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No it isn't.

Brimmie: *snores**

*pinches ur nose*

N147420, that was my school fees throughout 6 years of medical school.
If I'd gone to school on loan, my first salary would have settled the bill pronto.
Plus, almost half of my classmates were on scholarships, so they practically went to med school for free.
#TeamGiants

#HasJustineLandedYet
The hashtag that was used the world over to create awareness and fuel the cyber-contempt that cost the racist her job (and deservedly too, I might add)
All while she was still on the flight and couldn't access her Twitter. By the time she could access it, delete the Tweet and eventually her entire account, it was already too little, too late.
@Mods, This should make front page. The whole world should hear about this monster's story. And maybe all these racists and tribalists on Nairaland will start bridling their tongues

My dad was a drop-out. Had he not gone back to night school to study Law, he'd probably still be a low-earning clerk in NASCO.
My aunt dropped out of school. She's got no job and was just divorced from her 3rd husband.
Now, I've never seen Bill Gates or Seun Osewa. But my dad and my aunt I've seen my whole life.
Please whose example do u think I shd follow?

Choi! And I thought English Nollywood was bad!!!

Djangocode:
I aint Married Yet buh I guess am entitled to comment..

Ma GF likes s*x a lot.. She craves for it every hour, even pleads that she'll pay if I give her some things she likes during the act.. Its getting annoying..

Indeed, one man's poison is another man's craving.

E-star from Resonance. Really had the hots for her back then. Wonder what's happened to her since then.

I'm gonna say exactly what everybody who has opened, is opening, or will open this thread is saying





Emma Who?

wazoboy: Why must we even kill self? d way we treat animals in Africa is appauling

Some people can like to know how to take the fun out of sarcasm ehhh....

jaz: my Wifey is simply over submissive. we go shopping then I ask if she likes a dress and then she says if I like it then she likes it. it drives me nuts.
just make ur own Choice devoid of my impressions sometimes !!

If only she could just dash some of her submissiveness to my boo.

Mine argues too f.u.c.king much! She has this unholy and overwhelming urge to always be right. She always needs me to be wrong. So unteachable.
Plus all the noises she makes while eating, gosh.
And of course, when in a relationship, the female is the one talking about politics, especially with her bigot-tribalistic views, then u know say it have be

thegeorgy: oh i forgot to mention when am in the kitchen,as i'm doing this he is clearing up,even things that i might want to use again,he has cleared and washed back,soup spoon too,he cleans it up.i will be like which kind wahala i marry for myself like this (yea i know we did not date for long)as deeper life chic now,i did not live with him ...so must of these i did not see.he's even always at home.i'll be like go out now and visit your friends at least that way i'ld have some space and he wont see anything to clean.but he doesn't like to go out cos he doesn't wanna see any mess.at his work place,he uses handkerchief or paper towel to pick the fone.God have mercy.evrywhere for my house na hand sanitizer.he will come back from work,my 2 year old wants to give daddy a hug but no oooo.he will have to take his work cloths off,bath before he carries baby or hug me claiming so many people came by the office he doesn't wanna spread germs.at times i no dey gree o,i'ld be like i must hug u today and if i do,oga will ask me to come bath.its hard i must say.

My dear, he has a psychological disorder, and needs to see a doctor. Don't take it lightly. OCD can devastate families. I have seen it before.
And remind me not to marry a deeper lifer

I don't even know what u ppl r talking about sef. Guys like me WANT to join the military because quite frankly, chicks dig that ish. They like the rep, the safety, and the pay (officers get a decent earning in Nigeria, which is a big deal when u consider what the majority of the labour market earns)
And, being a medic, if I were to join the military, I reckon I'd be saving more lives than I'd be taking.

ngozievergreen: whats wrong with this new generation broke ass dudes.
What happened to those days when a typical bf want to impress her with money and gifts,with love in his heart; in the olden days, a fisherman boyfriend gets her fish and a hunter bush meat.
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These days, every guy thinks money is not necessary in relationships, for what?
What do u even understand by the term love?
Of course love is not only abt money but u guys got to be realistic for once and stop over exaggerating cashless relationships.

I don suffer

Waste

Buoyantic: bros wetin you mean?

R both of u not females? Or are my eyes deceiving me?

Buoyantic: My Fiancee and I....who cares

Didn't know same-se.x marriages were now legal in Naija.

Tbken: any man or woman,boy or girl who bears igbo name and an igbo knws d meaning...he/she dnt nid 2 be told....the child undstnds his/her name as soon as he is able to hear and speak...dat shud be lyk 4rm 3yrs of age up......last bullet 90 percent igbo name starts with chi or chukwu or ends with that

Wrong

[quote author=god_of_music]Tiwatope means "Break and open" in Igbo



#TeamGOM[/quote]*dies*

luggy: psachologically, some things is wrong between chime and cleara.meanwhile chime Can not just hold captive., may be she ve cheati
ng on chime



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JESUS!!! Abeg bros, no kill us with this ur grammar!

Getting her addicted to chocolate...cuz now I'm the one funding that addiction
Also, introducing her to Nairaland. Now she just dey carry d tin for head!

freshboi34: They can't interest in you...buh dy r 'interested'in me...#yaga#

With this kind of grammar, I'm sure the "they" you're talking about are those illiterate babes in your village.

[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]I will kill does doctores on my blacklist! Just wait, they insulted me out of ego!
They are done for.[/quote]...
Told you....issues.

Feed on it, and get bloated.
The medical profession is the noblest there is. Of course there are bad eggs everywhere, that's my point.
Even in school, what we are taught is Tropical Medicine ie what obtains in our environment, corruption inclusive. I'm simply being realistic when I say that some criminals have licences. But not all doctors are criminals. When we strike, we are saying, "do what is right. Do what other nations are doing and progressing....do what stops doctors in other places from becoming criminals, give us what is rightfully ours"
Finish whatever u want to finish. Just know that it was only resident doctors that went on strike. Consultants were still attending to patients, and private hospitals(where the REAL criminals are) were very much open.

This is Nigeria. We're all criminals, even to vulcaniser by the roadside who doubles the price of a tube when he sees that one is a novice. But then, "criminals" are necessary, indispensible even.

[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]if u want to insult, call names[/quote]Lawdamercy, this guy has issues.

[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]Nonsense people. They know nothing o, but can strike and head all parastatals all in the name of impeding the progress of others health workers.
They will fail, criminals.
Was it not one of them that gave HIV to a patient on emergency?[/quote]Ejoor, next time u fall ill or have an accident, u or ur family members. Or next time u get that STD that u usually get, kindly go to a herbalist to treat u. Don't bother going to a criminal who knows nothing, u hear.

[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]Nonsense people. They know nothing o, but can strike and head all parastatals all in the name of impeding the progress of others health workers.
They will fail, criminals.
Was it not one of them that gave HIV to a patient on emergency?[/quote]Ejoor, next time u fall ill or have an accident, u or ur family members. Or next time u get that STD that u usually get, kindly go to a herbalist to treat u. Don't bother going to a criminal, u hear.

OKKO: They are finally tied, criminals on ward coats, bunch of clowns....think they will support their fellow northerners that high jacked the ASUU strike...all to pull down a xtian southern presidoo smh!
A mere student doctor being paid above 250K monthly still go on strike for trivial issues. I don't even know why Govt. will be wasting money for residency programme instead of collecting school fees from them as they keep on killing Nigeria, using them as guinea pigs for practicals.
It is high time other professions advocate for govt to be sponsoring their post graduate programme too

First of all, buffoon, there's no such thing as a student doctor. One is either a student or a doctor. A resident can very easily decide to practice in a private setting, kill more people and still make ridiculous amounts of money. Residency is work. School fees r paid to the Postgraduate college of medicine quite alright, but the residents are employed because of what they can do, not what they can learn. And by the way, if residents were actually earning 250K a month, we won't be complaining @ all.
Of course I don't expect you to understand.

St-ra-ff-ing a cute babe with bee-sting ni-pp-les

zabson: U're d ink to my paper,where my pen ix to ma pad the moral the very fibre the whole substance to ma rap,u're my reason for being the meaning ov my existence

Dude, real songs pls. Not wack lyrics u composed in ur drunken state.