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PoliticsRe: Mahmood Yakubu Elected President ECOWAS Network Of Electoral Commissions by Elfaris(m): 9:01pm On Mar 29, 2017
sixtuschimere:
INEC Chairman, Prof. Mahmood Yakubu has just been elected President of the ECOWAS Network of Electoral Commissions (ECONEC) at the Summit on 10 years of the sub-region's electoral experiences, holding in Cotonou, Republic of Benin. Nigeria got 10 votes to defeat its rival, Guinea, which received 4 votes.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/inec-chairman-prof-mahmood-yakubu.html
Congratulations to the Prof and to Nigeria at large.
PoliticsRe: Mahmood Yakubu Elected President ECOWAS Network Of Electoral Commissions by Elfaris(m): 8:58pm On Mar 29, 2017
eezeribe:
There are only two countries in West Africa... Nigeria and others.
I DEDICATE this FTC to our Neighbouring country whose initial letter is G.. I know her citizens with a population not up to a state in Nigeria,would be pained by this news.
But I have good news for you,we have large lagoons,Rivers and an ocean in Nigeria,that would comfortably swallow all of you,without over flowing their banks should the whole nation decide to jump inside.
lmao guy chill o, those peeps you're referring to are our friends na.khikhikhikhi
PoliticsRe: Customs Seizes Senator’s 13 Cars Smuggled Into Nigeria by Elfaris(m): 9:01am On Mar 28, 2017
olokeded:
Here is another reason for Nigerian senators to be angry with Hameed Ali, a retired colonel, heading the Nigerian Customs Service as Comptroller-General.

The Compliance Task Force that Ali set up has just impounded 223 vehicles, 13 of which belong to a senator in Kano state.

The Task Force Zonal Commander, Mr Bala Dole, made this known in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Kano on Monday.

He said the vehicles, belonging to the unidentified senator were; 12 new Toyota Hilux and one Land Cruiser Jeep.

Dole, who declined to name the said Senator, said the 13 vehicles were trailed from Maigatari in Jigawa, following an intelligence report, indicating they were smuggled into Nigeria via land borders.

“Based on the intelligence report, the vehicles were 30 in number but we were able to trail 13 of them 12 of which were hidden in the senator’s compound.

“We sealed the house and retrieved the vehicles and they are now in our custody,” Dole said.

The identity of the senator will remain a guessing game for now.

There are three senators representing Kano State.

They are Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, Kano central; Barau Jibrin, Kano North and Kabiru Ibrahim Gaya, Kano South. All are representing the All Progressives Congress.

The task force also said that it seized other items, including foodstuff worth N269.5 million in Kano and Jigawa states within eight months.

The items included 9,757 bags of rice, 2,916 of foreign supergetti, 2,770 cartons of foreign vegetable oil and 999 cartons of macaroni.

He said others were; 889 veils of second hand clothes, 50 used school bags, 110 cartons of new foreign shoes, 956 bags of mosquito coil and six fairly used cars.

“The total value of the seizure made by the task force since it was established in July 2016, excluding the 13 Senator’s vehicles, is N269.5 million.

“We are yet to determine the cost of the 13 vehicles belonging to the Senator“.

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/03/customs-seizes-senators-13-cars.html
Isn't it high time we #ScrapTheSenate. ?
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by Elfaris(m): 7:45am On Mar 28, 2017
Davidhero:
My Name Is Khan was Soul touching. Even the part where kept on screaming I AM NOT A TERRORIST.


Will Smith tried in Pursuit of Happyness too... Determination was the key to his Success.
So damn right. Love those movies.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by Elfaris(m): 7:06am On Mar 28, 2017
1Titanic
2Like stars on earth
3Devdas
4.3idiots
5.12 years a slave
6 The pursuit of Happyness
7 My Name is Khan.
This are the ones I can remember for now... Am Playing Frail Love by Cloves on my phone typing this o which is making me sober already..
EducationRe: Struggle To Buy JAMB Form In Maiduguri, Borno State (Photos) by Elfaris(m): 8:36am On Mar 23, 2017
Inspectorsuga:
I don't know if I do understand anything at all my brother buh 1 thing I know for sure is that u need to order some original sniper n help us get rid of one zom..bie named Elfaris...
Haba dats not d new trend na, don't you want me to be on the news? Jumping into the lagoon is the new trend and since I don't leave around the coastline of naija you would be a perfect lead for that.. Why don't you go jump into one of the lagoons around your side? you probably might get popular in your local area... Such a Slowpoke.
EducationRe: Struggle To Buy JAMB Form In Maiduguri, Borno State (Photos) by Elfaris(m): 7:47pm On Mar 22, 2017
Inspectorsuga:
Wow Maiduguri still get plenty people reach like this... Uncle bubu ur boko boys are not doing well these days...
Are you sure there's anything you understand in this life at all?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economy Is Finally Out Of Recession - World Economics by Elfaris(m): 7:03pm On Mar 21, 2017
Macaulish:
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink wink wink wink wink
Nigeria Economy is now The Original Economy for your own eye..
Na wa oo
Chaai..
Are you sure there's anything you understand at all in this life?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economy Is Finally Out Of Recession - World Economics by Elfaris(m): 4:57pm On Mar 21, 2017
LivingHuman:
Nigeria's economy has climbed out of recession, according to world economics.

World Economics is an organisation dedicated to producing financial analysis, insight and data relating to questions of key importance to the world economy.

Information on its website reads;

"March Sales Managers’ Index (SMI) data suggests that the Nigerian economy is starting to grow out of the recession which saw 10 months of consecutive contraction. The Market Growth Index grew to 53.5 in March as the monthly Sales Growth Index edged up to 51.3, its highest value since March 2016. It is too early to speculate if the recovery is built on solid fundamentals for a sustained recovery but the changes reflected are not insubstantial. Price inflation for March, which is tracked by the Prices Charged Index, remained high at 61.3 - and indicative that very high levels of inflation continue. Overall, conditions in Nigeria have improved over the past month and managers are expressing optimism that the economy will continue to grow".

See more below;

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/03/breaking-nigerias-economy-is-finally.html
OK nice one.. Soon the children of hatred and anger would come and be like.......

Foreign AffairsRe: Malawian Minister Sits On The Floor While Addressing President Peter Mutharika by Elfaris(m): 4:46pm On Mar 21, 2017
cocaineaddict:
I no knw between east Africans and hausas who mumu pass
You.
CelebritiesRe: Zzini Model Sophie Augustine Dazzles With Sarah Smith Lifestyle Collections. by Elfaris(m): 2:46pm On Mar 21, 2017
ralijaafar:
No, she is not. She doesnt even look tall enough to be a model.
Ehen so models are supposed to be like TTT.
TV/MoviesRe: Thin Tall Tony Arrives Lagos After His Eviction From Big Brother Naija by Elfaris(m): 10:23am On Mar 21, 2017
ULTIMATECYCLER1:
Newly evicted BigBrother Naija housemate Offiong Anthony alias "ThinTallTony" has arrived back in Lagos from South Africa some hours ago alongside BBNaija host Ebuka, following his shocking eviction from the house yesterday. We hope to see him thrive well amidst controversies surrounding him and his family.

ThinTallTony is set to take on his media tour across the country. We wish him good luck in his future endeavors. See photos of TTT and Ebuka at the airport.
Doing Media tour across which country?? OK no problem I dey wait for am for Suleja. Hope he go reach here bah?
AgricultureRe: Ganduje Inspects Wheat, Rice And Tomatoes Farms In Kano (Photos) by Elfaris(m): 9:14am On Mar 21, 2017
metroblogger:
Kano state Governor Umar Ganduje also inspected Wheat, Rice and Tomatoes farms at Garun Mallam Local Government, part of the Rural Integrated Programme. See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/03/photos-gov-ganduje-inspects-wheat-rice.html
#GodBlessNaija.
BusinessRe: Nigerian Oil Firm, Oranto Invests $500mn In South Sudan Oil by Elfaris(m): 9:03am On Mar 21, 2017
Vickiweezy:
A Yoruba lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in Nigeria.

Ajoke Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company' s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
Kunle

His wife replied...
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Rice man agreed on 2 kisses for half bag of rice.
2. The electricity man, Kabiru , agreed not to disconnect
only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Mohammed comes every day to take 2 or 3
kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Biodun did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Ajoke

Kunle is in hospital as u r laughing.
So the lawyer practices law in a company? hmmmm WehDon Sir..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Pictured With His Son, Yusuf And Daughters In His Office by Elfaris(m): 6:21pm On Mar 20, 2017
Naijahelm:
President Muhammadu Buhari is pictured with his Lookalike son, Yusuf Buhari and daughters at the State House, Abuja.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/president-buhari-pictured-with-his.html?m=1
Damn,,right now some ppl would have d feeling of sinking into the ground or having a heart attack.. #GodBlessPmb #GodBlessNigeria......
But some haters are just sitting and are like.

PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: How Much Nigerians Can Make From Whistle-blowing by Elfaris(m): 5:08pm On Mar 20, 2017
uzo4real:
Let the snitching start...
Hahaha true talk.. Make I go buy my Whistle.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Speaks On Behalf Of Muslims In Court Today (Video) by Elfaris(m): 5:00pm On Mar 20, 2017
CHANNELStv2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unrUIKh1isU
Hmmm abeg who can write me what he said word by word.. I no get enough Mb to watch the video.. Seems like something interesting from what I can grasp by commentators.
Christianity EtcRe: South African Pastor Incites His Congregation Against Nigerians. Photos/Video by Elfaris(m): 11:49am On Mar 20, 2017
MduZA:
South africans will always tell who you are without fear or favour...
Lwkmd what is Ds one saying?
Christianity EtcRe: South African Pastor Incites His Congregation Against Nigerians. Photos/Video by Elfaris(m): 10:18am On Mar 20, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
Here's a trending footage of a South African pastor inciting his congregation against Nigerians and Ghanaians. The pastor can be heard ranting how Nigerians only advertise penis enlargement products to South Africans. According to him, he believes that Nigerians offering penis enlargement drugs and services to South Africans is an insult.

He said he wonders why foreigners like Nigerians could tell South Africans that they need penis enlargement as he seemed angry that South African government could tolerate foreigners trading in penis enlargement and abortion.

The South African pastor said the womb of a woman is God's workshop. Thus, committing abortion means destroying the work that God is doing on the woman.

The pastor also said that if he meets anyone with penis enlargement product, he will kick the person's teeth out with his 'sharp nose' shoes. He also said if anyone like that has visited his church, he/she should stand up and leave.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/south-african-pastor-incites-his.html

Watch Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jGxB5_GTuQ
Khikhikhikhikhi I laugh in Swahili... this south Africans are just so jealous of Nigerians. Nawa for them o.
PoliticsRe: FG Okays New Package For Niger-delta by Elfaris(m): 8:57am On Mar 20, 2017
Blue3k:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/fg-okays-new-package-niger-delta/
This is a good development #GodBlessPmb #GodBlessNigeria.
HealthRe: RRS Searching For Corpse Of Doctor Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon (Photos) by Elfaris(m): 9:18pm On Mar 19, 2017
zoba88:
The man, who committed suicide by leaping off Third Mainland Bridge on Sunday evening has been identified as a medical doctor. According to sources, he was returning from church, but jumped into the lagoon on the bridge. Officers of Rapid Response Squad have arrived the scene and rescue effort is in progress.

See photos RRS officials in action below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/man-who-committed-suicide-on-third.html?m=1
Wait I don't get, Rescue effort again? I thought they said he committed suicide? How are they rescuing him again?
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Talks About Getting Married Next Year On Her Birthday by Elfaris(m): 7:23pm On Mar 19, 2017
dadavivo:
TBOSS is truly a big star, bloggers and all media houses won't want her to leave the Bigbrother house. Who else will they be writing about.
Agree with you.. All eyes are always on what she says and does..
TravelRe: Nigeria's 'Michael Jackson' Directs Traffic In Maiduguri by Elfaris(m): 7:18pm On Mar 19, 2017
unclezuma:
The Michael Jackson-like dance moves of Nigerian traffic policeman Umar Abubakar have earned him the nickname MJ Traffic.

https://i.imgur.com/qCJxLLU.gif

He keeps the cars moving in the north-eastern city of Maiduguri as he jives and gesticulates to a beat that only he can hear.

https://i.imgur.com/CsFQDuS.gif



source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39290410?ocid=socialflow_twitter
When you love and have passion for your work. Nice..
PoliticsRe: Customs Seized Senator Saraki’s Range Rover (Photos) by Elfaris(m): 9:01am On Mar 19, 2017
khalling2008:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/03/18/senate-vengeance-after-nigerian-customs-seized-senator-saraki%E2%80%99s-bulletproof-range-rover
Seems like it is high time the so called Nigerian Senate is scrapped for the good of all, cuz I don't see any good thing they're up to if not from one controversy to another.. #ScrapTheSenate.
CelebritiesRe: Ruth Kadiri Accused Of Having Threesomes With Apostle Suleman by Elfaris(m): 4:37pm On Mar 18, 2017
LesbianBoy:
So while the whole controversy between apostle suleman, stephanie otobo and daniella okeke was on, after reading opinions on nairaland i decided to check out opinions on the matter on linda ikeji's blog and these posts caught my attention!

some of posters alleged that another nollywood actress ruth kadiri also had party with apostle suleman! Infact they said it was even her that introduced daniella okeke to the apostle!

Here are the posts
This Man own is getting too much o... hahh Waiting for the other parts of THE APOSTLE THE GIRLS AND THE SEX..
PoliticsRe: What Magu Told Buhari On SSS Allegations by Elfaris(m): 9:04am On Mar 18, 2017
Hmmm waiting for season3 of the movie "Buhari The Senate And Magu"...Interesting..
PoliticsRe: What Magu Told Buhari On SSS Allegations by Elfaris(m): 9:02am On Mar 18, 2017
masterpiece86:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/226418-exclusive-magu-told-buhari-sss-allegations.html
Hmmm waiting for season3 of the movie "Buhari The Senate And Magu"...Interesting..
BusinessRe: 20 Facts About Dangote’s Refinery And Petrochemical Plant by Elfaris(m): 5:06pm On Mar 17, 2017
Ayhomes:
1. Over $4 billion worth of equipment currently sits on the site.

2.The project is slated to cost $14 billion (N2.8 trillion) of which Dangote is contributing $7 billion in equity.

3.The project site is larger than Victoria Island. It is located on 2135 hectares of land in Ibeju-Lekki, Lagos near the Lekki Free Zone

4.It is the largest industrial complex in Africa
Work goes on, on the site, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

5.World Record 2.72 million accident free hours recorded on site, without a single lost time to injuries

6.It is the largest single train grass roots refinery in the world with a processing capacity of 650,000 BPSD

7.Dangote Group brought in the world’s #1, #2, and #5 sand dredgers to sand fill the site. 60% of the land being swampy. So far these dredgers have reclaimed 13 million m³ out of 30 million m³

8.During construction, the project will employ over 25,000 Nigerians

9.Dangote is investing over $7 billion (N1.4 trillion) in the project

10.It is the largest single train refinery project on the planet

11.When this project comes online, Nigeria will save a minimum of $10 billion a year on imports

12.The Ammonia component of the plant will produce 2.8 million tonnes of Urea

13. Dangote is producing its own electricity to power the plant and by so doing is saving 75% costs. Dangote produces electricity at a rate that is significantly cheaper than the Federal Government. Dangote’s cost is $400,000/MW, while Federal Government is $2,000,000/MW

14.All the civil engineering is done by Nigerian companies

15.The plant has an export value of $6 billion per annum, meaning Dangote’s efforts will increase the amount of foreign exchange in Nigeria’s foreign reserves by at least 40% of current value on a yearly basis

16.Dangote said when this project comes on line, his friend Femi Otedola will save at least N26 per litre on millions of litres of diesel and petrol which his companies import annually. This savings will be passed on to the consumers and it will take a lot of pressure off the banks

17.Billions of Naira were paid to acquire the land and to settle the existing communities. More money was also allocated and spent to relocate the existing communities

18.This project will restore the dignity of Nigeria, a crude producing country that has for years gone abroad to meet its demand for refined products

19.Refined products to be produced at the plant include but is not limited to propane, petrol, Jet Fuel, Diesel, Kerosene, Carbon Black, Polypropylene, Polyethylene

20.The United States Trade and Development Agency is supporting this project with $997 million

Very massive project to stand in the Ibeju-Lekki axis come 2019.

AyHomes
God bless this man.. Proud of him.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Produces High-grade Security Merchandise Locally - IGP Idris (photos) by Elfaris(m): 3:41pm On Mar 11, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Asa Regrets Doing A Jingle For Guaranty Trust Bank by Elfaris(m): 2:40pm On Mar 11, 2017
PoliticsRe: I Have Not Been Sick Like This Before - President Buhari by Elfaris(m): 1:55pm On Mar 11, 2017
iamdurent:
It's death knocking at d door. You're too old sir.
Pls just die and do us all (Nigerians) a favour. We deserve better than this
May God deliver some people from the darkness of hatred and envy..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Had Blood Transfusion In The UK by Elfaris(m): 3:38pm On Mar 10, 2017
Aburi001:
Welcome Bubu, at least Fayose will not ask for a phone call anymore grin

To those he died for , he has resurrected for so...what next?

To those he traveled for, he is returned home for more arrests and probes.

To them he went for vacation , he is resuming work soon. Perhaps, after the 2nd trip to London.

To them he fell sick for, he is partially healed now

To them he refused to call, Kontinue ranting.....

To the corrupt, your worse nightmare just landed

To the frustrated cabals, your heart attack is boarding

To the haters, I feel sorry for you all, check ur BPs

To the lovers, enjoy life to the FULLEST for life is Good.

The trust is that PMB is a fulfilled man dead or alive. We the young generation should pray we attain his feat, age and achievements in life.

God bless PMB.

God bless Nigeria.

God bless each and everyone of us.
well said..

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