₦airaland Forum

Omexonomy:
their was a time my other user name was ban for 99 years by afam4eva and i decided to open moro and move on

99 years?!
That is a life ban! Mods una well done o!
But talk true, what was your offence?

Most people who get lengthy bans are trolls who cause trouble. I guess the reason for banning them for 3 decades or more is to keep them in check.
When such a person see 'banned till 2080' on his profile, he will become sober.

I will comment when it becomes reality. For now...I just dey look

Alright.

Nice

They think we are fools.

Seriously?
Rev. King's followers need to be rounded up and examined by a psychiatrist.

Observing

It is now "Chai Buhari!"

Saboteurs among Bubu's assembly of saints?

What goes around...comes around...

Really? When the man cannot even manage the petroleum ministry?
Buhari should takeover power ministry so that we will start queuing at NEPA/PHCN office for them to switch on the light to our streets every time we need it, the same way we are now queuing to buy petrol abi?

The lives of citizens are not valued in this country and we wonder why people are not patriotic.

In a fractious agglomeration of ethnic nationalities complicated by divisive religious politics ,PDP has ,in being a free wheeling and dealing vehicle, lubricated national unity. Many African nations are set ablaze not by corruption but by divisive and exclusionary politics that exiles certain groups from national leadership. The traditional trouble makers and political pyromaniacs who would feast on primordial sentiments and revel in conflagrations were waited on by a prodigal PDP. Except perhaps Yusuf and Shekau.

Haba. This writer wan kill person with big big grammar ni?

He will not succeed.
*going to get my dictionary.

Only 7 years?
This kind of offense should carry at least 20 years penalty.
Fake drugs can kill thousands within a short time hence it is a very serious crime.

We've had 3 episodes of fuel scarcity in less than a year. Is this how we will continue?
What manner of change is this sef?

HungerBAD:
What is wrong with people holding public offices in Nigeria?

Everybody stealing left and right.

Many people see being in public office as a case of "God don butter my bread" rather than an opportunity to render honest service.
That is why people steal at the slightest opportunity.

That is how they roll.

If na me ask the policeman to allow me touch his gun now, he go arrest me for "wrongfully desiring to touch firearms" but because it is a foreigner, he willingly gave it to him.
It is not fair o!


I hope the safety of that gun is on though.

OK. SEEN.

john4reala:
iPhone 7

Indomie generation

Number 1 - Nokia 3310
Used it to pluck mango often.

ok

This is bad

drss:
lalasticlala for president

Lala for wetin?
I know what you are trying to do.
Anyway, I have helped your ministry by quoting this.

Hmmm...

From all indications, APC was more prepared for defeat than for victory.

He should be

huh?

benzics:
These people are the most unstable creature on planet earth
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If I dey lie...just follow their line of thought !
Example:

Buhari :
my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every month.

Zombies:
sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again!
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Buhari:
I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each month.
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Zombies:
No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters
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Buhari :
We have started collection of data to enable us pay the unemployed graduates 5k.
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Zombies :
Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023 !
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Buhari:
I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority !
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Zombies:
Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever!
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I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear :
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Buhari:
Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the government.
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His idiotic zombies will be like:
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Zombies:
Think of what u can do for your country and not what your country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers wont pay
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Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

That is why they are called Zombies na.

Zombie: a person who acts without thinking.
It is therefore not surprising that they act the way they do.
In fact, it is because of this kind of behaviour that they got that name.

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Why is Buhari standing behind her like that? Like a body guard.

Sometimes when I look at Buhari, I can't help but feel some compassion towards him. But when APC E-warriors come online and start hyping the man as if he is a superman, all the compassion disappears.