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[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=561074.msg7314226#msg7314226 date=1292060243]am very sure she wont want to call her mother virgin[/quote]yeepaa , which levels na?

abeg make una nominate me jor

*yawns*mstchewww

all my haters can go and smoosh transformer jor

i still dont know why u guys get so irritated at my posts, for crying out loud THIS IS A JOKE SECTION

gosh, am out of this section for real

i know say odukun go put craze comment, anyhow sha, how body na, its been a long time since i heard ur footsteps

see wetin guys dey suffer to see only, see this small thing as im dey jubilate untop am

bashy, i swear u no well , see as u dey bash the two poor girls, abeg free them jor

ROTFLMAO, nice one poster

i nominate my humble self

wetin i do na?

pity d guy na

i no fit confirm dat one, lets wait till the female peeps come online, then they can judge ur mouth

na fight? or did i hit a nerve?

ehen, sharp shooter , u get mouth jor

abeg go smoosh transformer jor, who u wan give akpu chop

is dis nomination? abeg ben lock ya own topic jor, by d way where d polls seff

lmao :d :d :d

abeg no trick me jor, u think say i be mumu, if i open ur yansh now, i will see slash marks because of all the kondo and kumo them take shut ur character up

lol

post more pics peeps, lets rock dis section again

;d ;d ;d ;d

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company.

One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep doo doo now."

Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet.

And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.

One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman."

"Why the postman?"

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

If u know u havent done all this when u were young, then prove me wrong

Pick your nose and then lick the crap

Shout UP NEPA immediately there is power supply

Putting your soiled diapers in a corner in the house when u dont want ur parents to know you pooed on your body

All in the name of the fact that your friend did not give you biscuit, you will say "ah junior, u did not give me ur biscuit, you see, i will not play with you again",

did i miss much??

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@taz
never cry na, oya no worry, u just nominate me and u'll all get the best of element g

@my ndidiamaka
dont worry my baby, lets go home, then i will show u say dog no be lion mate

chei take am easy na, dont worry i will still come for u

Vicks abeg break ur yarns down, i no understand u ooo

HEY ID BABY, how body? , i missed u

which roff be dat bashy