₦airaland Forum

stanliwise:
Food don come. DJ abeg no disappoint lala.

please what is lala

Bossontop:

Na wa for today ooo.....snake thread everywhere for front page........lalasticlala be like...."God do am today"

abi d tin tire me o

ebohstepn:
Very true bro. I have even seen a case like that.

so trade easy,slipping around dey sweet die,but e dey somehow narrow d man's thinking

Naso o o,if u let wetin people dey talk get to u,u go discourage, congrats

Joromi12:
Good one. Bt the salary no reach 70k abi

bad mouth

a girl can do shakara, no problem. ..But if she do am too much
I go just ignore her like say she no dey exist,girls too full everywhere. ...I hate rubbish

adanny01:
My story.

Just secondary after school waiting for admission, there was this sweet girl living with a family in the same quarters. We were good friends until i developed feelings for her. I had very little courage but mustered it to approach her. After jisting one night, she was walking me down the street, i began my pre-planned moves trying to be more than friends. The girl cut me short with a wave of hand to my face saying, "hold it there, are you toasting me. You are disrespecting me. We are age mates and i cant go out with you. I date only people who are older and matured not boys like you." She said a couple of things that stoned me. I said sorry, tried to do damage control and later bade her goodnight.

I never spoke to her about it again even though we remained very close friends. Infact our friendship grew stronger after i made that attempt. I was shocked one day she gave me water in her house with all the respectful gestures she would her own father. I was shocked or confused to see her change of behaviour. I swore i wasnt gonna attempt again so i wont be humiliated.

To cut the long story short, i later asked another girl out and she agreed same day (my wife today). The other girl wasnt happy with me and our friendship suffered. About 10 years later, we met, she told me how she just played hard to get and i abandoned her. That she was so in love with me but i misread the signs. I just told her it was destiny.

the girl has no life,she be meatpie, n.a. now day break abi,she go dey with those mature guys b dat

ebohstepn:
Thanks man, will do as u say. But women self join course am, them too like d**k

HAHAHAHAHHAA, u dey enjoy am wella,by d time u decide to marry,n.a. Den u go get headache, beta stop
remember dis,not all girls get better spirit o,some girls if u mk dem vex or cry,tinx nogo dey apen for u o,i have seen dis apen to a guy bfor

lathrowinger:
Is your father a mad man, am sure he is, they kill soldier. Let's say na your father or your brother be the soldier wey dem kill. How will you react.
But some Generation they mad. I mean your Generation bloz. Your mama join am.
Bastard fellow. They should Jez sit and watch. INDIALA

u r going too far with dis,y u involved his parents in dis

my belle ooo, sometimes it's needed

olaBC007:
Also a victim of this green light shit, na one deeper life girl for my street come visit me , no b say e no dey com b4 cos e be friend with my twin sister but this time around he entered my bedroom, I dey on top bed.she greeted and sleep beside me, with her olumo boobs right b4 me, I was like which kain level be dis...well as well omo boi, we just they chat and the bae was kinda touchy, I no dull am. I start to dey touch too, she even place her head on my chest. And gbam! I tried to touch her boobs, na so she slap my hand away, still dey talk to me as if nothing happened. I snub her till she waka.

The story never end brethren, she go tell my name best niqqa for street say I be ashawo niqqa say I try to rough handle her and touch her boobs to look good cos i notice tgat she get crush for the guy, but trust guys... He told me weytin she said and I tell am how e take happen, we just laugh at it say na her dey look for cheap attention. Like two weeks after, she came back again , meet me on bed and sleep beside me, I just stand up, saying nothing leaving her alone looking like a fool she be

Ur problems is dat u too dey straf,in a relationship, d only thing that really matters to u is d straffiing,so u need to reset ur mind from dat,odawise na long thing for u,dont have sex with this one,cos u sef,u no dey let ur dick stay one place
Reset ur mind to stop it,when God connect u to ur wife,u go know,so just relax,

ebohstepn:
Me I know I have a problem when it comes to female. I easily have girls that crushes on me, easily get them to my bed and to be my girlfriend. But I have never been in a relationship for up to 6months. In fact the longest I have ever been is 3months. Am the one that always kill the relationship, I always just lose interest, some of the ladies in particular always try their best to make the relationship work but am always never serious. Most of my friends have told me jokely that girls wa son swear for me go Dan many. Now there is this girl I wanted to date, she was into me but I became tired of breaking her hearts so I decided that I will friend zone her, that's want I did and now she is my best friend. People thinks we are dating , but little do de know. Some of my friends believe she changed me but I knw that the day that I will have sex with her she will become so little and like nothing in my eyes, now she even keeps track of the girls I have left since me and her became friends 3 years ago. Now my question is that I know I like her and she loves me but I d'nt want to break her heart by dating her, so what should I do for this feeling I usually have after I have slept with a girl? I want it to stop. I d'nt want to be a cheat and a heart breaker but I can't just help me. I tired. Since December last year I came back from school I have not asked any girl out because of the fear of what will happen later, and does girls d'nt even spend time they just always say yes some self I d'nt really ask them out, just getting a little close to them and bomb they are down. In my lodge in school I finished, I slept with all the girls in the lodge expect one. And I even slept with most of their Friends. I believe what attract them to me is my handsomeness and I look rich, am not yet rich. So my people what is the way out for me. am not getting any younger, if I can't keep a relationship for at list 6months then how can I get married? I do really have a problem, at first it was fun but now it no longer fun am afraid for girls for me. So have kept my self off for now and I do have many girls giving me green light even my mom knows about this and she even now banned me from staying in church after closing of service. I go straight home with her. Abeg end of long story, watin I go do abeg, am dieing slowly.

Very humble

C as she b sef,she b like long akpu

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nice ,very nice

I won't lie to u,am so so shocked right now,n dis shocking can't just stop

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

Car ring about dier safety is scam,ur on ur own o

Silly excuses, n.a. illuminati kill am

Beno3:
Women can be annoying and troublesom. If I were the keke guy, I will break the mr macho's head.

I just dey wonder,1 guy go come down dey slap u n u dey look am,wen u go tear am hot slap

Benin and Curtism n.a. 5 n 6,dat fried burnt plantain dey Der dey condemned, instead of am to take action

DMerciful:
Of course Mahmood is a learned man

u mean manhood

wucgrz:
Lol

dis rubish site

dollytino4real:
any beta 4 ur side

yes o,how e dey b u na

ALCOHOLKILLS:
skin to skin mood activated

don't forget dey didn't say dey av cure for herpes,

Dandsome:
Okay.

Find the cure, keep it to yourselves for years, make name and money.

Then after some 4 to 5 years another person will claim to find he cure and then the cycle continues.

Shame on Nigeria for losing Dr Abalaka.

Indomie generation no go know that one

is it that Dr at uniben that developed d cure?

dollytino4real:
elozino isoko guy leave me

HAHAHAHAHHAA dolly partin
how he mata dey b na

Am watching it now,n somebody said "God u av killed bfor,n u can kill again"wich kind opening prayer b dat
anyway I didn't ask anybody to stat insulting any party,but insult d man dat said dat

Am watching it now,n somebody said "God u av killed bfor,n u can kill again"wich kind opening prayer b dat
anyway I didn't ask anybody to stat insulting any party,but insult d man dat said at

IdreamOfUnicorn:
Its a skit.
I've seen it before

bless u dear,n.a. our useless bloggers dey rite nonsense

Just give it time,some of this useless girls will stat wearing it...nonsense

dollytino4real:
were west na

howfa

AerialMapper:
nothing that a good "Konk" cannot solve.

You know the type that you feel it behind your eyes and in your nose.

Respect restored

brandon180:
Next time she raises her voice for u. Give her a heavy slap, u will be surprised

hahahhahahhahhahaaha,she go use am stone wall