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Politics › Re: How Can A State Governor Look Like This by Elebiju: 7:51am On Sep 07, 2012
emilyone: this na photoshop
do u even know what a photoshop is?have u ever seen the interface at all?cos I don't expect someone who knows abt picture editing to rant abt this
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Elebiju: 7:20am On Sep 07, 2012
callydon: Yes!
But then it means U must be an Alien. Am I RIGHT?
N̶̲̥̅̊Ø̲̣̣̥ but do u know d first alien was ur grandfather?
Politics › Re: Bill Clinton Bowing Down For Obama [PIC] by Elebiju: 5:24am On Sep 07, 2012
akereconfi: Photoshop ni......take a look @ obama'z leg......abi naa azonto him wan dance....

I see so many Photoshop trash makin frontpage these days.......all these Mods
why don't u confirm first at least there is a link for u to click,do u have to call d mod's attention to ur morbid assessments,if dem ban u now for derailing d topic u will start crying foul,on my part i'm sorry for derailing
Crime › Re: Man Killed For Ritual By Childhood Friends by Elebiju: 5:17am On Sep 07, 2012
afam4eva: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/national/satanic-friends-victim-lured-to-ritual-death-by-childhood-friends/
this is what happens when every street becomes a village,with d exception of ikare akoko and akungba akoko the remaining akoko hamlets which are streets of course should be merged
Crime › Re: Man Killed For Ritual By Childhood Friends by Elebiju: 5:15am On Sep 07, 2012
shymexx: Hmmmm.... Scared of Nigeria and Nigerians. lipsrsealed

I don't think I can live in Nigeria, the mentality is medieval and backward - and a look at NL shows most Nigerians are twisted in their thought process... When they're not indoctrinated zombies spewing garbage in, garbage out crap they saw on TV, and showcasing their best imitation of the western world - they act like weirdos... I don't understand Nigerians and the Nigerian state of mind...

God help Nigeria!! sad
Nigerians don't bloody care abt ur thoughts,we are survivors and can hold on to anything to survive at least i'm safe where I know I can't be killed cos of my blackberry or wallet by a 14yr old boy,u can't understand our state of mind cos the price of garri is paramount
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Elebiju: 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2012
Thank me: What will i witness nd experience b4 i clock 150 huh. Will i get raptured wiv Godcry cry cry.
d price of garri will soar to unattainable heights and God will leave u for been so selfish ah ah 150yrs
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Elebiju: 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2012
naturalwaves: Wen will Seun develop an app for Nairaland?
Wen will Nairaland hit 1 million membership base?
Wen will Nigeria win d world cup?
Wen will Mikel score an EPL goal?
Wen will Galaxy Tv stop looking for vacancies?
Wen will Nigeria stop making up the numbers at d olympics?
He is too busy banning teamgarri
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Elebiju: 3:20pm On Sep 06, 2012
Emusan: who are dose ppl who shake hand in Nokia fone huh
me and SEUN on the independence of teamgarri, sexkillz is always in d background press pause d next time ur phone starts up and u will see him dinking garri with kulikuli,me loves Garri and eja dindin
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Elebiju: 2:48pm On Sep 06, 2012
N̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥.....do ur parents have it?
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 1:43pm On Sep 06, 2012
ujchief: amnesty ke, militancy ni! U guys need mental re-evaluation by a renown psychiatrist b4 bein integrated into the Nl civil society. Hahahaha, just jokin oh
that kind joke fit kill u o we are in a delicate situation here and u think its all a joke,abeg make una hold this guy down make I rain garri for him belle with kulikuli,Me loves garri with Eja dindin
Food › Re: What Food Is Your Town Or State Known For? by Elebiju: 4:19pm On Sep 05, 2012
Marugbo with fresh fish and pupuru,ogbulale, igbaba with Yam,igbaba with GARRI and finally GARRI with fish hmmmmmm me loves garri and eja dindin AYEMAFUGHE
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 4:04pm On Sep 05, 2012
plendil: [img]http://3.bp..com/-puYQhU5m-x4/TgYNVuBsRbI/AAAAAAAAAzA/3iSKvgW4SzE/s1600/DSC05074.JPG[/img]
OMO see better food ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊ Ơ̴̴̴͡k.̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥‎⌣ yummy yummy garri with epa and chicken mama Mia me loves garri and eja dindin
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Funke Akindele 'Jenifa' As A Baby by Elebiju: 3:07pm On Sep 05, 2012
kcreal: Make una no throw insults on me, I fine pass Funke nobi boost. When beauty is calculated in percentage, I dey 97% while Funke dey 42%.
If you doubt it, go to my FB page you will find out. Drive yourself into the bottomless pit if you no like my comment.
i'm sure u are fine babe sake of garri and eja dindin but u go fine wella if u join kulikuli and epa Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°º≈throwayº°˚ ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberryº°˚ cry =)) ˚ºinside water°˚ ˚°º≈=))=))come dey dance Azonto°˚ ˚°ºAzonto
ƪ cry ʃ. ƪ *nerd* ʃ. ƪ =)) ʃ.
. . . . ≤¯≥. ≤¯≥. ≤¯≥ °˚ ˚°. Me loves garri and eja dindin
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Funke Akindele 'Jenifa' As A Baby by Elebiju: 3:02pm On Sep 05, 2012
ambrosini593: Isn't she beautiful?
see sure babe o,na garri make A̶̲̥̅♏ fine like this o me loves garri and eja dindin
Romance › Re: Women’s Most Hated Pet Names by Elebiju: 2:40pm On Sep 05, 2012
I call my best girlfriend TREASURE and the second one TICKLES
Romance › Re: Women’s Most Hated Pet Names by Elebiju: 2:37pm On Sep 05, 2012
onila: I like when guys call me BIT.CH! its kind of gangstar smiley

aggressive sexiness kiss
hmmmmm u've got style BIT.CH and I love it,u are a true African BIT.CH
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 2:01pm On Sep 05, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I dey come. . . Make i drink this garri finish.
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N̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y try to feel among them say make u pledge ur loyalty u d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y yearn lobbishly, abeg make una hold this guy down make I slap garri for him mouth
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 1:29pm On Sep 05, 2012
[quote author=J.Sparrow]20 pages and still counting on this garri matter. Feel this garri gang should pack and go and launch garriland.com[/quote]why don't u lead us,I know it is easy to open ur beak and chirp lobbishly,abeg make una scatter garri for ground make sparrow chop.
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 12:25pm On Sep 05, 2012
olabiz2010: WTF!....You guys should stop this bu!!sh!t mehn, do you think Seun can not differentiate from is right hand to his left hand. He is only using this thread to generate more traffic to his site, this is what they called Marketing Gimmick and you can still call it Reverse Psychology. This is just mid-day and we are already in 19pages. If this topic/thread will no benefit Seun, trust me you would have seen big red stamp called THREAD CLOSED. You people should wake up!
ehn garri go soon congest the site now
NYSC › Re: New Directive In Force On Posting Of Corpers by Elebiju: 12:21pm On Sep 05, 2012
gboss4sure: 1. Don't Make Seun Angry.

2. Don't Make Mukina or any of the mods Angry especially Mukina.

3. Don't mention *Garri*

If you can keep to these 3 rule you are good to go
dem be God aßℓ̊ garri N̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ be food?
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 12:09pm On Sep 05, 2012
r231: power corrupt undecided undecided

are you serious on NL

boss you need to go through my posts
bro I don't support that o,r231 is a plain dude I can vouch for him
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 12:07pm On Sep 05, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Knock yourself out. . . Besides, how will your song affect the price of garri?
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humour me, we N̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ fit like u as long as this forum exists u are a self declared enemy of the garri team.Me loves Garri with Eja dindin
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 11:44am On Sep 05, 2012
abifoluwa: Dude i will like to let you know as the lord over local foods and the duke of garri land, u re really dull for banning my I.D donlittle
and trust me, u cant win, i repeat, u cant win against me.
what do u expect from a cafe sleeping dude who knows nothing except banning I wonder how much he takes home with this stupid job he cherish
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 11:33am On Sep 05, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]The day you like me is the day i die. . . So pls, roll up your likeness, and shove it!

I don't need it. . . Never have, never will!
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if an interview had been conducted in the selection of mods i'm sure this thing would have qualified for nairaland garri hawker cos u lack the maturity to mod a large forum like this, the mods I see on other sites are more matured and understanding wo ban me if u like me don't care but I know I'll have d opportunity to shove dry garri down ur throat someday with cold eba up ur arse #TeamGarri
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 11:14am On Sep 05, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]You are a liar. None of the comments you made on this thread was hidden. I just checked your profile. You went to the Job section and made a comment about garri. You were wrong for doing that.

Stop playing the victim here.
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u dare call ne a liar then woe betides the mod that hid the garri pix I uploaded earlier check page 13 nothing in this world can make me like u sexkillz sogbo
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 11:02am On Sep 05, 2012
Seriously the mods here need a kinda orientation can u imagine they hid my post abt garri even in a garri thread wo Mr and Mrs mods na banning I d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y wait for UP GARRI TEAM
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 10:52am On Sep 05, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I proclaimed my love for garri before you were born. . .
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me don't like this sexkillz one bit,abeg make una free me make I shove dry garri.with fish bone down him throat
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 10:49am On Sep 05, 2012
Sunbellar: NOW I JOIN THE GARRI NAIRALANDERS CLUB! WHAT ABOUT YOUhuh?
me too abeg where dem d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y obtain form?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When Your Boss Refuses To Pay Your Salary? by Elebiju: 10:46am On Sep 05, 2012
I go shove dry yellow garri with bony fish down him throat
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 10:26am On Sep 05, 2012
I love garri with eja dindin

Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Elebiju: 10:14am On Sep 05, 2012
ujchief: seun isnt impeding ur freedom of speech, the rule is simple, 'dont derail a thread'. If u want to discus about ur food item, open a thread and fire down. The mods arent banin u for mentioning gari, they're baning u for derailing a topic.
I don't understand ur quote o "don't derail a thread"shey dem force u make u quote any garri comment ni aßℓ̊ u wan make them force garri down ur throat with eja dindin

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