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i no go church jor, na shrine i dey go

no mind me oo, na joke i dey joke, anyway i go church

huh efe, am sorry about getting mad at u yesterday

abeg make una no turn my specially made thread to shiit centre ooo

which one be d diet coke self, abeg send small for me ooo

Vic2k3:
Element no mind stud jare im gf na im grandfather o

ROTFLMAO

Studio CFR:
We No bro lol- i already have a gf lol

, ur very funny

Studio CFR:
Element, tarnims is razz - and na only dude wey razz like her she dey give face. . Lol - plus , u must get swagger tehehe

hmm dats true, tough words from stud, but dont worry sha, we can handle dat

Vic2k3:
And moreover element if i was 2 b girl i wud b glad 2 call u myown cos u're so caring

hmm thanks vicks

Vic2k3:
I was trying 2 say she been hard 2 please

oh ok i get it, well someone has to change someday

Studio CFR:
Not bad - lol.
I'm fine.
I like yo joke and please anything i talk here, take am as joke please.

oh ok lol

Studio CFR:
I reserve my comment

u knw? efe was right, we shouldnt really be doing this, so stud how ur nite, hope say mosquito no jam u

Vic2k3:
I observed dat u love her so much. But sorry 2 say it but shes taking 4 a ride

could u break dat down for me, am kinda confused about dat

Studio CFR:
Lol Element, tanimz too expensive for u.
No offence. Lol

oh pls cut me some slack, so is it u dat can now afford her

hmmm, thnx man but i think efe is right too, but anyway do u think am really on d verge of wat u think about tanimz and I

hmmmm

Vic2k3:
But frankly she said the truth. Didn't she? ;d

maybe i just got angry cos i was shocked dat she was right but do u think am not trying enough
*but its not dat am really falling for her ok, just dat i dont knw y, u just kinda get close to some people u know?*

, dats true, d joke just flows in our blood

i only left d other time cos i was angry, efe offended me a little

why everybody just commot for thread na

joerux60:
I hav been following your conversations. so thats why the question.

hmm u knw, ur kinda sayin d truth but if it isnt dat way, Nland wont be Nland

for where u see dis jokes, i swear i don dey laugh since when u post am,
still laughing as he speaks

hey stud, u still dey here

i swear efe offend me no be small

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=504490.msg6656307#msg6656307 date=1283010191]it's quite simple guys:

I am (lucky guy but can't keep up the pace) Ms T_z's sweet heart = Element[/quote]efe wetin be dis embarassment nw? even if i am which one is d "can't keep up d pace"

*element, picks up his phone, and leaves angrily*

Studio CFR:
Tanimz too clean - but na her types dey beg for my Phone number.  So why i go fight?

hmm, i never witness dat kind scene before ooo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=504490.msg6656277#msg6656277 date=1283009890]The 3 of una just resemble jungle wild animals wey dey fight for patch

okay make we see - pessin wen p.i.ss pass for tree. . .

to mark im claim go win Ms T_z's hand

On your marks! Get set!!. . .GO!!!

[/quote]people wey get swaggs like me no dey go around girl matter girl like dat ooo

Studio CFR:
Since when EFE  begin see for afternoon?
I think sey she be albino lol

hmm, no be me talk am ooo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=504490.msg6656237#msg6656237 date=1283009365]see dem

shameless men  [/quote]efe   , na me u dey classify like dat, u no trust element

blacksta:
minus me - abeg - i no dey fight for second hand - lol

which one come be second hand, na because say u knw na y u dey talk like dat, even self who knw maybe d one wey u dey carry now na third hand

stud, u don mad honestly

Vic2k3:
NOTHING FOR THE CHRISTMAS


A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

hmm vicks which one be dat one again ooo

abeg stud, no make me slap ur windpipe commot ooo, which one be d lie now

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=504878.msg6656154#msg6656154 date=1283008416]That nice  

Never heard the joke b/4 - but erm, breathing is a reflex action though isn't it?  

not something u can really control  [/quote]hmm dats true, but at d same time u can actually hold ur breath, breathing is kinda different in terms of being reflex compared to d heart beats, anyway dont let us turn dis place to science class, so lets stick to d joke

Vicks ur d best

vicks abeg, no let all d girls wey dey dis forumn ambush u oo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=504490.msg6656129#msg6656129 date=1283008155]see how 3 old men dey fight over 1 girl!!  

Walahi - una don lost, I tell u!!  [/quote]minus me sha, thank God say u self u knw