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my gf? i dont get it

hmm ok

Vic2k3:
Who is fair? Abi your eyes don close finally ;d

comedy dey ur bloodstream, see as u divert dat fair chap chap to another thing

i could actually invent mine

rotflmho= rolling on the floor laughing my head off

cynthy abeg no kill me for here ooo

wat about dis,

ur momma soo dumb, snow was falling outside her house and she thought her refrigerator was on fire

huh vicks, i knw dat rotflmao means rolling on the floor laughing (m, a, o) i think m means my, o means out but i dont knw wat dat a means

his rusted as's dats not fair man

your momma soo shapeless, she went to a stripclub and they paid her to keep her clothes on

oh gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic2k3:
Yet another.
1 day on a sunday morning father element woked up only 2 find his cock(male chicken )missing,
Feeling under the weather he decided 2 include his inquiry during his sunday's sermon.

After preaching father asked how many of u hve seen a cock b4? d female folks stood up, he said no no how many of u hve a cock?, then the men folks stood up. Now very annoyed he asked how many has seen my cock and the nuns stood up. <<< i hope u understand

wtf? vicks u don kolo finish honestly

cynthoney:
yo mama is so dumb,she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a mountain cliff!!!

now dat is really dumb nice one cynthy

av u heard dis,

ur momma soo dumb, she wanted to drown a fish

Vic2k3:
^^Abeg i dey my knees dey beg u plsss just go hug transformer. @least the world will b a bera place wit 1 less

chai i don die, @gidson, shey na u be dis

@vicks, u no nice ooo, who go wan hug transformer

Vic2k3:
Your momma so silly that she stole a free sample

ROTFLMAO

Holy smokes, see how father disgrace himself for service because of chicken wey turn to pe.nis for nun eye, chai dat father really dey holy, so d guy dey massage im nuns

Vic2k3:
:0 i don't fink she can do any better than add 2 much salt or pepper(disclamier no b me say am o!)
alright let me give 1 dat jxt rushed into my brain.
Q: Why do men get their gr8 ideas in bed?
A:becos they are plugged into a genius

vicks infact u too much, i don dey laugh already

ur momma soo hairy, she went to d barber salon and they said no goats allowed

Vic2k3:
Meself i no sabi cook well well so na the ladies we go wait 4 make they come spice it up wit curry and the rest lol ;d

u don dey spice am self already, anyway if u no fit do am well, call efe jor make she come do am lolzzzz

u better be prepared to go for another nap cos Nland is even getting boring dan b4, maybe u can spice it up a little, Element has run out of ingredients

ur momma soo fat, when she took her clothes to d laundry men, they said no parachutes allowed

hey vicks ur back, where did u go?

nice one guy

Idowuogbo:
@Silicon
howdy ?wey u waka go since , wakadugbe

i dey jor, so my name na silicon today

honestly d guy is daft

kk, not bad at all, at least it'll show us how creative u are and how challenging u are to urself, efe would be proud of u if u succeed on dat as i hope dat tanimz would like dis thread whenever she sees it but i think she will cos d thread has really grown

dont u think opening a daily jokes thread would be a lot of work, i mean u would av to keep posting jokes daily or do u intend to av partners on d thread?

so huh vicks, seems u av brain shutdown at d moment cos its been a while since u got new jokes on ur weekend thread

oh sorry as d name says "weekend thread", i understand now

funny right?

am doing gud, wat about u, and wats wrong, i avnt seen efe online since yesterday afternoon?

Vic2k3:
Thats your personal opinion lol, as 4 moi i tink we are jxt recharging our worn out cells

hmm dats true, u just av to take some rest at times, well i hope ben understands dat

hmm, dats true, and dat implies dat all d jokers in d section now are just losing d touch

ur welcome

i dey jor, Nland has just been boring lately, is it dat we d top jokers are losing our touches or maybe we are running out of jokes and creativity