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So huh vicks bro, i'll tell u d procedure 4 dat stuff i gave u to use on ur mobile later dis week

Y do i always av to get online when others are offline (man am damn soo unlucky)

Vic2k3:
[size=14pt] oh the prodigal homo is back [/size]

see dis possessed brother, anyway hw body na? Hope u never carry AIDS

hey guys hw una dey, man its damn annoying when u find urself far from internet supply

hi peeps wats up

i cant believe u all fell for dat

*am damn too much* even my brother didnt grab

oh God vicks, u are such a burden as a bro but man u gotta av senses at times u knw?

honestly i cant stand all these again, am out of here

@ID, i knw i avnt done anything wrong to u but d reason why u are gloating is your problem (aint gonna be surprised if after today, u decide not to call me your baby)

as for u vicks, i am preserving your suffering in a nice hot thermoflask

Vic2k3:
Id baby nwayi ọma, Nne muo, lolo le ka nma gị egbu element. Eziokwu bụ na ehi lele ona ekwu bụ eziokwu. Gbahara ya ịnụgo?

hey better talk d one i understand because if i vex u use interpreter, ur own go spoil ooo

one of a kind dat u might never see again (i got my other plans)

Idowuogbo:
@element

i have no comment 4 u ooo

dont pretend ok? just say ur mind and leave ur mind to rest

Vic2k3:
Oh . . . Oh . . . Oh u're afraid of divorce. Don't be. She surely understands. I've evaluated her recent statements and deducted that shes not angry but joking man. urgh! U overkilling me like djinee

as for u, ur case is a special one, dont even try to cover ur mischief okay?

@vicks
get sense jor, or else i go swap rat own with am oooo, when man suppose get sense na d time u go come dull finish (well sha am not surprised)

@Tanimz
girl just forget about d issue jor, u dont av any business with it, u were just an innocent bystander

as for u vicks (anyway, i know ur happy dat ID is almost thinking of breaking up with me)

tanimz:
Now that you're here, would you like to sort out the issue on ground?

GOSH *shouts in a frustrated manner* dont tell me u are asking d wizard dat caused it all

tanimz:
Element, answer me jo!

so huh wat were u asking again??

Vic2k3:
element did u lose a bet?

u will soon knw when i meet u, i will soo disengage u dat Efe would have mercy on u

cos u dis crazy bro is d mad one dat brought in d stupid idea dat me and Taz was aving a secret affair (infact, no worry we go see for village when we go visit mama, u hear?) PIG!!!!

vicks leave me ooo before i use orunmila staff slap ur mouth

see am back ok? so dont swallow me *shrugs uncomfortably*

cool man, i love it, it is damn classic

ID i dont get wats wrong with ya, wats d whole nagging all about, i no offend u and u just carry ya cup mouth (cant even believe i kissed it) dey yab me. It get as it be for u ooo honestly

just give me 1hr

Idowuogbo:
i dey follow u smile , abi u see my molar teeth
or shey i tell u i sabi play monopoly , my fwrien u better look left b4 blow direct  

ID just chill ok? i'll be back in d next 1hr

honestly i see no reason y u are boiling but anyway girl, na u knw wetin jam u

which one self na? tanimz just chill jor, dat one na later

u self, na canal fit u pass

then go jump enter lagoon

Idowuogbo:
u na diffrent case ,we wud handle matters privately , if i wan gbam u no b hia
u hia mi so

ID, na me u follow talk like dis, o ga ooooo
at least T_Z dey here, ask her if dat one go make ur body come down

tanimz:
Element, I don't want to forget oo. . . That Vic too like to dey find trouble.

see abeg forget dat one  

tanimz:
I still don't understand, when/where we "necking" each other?

just forget it

Idowuogbo:
hi tanis, honet wassup

so u no dey vex for me again abi?

Vic2k3:
**Sees two ex-lovers necking** **doubles back silently and leaves the stage for them** i didn't know u both were still carrying torch for each other

maybe dis will remind u then

nah maybe u shuld read dat part again, let me quote it for u

tanimz:

never chook flies for head ooo (i swear vicks is sooo dead)

dont even go there (cos am pretty sure ID is gonna break up with me now)

u dis annoying, small, devilish, demonic, crazy, woman-wrappered, crapped out, over weaned baby, hornless bull, vexing weeny grrrr (i dont even knw wat to call u again).

Gosh, if u knw wat IDO use my eye see dat nite eh? person wey no knw me go pity me