whatevs

see as desperados full this thread

talentless jokers noisemakers vying for votes

@ Dani, why not make the nomination process fairer? i.e giving people the choice to nomimate more than 1 person? 

I can  think of a couple of class acts. . . e.g Yinkalink, Okia Juju, KDK, e.t.c

Idowuogbo:

Wot are we voting 4 dis cabarn don dryyyyyyyy now last year we had people flooding in, we run am sotey people dey slam body for floor.

well said sister - couldn't have said it better! 

Ajibel:

Studry cfr- the chap tries a lot unfortunately his jokes don't reach the 21st century standards
Jokepot- he has lost his humorous sense and cuz he has sold his soul to women, he doesn't deserve a mention
Lilkech- always fond of deviating, the thread says best joke poster and not best etc poster, therefore lilkech no qualify
Obiotu- we don't need attention seeking posters who have nothing to offer but instead stale jokes of their intimate past.obi is an example
Bingo 'pig' bushgbo- always full of krazey innovations which goes against the nl law. Unfortunately his ban has rendered him incapable of being nominated
El'ror guapo- his jokes are humorous from the begining but fades out at the end. So to say,the climax of his jokes are only found at the beginning. This isn't a good example of a joke.jokes are meant to have funny endings.cuz of dis fact, u know follow
Funky mall-amu- not a regular poster but some of his jokes can only make u move a muscle of your mouth and sometimes you won't blame him cuz he is from the north.that explains the background nature of his poem;the north is close to sahara,its dry and hot making you go thirsty.dat said,his jokes make you yawn and request for water instead of more jokes





Expect more critical analysis from the number 1 nl joke critic.this would give u an insight on who to choose.
I'd be back for more

Lol!!

Oga Ajibel - If you keep this up, I just might nominate you sef

Whatevs

More options for nominations pls Dani . . .

LETS MAKE IT 2 NOMINATIONS PER USER, @Efemena, the users you mentioned are they regular posters? I doubt it

Hello Dani

well, Yinkalink was fairly consistent for the earlier part of this year

but Sledge was the most consistent - check out his thread: 24 pages of classy jokes! and no defensive insults to commentators

so, if you accept - I nominate Yinkalink and Sledge406. . .

Noted!!!

in the circumstances and after a thorough self examination and prayers with my friends, I, STUDIO CFR have decided to humbly offer myself as a candicate in this Jokes Section best poster of the year contest.

in my early days in school, i had no shoes, no school bags. I carried my books in my hands but never dispaired: no car to take me to school but i never dispaired, 1 square meal a day but never despaired, one square mean a day, but i no complain.

Didn't have power, didnt have generators, studied with lanterns but I never despaired. In spite of these, I finished secondary school, attended the university of Port Harcourt. . And today i'm a doctorate degree holder

Fellow Nlanders, if i could make it, you too can make it!

My story is the story of a young Nigerian whose access to education opened up vast opportunities that enabled me to attain my present position as the honourable king of jokes 2009 and 2010

I have come to preach love, not hate, . I'm not tribalistic. .
I have no enemies to fight. You are all my friends and we share a common destiny.

Give me your votes and a promise to do wonders in your lives.


God Bless

@Dani - I dey ask you important question for off-topic na. You nor wan respond? 

hehe, y u dey modify anyhw nah?

bros - tis the name of the game o!

tit for tat . . .Lol!

Worlahi, had it bin u whr regular, you probably mite af won again dz year

**blushes**

thanks for the compliment Dani

but I've done my time - don't you think

night-night, l8er

bump~

Studio CFR:

i nominate kingron
he rocks

thank u ore, evn though i knw say i no deserv am

dani1luv:

LETS MAKE IT 2 NOMINATIONS PER USER, @Efemena, the users you mentioned are they regular posters? I doubt it

FOR WHAT REASONS ARE YOU CHANGING THE RULES ?


I KNEW YOU COULD BE MANIPULATED. BUT NOT AS EASILY AS THIS.

^^oga, did you read the rule?? Where I said a nomination per user den i put in bracket (shld we make it 2) i got sum private msg(s) 4rm sum users dat we shld make it 2,

if you like me, say huh?

huh?

oya make una come nominate me as the best moderator oh abeg, i nefa even get 1 nominate here www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-819947.0.html

ok i don nomination you!

I'm beginning to lose interest little by little

dani1luv:

oya make una come nominate me as the best moderator oh abeg, i nefa even get 1 nominate here www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-819947.0.html

Ohh I love d way u beg how sexy ,oya get down and beg for fronttt 2

hehehehe

yo stud my man, wats up with u now,
i hear say na u dey run things for nland na

choi!
Dani you don suffer!

dani1luv:

huh?

Busted!!

Element G:

yo stud my man, wats up with u now,
i hear say na u dey run things for nland na

whatsup with u G?
Long time no see. . .

u no hear anything o!

I dey my lane and the way una keep me

i don miss u guys. . .whats bin keeping u off nland boss?

Guess Y'll know the deal . Vote chi-baby, also known as chi-bbz

I appreciate

^ ok gimme ya yim lemme vote for you now!!

^

Vote for me here 1st