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OMG! could someone be dat daft dat u need lecture on how to breathe in and breathe out

blacksta:
if u try am na back to sender x 100

just no go try me oo

Studio CFR:
Tanimz go dey very happy when she see dis thread lol

how sure are u say she go happy if she see am

wetin u dey try talk again, blackie no let make i curse u oooo, abeg in no fit pack shiit jor

blacksta u don kolo finish, who talk say i like am, even u self knw say we just be padi

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=504490.msg6655935#msg6655935 date=1283005693]stop blaspheming [/quote]yeah yeah, dats true, am sorry

stud abeg, no let make i vex ooo, or else u go need holy water ooo

Studio CFR:
Dat father na miracle worker lol wit dat him dangling piece of decoration like Element own lol

na hot water go burn dat ur mouth, u don see am before??

anyway tanimz, a gift is waiting for u on d Jokes section, i made a thread for u since u werent online for long to see d joke i wanted to send to u

Tanimz, this thread is made for u

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim, '

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's b.reasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely b.reasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's p.enis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of handling he was sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my p.enis in the right place, it can give life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's wonderful,  stick it in the camel and let's get the fu ck out of here!

k see ya

k let me see one dat i can give my girl since she is bored

dont tell me d other one i gave u before wasnt good

@poster
nice one man, u tried
at least i learnt something dat it is good to be obedient

i should give u another joke, huh ok i'll try

tanimz:
You didn't miss anything, and I was horribly bored.

hmm, so wat should element do for u

hey tanimz, am back so wats up girl, did i miss anything, or av u been feeling bored?

tanimz:
I'm leaving soon too. Might not log on for a week.

dats really for a long time, anyway gudluck in skul ok? see ya later bye

well tanimz i av to go now, i will be back in d next one hour

tanimz:
Good one.

so u like dat one

hey tanimz wat about dis

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kinds of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The  funeral director would be my first guess."

@tanimz
am really sorry if i failed in giving u my best shot

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=498991.msg6650595#msg6650595 date=1282917484]@Element: Don't u dare downgrade my joke ooo!

besides, why you wan give am 2nd joke? If she dey get joke no.2, then you kwa go give me joke no. 2 too.  [/quote]man *element shakes head* i always knew dat satisfying two girls at d same time would give me headache, anyway i knw dat i tried sha

tanimz:
No, not at all.

I'm giving you a a second chance. It's up to you to use it well or not.

U DONT LIKE IT , k now am in deep shiit

wats making vicks bored

so tanimz do u like it?

thanks efe

k dis is for u tanimz

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person.  Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety. 

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins


PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.






Employer's response:
 
   
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK, we have spell check.  You are hired!

hope say i never post joke enter wahala like dis, ok i knw wat i will do, i will just post at random

thanks efe

tanimz:
Element, mine better be better than that!

oh God am in trouble today

tanimz:
You were testing your grammar? Which kind test be that, you still dey secondary school?

Education is a world on its own, u just av to keep learning and try not to forget it

so huh efe dis is for u

Mrs. Jones' dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Jones' apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog simply laid there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling and name-calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


huh tanimz i'll post urs soon