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soo stud, ur dream don finally come true, see as my thread (one of element's finest works) derail finish *shakes head for himself*

hey stud my man, wetin i do u na wey u dey tackle me,

anyway how body

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure, go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you slowpoke

The wife says: You're , so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

yeah girl, but right now am on some stuffs so i wont be frequent of nland

wats up y'all

i guess some of u are already thinking dat am dead (like dat prodigal brother of mine, lol )

nice jokes vicks

hey guys, we need to go now

*kicks d engine of his navigator on, lets go home honey*

bye guys see ya later

@id, am already tired girl

lets just go home

*drags her into d vehicle since she is acting naughty* lets go we will finish off at home

Idowuogbo:
damn baby , shiteeeee u making recite d whole scripture

u were great idowu, i never knew u were dis gud, anyway am soo exhausted, i need to go and rest, r u coming wit me or ur staying with vicks and efe for a while

*oh baby am about to, urgghhh, yeah, yeah, i love dis* wow dat was great, i think we've done enough, lets be going now, its getting late

Idowuogbo:
amaka screamms peroooooooooooooooooo , rassclart u are shifting my wommb , lets go 2 bck slow and steady

awww, sorry dont get angry, k lets take it slow and steady, are u enjoying it now

*stretches his arm out to grab her bweasts and keeps on thrusting in and out* is it better now

Idowuogbo:
yes it worked , i wanted alone time for some back flips wiv me honet oya biko , cari your overload of a wife
ndidiamaka lafs c her backside like map of africa , big bosom no arse na wah oo,

huh sweety, hope am not thrusting too hard

Idowuogbo:
haaaaaaaaaaah   if oga benedict come find us , eenh
una  go no  sey , tupac na gangster tru tru

forget dat one at d moment my sweety *hmph, hmph, as he keeps thrusting into her* no worry ben no go hmph, hmph, worry

aaaahhh yes *my honet, am i in now, can i start d pumping*

*whispers to his sweetheart, u lost wat? hmm let me help u, y dont u just connect me down there right now*

Idowuogbo:
lmaoooooo, tel dem we are about to strt kerewa
but honet lets try differnt angles cus i wan to calculate your circumference

no probs darling, am all urs tonight, do anything u want

*shouts to efe and vicks from d water* guys u better take it easy watching us or u will just swallow ur cutleries

honet d quickie was great, i feel soo relaxed now

hey ID, better go find somewhere private for us now, remember i told u dat my body was out of m***, so u better start preparing urself

Vic2k3:
Element u jxt did a chinese fight move/stance not break dance move lol

oh Gosh, how many times will i tell u dat a chinese fight move will never do a triple backflip on a spot,

no wonder u lost at d preliminary stages in school, stubborn brother

i think its time for u to get lessons again, get ur biro and paper jor

all of una don kolo ROTFLMAO, ROTFLMHO

*does a triple no-hand backflip on a spot and lands with a split* takes his honet and does d electric shocker dat sends gamma rays up her system

and remember my bro, its not about quantity, its all about quality so save ur energy so u wont get beaten like last time

hmm not bad, u still stick to d old moves, let me show u how to combine them

*pulls off his shirt, and shows my honet d true body of a real african panther*

vicks no fear ooo, i no go win u too much

*does a split, with a cool handstand* @my honet, no fear u hear i no go break body, d thing don dey blood already

lets kick in hip hop first

ID u too much jor, vicks am really loving this

am not trying u, just wanna show u some skills

*switches d music to p-square roll-it*

does a little body flow enough to send sparks to his honet

girls take a rest, u've tried enough in making d kondo's stand , anyway

OGA vicks, get up and show me wat u got

guy no try me, u self knw say na since secondary school i don dey beat u for dancing

guy u dey miss, u beta come and see d gud side of life , my eye wan commot for hia

ya bro, u look great

naughty boy, u no dey ever prepare