barr
eeya, i don't know, but is it her fault she decided not to abort you?
she took a good decision but it's turning out to be a big mistake
a pervert like you on the loose, then the kids are in trouble. . .

told u the angel u know is better than the one u don't know. . .lol

u see why ur life will always be stagnant, a well meaning brother is trying to tell u to respect ur old age but u are just too desperate to call ur mother a fool for raising you, i seriously shed tears for you . . .hmmmn

@uzzy
it's u i pity ooh
i wonder how u manage to meet all these gay mofos that think the internet is the best way to expose thier stupidity

@barr. . .
the last time i checked there were over 150 thousand pple on nland, this is not the best plce to show the world why you should have been aborted

@barr
dude, ok let me get it straight to you, i long to see a nairaland devoid of imbeciles like you, that is not only beneficial to me but  to all nairalanders in general. . .and with them pics like urs, how do u expect nigeria to attract tourists

@sly
as u can see i'm trying my best to avoid the dude but he can't just seem to stop mentioning my name.

lol. . ._{*shakes head*}
so what did u expect me to do now, run and go and start uploading my pics from my pc and facebok to show u that i'm all that. . .nah i'm beyond that level
and i'm also beyond the level of creating topics on the section that ur looking for girls of ages 19-25, no. . .i ain't no perv bro. . .

spawn of satan

lol. . .
1. . .name calling is a low even at ur level
2. . .i'm not going to finish another nland career now, i'm not just in the mood


@sly
ssup

barrduga:
with three more of yours satan will rise up to claim his bastard son


and since you look stupid let me explain in simple terms, that means -you-

eeya, that's all u could still do, dude don't you have another life apart from sweating on nairaland girls, or do u want to keep humiliating that ur username that's scarier than ur profile picture

i'm telling you, with three more of ur pics, seun will ban profile pictures on nairaland. . .

i'll take that like u didn't just diss me cus
1)i dissed u first
2)that was too weak so i'm giving u another chance

nland guys
next time u want to ask a chick out and u look like that dude in barrduga's profile, err. . .i got and advice for u,  DONT!!!  

_{chei, dis guy will diss my ass out ohhh}

@barrduga
more evidence

barrduga:
by the way i dey on my knees dey ask you this.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=105466.msg1848895#msg1848895

a quote and a link guess u neva tot i'll dig it up but, it's just the mood, hehehehe

kokoro ton jefo, ninu efo lowa- the insect that eats a plant resides in the plant

err. . .u opened a thread for her and she came to announce that she was single. . .

@barrduga
i don't know if she does it always, but she dropped a point and u dropped a baseless comment. to me that warrants what u got

at last

i told u so