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cynthy, those ones were great

Vic2k3:
^{cos many peeps are  annoyed lol} 

peeps are annoyed hmmmmmmmmmmm,

k maybe dis would make u feel safe, let me get out of Nland itself

nice one blackie, i love dem

i don go nw, honestly u guys are free, i wont disturb u at all

cynthoney:
element G,u still dey here?

abeg,blackie and i need some privacy

okay, okay, am leaving now, enjoy urselves

now dis is getting better as i hoped

Yorubah:
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

let me modify dat for u, instead why not use passport

cynthoney:
ma luv life no be public matter!
wen we r hving a fight,we go invite u
but now,we dey joli joli,we no nid u yet

i don hear oooo

cynthoney:
wich one be your own element G?
no put mouth join couples' matter oh!!!

aahh sorry, am really sorry, was just spicing up d matter anyway av fun wit ur luv life

@cynthoney
u heard him when i asked him how he was doing and he was like nothing much, i guess blackie is really bored today

cynthoney:
Honie,r u now denying me?

u kw wia i come from,im ladies r entitled to marrying more dan 2husband at the same time

so,u r highly invited!!!

hmm now dats wat i call a lady's gallery of men

blackie, which number u dey for her gallery?

blacksta:
nurrin much - wetin dey happen for your end

nothing jor, everything just dey like dat (dry, boring, sick)

so wats going on in d thread blackie

wats up wit everybody now? Nland has been boring since yesterday

@poster
nice one, i love it

nice one jezzy

xynerise:
^^^Descendant of Smeagol

u don kolo finish

xynerise:
POT CALLING POT BLACK

black kettle witnessing pot and pot fighting over who's blacker

jokingmary:
A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

Oh God, nw dat is wat i call sheer wickedness

why is everyone just offline today

ok vicks see ya later

eeyaa, vicks sorry

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=504878.msg6660556#msg6660556 date=1283091532]No.

I choose to ask you[/quote]hmm, soldier girl in action, vicks u better answer her

nope am not taking it seriously na

just dat some yabs dey wey be say if dem give person, d person no go grab himself or herself for like 2 days (hope u know those kind yabs- the ones tanimz is gud in giving )

Vic2k3:
WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an  and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Thanx to Wilbert L.

nice one vicks

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=504710.msg6660503#msg6660503 date=1283090532]Go baff - that's berra

If I kill them, others go still still fly join [/quote]awww, efe take it easy wit d guy now?

dats crazy, u wont expect dat to be possible (MISSISSIPPI)!!!!

Vic2k3:
AT THE CHICAGO CONFERENCE

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour."

The wife lies down on the bed, just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager (naturally) is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true.

"Look,, lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So he lies down next to the wife, Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"

The manager replies: "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

nice one vicks, keep'em coming

eeeeffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chai u no go ever change

hmm, so wat about u, hope say u no dey do airforce for night (knw wat i mean)