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Romance / Re: Is It Appropriate For A Lady To Buy An Engagement Ring For Herself? by elo500: 12:08am On Feb 24, 2013 |
Na so my friend don take wear engagement ring for almost a year now. To make matters worse, she even had an abortion for the guy recently. We don talk tire |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Mercy Johnson's Baby, Purity by elo500: 3:19pm On Feb 21, 2013 |
All of una, especially d ladies wey dey talk, make una no worry. By the time u start to throw up, de waka like duck wey carry stone for nyash, de wake up like 6 times for nite to go pour water for head and body, den wen e reach labour u kon naked, not caring who dey there self, de shout de nack wall waka round for labour room de shout NURSE I WAN SH*T O without shame. Den wen d head of pikin burst ur punny come outside making u feel like someone used hot cutlass to cut u in 2, u go respect and value small pikin wen u see am whether e fine or ugly. Experience is d best teacher my dears. Thank God e must reach everybody turn. |
Religion / Re: Some Churches Carry-out Pregnancy Test Before Wedding: Why? by elo500: 11:37pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Well, the result of premarital sex is pregnancy. I b'liv it's optional for the couple. If a church does not agree to wed u for d sake of pregnancy go to another one or better still go to the registry. I remember the case of a colleague's friend that had to do an abortion cos her church would never wed them. 2yrs into the wedding, they were still childless. Guess wat the husband said. He told the wife that he's not even sure that the pregnancy she aborted b4 d wedding was his, cos a normal girl would have insisted on keeping it and wedding elsewhere besides that church. We all felt bad abt the whole issue, but what could we do but encourage her and pray? The point I'm making here is this- If a church rejects u, go elsewhere where they'll accept u and not judge u cos I do b'liv dat abortion is a greater sin. Besides, not meaning to sound harsh but most of the ladies wearing white gowns and veils are already wombless due to series of abortions |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Mercy Johnson's Post-baby Body by elo500: 5:00pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Some chicks have got bigger bossoms dan dis. For christ's sake dis one big reach Cossy own? She should just wear good bras and it'll look wow. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Oscar Pistorius Charged With Premeditated Murder by elo500: 4:30pm On Feb 19, 2013 |
Kx: In his mind, he will be saying something like: If na ur sister, u for pray make he get mercy abi?? Like it or not, the lady was someone's daughter, sister, aunt, bosom friend, e.t.c. Let him face justice!! He would have thought of his condition before firing those shots |
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Always Expect Money From Guys? by elo500: 11:35pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
And why do guys always expect punny from a girl? |
Romance / Re: The Most Common Ways Cheating Is Discovered.. by elo500: 11:30pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Checking through ur partner's mobile phone everytime is the fastest way to get sick. So don't make it a habit simple!! Unless of course he's the one whose inbox. And sent items always reads "EMPTY". Den know he deletes everything as soon as they come in or go out. 10 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Almost Gave My Girlfriend A Valentine's Slap by elo500: 11:22pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Op, make u and ur girlfriend park well make we see road abeg. She ask, u de quarrel. den y were u expecting na? (At least u're complaining dat she got u notin). Little gifts spice up relationships my dear. Both of una stingy die. She ought to have gotten something for u and u on the other hand was supposed to get her something too. No be to carry am go chop bellefull den wen she go toilet e don finish. As for d slap issue, hmmm. Why don't u go fight someone ur own size? Shameless clout. If to slap person de hungry u, go road and dash the first guyman like u wen u see a very sound slap and see wat happens. Agreed we women can provoke a man sometimes but den, relationship no be force. If u can't cope wit her den leave her alone for the man whose heart is large enough to accomodate her excesses. Only a spineless man beats a woman. No be say u don even pay her brideprice self Not ur fault, na d free punny dem give u make u de feel say u don get right to do and undo. RUBBISH!! |
Car Talk / Re: Aisha Umar - Female Taxi-driver In Abuja by elo500: 11:18am On Feb 17, 2013 |
Yeah, women are actually strong now adays o. In warri here most bus drivers are women. UP WOMEN!!! What a man can do, a woman can do BETTER |
Romance / Re: Be Sincere by elo500: 9:00pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
God forbid bad thing |
Fashion / Re: Introducing The Nylon Skinny Wears. New Style Of Going Nakéd (photo by elo500: 3:05am On Feb 11, 2013 |
No wahala. Na mopol go carry the work for head. Remember when they started flogging girls for open waistline on bikes den. But seriously, this is absolute SH*T |
Crime / Re: Reps Propose N25 Million Fine And 15-year Jail Term For Yahoo Boys by elo500: 5:25pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
Then which one them go fine dem wey dey thief Naija money steady? STUPID FELLOWS!! Them don refund d money them steal from Nigeria finish? Abi na from their pocket d G-boys de collect money? No work for the country. Abi na everybody go graduate finish kon go one private school go de teach to receive 8k at the end of the month? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Your Expectations For Valentine's Day by elo500: 8:14pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Notin, honestly. But I wish it were different, really do. |
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Brothers Charged In The December Kidnapping And Rape Of 15 Year Old by elo500: 2:57pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Sick souls. |
Romance / Re: Baby Mamas Are Now Everywhere... by elo500: 5:40pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
A baby-mama has got her personal reasons for wanting to keep a pregnancy. At least they're better than the ones dat have abortion today and abortion tomorrow. Besides, pray trouble never comes ur way, cos I've seen a situation where a man does introduction for his preggy girlfriend only to call off the whole issue 3wks to the wedding ceremony, and the girl was already 4 and a half months pregnant. Well she finally had the baby on her own and wen d guy came back to beg na big stick dem take chase am from d area cos from wen he left till d girl delivered he didn't send a dime for her upkeep. Mind u, he had a very very good job and he's abt 30yrs of age. The point I'm making here is this: A lot of ladies do not become babymamas by choice. |
Celebrities / Re: Men Can't Stop Fantacising,they All Want A Piece Of Me-cossy Ojiakor. by elo500: 6:02am On Jan 26, 2013 |
Abeg make she and her excess everything park well 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Does this Girl Really Think With her Sensible Brain? by elo500: 9:32am On Jan 25, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: simple solution. Kill urself and reduce the world populationGBAM!! |
Romance / Re: What If U Discover Your Girlfriend Has Aborted Many Times by elo500: 8:05pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
All of una de talk, yet if she don born una go say "I can't marry a girl dat already has a child" o 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Bestfriend Younger Sister Is In Love With Me by elo500: 4:39pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Hmm. No guy likes his friends going close to his sister, especially if they are both players. Guy, find another chic abeg or better still tell ur friend. |
Celebrities / Re: Meet Rapper Ikechukwu's Hot Brother by elo500: 7:03am On Jan 15, 2013 |
Aizebioje: Hot? Anyway that white gurl tot king kong was hot sha!All the muscles and eyeglasses like teacher. Bad combination |
Food / Re: Nutriend Vs Cerelac by elo500: 1:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Peeled beans and crayfish is also good. My daughter is 9months old. From birth to six months she took NAN ONE, from 6months till date she takes NAN2, CUSTARD and KAROFY as well as whatever anyone's eating in d house (unless u want to eat it in d bathroom lol). So I'll suggest u try the various foods on ur baby, though u have to be careful cos cerealac gave mine running stomach for a while. This would enable u know wat's best for ur baby. Good luck to u and luv to ur child.. 7 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From The Ghana Movie Award Night by elo500: 11:02pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
coolzeal: Is Yvonne Nelson bleaching..before nko? And d tin make her uglyyyy die. Infact she in no way resembles the Yvonne Nelson we used to know. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Rating Will You Give This Guy? by elo500: 3:53pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Don't do such guys. 2/10. He no de use comb? |
Celebrities / Re: The Thinnest Woman In The World by elo500: 12:26am On Jan 01, 2013 |
Point of correction. She went on the extreme dieting when the same mother started being hard on her out of fear for her becoming obese which runs in the family. Check for the real gist and stop saying crap like she did it to be attractive to men!! Please always confirm ur stories b4 posting crap and lies here. |
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by elo500: 11:59pm On Dec 31, 2012 |
tarababy: I have been married to my hubby for 5 years now.For the past two years anytime we have disagreement or quarrel,he would spit on my face.I have had a heart to heart discussion with him to stop this disgraceful habit and he promised to stop but still did it four days ago. My dear stay ehn, don't worry. Stay untill d day he kills u and goes once a year to place roses on ur headstone in remorse. Stay o, cos u're too weak to look him in the eye and tell him that it's over when he comes begging u after his spitting routine. If u luv ur life my dear use the door when u still can before people use it for u wen carrying ur corpse out of the house. Marriage no be do or die, a word is enough for d wise!! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Nwosu Needs N6m To Survive by elo500: 3:26pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
So with all d plenty millions wey nollywood actors and actresses don make dem no fit contribute money to take pay her bills? |
Health / Re: Itching Balls For Months Now by elo500: 7:01am On Dec 08, 2012 |
What on earth is your problem, young man? Tomorrrow u go dey catch your wife and everybody witch. Go to a doctor my friend cos your skin might have had an opening at d time u sprayed it hence the constant reoccurence of the infection. Go see doctor abeg. Besides y u go spray ur balls self? Abi she complain say she no like d musculine smell for there? |
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