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Politics / Re: 2000 Pastors Pray For Governor Umahi In Ebonyi State (Photos) by Elonmuskfan: 7:05am On May 05, 2021
bigeliot:
Lols. Fear fear. Relax. When souls were dying under u, u didn't remember to gather pastors o. Now that it seem ur people are planning surugede dance for u, u are looking for prayers. Hehehe. Saint unknown gunmen, pray for us.
lmao
Computers / Re: Macbook Pro For Sale by Elonmuskfan: 12:08pm On May 04, 2021
spytime:
I want to sell this macbook pro corei5 2017 13inch screen at a giveaway price ..... I don't have any use for it since i have another one so talk to me if you need it 07054128941
whats ur starting price?
Sports / Re: Enugu To Build FIFA Standard Stadium In Nsukka by Elonmuskfan: 11:44pm On May 03, 2021
RingRoadMafia:


Lol, bruh view this thread to see what real ultra modern FIFA standard stadiums look like:
https://www.nairaland.com/6322488/ahmad-bin-ali-stadium-qatar

Then come back and view this our cement and block galore grin grin
hahahahahaha
Sports / Re: Enugu To Build FIFA Standard Stadium In Nsukka by Elonmuskfan: 11:05pm On May 03, 2021
RingRoadMafia:
This thing that looks like community township stadium is what they call "FIFA standard"?. grin grin


Once Nigerian politicians start using words like "ultra modern" and "world class", just know that when you see the pictures of the project, it will be a celebration of cement and block galore with 1989 infrastructural design pattern grin grin grin grin
cement and block hahahahahah u bad totally

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TV/Movies / Re: 8 Hollywood Movies That Spoke About Nigeria by Elonmuskfan: 10:53pm On May 03, 2021
Shukushaka:
Billions... Nigeria economy was discussed here on this TV series aswell.
it was casted in bad light?
TV/Movies / Re: 8 Hollywood Movies That Spoke About Nigeria by Elonmuskfan: 3:17pm On May 03, 2021
Nigeria is always known for bad things

Imagine witches and boko haram as things notable mentioned

I weep cry

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Crime / Re: Local Hunters Kill 4th Elephant In 2 Years In Ogun State (Photos) by Elonmuskfan: 11:40am On May 03, 2021
3minssex:


Do you know the number of people that have been killed by elephants within the past 10 years?
In retaliation to the death of their families.

Or you think elephants don’t have brains? They have the highest memorable ability and may attack a face recognized to be that of a foe that had attacked their herd and shot down a family member!

Live at peace with them and they won’t harm you! Moreover they graze in the forest. Do human beings live in the forest or in government recognized communities?

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Politics / Re: Shame On You - Mbaka Replies Garba Shehu On Contract Scandal by Elonmuskfan: 9:21am On May 03, 2021
nony43:
The APC Stalwarts decided to "scam Fada".
Huge disgrace mehhnnn.
They promised him " an ultra modern health facility" to be sited on the Adoration Ground cum vicinity.

Then to seal it,they sent Gubernatorial aspirant then Mr Hope Uzodimma with a little cheque to come down,make the pronouncement and secure the Reverend's trust.
Mr Hope was the emissary.
Reverend Ejike Mbaka was the mugu.

Fast forward to 2020 onto 2021, ah ah no tilling of ground,no foundation, no Intel,no hospital complex,nothing.

Odirokwa mma o. It's not good o.
APC deceived Fada Mbaaaa.
Hahaha.
How did uzodinma associate with the Fulani so much that he has their trust and is backed, also used as emissary?

I mean, they can’t know him from nowhere yet treat him this lofty?

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Politics / Re: Shame On You - Mbaka Replies Garba Shehu On Contract Scandal by Elonmuskfan: 9:05am On May 03, 2021
SmartProf:
Those in the Presidency are professional blackmailers but Mbaka has gone the way of a certain cunning Prophet Balaam in the Bible. The Catholic Church should donate him to a political party as a souvenir before 2023.
grin grin
Crime / Re: Local Hunters Kill 4th Elephant In 2 Years In Ogun State (Photos) by Elonmuskfan: 8:53am On May 03, 2021
Man must learn to co-habit with other indigenous animals of this world, especially those which do not cause threat to his existence.

Rest In Peace my beautiful friend.

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Phones / Re: Iphone 7 Needed by Elonmuskfan: 7:17am On May 03, 2021
EniRox01:
yeah
I have sha
Politics / Re: The Next Nigerian President Is Igbo, BUT He Must Distance Himself From IPOBism by Elonmuskfan: 5:55am On May 03, 2021
Akanbiedu:
Peter Obi is IPOBian nah
as much as buhari is Miyetti Allan and Pantami is as well Al-Qaedan

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Politics / Re: The Next Nigerian President Is Igbo, BUT He Must Distance Himself From IPOBism by Elonmuskfan: 5:54am On May 03, 2021
Amaechi2023:
them don start, same stale old English.
oga you must go to that your biafla or death soonest.
Go and sleep
Politics / Re: The Next Nigerian President Is Igbo, BUT He Must Distance Himself From IPOBism by Elonmuskfan: 5:53am On May 03, 2021
owobokiri:


Did Buhari declare his seperation from Boko Haram, isis, fulani foundamentalism, shariarism and parochialism before you, his vintage supporters declared him your Lord and personal saviour in two presidential elections? And if you can only find 3 people worthy of your failed presidency from a group of over 50 million, don't you think you are utterly prejudiced against the group beyond belief?

Good question

Buhari that publicly supported the establishment of Sharia/Islamic law in ALL states of the federation in 2001 won election and reelection in 2015 as well as 2019 without renouncing ANY of his ambitions.

It only when it comes to Igbo turn in Nigeria people like amaechi2023 form hard man, hard man.

Make dem go sleep, Nigeria is not named after them.

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Phones / Re: Iphone 7 Needed by Elonmuskfan: 11:34pm On May 02, 2021
EniRox01:
Hello I would like get an iPhone 7 preferably 32gb above. The budget is 60k or swap with Tecno Spark 5 pro 128gb.
Nigerian used?
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Umahi In Church, Charges Leaders To Seek The Face Of God by Elonmuskfan: 7:28pm On May 02, 2021
Yus2020:
Very selfish man
what made him selfish?
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Umahi In Church, Charges Leaders To Seek The Face Of God by Elonmuskfan: 7:23pm On May 02, 2021
SmartProf:
Since Nigerians are very religious, politicians know how to use religious lines to win them over. When u try to x-ray issues with a typical over religious Nigerian, rather than intellectually contributing, they will begin to use lines such as 'it is well', and 'God will help us' etc..to cover up their dumbness.

It is well. May God help us. Or God Dey.


Those lines disgust me down to my cells. A way of them accepting the oppressive status-quo.

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest 25 Pro-yoruba Nation's Rally Organisers In Abeokuta by Elonmuskfan: 5:21pm On May 02, 2021
Trailblazer1:


That it's unconstitutional doesn't necessarily make it a crime.

It only means that it is not in the constitution.

Is bleeping your girlfriend constitutional?

Does it make you a criminal?
lmao
Politics / Re: Anambra Airport Built With $2.2bn. by Elonmuskfan: 3:49pm On May 02, 2021
Sammy07:
Ghana Airport
it is their terminal 3 that costs 250million dollars not the entire airport undecided

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Webmasters / Re: Is Blogging Still Profitable? by Elonmuskfan: 12:31pm On May 02, 2021
adaperry25:
I have about 20+ articles on my Amazon affiliate blog...it's a year old and I've made less than a hundred dollar.
I've spent so much contacting those who do SEO. Please all of you making four figure income, show me the way please
what is an Amazon affiliate blog if I may ask?

Don’t worry! Have learnt what it is on Google.
Crime / Re: Private Investigator Needed by Elonmuskfan: 11:48am On May 02, 2021
Are you an assassin?

Mod take this thread down!
Health / Re: Suspected Lipoma - Can Surgery Be Avoided? by Elonmuskfan: 7:16am On May 02, 2021
Eagle1:
@Elonmuskfan

My reference to anathesia is not as a cure just the type suitable for such surgeries

I watched Dr Pimple Popper, a dermatologist and this got me confused. Who is best suited for the surgery - the dermatologist or a surgeon?

I understand that there might be tests after the removal to determine the drugs regime. I'm trying to build confidence and take a safe decision with adequate information.

Thank you
Pre-surgical anaesthesia is recommended. What happens post-surgery as far as pain is concerned is usually opioids, you may be placed on pentazocine, morphine, buprenorphine or any other opioid analgesic depending on the level of your pain.

Just go a general hospital, the first doctor you see will know the appropriate department to refer your folder to, then you will go there still within the general hospital, to see the appropriate doctor.

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Health / Re: Suspected Lipoma - Can Surgery Be Avoided? by Elonmuskfan: 6:44am On May 02, 2021
Eagle1:
Docs and medical professionals pls I need your urgent response and assistance. There is this painless lump on my left thigh. The growth started about 4 years ago. Initially I thought it was an insect bite. A friend suggested it is lipoma. My question is can it be cured with drugs? If the answer is negative, who do I consult for the removal - a dermatologist or a surgeon? What type of anathesia is best suited for the surgery? Any recommendations pls?

Thanks for your kind assistance.
please see a doctor. Anaesthesia has never been known to cure lipoma if actually it is what you suffer from. Once again please go see a doctor for professional diagnosis. None of us here can see the lump nor feel and touch it while wearing hand gloves. A doctor will, and also send you for further examinations/tests to confirm his suspicions. Thanks
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Two Police Officers In Akwa Ibom by Elonmuskfan: 10:53pm On May 01, 2021
NtoAkwaIbom:


Dem dey score own goal dem no know, las las igbo people get plenty investment for area wey we go arrange boys go looy and destroy if them touch my Uncle wey get loyalty of bois for area

Make dem reserve this their nonsense to their 5eastern states o, or na we versus them go start the war sef
go and sleep
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Chioma Received A Surprise 26th Birthday Party, Hosted By Clark Adeleke by Elonmuskfan: 9:54am On May 01, 2021
Built2last:
This lady is so mature. No noise or rant online about what happened between her and David.

If it's some miscreants they will be online reigning insults with drama

She is just living her best life and people are online making noise over what they are clueless about
I love her maturity and secrecy due. Not one word has been said by her over her relationship with davido, or trying to cast him or his family in bad light after the false proposal. People keep talking and wagging, she denies them attention.

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Politics / Re: Umahi Seeks Reconciliation, Negotiations With Bandits In Ebonyi by Elonmuskfan: 9:48am On May 01, 2021
adadike:
Please create jobs for them. The way they are flocking to Anambra as if it is Amelika is really becoming unbecoming. Biko sit their arses down and give them jobs.

If you are from Imo and know someone whose Keke was stolen or snatched away over there, kindly D M me. It is one business these Abakiliki boys do in my dear Anambra state
go and sleep. Tribalist
Politics / Re: Umahi Seeks Reconciliation, Negotiations With Bandits In Ebonyi by Elonmuskfan: 9:41am On May 01, 2021
adadike:
Please create jobs for them. The way they are flocking to Anambra as if it is Amelika is really becoming unbecoming. Biko sit their arses down and give them jobs.

If you are from Imo and know someone whose Keke was stolen or snatched away over there, kindly D M me. It is one business these Abakiliki boys do in my dear Anambra state
And you know they are Abakaliki boys because you interrogated or quizzed them to officially confirm their origin abi?

Stupid, uneducated assumption.

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Webmasters / I Need The Contact Of A Professional Blog Creator by Elonmuskfan: 9:36am On May 01, 2021
Please indicate if you can deliver a unique, responsive, well organized, non-hanging, well designed, professional blog
Webmasters / Re: Is Blogging Still Profitable? by Elonmuskfan: 9:26am On May 01, 2021
Bush2013:
I know someone who just started blogging and he is making much money but I think he is cutting corners actually. I can't tell
can I be friends with him?
Politics / Re: 2023: Lagos APC Rejects Move To Dump Zoning, Throw Presidential Ticket Open by Elonmuskfan: 6:39pm On Apr 29, 2021
Tinubu using Lagos APC as his mouth piece grin

Be like he don hear expo say them Dey leave 2023 open to both regions to contest embarassed

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi State Officially Launch Ebubeagu Security Network (Photos) by Elonmuskfan: 3:43pm On Apr 28, 2021
These 16 individuals will patrol the whole of Ebonyi state?

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Travel / Re: Applied For An International Passport Over A Month Ago And Still Haven't Gotten by Elonmuskfan: 3:26pm On Apr 28, 2021
Where u wan run go
Shebi u northerners foist that coward into our Anus, chaos and anarchy don hit naija u want to run sad

They should seize it till 2023

Beloved buhari, president gcfr 2015-2027

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