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TV/MoviesRe: Ladies, Which Of The BBNaija Male Contestants Would You Hit On? (Photos) by Elf912: 5:51pm On Feb 06, 2018
EternalTruth:
these so called handsome guys would only use you as side chicks and go ahead to dump you.
How about the loyal, calm and caring average looking guy with potentials and intelligence full of vigor with a bright career ahead of him.
Why not liaise with him and both culminate to the zenith of success.
All these handsome guys would only break your heart without any form of remorse
Because he's handsome, rich, he will cheathuh What of the broke, ugly, ones? They don't cheat? Abeg, I'm above those baseless hypothesis. People can cheat regardless of looks or status. I still choose a good looking man.
TV/MoviesRe: Ladies, Which Of The BBNaija Male Contestants Would You Hit On? (Photos) by Elf912: 10:01am On Jan 31, 2018
Will spend the day with Red velvet and the night with Chocolate. Caramel is one of my favourites but I'll pass. Honey is so sweet but this one go run my belle.
RomanceRe: Anthony Joshua's Photo Breaks A Lady's Relationship by Elf912: 8:58pm On Nov 15, 2017
KreativGenius:
Come to think of it, let's read the topic of this thread slowly...

" How the photo of Anthony Joshua broke her Relationship " ...Lol. A mere fkcen photo. LMAO grin
I couldn't help but laugh in spiritual powers. That's a sign that she has an insecure cheating idiot for a boyfriend. She should dump his ass and get an AJ lookalike.
Christianity EtcRe: Klintoncod, Maraji, Ebabykobby, Josh2funny Comedians Dress Like The Opposite Sex by Elf912: 11:08pm On Nov 12, 2017
safiaaBUTTHOLE:

Look at africans criticizing themselves over what white people have written, and you're telling me slavery has ended.

tell us what Orunmila and sango said about this while you're at it.

Some Nigerians are bastards sha, is it your body Abi did God tell you that he can't fight for himself. Get your lazy asss a job OP.


Na we religious pass and na we under-develop pass. next year we're going to overtake India as the country with the poorest people in the world.

If it's dressing like the opposite sex that will make Nigeria be like America, let us all be doing it abeg. abi aren't you guys tired of suffering.

I know OP is suffering because if e no dey suffer. he won't open blog and be posting shyt. since you want to be judgmental, OP what did the bible tell you about joblessness, gossiping and brigading ?
Uncle is your name Savage? You are very wicket ooo
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Hits The Pool In Bikini (Photos) by Elf912: 7:09pm On Nov 11, 2017
The blogger who stressed her "single hood" and the person talking about how she's "slutty" both need to take the chill pill. They went to her social media page to do amebo.

We all know, beauty isn't the ticket for marriage.

She is beautiful.
RomanceRe: Men Beware, Your Wife Can Kill You If She Is Cheating On You by Elf912: 8:22am On Nov 05, 2017
Flashh:
You're talking offpoint to the thread.

This is all about "wife", who needs to be submissive to her husband, without distributing her body to other men. Not talking about women you aren't married to.
And the man should love his wife and that includes faithfulness to her and her only.
FamilyRe: I Deny My Husband Sex Because Of STD by Elf912: 8:14am On Nov 05, 2017
hooklover:
Very foolish lady. Thinking u are d only one with pussycat. If no me I no go bother u I go enjoy tire outside and laugh with u at home...

After all u will reach menopause soon. U given birth already so just be watching each other.
My dear, he can take his diseased infested pipe outside. At least some men cheat and use protection.
FamilyRe: I Deny My Husband Sex Because Of STD by Elf912: 8:11am On Nov 05, 2017
oscallins:
So u think u ar doing ur husband?
He will just be lookin at u like God bless u for d freedom.
ur hole go just dey rust for Africa
That's a big lie. It's better it gets rust that have a public toilet for a husband.
Christianity EtcRe: Have The Bible Lost Its Value? Replaced With Tablets In Churches by Elf912: 5:49pm On Oct 29, 2017
Samsimple:
Not only the pastor but the entire congregation at times.
I am not against pastors using a tablet, rather replacing the physical bible with a tablet in the pulpit

As the pastor enters the pulpit to bring the word of God to the people of God, no hard copy of the bible is found in his hand, gracing the top of the podium visible to the entire congregation as the book at the center of attention, instead the congregation sees a tablet.

I believe there are several potential dangers this subtle shift generates.

Share your opinion....

lalasticlala felixomor bloodofthelamb butterflyl1on butterflylion fleewpeed
The Bible isn't the paper or scroll or stone or smart phone which is just a vessel. The following Bible is the Word written , that the Christian builds his life around. It is word in spirit that makes the Christian do exploit not the physical book.
Please in this day of fast technology, don't sound like a stone age man...talking about paper and ink, it is the word inside the man, or woman or pastor that matters. Times are changing, the Bible's container will change,the life giving Word won't change..
FamilyRe: Woman Sues Ex-husband For Refusing Her To Re-marry by Elf912: 4:34pm On Oct 23, 2017
PaperLace:
Some are like this. They won't allow you remarry in peace. Maybe it's the anger that some other man finds a fairly used attractive.

She should change base after the court settlement.
You called a whole human being fairly used . Are you brand new?
RomanceRe: “if I R@pe You And You Cum, It’s Unfair To Call The Police On Me”- Twitter User by Elf912: 7:40am On Oct 13, 2017
Lordygram:
Rape is different from normal sex.. The guy lacks proper understanding on what rape really does to its victims.. Its more like a mental and mind thing where the victim feels used, cheated, abused and treated like an animal.. ITS a kind of mental and social stigma that causes pains to the victim and that is why it takes years for a rape victim to finally let go of her painful experience.. Its not just about if she cums, its about the regret she feels in her.. The guy is truely ignorant and frankly speaking a lot of male folks are ignorant on how the female mind and body works and this is why some men cant keep their wives or girlfriends...
God gave you wisdom, then you got knowledge and asked for understanding.
Thank you
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Poses With Her Adult Toy On FB, Sparks Heated Reactions (photos) by Elf912: 10:10pm On Sep 30, 2017
She chose a toy,

In the end, it's her choice.

Those saying she can't get a real man...Men are actually easy to get to bed


Sleep will not let me type ....

Our generation sef!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Bought a car and built a house within a year from Fiverr freelancing by Elf912: 9:38am On Sep 26, 2017
HazzanTazzan:
Hi to you all...
I'm Hazzan and I'm sure some frequent members of this section will remember me ...
I finished my NYSc in march 2015 and I've been a frequent user of this section since then...
Every job posted back to back was a hit as I applied for a lot ranging from workforce to kpmg to this one to that one...
I got invited to a lot of interviews and I always had to travel to Lagos for those interviews and in the end, its either they ask us to pay for one certificate before staring job or they don't call me.

Fast forward to October, I got a 25k marketing job in Allen avenue Ikeja which I did till Xmas and it was a very frustrating experience...

January 2016 came... I decided not to return to that awful job....
February came and on the last day of february, I sat up in the middle of the night wondering the kind of life I was living and how frustrating It was getting...
Then something prompted me to check the business section which I was never used to...
There I found a thread talking about Fiverr and I got interested as there was a service I could render (I'm a music producer and I own a standard music studio)...

I was patient enough to read the details on 2 thread that explained how Fiverr works... Around 2am on march 1st, I was already done reading the basic pages of the 2 threads and I started my Fiverr account...

THAT WAS THE LIFE CHANGING STEP I TOOK...

By the ene of march, I calculated how much i made and I was surprised at how easy it was without any investment, or time restrictions...

I was able to save 135k, spent about 7k on data, 7500 on fuel and for scammed of about 20k by one mofo paypalking in the process of selling some of my $$$ earnings...

Adding all together, I made approximately 170k from Fiverr in my first month and saved 135k....

Since then, I make 180k on the average per month, spend about 20k on outsourcing some of the jobs I get, 6k on data, 7k on fuel... Thus I save about 140k monthly at the least...

Calculating how much I've earned so far from Fiverr after withdrawing all my June earnings, I have saved 700k+...

Now comparing this with any job I could have gotten, could I have saved 300k?

This post is not to say people aren't making and saving from various jobs... Its to open our eyes to other means of livelihood rather than being hell bent on getting an office job or a bank job or being employed by someone...

NOTE: BEFORE ANYONE STARTS SAYING "INFO MARKETER OR BOOK SELLER"... IM NOT AN INFO MARKETER OR A EBOOK SELLER O...

IF YOU CHOOSE TO TAP INTO THE FIVERR STREAM, ALL THE NECESSARY INFO YOU NEED TO SUCCEED ARE RIGHT HERE ON NAIRALAND....


thanks to Seun for giving me this platform where I found knowledge and opportunity...
Thanks to beatzone who created the thread and shared his money making information...
Thanks to one other lady (she's into writing) who created a Fiverr thread ...

*runs back to business section

Updated 24/09/2017
My average monthly earning on fiverr is now 400k
Bought a car July 2016
Completed my house and moved in 15/09/2017
Still working smart and hard and praying for more ...
Ok....so how do I go about it..I'm interested
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Alex Peter, Nigerian Artist Who Draws With Razor Blade On Wood. Photos by Elf912: 10:53pm On Sep 23, 2017
sukkot:
this piece is the emergence out of hell. the return of the ancient gods out of hades

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6008499_capture1_jpegb1ff00360a9015ca7795717777a84460
Biko, where did you get that assumption from? Somebody cannot have talent in peace.... you had to add gods , hell and everything to it.....
Na wa ooo
CelebritiesRe: 'I Won't Reply DMs Again' - Davido Says After A Fan Lied That He Initiated Chat by Elf912: 10:49pm On Sep 23, 2017
So, should we fry mango? Or boil puff-puff?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: September Born.....let Meets Here by Elf912: 7:56pm On Sep 11, 2017
September 12. Tomorrow is the day
CrimeRe: Lady Murdered By Fiance In Ebonyi Who Committed Suicide Swindled 3 Suitors by Elf912: 5:37pm On Sep 10, 2017
Was it her dead body that was murdered or she was murdered and the dead body committed suicide?

And she swindled 3 suitors?


Please don't steal my anointing with all this super story
FamilyRe: A Nairalander Mother And Son Celebrate Birthday Same Day And Share Pictures by Elf912: 2:06pm On Sep 06, 2017
Happy birthday beautiful Mother and handsome son. God bless and keep you both. Many happy returns
FamilyRe: A Nairalander Mother And Son Celebrate Birthday Same Day And Share Pictures by Elf912: 2:05pm On Sep 06, 2017
Sirambassador:
September born.... Na we biko.


Happy birthday
Yes oooo
CelebritiesRe: Mayorkun": Girls That Know Too Many People Are Only Good For Sex" by Elf912: 10:26am On Sep 05, 2017
All these little boys with small brains and smaller IQs....make me wonder why our generation is this cursed.

Someone who knows nothing than to sing about women , sex, and ill gotten money also has a moral opinion on women...
FashionRe: A Lady's "Sewing Machine" Hairstyle Goes Viral (Photos) by Elf912: 1:26pm On Sep 01, 2017
MhizzAJ:
What kind of hairstyle is that one undecided
The pattern looks like a sewing machine
How will she sleep at night or go about her daily activities with that overload on her head
They said it was a sewing machine hairstyle Na...abi, you no read am before you comment? grin.

Someone should make motorcar on the head
RomanceRe: All Her Friends Are Boys. Can Any Girl Explain This? by Elf912: 8:26am On Sep 01, 2017
makydebbie:
I'm coming back to modify. grin
Oya I'm done cooking.

Op firstly, I'll tell you, you're not insecure in anyway. You're even smart not to over look it and see it as something normal.

Our nowadays ladies, will say girls do backstab, gossip and other shitty things. Truth is, most guys that are 'acting' nice are not so nice. Ladies! Wake up! They just want to fvck you and move on. There's nothing like guys are more caring than ladies. Of course they want your honeypot so why will they show their real colors? From friend, to bestie, to confidant, to friends with benefits without you knowing how you guys ended up there. Guys are smart, they'll take your excesses, they'll listen to your rant, they'll comfort you. My dear, it's all for the greater good. If you don't like female friends, then be on your own. It's not every boy on the street that is your male friend. Most of them will even see your actions as green light, but then, you're just nice to your 'friend'.

At the end, they just want to fvck you. Later we'll see thread that "all guys are the same". Everything starts from friendship, they'll start from there, when they're done destroying your pussy, you'll be wondering why nigga doesn't have your time again. You gave him the opportunity on a golden platter. Guys are very patient, they'll wait, take your rubbish, fvck, move on and tell their friends. I don talk my own. grin
Ladies, be wise. You no fit keep yam and goat together, something must happen. grin

I don create thread on it sef.
https://www.nairaland.com/4025368/friendship-opposite-sex#down

grin
First you need to know what friendship really is....there's a difference between a friend and an acquaintance....and a potential or already lover
If a boy hangs around claiming friendship just so he can hit it.....he isn't better than other men out there....
Speak for yourself buddy....if that's how you are.... then you aren't trustworthy as an individual....
Some ladies make that mistake...yes I agree.....but there a difference between a friend and a lover....

My friend can never be my lover....and a lover present or ex can never be my friend....

I have learnt early in life to categorize people. aka...I can "zone" people well.
RomanceRe: All Her Friends Are Boys. Can Any Girl Explain This? by Elf912: 8:18am On Sep 01, 2017
I have more male friends than female friends....and I know what friendship is and what a lover is......
Always know the boundaries....
There are bound to be intersections but....be aware of such and take a stand.

don't call ex lovers friends.....that's the mistake many people make....
CrimeRe: Girl Burnt Her Lover & Herself To Death In Lagos (pic) by Elf912: 6:16pm On Aug 31, 2017
Okans93:
She was feeling like Daenerys the mother of dragons
The Unburnt.
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Friend Who Has Been Sleeping With Her Man Behind Her Back For Yrs by Elf912: 6:12pm On Aug 31, 2017
Vengeance is for the Lord....I on the other hand,will punish them
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Interviewed By CNN by Elf912: 6:27pm On Aug 29, 2017
free2ryhme:
Now you are becoming a pest

now you got your 10 secs of fame, scram!, beat it !!
Grow up little man....
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Interviewed By CNN by Elf912: 6:09pm On Aug 29, 2017
free2ryhme:
Concerned? about an Old hag grin


dont fool yourself


she can go shag herself for all i care cheesy
You are concerned....if not, you won't make such a thoughtless comment.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Interviewed By CNN by Elf912: 6:03pm On Aug 29, 2017
free2ryhme:
Good for her

Abi the interview go give her husband grin
Since you are so concerned, go and give her one. If you can't, keep your hopelessness to yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Interviewed By CNN by Elf912: 6:01pm On Aug 29, 2017
Yusfunoble:
Just love this lady, very hard working.

Unconcerned by the negativity around her. They will soon flood the thread now with "when will u marry story".
They have already come....with their low IQs. Hopeless people everywhere
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Interviewed By CNN by Elf912: 6:00pm On Aug 29, 2017
RIPEnglish:
So what should we now did? she better went to got marriage on time before she entering menopause stage
And if she doesn't, what are you gonna do about it?
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Interviewed By CNN by Elf912: 5:58pm On Aug 29, 2017
Strong, smart lady.
She inspires me.
RomanceRe: Any Man Who Thinks All Women Want From Men Is Money, Has Low Self Esteem. by Elf912: 3:08pm On Aug 28, 2017
Money can get people either male or female....but [/b]Money cannot keep anyone in your life.[b]

It's easier to get a richer man than to get a better man....

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