₦airaland Forum

tosin400:
When you hear ‘recession’ you automatically think of the masses and how it has affected the way of thinking.

A funny post trending on Instagram has revealed that recession is nobody’s friend and one way or the other it has affected everyone, some positively, some negatively.

For our celebrities, the recession has had a positive effect on their sense of humour!

For how else can you talk about these hilarious comments from celebrities after being asked if they could bathe in public for$10million.


The responses of the masses were crazy enough without celebs like Rita Dominic, Kate Henshaw, Ubi Franklin, Moyo Lawal, Sotayogaga, Ayo Adesanya and some others asking for the location!


For everyone having a bad day, those comments did she magic!!!

See below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/05/31/checkout-all-the-celebrities-willing-to-bathe-in-public-for-10million/

Do they want me to do it while I take a shit too... make them come show me the place o....See am here sha http://typicalstori..co.ke/?m=1

dre11:
As power generation peaks at 4000MW





https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/05/31/expect-surprises-in-power-supply-growth-fashola-tells-nigerians/

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Adaowerri111:
Biafra or Death

Some people support Biafra cos dey r Igbo...simple
Are you guyz one people?
Do you know how many constituencies lie in the territory biafra wants to claim?
Into how many bits will nations split to have a pure indivisible state?
Let's not fool ourselves, secession is dumb
Ask Eritrea
Ask South Sudan
You think the Ijaws would watch you guyz lord over them in your Biafra for up to 5 years without also contemplating a pull out?
Do you think the Ikwere man in Port Harcourt sees himself as Igbo?
How many Anioma (Bendel Ibo) in Delta, wants to die for Nnamdi Kanu?
Without the oil in the South South, u guyz can't survive
Go and study the demography of Nigeria very well, the Igbos thrive mostly by establishing businesses OUTSIDE their region. Check Gabon, check South Africa. With all the massacres in the North in 1967, you'd expect the Igbos would never return there.... alas! As soon as the war ended in 1970, they returned with full force and remain there till today. It goes to show you depend more on other people other than yourselves for survival yet you are agitating for separation. Is that not foolish thinking? The Nnamdi spearheading this stupidity wasn't even born during the first war. He won't be in the frontline when police use live bullets to disperse protesters in the coming days or weeks. He'll be in a bunker or hide away like Ojukwu
Only the foolish will die

donborg:
Don't ever compare ojukwu with Kanu. Kanu will never abandon his people

Lmao hehehehe you amaze me. They're all the same.. let anything start now and he'll just run off to the UK leaving you people to suffer.. Be wise.

Some people support Biafra cos dey r Igbo...simple
Are you guyz one people?
Do you know how many constituencies lie in the territory biafra wants to claim?
Into how many bits will nations split to have a pure indivisible state?
Let's not fool ourselves, secession is dumb
Ask Eritrea
Ask South Sudan
You think the Ijaws would watch you guyz lord over them in your Biafra for up to 5 years without also contemplating a pull out?
Do you think the Ikwere man in Port Harcourt sees himself as Igbo?
How many Anioma (Bendel Ibo) in Delta, wants to die for Nnamdi Kanu?
Without the oil in the South South, u guyz can't survive
Go and study the demography of Nigeria very well, the Igbos thrive mostly by establishing businesses OUTSIDE their region. Check Gabon, check South Africa. With all the massacres in the North in 1967, you'd expect the Igbos would never return there.... alas! As soon as the war ended in 1970, they returned with full force and remain there till today. It goes to show you depend more on other people other than yourselves for survival yet you are agitating for separation. Is that not foolish thinking? The Nnamdi spearheading this stupidity wasn't even born during the first war. He won't be in the frontline when police use live bullets to disperse protesters in the coming days or weeks. He'll be in a bunker or hide away like Ojukwu
Only the foolish will die

wale101010:
I have been a locker on Nairaland for years but I cannot be quiet anymore because I and millions of others might lose our jobs in Port Harcourt with the momentum seen with IPOB/Biafra restoration since Nnamdi Kanu release. I never believed for a while that IPOB could ever penetrate South South, particularly Rivers state. I work here as an oil worker and I'll be honest with you all: IPOB/Biafra has taken over Rivers state particularly Port Harcourt...everywhere you go its IPOB. Anyone telling you that IPOB/Biafra is a SE/Igbo affair is deceiving you. We here on gorund know what's happening here. It's not just Igbos, it's Ikwerre, Urhobo, Ishekiri, Annang, Ibibio, you name it!

As a concern citizen, I think Federal government should as a matter of emergency move to counteract Nnamdi Kanu before this gets out of hand because after May 30th, things will never be the same with Nigeria. You cannot stop this movement by force, anyone advising you to use force is deceiving you. The people following Nnamdi Kanu are not fools; this people, as with us know that Nigeria is a failure especially with the marginalization of SE, and some areas with SS. This is not the time to debate on if the fault is from the leaders of SE or SS, no, rather time for the Federal government to act immediately by implementing these measures below to pacify and make these young men abandon Kanu.

Federal government must do these:

1. Declare May 30th, Biafra Memorial Day and ask the Senate to pass it as a law that every May 30th will be a public holiday. On this May 30th, acting President Osinbanjo will lead the commemoration of all Biafran fallen heroes and heroines, by laying a wreath at the National Square Abuja in their memory. Celebrate it like we do with Nigeria Airforces Remembrance Day. Biafran Fallen Heroes and Heroines are human too like their Nigerian counterpart.
2. A committee should be set up by the Presidential Executive Council to go to SE and fact-find on all federal roads that need repair, expansion, and construction of new roads where needed.
3. All seaports and Riverport in SS and SE; Port Harcourt, Onne, Calabar, Warri and Onitsha should be reopened, funded and allowed to function to full capacity without interference.
4. All International Airports in SE and SS; Port Harcourt, Calabar, Enugu and Asaba should be funded and allowed to function to full international airport standard like Lagos and Abuja.
5. Earmark funds to support local manufacturers in Aba, Onitsha and Nnewi.
6. Most importantly, restructure the oil and gas industry, where states will be allowed to managed their oil and gas resource, and pay tax to the center.
7. Fix the lopsided appointments by Buhari, and ensure that SE, SW, SS, NC, NW, and NE are evenly represented.
8. Do away with quota system in our educational system, and let students who score high marks reap the benefits of their labor.
9. Disarm Fulani and restrict their movements to the North only.
10. All government offices and agencies must have at least one office in Enugu, Calabar or Port Harcourt.
11. All foreign consulate and visa processing centers must have at least one office in Enugu, Calabar or Port Harcourt.
12. Assure them of a new Nigeria in the horizon, and things will be better, and more restructuring will be made in the coming months as more consultations are done.

I ASSURE YOU, MAJORITY OF SE AND SS will abandon Nnamdi Kanu within 48 hrs. These people actually prefer Nigeria than Biafra, so will work with Federal government on a reasonable arrangement and fulfillment of the conditions above. YOU CAN NEVER EVER WIN THIS BATTLE WITH IPOB WITH FORCE...NEVER! YOU MUST USE SENSE; THEIR AGITATION IS BASED ON SERIOUS MARGINALIZATION.

... http://typicalstori..co.ke/?m=1

monteriza:
Source: https://patrickokunima.com/2017/05/29/applicant-tracking-system-a-possible-reason-youre-still-unemployed/

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edwapkalmeed:
source http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/paul-pogba-spotted-mecca/

Masha Allah.

savagefinder:
abi ooh.. Elon musk used 1.6billion to set fully set up solar city.. Ibori stole almost 5× that amount and they are celebrating him..

can u imagine. Chai I weep for this country sometimes.

obidevine:
http://www.channelstv.com/2017/05/27/amcon-sell-peugeot-dangote-two-states/

All those insulting Dangote should ask the politician to do same and invest heavily in the country instead of stacking the stolen money in uncompleted buildings, suck away's, and forests.

obidevine:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/america-jails-3-nigerian-scammers-235-years/

They wan meet der ancestors der ni? nawa o.
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fuckerstard:
Visit tourist centers 1,2,3,4,6 at your own risk.

1. Don't go with SUV or off road truck, BH(Boko Haram) will sieze them from you.
2. Lodge in the Army barracks and don't sleep with both eyes.
3. Stay away from thier woman and mind your bizness
4. Don't go with kids or young girls, heard of chibok?
5. Ermmm...

As for the badagry beach, don't go at night or during festive holidays otherwise you might get mugged. It's more or less free to enter so every jack n harry would be there.

Feel free to quote me as usual, i don talk my own.

Eyyah... you sound like someone who has never stepped foot out of the creek you were born in.

Sleekyshuga:
I know right

yea

Ramos16:
I doubt this one though, there is almost no information online about it

Kuri-Wakko dunes in Yusufari yobe state, I think either MTN or Glo has once used the place in their adverts

Sleekyshuga:
Gurara Waterfalls is my target on my birthday

Great choice.

Chartey:
Don't you see people going to snap on camels in the desert in Dubai?

Help me ask the guy.

LubeyNaijaBlog:
3. Gurara Falls located between Minna and Suleja in Niger State.

This is really beautiful http://typicalstori..co.ke/2017/05/way-to-fallsepisode2.html?m=1

Britishcoins:
If you’ve considered starting a blog, you’ve probably run across the term self-hosted blog. Most people will tell you that a self-hosted blog is the way to go, especially if you’re looking to create a professional image. When I said "free Blogging Platform" I mean your DOMAIN, TEMPLATES & Your Contact Email.
But what is a self-hosted blog? And why do you need one if you can just start a blog for free through other services? Below, we explain the details of free and self-hosted blogging platforms, the pros and cons of each, and which one you should choose.
Free Blogging Platform

What is it? A free blogging platform is one that is just that: it’s free to sign up for an account, get a domain (such as www.example.com), and set up your site. You can start your free blog with services like Blogger.com and .
The thing about a free account is that your website’s files are stored—or hosted—on your blogging platform’s servers. While there can be costs involved after the initial set up—which we’ll get to in a moment—this simple fact is what differentiates a free blog from a self-hosted blog.
Pros of a free blog:
There are no initial start-up costs.
Free programs like WordPress and Blogger are easy to set up and maintain without any prior website design knowledge.
Cons of a free blog:
Unless you pay for your own domain, you’ll have the WordPress or Blogger domain tacked onto yours, such as www.example..com.
Free blogs appear less professional than self-hosted ones.
You have less control over your blog. For instance, people who self-host their blog with the WordPress software can download plugins to expand their website’s capabilities. A free WordPress blog doesn’t allow this, limiting you to only a few options. CSS functions and theme selections are also limited on free blogging platforms.
You have a limited amount of bandwidth, video time, and memory space.
Free platforms usually limit your advertising options, meaning that it’s harder to make money from your blog.
What types of costs are involved?
A free blog can be completely free if you want it to. However, if you’re looking to get rid of the “Blogger” or “WordPress” in your domain name, you’ll have to buy and assign your own custom domain. These can be as low as $10 depending on what you pick.
You may also choose to buy stock photos, hire a designer, or purchase an upgraded theme, which can all add to the cost of your blog.
Who should use free blogs?
Free blogs are best for people who are just exploring the blogging world or are not very serious about blogging. If you’re just blogging for fun, then by all means start with a free blog!
Self-Hosted Blogging Platform

What is it? A self-hosted blog is one that resides on your own server. Most people, however, pay a third-party to host their blog, which opens them to all the benefits of a self-hosted blog. Sites like iPage (which I recommend), HostGator and Bluehost are among some of the popular companies that provide hosting services. Essentially, these companies rent out digital storage space to users to make running a website possible.
Pros of a self-hosted blog:
You have full control over your blog, including in its layout, search engine optimization, advertising revenue, additional functions, and more.
You can install custom themes to brand your blog.
You have complete access to your backend files, which allows you to make any necessary code changes.
Using a third-party host usually costs only a few dollars per month.
Cons of a self-hosted blog:
It requires an initial investment.
It can be intimidating to new bloggers.
What types of costs are involved?
Like with a free blog, any photos, domain names, and themes that you purchase will add to your costs. With self-hosting, you also have to invest in the cost of using a third-party host. The good news is that hosting can cost under $5 per month. Certain plugins—which is a piece of software that you can install on your site to expand its functionality—can cost money, too.
Who should use self-hosted blogs?
Since self-hosted blogs look more professional and perform more functions, they are best for businesses. They are also ideal for the individual who wants to improve his or her professional appearance and boost the functions available on his or her website.

Disadvantages of using free templates on your blog

Free blog templates are available at an instant with a quick Google search and seeing as blogging is becoming a hugely popular online past-time, many blogger have asked (especially newbies) whether these free templates are something that is worth trying to find, particularly given the choice and time it takes to find a theme that is exactly suiting your blog’s subject and purpose.

http://www.dailyinfo.ga/2017/05/why-you-should-never-use-free-blogging.html?m=1

This is helpful especially for starters to know which to use..
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ijustdey:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/232199-falana-tackles-obasanjo-ibb-atiku-over-private-universities.html

http://typicalstori..co.ke/2017/05/way-to-fallsepisode2.html?m=1 Check out the travails of a teacher

zoba88:
Port Harcourt Pleasure Park is ready.It will be commissioned tomorrow.May I ask,is holding umbrella for politicians part of the job descriptions of our security officials?



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/port-harcourt-pleasure-part-set-to-be.html?m=1

Check out as a teacher's excursion trip take a new turn. http://typicalstori..co.ke/2017/05/way-to-fallsepisode1.html?m=1

zoho23:
See their dad on bike https://www.nairaland.com/3818401/abdulmunafi-sarina-rides-motorcycle-farm




http://trendzbase..in/2017/05/photo-meet-beautiful-daughters-of.html


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Beautiful girls. #ArewaBeauty check out as a teachers excursion trip take another turn. http://typicalstori..co.ke/?m=1

metromediaboss:
Kwara State Governor Ahmed commissions Kwara State University College of Engineering Complex, the first to offer Aeronautics and Aeronautical Engineering in Nigeria. See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/05/photos-gov-ahmed-commissions-first.html

Cool... Check this out http://typicalstori..co.ke/?m=1

Amberon:
Is there a city in the north other than abuja?

Are there other livable parts in Nigeria other than the North and the Southwest?

noetic5:
Talented singer, Asa, is known for not wearing makeup, however, she decided to share photos of her on makeup.. See how pretty she is looking

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/05/see-what-singer-asa-looks-like-without.html

Lol her fake face.. pretty still. Check this out guys.. A teachers excursion trip turns into a nightmare. http://typicalstori..co.ke/?m=1

Dottore:
Chinese government has a way of throwing their weight behind most of their indigenous establishments so as to compete in the global world.

In China one important thing about their economic policy is that you must partner with an an indigenous company in China or establish in China before you will be able to market your products in China.

Zuckerberg would have been the world's richest man if he had agreed to these terms. He refused so Chinese government blocked Facebook then sponsored Baidu to provide similar services like Facebook.
Premium automobile brands and models are the most victims of this policy. Once you refuse to produce a well appraised auto brand or model in China then you must be ready to brace yourself because their local industries will come up with counterfeits that look exactly like yours but surprisingly priced at a fraction of your precious original..
They have Chinese version of premium cat models like BMW x6, Rolls Royce, Bentley Continental etc. When you see them approaching or parked you'd think they ate the original only to discover that they have funny names like Qingdao, Xinjiang etc

True fact. Let naija learn from this and encourage her indigenous products instead of dangling round foreign goods. http://typicalstori..co.ke/2017/05/way-to-fallsepisode1.html?m=1

jboy73:
The most peaceful place in the North is more dangerous than the most violent place in the south.
Quote me anywhere.

Lmao we don't know anything like cultism, kidnappings, baby factories here o.

malware:
Yoy are more prone to stray bullet attack in the South/East than in the North. Cultists activities, militants activities, hired assasins, armed robbers, Jumia delivery people killers and Kidnappers' activities add to the odds.

I can authoritatively tell you that if you stay in Kano, you can spend a decade without seeing a gun in the hands of any civilian.

I have never seen it, except police..... Can you equally say same thing about south/east?

Am sure he can't... The south most especially the southeast and south south are places where robbery, kidnappings, cultism clashes etc occur almost everyday so they're used to it.

newsynews:
The Jubilee Bridge, Ajah has been officially commissioned for use. This was done by the Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode. The Bridge will help eliminate the traffic jam usually experienced in the axis. The bridge is a top class infrastructure that will facilitate the movement of people, goods and materials as it replaces the roundabout that use to be there. The commissioning of the bridge is one of series of projects getting commissioned by the Governor ahead of the Lagos at 50 celebrations.


http://wotzup.ng/governor-ambode-commissions-jubilee-bridge-ajah/

As a Nigerian am just so proud of Lagos. Keep the good work on #Ambode.. i just soo wish other states would perform the way Lagos is.

Naijahelm:
Photos of former Niger State Governor Babangida Aliyu after he was arraigned in court today, Tuesday, May 16th by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for money laundering.

See more photos below.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/05/photos-of-former-niger-state-governor.html?m=1

Damn the first pic though.. Uhhh SMH.

Hmm beautiful dija.