Lolachef:
Are you a gay or yahoo?

Neither

Na the story whey I wan hear make me wan turn gay?

Lolachef:
I still prefer a yahoo to gay.not judging sha.my experience with my bestie den ehennn��i never knew he was one until the day we went to chill out in one hotel to drink.

Abeg make I hear small tory

Happy birthday

slivertongue:


simply say ur mind- nepotism

But the said pilot isn’t even a northerner

Connection

Alignment

Change

Lolachef:
100% sure the ill doings be say the guy naa asshole fucker.

I feel say na yahoo sha

Just here wondering if being a philanthropist is now a title cos...

iammo:



Who ever murders an innocent man automatically inherits all the curses and sins of the murdered victims


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Lol, if he’s innocent... how come murderer would inherit his sins considering he haven’t sinned cos he’s innocent

References:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/breaking-nafdac-approves-pfizer-biotech-covid-19-vaccine-for-use-in-nigeria/amp/

If this “news” is recent then these people are very stupid
The world is moving at such a high speed to either approve or disapprove these vaccines and our country is only approving it now

I think they just approve it just to stay on the news

Karlovych:
From all of us at vulturebbqrillz we thank you our darling daddy Jubril Mamadou Al Sudani Bouhari, the Dullard of Daura Emirate for this wonderful masterpiece. Only short sighted people can't see the good work you are doing for the country
Sai Baba
Sai 4+4
Sai change

Without accusing me of being a buharist because I’m not... we shouldn’t exaggerate things in our attempt to show he’s a total disaster..
We know he is a disaster but a small loaf of bread is certainly not 500 naira, the buhari price of that is 120 naira and the sachet of water isn’t 50 naira yet, it’s 50 naira for 3 sachets and finally I very much believe electricity has improved since buhari..

Let’s be factual

festacman:
I think this should be a simple matter if you know what you want. Draw a line. Boldly but clearly tell her you want her be your girlfriend and that any other relationship will be emotionally upsetting for your mental health. And that you really want the special place in her heart. If she turns you down, then she doesn't like you. Move on bro.

This is what I always do, nobody can put me in a friends one except I allow it
You have the right to reject my offer to date, I have every right to reject your offer of friendship

1 babe said we can be friends, she’s dating this serial cheater.. she would complain about him every day
I just told her I don’t have the shoulder you want to be crying on, goan find another person
Walked out and never spoken since then...
op if you don’t want friendship it’s ok... na relationship u want, know exactly what you want and stick to it

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Jorussia:
If you don't mind,tell us what happened.

I modified my comment to reflect what happened

This is not entirely true
Although I can’t possibly speak on what happened at idogbo but I’m very aware of what transpired at Sapele road bypass..

According to several eye witnesses, an Edo person stole a bike from those northerns and they caught him then burnt him (something Edo boys carry out everyday) but the people in the area got angry and confronted the Hausas
With temper rising, The indigenes attacked the Hausa people who were mostly bike riders and also do odd jobs around those communities

I was told by a bus conductor that their bikes were “moved” by the boys and they also burnt some bikes too

I’m just happy all those happened at night and so the casualties weren’t much

Something I also notice is that the people are spoiling for blood...
The government of buhari at the center has practically placed a target on all northerners in southern Nigeria

Funny enough there’s an army checkpoint around where this thing happened but the soldiers instead of calling for backup brought out their phones to record the incident

LMS1:
Da! The Hustle Is Real!
But Why Do People Believe They Can Use Voodo To Hypotise Victim Some Thousand Miles Away?
Why Not Hypotise Your Network Providers First So They Give U Free Unlimited Data.I Mean The Vodoo Should Work In Anything Not Just Clients!
But Hell No!, The Vodoo Cant Even Tell U When Interpol Has Keep Track On You!
So Your Vodoo Is #SENSELESS!

I just feel these things are photo ops... as e dy trend dem go dy do more..
Same thing with eating human shit and people kept that up until it died down
Then they came up with pants... nobody hears of that anymore

All these things aren’t real
Or at least I don’t believe the nonsense show

femi4:
MRI is not flawless. Nigeria won two U17 tourney even after MRI was introduced. The preparation for the competition is poor, hence selection of the best set of players wasn't done thoroughly

No it isn’t that, I heard/read they changed the criteria for the scan this time, they made it the highest grade possible because the previous MRI grade 3 was not adequate... dem still dy use older players
They even made a rule once competition starts and they testing again and 1 of your players proves to be over aged, they would disqualify the team which happened to Togo the host nation

If Na the previous grade for MRI, u for dy see dem Stanley okoro for field... dis way, real 17 years old na they play this ball so and if you b 17 but u get old man bones, wahala for u o

MRI forcing the NFF to play actual under 17 boys is what I love to see.. if they can’t rely on 80 year old Stanly Okoro to cheat their way to the cup..
Maybe, just maybe they might finally decide to invest in real age grade tournaments

But knowing Naija administrators.... they’ll just focus on foreign based players
They rather die that do actual work

Join Cele or those white garment churches


You’ll still be able to marry 2 wives as a Christian and clean fine babes join sef... come still educated join

For once in your life, you can actually eat your cake and still have it

LordFarquaad:
I nearly thought that was a live cow behind you.

Until you pointed it out... I honestly thought it was

Unclekayfarms:

Baba is not used by Bini is more like Ipa

Epa is used loosely for an elderly man... binis call their father baba

Hello everyone, I just want to buy an iTunes card for personal use
Is there anyone who’s selling?

Who got iTunes card for sale?

MrTAnonymous:
10 Celebrities Who Changed Just One Thing About Their Looks And Became Exceptionally Attractive (PHOTOS)


As we all know celebrities and stars do not usually keep the same look. They sometimes change their hairstyle, haircut and even its colour.
This is because they often try to experiment with their looks for one occasion or the other and see which one best suits them. However, for a total transformation, some of these celebs just have to tweak something small to change their whole appearance.

Here are celebrities who changed one thing about their looks and became way more attractive.

#1. Falz

#2. Koredo Bello

#3. Adekunle Gold


#4. Nancy Isime


Incase you don't know na me talk

Lol, I doubt if Falz and Adekunle Gold is “more attractive” with their looks

I think they were better off with the previous looks

Emarvel:

They should take over that University first

The university in his village is government owned

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright...
Oshiomhole, Kabaka, ize Iya mumu, captain hosa, tinubu and APC don't know what they have put their hand into
I told you all obaseki is gonna coast to victory... uhunwmode my local government of origin nor dey fuckkk up...as am typing now i dey my village.....and i also say a big thank you to the whole of esan land

Obaseki my real niggarrr


Ambode is a pussy asss niggarrr...with no balls...

If not for security reasons and police and SARS wahalar shebi i for disclose my location immediately i leave my village enter Benin city make we real niggarrrs for Nairaland meet in Benin city make we drink enough bottles and smoke enough weed

My niggarr Slawormir congratulations