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kennytidistar: [GARRI (x7)]

The roads being built are for liberians.... Abi??



Na wa ooo.... Early morning "IGBO" is dangerous....

what is your problem with "IGBO" are they not Nigerians?

why are u fast in passing judgements,did he used the word igbo for a tribe?the igbo he meant is cannabis

Hassan11: Which of these did u do when u were a child?
1. Mix garri in ur beans porridge?

2. Crack bone and suck out d marrow?

3. Finish food first b4 eating the meat?

4. Put tea or water and sugar in d freezer to turn to ice block and call it ice cream?

5. Dip ur drug inside garri or Eba to enable it to pass thru ur throat without touching your tongue?

6. Write ur name on a piece of paper and slot it inside ur pen 4 identification.

I did everything as a child expect no 5,infact I still relish mixing garri with beans

I don dey chop garri since 198. My eyes bright like halogen and my skin dey glow like snake skin,garri ijebu has been the best for drinking from time immemorial I often package it for my brother in uk,I'm the best person to ask abt ijebu garri as an ilaje guy,it is incomparable with garri igbo ABI is it not that yellow tasteless garri?abeg no dey compare poison with better food o,me loves garri ijebu with eja dindin

I was at the scene yesterday,see as I run like fowl Wey see hawk enter Adisa akintoye take join demurin,it was barbaric

Gifts?hun dey there dey wait for gift o,the best I can give a babe is akpako and maybe moimoi afterall e dey inside wrapper though na leaf

'''''''sighs and wipes face'''''' I support the igbos let them go and be a nation,they have suffered enough it is like they are not part of Nigeria,if they had been allowed to go they would have been a nation of inventions,truth be told I love them cos they are creative though I remain odua tokantokan

This thread has lost its glory,how does a show of affection publicly educates us?so tey e come reach front page all our mods are perfect in doing is to ban peeps

Nurry: What I still don't understand is the fact that MTN has deteriorated and some pple still stick to the network when there are other choices.
MTN jazz u ni? Switch over abeg

switch over to what?answer me my friend,is it to eti nonsense or unreliable glo or fluctuating airtel abeg frre me jo they all the same buh MTN is the best

If I like I attend,if I like I stay for house rsvp or not I no dey miss parry o I dey like party food wella

Kanakana in my dialect

iamswizz: Maybe he knows he is impotent

ah! ah!very blunt and straight,I love peeps like u,u just hit d nail on d head kpo!ehn but u seem to forget it is hard to find genuine things these days even children now have chinko as in china made

''''''''looks around'''''lost''''''tears page

Shit una don close sha I wan take bottle o

k2039: Yes, I believe you should wait.
Virgin till marriage.

''''''shakes k2039...rolls fist and hits hard''''''no be u them dey FK for that warri video Wey dey moan ..power enter...u come dey form virgin for here abeg commot ur loose labia for my screen idiota virgin nko flagyl ni ahan una dey think say guys dey mumu?

berem: Whaaat! Did I hear Lizard? Dammit! I hate that creature! "Pukes and Runs out of thread"

hmmmmm lizards yummy yummy I love lizard with egusi soup

byvan: Cheating Bfs will grow,cheating husbys are a waste of space and should be Aluurized.

.....hugs byvan and jabs with d knee below..........99% percent of married men have cheated and will cheat on their partners,this includes pastors and the likes,its just a matter of been adventurous,I love fat ladies and I can't imagine myself dating a skinny babe,if by chance it happens I'll surely cheat cos I've gotta eat somefin that satisfy me,cheating is innate for all humans it is not for men alone

toprealman: My government will NEVER negotiate with militants!

''''''rolls sleeves oya tell us ur country if u are proud....

shymexx: If your father was half as brave as my pops, then maybe, I would read your rant...

When my pops picked up a gun and fought to keep Nigeria as one as a teenager(despite being from one of the most popular families in Lagos at that time), your father was probably in his village hiding like a scared biatch...

Fvck off and stop trying to be like me, prick...

''''''''takes cane (atori) whips shymexx mercilessly...... had to do it cause u used the F word unusual of a true bred yoruba

[quote author=acidosis™]see your mouth like o-u-c-h.. ashawo[/quote]

[quote author=acidosis™]see your mouth like o-u-c-h.. ashawo[/quote]ur balls must be small like pebbles lwkmd....touching acidosis balls.....mtchew see as he soft like fufu

fairygeh: ooouch,Wtf*kicks his balls so hard*

ouch!can't imagine the pain

[quote author=Mynd-44]As if you don't do it[/quote]are u sure u are not a minor?.....smacks mynd buttocks......run to ur mama kids shouldn't be here

[quote author=Mynd_44]Does that mean your body is not fresh?[/quote]another fellow just got mad!

karl max: They actaully called BUHARI as one of their Negotiators is it not clear now that buhari and all those mentioned as negotiators are their sponsor.

u are a dyslexic,do u need anybody to tell u that buhari,ibb and the rest are the true boko haram

Open o close o hunhun all I know is I love my GF but I still dey bleep babes wella for outside don't be quick to judge me cos ur guy is not a saint

I hate freakazoids next time she freaks out take her to ur car and give her a freaking FK

Step2002: ...breath in...out...in...out,here's a glass of cold water,it will help

thanks jawe

Phew!very interesting and action packed pls when will the part 2 be premiered

Why them no tell us the ransome na?I wan know if them worth am at all so I go fit abduct mukina or Seun come put ransome for their head