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abeg no start dis morning jor , bakery dey get internet facility for ur village abi?

ya i'll be expecting ya

nope y u asking? me i no fit do banker work ooo, d time too long na

me too dats exactly d time i will av time on sunday, so i guess we shuld just tell d girls when they come online

i dont knw, i saw d girls posts, efe was thinking of saturday night or maybe sunday, am voting for sunday

nah dont worry, element will still be d crazy funny junkey ya all knw

which one na , na crime again

lai lai, i luv dat chick for real

nah, gunner or no gunner, dat wedding's gonna hold

oh ok, i get it,
nah not dat early, its always like around 8:00am sha

me in no fit do work of 6:00 am ooo

she didnt exactly say she was arsenal, and didnt exactly say dat she was blues sha but i think shes blues

u never stand up for bed? u go night party abi work no dey for u today

its very very much true, so did u check d part of d e-date, are u coming cos d girls told us to fix a date

Lol, stud u no go ever change

as i used to say, wetin small boy like u know

by d way how body na?

efe would av been looking for u oooo

i dey oooo so how was ur nite

i think say na only me dey see am ooo

lai lai, e be like say una no knw my name, i be intoxido

o ga oooo

just chill ok? we will talk about dat at home, gotta go baby, see ya later

take it easy na, u wan spoil lips before pastor talk "u may kiss ur bride"?, so dont worry we'll decide on it later when other peeps on Nland knw about it

u gotta be kidding me , so ur a blues fan , infact

*element kneels in front of idowu, and brings out d precious ring he had been keeping for soo long, and proposes marriage to her*

maybe na there we no go match ooo, i be blues fan

stud no worry u hia, idowu na my girl, i fit handle her ok?

okie dokie, dont worry my sweety, i will be back for u before ur hormones cool down, tonight will be steaming hot ok? luv u

my darling, i want to go and watch d match too ok, dont worry i will run home as soon as d match ends so dat we can go for dat horse riding

i really av a wifey, oh sorry girl friend (since u decided to cancel d wedding on dat day u got mad at me)

abeg no whyne me jor

abi stud, u too no fear? man na today i knw say its not untill u hang abi shout ya self u go commit suicide, as for dis one, na confirm new method

rotflmao ;d ;d ;d ;d