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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Talks To Me In A Disrespectful Manner by elonize(m): 9:58am On Feb 19, 2019
Oyindidi:
Hmmmmm..... I for like put mouth but I no dey advice people for bf and gf matter again
y grin
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by elonize(m): 11:44pm On Feb 18, 2019
Chiefochiefo:
It happened to me too. But I didn't find it offensive. Each day I could think of any better ways of bringing her back to the mood without letting her know my intentions. So, one day from work I branched off the mall bought her things beyond her imaginations, including instant eating things. I mean overdose of it and a cash of 20k, you can imagine the smiles on her face while eating them. We slept without disturbance from me. Next day I woke up and go to work. I monitored her for days till weekend, then on Sunday after church, we ate a palatable rice and chicken meal and off to bed to have our usual afternoon siesta, then she made the first move and I said no, that I wana rest besides you have headaches. She paused a while and said baby I was only joking, so someone can not joke with you again? by then my hands was already going through her soft body and guess what? The rest na history........
My advice is this, Women want many things but not really sure of what they want. Give them always, even when they don't request.
Search yourself and see where you are lacking and make amends.
Also do more home chores than usual.
Try these tins my guy, you will have a return match.
....Chiefo....
of all the advice, this is the one that has yanch, it makes sense,il always keep that in mind
but u nor finish dat part of d rest n.a. history o grin
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by elonize(m): 11:40pm On Feb 18, 2019
ComedianzazaB:
she chop witch huhshe chop witch



na why i like calabar women na you go tire
even if she don born 11, she go still kill you f**k
n.a. lie e
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by elonize(m): 11:33pm On Feb 18, 2019
femi4:
you mean you rape your wife...wtf!
oga is not rape,its just violent sex,lwkmd o cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Sex Anymore by elonize(m): 11:31pm On Feb 18, 2019
Icekeeng:
Sex twice a week isn't too much to ask for. @op get a side chick but do not fail in your responsibilities to your family.
hmm dats fornication n adultery combined, take am easy
Food › Re: Sharing Of Ice-cream: How Many Did This When They Were Younger? (photo) by elonize(m): 11:22pm On Feb 18, 2019
dollytino4real:
my friends don't lick den
but I do lick n.a.,so wen are you gonna buy the next one?
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Wows Middlesbrough Fans After Thrilling Performance- Trends On Twitter by elonize(m): 11:23am On Feb 18, 2019
sureheaven:
He will get home and be playing like crab... shocked

He soon be benched like the days of chealse, very poor player.
hahahhahahahah
Science/Technology › Re: Man Kills Snake In His House After Coming Back From Church(photos by elonize(m): 9:43am On Feb 18, 2019
LuciferPastor:
Looking at the bushes surrounding the "house", I'm also surprised how the snake got in.

It really is a mystery.




*spits angry

[img]https://media1./images/a18cbee1f78049ab18ce34d980f76cf3/tenor.gif?itemid=12380968[/img]
disgusting gif
Food › Re: Sharing Of Ice-cream: How Many Did This When They Were Younger? (photo) by elonize(m): 9:16am On Feb 18, 2019
Onyi22:
God forbid,I didn't do it...
Only poor broke guys does that nah....
who b dis 1,n.a. Dem do am pass
Food › Re: Sharing Of Ice-cream: How Many Did This When They Were Younger? (photo) by elonize(m): 9:13am On Feb 18, 2019
dollytino4real:
I did not because I lick all especially dat banana ice-cream with stick from exco supermarket at enerhen junction dat year b4 dey move out from there
u too greedy,ur frnds at udu needed some of it cheesy
Sports › Re: Frank Lampard To Become Next Chelsea Boss by elonize(m): 2:55pm On Feb 12, 2019
Useless blogger, where in d news did they appoint Frank now angry angry angry,
I know dis story is fake
Gaming › Re: Video Games Graphics Evolution: Then And Now by elonize(m): 2:53pm On Feb 12, 2019
The Jackie Chan in pes 2 nor make sense ,d graphics nor good compare to pes 1 jackie
Gaming › Re: Video Games Graphics Evolution: Then And Now by elonize(m): 2:53pm On Feb 12, 2019
The Jackie Chan in pes 2 nor make sense ,d graphics nor good compare to pes 1 jakcie
Gaming › Re: Video Games Graphics Evolution: Then And Now by elonize(m): 2:50pm On Feb 12, 2019
error4040:
op you forgot SEGA international super star soocer deluxe!!! and the likes of:
He shoot he shoot!!
Ground ball!!!

and FAMILY COM
Shukutu shukutu grin
cheesy n.a. reali shukutu ,I don play dat 1 bfor,
U don forget d sound dey make wen Dm play shot "bwanch" cheesy
Politics › Re: INEC Chairman Teaches Nigerians How To Vote, Handle Ballot Papers (video) by elonize(m): 2:26pm On Feb 12, 2019
I swear I could have thought his name was manhood yakubu shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink wink
Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti And His Partner, Yeide At The Grammy's Last Night by elonize(m): 3:20pm On Feb 11, 2019
is dat a yellow teeth I c, shocked shocked :obut money dey to take make am white n.a.
C firmino teeth,n.a. shinning starsstar
Politics › Re: Rashida Bello Involved In A Motor Accident by elonize(m): 6:06pm On Feb 09, 2019
Kogi people o
Crime › Re: Boy Caught Stealing Female Underwear. Left Bloodied (Photos) by elonize(m): 2:08pm On Feb 09, 2019
But if n.a. girl dem nogo beat her
Foreign Affairs › Re: 16 Amazing Facts About Queen Elizabeth II by elonize(m): 9:28am On Feb 09, 2019
She no 1 die cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
d oda royal blood don wait tire
Politics › Re: 7 Days To Polls: PVC Now Sells For N10,000 by elonize(m): 9:23am On Feb 09, 2019
Lordofthewest:
These politicians have really kept Nigerians in poverty and penury so they can buy them when elections come..unfortunately the useless citizens are too busy kissing asses of their oppressors to even realize they are in bondage.
the eye wen money blind n.a. suffering go open am....hahahahhahahaha, I like dis
but dem nogo hear o say no sell ur vote
wen will dis stop
Romance › Re: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by elonize(m): 12:11am On Feb 08, 2019
Djsylar:
Exactly don't keep blaming men for the increased rate of pussy selling.
You have your mouth say no
u dey mind dem,dose tif n lazy once nogo gree
Romance › Re: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by elonize(m): 12:10am On Feb 08, 2019
baralatie:
infedility is one thing,adultery is another,also been polygamous is another.all these three words are not promiscuity.
traditional societies define that men are polygamous not prosmicous but prostitution,adultery,fornicating,extra marital is a product of prosmiscity.(it takes two to tangle)
weda n.a. fidelity bank o,or adultery, dey r d same,fornication n.a. d same tin,just dat one is married, d oda is not,
if u r polygamous, u r married to dem,no adultery der or promiscuity
if u r married n u dey go out,it's promiscuity, tie ur kala with ur wife n enjoy skin to skin
dnt go out for dat Oda fowl
Nairaland General › Re: Boys And Girls, Stop This Fake life Nonsense. Get In Here. by elonize(m): 11:42pm On Feb 07, 2019
ceeroh:
All thanks to social media... Introverts like us have nothing to worry about. We hardly take pictures sef.
Something happened in one of the places I've worked, we recruited this new guy (a graduate) as an office assistant. So on the day of resumption, I was showing him around the office and I also took him to the MD's office to intimate him with his duties (the MD wasn't around yet) but I had access to his office. So I quickly left to answer a call in my office, then I returned to the the MD's office not knowing what had happened.
That same evening, I saw on this guy's WhatsApp status, the pictures he took while I was briefly away. He went as far as taking one on the MD's seat. First day at the office fah!! He even captioned it..'When Grace finds you'. This was someone whose salary was barely 25k.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy winkn.a. today e sstat,sm ppo dey borrow hair or clothes to post online but dier house n.a. die
Education › Re: ASUU Suspends Nationwide Strike by elonize(m): 11:38pm On Feb 07, 2019
oderinde151:
11courses on my mind huh huh.

How I wan read Abeg.
Chemistry for that matter
hope u dey read small small for house,
N.a. dose wen hustle during dis time enjoy d strike
during d 6 months strike 2013,I too enjoy am but I still dey read small small o
Romance › Re: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by elonize(m): 11:32pm On Feb 07, 2019
cheesy cheesy grin grin u just dey smart, feminist kor, shey nobi ,man u go marry.?.feminist cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Daeylar:
I truly think women do not care about men most especially what these men do with their peñis.
Women are not obsessed with how these men use their genitals the way they are obsessed with how a woman uses her genitals.

I feel this maybe in part to the way women and men are socialized and raised.
No one really talks or cares about male promiscuity, it's treated as a part of life but people are always stuck up on female promiscuity either real or imagined.
That's why you see FGM. People hiding the girl child in their houses, but allowing the boys to roam free. Virginity checking and all these other nasty practises.

One of the reasons I love feminism. It doesn't tolerate such. If we are going to look at promiscuity, we look at both genders or none at all.
Romance › Re: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by elonize(m): 11:30pm On Feb 07, 2019
baralatie:
abi!
is it possible to have promiscuity now as a gender right
mayb o,but to b fair,it's not,just dat for a married woman tobi sleeping around,how does it sound..but if a man does dat, e's criticize small sha
N lastly my guy,ders ntin like man is naturally promiscuous, now I understand dat is d sin during d time of Adam cos am
u will agree dat if u r truly born again,u nogo tink of promiscuity, am I right?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid & Tiwa Savage Playfight At Shopping Mall. (photos, Video) by elonize(m): 11:24pm On Feb 07, 2019
Ogaga87:
Just playing with someone ex like that... Even the olosho milf nor get shame too

This small kid for nor wait make the dust of the divorce settle first...

When you don turn 70 autny stew, I go see the kind advice you go dey give people..

Since you people are shamefully bankrupt, make I borrow una small

Bad energy to morality..

This is why they all love baby mama and papa so that they can continue fornicating and adultericating
dem nor know say life still dey ahead,n.a. only now dem deymlook,by d time dey wanna get serious like 2face,dier body go cm dwn,
2face I bliv will regret for pouring sperm anyhow
wen dem go born,we go know how dier child will bhave
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid & Tiwa Savage Playfight At Shopping Mall. (photos, Video) by elonize(m): 11:21pm On Feb 07, 2019
YoungBlackRico:
Bullshyttttt! I used to hate him only but now because of him I hate her too.


*make nobody quote me o, I'm not feeling fine.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy lol
Romance › Re: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by elonize(m): 11:19pm On Feb 07, 2019
baralatie:
errhm!
is their anything like right for promiscuity
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy������
Romance › Re: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by elonize(m): 11:19pm On Feb 07, 2019
ameh99:
We can’t talk about men because we are naturally designed to be promiscuous simple angry angry angry
u lie,men are not naturally designed for dat,ders smtin dat is Der we can't explain
Romance › Re: Why Are We Not Talking About Promiscuous Men? by elonize(m): 11:17pm On Feb 07, 2019
Dear poster,if a wears a ripped jeans to d lap,it can attract gays n few females I think,but if a female put on dose n wear all dese nonsense "open belle",or clothes with breast exposed or any parts,all men will look....
to end this,when a man brings money for ur putty,u have d mouth n strong will to reject
work for ur money with pride n dignity
Politics › Re: 5 Killed At Buhari’s Rally In Taraba, Governor Ishaku’s Convoy Attacked - Nation by elonize(m): 11:10pm On Feb 07, 2019
ebig21:
not sure if it is npower people, but eight people died at that stadium side
8 is too much o

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