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Studio CFR:
Did u fart while laughing?

IBO GURLS are too much - but seriously i dont like dark skin gurls.

I actually heard a native doctor turned a lady to Frog cuz she refused to pay her rent

*yawns* talo bere ejo, it get as it be for u oo stud, which one be d moonlight tale now

man thnx 4 d advice, u are damn right, dat chick got something at d back, when she takes me on, she just keeps me bouncing on d gud side of life but man d thing dey make me tire cos im big pass my power

man u missed, dat idowu is damn good when it comes to turning a guy on

u can bet dat again, infact d kondo never sit down since when u go

hehehehehehehehehehe , chei i don blow karakakakakakakakatatatatatatatatata

EAGER TO IMPRESS THE BOSS

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO angrily as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "dat was the only copy u fool"

OH GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y didnt u FINISH!!!

ARE U TEASING ME OR WAT? , behave na idowu , oya abeg continue

Turned Wagon

It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon back up." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Nonsense, come on!" the farmer insisted. "Well, okay," the boy finally agreed, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is your Pa?"

"Under the wagon."

yeah, ur right anyway, just felt my peeps here should knw too

let me post more jokes jare

oh ok? , pls darling come to me, i want dat lap dance again

Idowuogbo:
awwwh evrytin is great darling , u bored ke
ok let me shake tins up, ppicture your hmmm , den imagine me hmmmmm,

u no go injure me with dis ur love, after d intense gidigbamgbam for yesterday night, u still want make my kondo dey stand

am just feeling bored, *sighs* so how's everthing

lbotus:
Eleme, wetin i do na?

am nice jor!

i don hear u ooo, u girls self, it get as it be

stud don ja commot, d guy go fear face na

lol, u no even nice at all

please xiana, dont let us joke about dis

so huh xiana, hope ur not still offended about wat i said earlier

Studio CFR:
House girl and i've gone through your[b] IBO SISTER's C.V[/b] - walahi i'm impressed

am confused, which one of them is dat?

and was it a nice sight?

so wat do u call someone dat cant even spell offence,

u dey find house girl, abi na wife u dey find, which one

stud ur a hmph, hmph, i dont even knw wat to call u again

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!



My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see.



I must be silly,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All day long



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try to hide,

>From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.



He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault,

He suffers at work.



He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door.



He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me,

Against the hard wall.



I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken.



'I'm sorry!', I scream,

But it's now much to late,

His face has been twisted,

Into a unimaginable shape.



The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!



And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.



My name is Chris ,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.



And you can help,

Sickens me to the soul,

If you read this,

And don't pass it on.



I pray for your forgiveness,

You would have to be,

One heartless person,

Not to be affected,

By this Poem



And because you ARE affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do,

Is pass this on!



IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! Post this as 'Daddy ,  It hurts'

If you do not send this to everyone you know Then you obviously don't care about child abuse.

At first I thought this was just a chain letter And I wasn't going to send it either,

But now I realize that this is an important situation.

At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!

This happens across the world, no matter how much money they have or their ethnicity.

lbotus:
^^ that is if the guy still get brain.

No offenceess. how u dey studiee?

ROTFLMAO, chei so stud, peeps don knw u like dis

nah dat one still small, please y dont u go and shower on the high tension in RODEN enegy supply company, but please pour the water small small

see d mugu wey dey talk, im self no understand ooo, im just open dat him tank mouth dey proclaim rubbish

stud just go and jump inside lagoon, please i beg u, go and jump

huh sorry man, but where is the joke?

i didnt get it

Xiana:
Eyah!
Well thanks for that!
I lack morals
infact i'm a silly girl
i'm a foolish she woman
bt i don hear advice
i've repent 4rm my bad ways
i'm leaving jokes section so that i will not go bck 2sin
i'm moving 2
music/ literature/writing
ok?

hey hey hey, i didnt mean dat k? pls dont move, u could still help in reviving d jokes section, at least u made an impact on my thread a little

no be ur fault, i will still keep on saying it, jealousy will not burn ur brains out

now do u remember dis fish face

Xiana:
Me! Is it not gud to say your mind and b factual.
Virginity is stress
a work
without pay!
Trying everyday 2b holy and ending your lifetime wit just a man!
No fantasy!!
Men are not worth cherishing they all are cassinova

small girl like u defying d dignity of womanhood