₦airaland Forum

Acheron:
I've stalked that lady for two years. I'm in great awe of her NL personality so don't blame me. Atleast we are making this thread good for something other than the scam twas intended.

Go for it chief. And remember to send us invites for the d-day.

Fat isn't healthy after all and I guess the reason why fat people are castigated is because it makes them look sloppy about personal care etc. But still I think we can encourage them instead of this mockery.

Iffffffy:
Mean!

You aren't on the big side are you?

Well done guys for derailing this thread, you hear.

We'll be giving you your awards at the end of the year awards and gala night.

Now can both of you get a room already and let's listen to another potential online scammer. Thank you.

Hmmm seems they are learning from us.

The part that touched me was "she wept as she was being sentenced".

Nigerians politicians who have been defrauding the masses can never be caught dead weeping. Rather they'll be smiling pretending that everything is OK.

I agree with the OP. We Nigerians and Africans deserve the kind of leaders we get.

This is just the beginning. Plenty suffering loading ahead.

When things were getting spoilt we all pretended it wasn't any of our business. As long as me and my family can eat 3square meals in a day.

It doesn't matter if the other man is dying of hunger with his household.

We have refused to hold our leaders accountable so now they are treating us like the dirt under their shoes. And yes, we deserve it. Until we wake up and do the needful.

Emassive:
Yeah the progress in the powers of your father's house right? Felele, Ibadan have never seen light during the day before but sees it for a max of 4-5hours at midnight and life goes on. Felele must be a Village in your hometown right?

You must have mistaken me for the person responsible for your frustration.

Your continuous yammering about Felele is quite disconcerting. Maybe you should be more lucid OK? Then I'd know what exactly you're trying to say.

Lol. Setting new records I see.

Before you get angry maybe you should go do pregnancy test. You might be surprised.

You really can't blame us you know. A sight like thiswill always turn us on unless we are gay. Think of it like when a rich guy is trying to woo you. I'll bet all you ladies see are dollar signs instead of his face. It's the same thing.

drmikeadams:
..if i were the president,,i will first of all cut down all the salaries,allowances of all them fat ,greedy politicians in power ...all of them..jumping from pdp to apc by the same cabals wont help this country,,2050 will come and we still be wailing ..

I absolutely agree with you. That would be a good step to take.

Also we don't need a bi-cameral legislature. The upper house should be scrapped.

Unfortunately the Senate won't vote against themselves now would they?

ephi123:
Same president who is flying haphazardly all over the world for various unproductive meetings, does that look like a president willing or able to tackle any of Nigeria's issues? Not to mention the money going into maintaining his fleet, met an empty treasury indeed! If he is serious, he should adopt austere measures as the rest of the country has been forced to do.

Secondly, this is the same govt that has NO tangible policy in place, it is quite obvious they had no plan for leadership. Worse still, they make and reverse all manners of 'policies' making the business environment even more volatile, does that seem like a govt that knows what it's doing?

It is completely stale to sit and blame Jonathan, if there is evidence supporting all the money he and his cronies looted, why is he still a free man today? Why hasn't he been prosecuted and jailed? Oh I forgot, the same govt pointing fingers is full of thieves.

I couldn't give a hoot about who is in power as long as they work and this govt is clearly NOT working.

It's easy to say the president is flying haphazardly all around the world and it's also easy to say that the meetings are unproductive.

You have neither an iota of what transpired at those gatherings to label them unproductive. I don't want to believe that you actually think that life works like an electric switch whereby you flip a switch and all of Nigeria's problems disappear.

The money going into maintaining his fleet of jets which the last administration bought with money we could have used to develop the agricultural sector. Why hasn't the president sold off the fleet? I won't pretend to know the answer to that neither do you.

You say the government has no tangible policy in place, yet the minister of finance comes out regularly to give updates on financial roadmaps they've planned for economic recovery.

Ditto the minister of works, power and housing.

Is it more like a case of you aren't just interested because it's your arch enemy buhari at the elms of affairs? I guess only you can answer that.

Then comes the icing on the cake, if Jonathan we're guilty why hasn't he been prosecuted.

This assertion made me pause and consider maybe you aren't residing in Nigeria. It's just like someone saying Diezani Alison Madueke is innocent because she hasn't been indicted yet.

Yeah. Just like Ibori was innocent here in Nigeria before the courtsin London found him guilty.

It's only people who have decided to bury their heads in the sand that don't know that Jonathan is an embezzler of public funds. His wife confirmed this when she asserted ownership of the millions of dollars in her account. Same millions that would have provided economic buffer for these hard times.

I'm not just indulging in blame game and I'm surprised you don't see that.

Blaming them won't bring back our money.

Get them prosecuted. Recover our money. Make a good example out of them.

If we don't do that we have already failed in nation building. No nation thrives on a foundation of injustice.

ephi123:
Okay, let's all sit down and keep asking how we got here while the rest of the world makes progress with great strides. 2020 we will still be asking how we got here. Smart approach, right?

OK. I'm not one to run away from an intelligent discussion. Let's do this.

Now what I'm saying is the treasury has been emptied practically and the money is lying useless in some foreign bank accounts or tied up in some foreign and local real estate.

The courts are like a drunken giant making very slow and undetermined steps. Getting the money back may not be in this decade if the constitution isn't amended.

On the other side, our mono-product economy is suffering a huge blow from two sides i.e low oil price in the market and activities of the Niger Delta terrorists.

So in short, every month that the FG pays salaries and other stuffs to keep the government running and the nation alive means our national reserves are being depleted without substantial income.

The little that comes from internally generated revenues will not last because the govt. doesn't only pay salaries, it also embarks on developmental projects.

The depletion of of our foreign exchange reserves by Jonathan and family and friends is a major contributor to why we have the naira taking a severe beating from the dollar.

Now if all the dollars they skimmed out of our treasury is recovered, we'll be able to weather the storm.

The rest of the world that you say is making progress don't have a mono economy like Nigeria and they have enough in their piggy bank to tide them over any bad economic patch. We don't.

For the last 16years Nigeria earned so much from oil revenue. We didn't diversify our economy, no infrastructure or social amenities we're put in place. Our politicians embezzled everything.

Isn't it fair to wanna get these money back so that we can use it to weather this storm?

Now, if you were in the president's shoes what would you do?

Kosy79:
waris dis wan hearing

I be wan yab you small before but as I come check your dp I see say na person wey I sabi.

dollyjoy:
What makes you think he is innocent?


Do you know what a lady,somewhere is going through right now because of that same man? Pluseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You see now? When we tell ladies not to give in to guys until marriage they call us all sorts of name.

The person she did the abortion for has probably gotten married with a couple of kids of his own.

The woman loses in the end doesn't she?

While I'm sympathetic with op, I must say she should carry her cross because I can't help thinking of the little baby she killed that could have been calling her mommy right now. Just sad.

The principle of no sex before marriage is to protect women's future.

Another tread to bash Yoruba men. I see the hateometer is running high these days.

It's not our fault that we are handsome, charming and every lady's dream.

If your women don't want you maybe you should ask us how to help you get your game up instead of running hate treads on Nairaland. It doesn't make you more attractive.
Proudly Yoruba.

LadyMercedes:
My eyes, "front", and "back"

I think you should include your lips. Highly kissable if you ask me.

ReneeNuttall:
I swear,number 1 is devastating

I'm sure the signs must have been there you just didn't pay attention.

Jessidaisy4:
I haven't experienced any breakup

Really!! Gurl, you haven't lived. Come here lemme help you break that heart. It's part of the lessons of life.

So are you saying it's OK if the girl cheats with 5guys on her boyfriend than with 10guys or what?

And we're assuming all the girls actually have boyfriends right?

byrron:
Your response again is an indication of how hollow and shallow your reasoning faculties are.
I decided to use an elementary analogy in my first response to you on the foolishness of blaming a defective structure while exonerating the builders yet your response again as indicated by the highlighted above still repeated the same defective reasoning which i tried to expunge from you ab initio.

Let me write in pidgin, perhaps it might be of great help to you this time around!

Na only mad man dey blame house wey dem no build well but him go come dey praise the builders. For this mater so, House here means POLITICAL PARTY and the builders na those wey dey inside the house which is the political party. The house no build em self rather, na people build am.

If you fail to comprehend again after this per-nursery explanation i offered to you for free, I will have no other choice than to e-bundle you to see a psychiatrist and your medical bills will be on me again for the second time.

Guy abeg shift. I don't engage nitwits and numbskullls online. You want to practice your grammar? Get your younger brother in creche and impress him. Now get lost.

This couple is the reason why I put an extra something in the offering box on Sunday. May God never allow me to meet a woman like this.

seizethaBae:
Thanks sis,but pls is dis my situation normal?

Look at it this way.

When you lie in your bed and you're not feeling sleepy and you wanna sleep, you'll agree with me that thinking about the situation or worrying about it or even trying to force yourself to sleep are counterproductive right?

Same thing applies to meeting your future spouse.

It has been said that love is what happens to you when you least expect it.

My advice?

Live your life normally and go about your daily duties and stop obsessing about this issue.

Don't go around living life on edge thinking you're going to bump into him any moment.

People get married in their 30s and 40s. And some don't ever get married.

It's not a curse. Getting married for the wrong reasons or to the wrong wrong person is a curse indeed.

byrron:

Power is inanimate, it is people that uses it.

Silly mentality is when you blame a poorly constructed building (inanimate object) rather than blaming those that built it ( Humans).

I know a world renowned neuron-surgeon over here in Johns Hopkins that expunges such demented way of reasoning you just postulated above, your medical bill will be on me.

He must have done a very poor job on you unless of course you're still undergoing treatment in which case I'll advice you to get off the internet before you hurt yourself.

I'd intended to write "which PARTY was in government". An obvious slip but you decided to proclaim the situation of your mental health to us all. Pele.

ItsQuinn:
I like his sarcasm, it turns me on

OK then. Go for it.

Bad. Help her get professional help before she ruins your marriage.

ItsQuinn:
oh thank thanks

Do you have a dictionary? Look up the word "sarcasm" and apply it to the response you quoted.

Kosy79:
Noooooooooooo. militants una don fall my hand, how can u say that Bubu's govt is corrupt? have u forgotten that they are d Sinful Saints in Nigeria.



Well they are not corrupt but fantastically corrupt and d way they manipulates zombies brain is so astonishing.

Waris dis wan saying?

omojoshy:
But this is a case of POT calling KETTLE BLACK.

I can't see the difference between the Militants and PMB led Government. Truth be told, biko.

Have you considered seeing an opthalmologist?

byrron:
Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, chieftain, Chief Sunny Onuesoke, has reiterated that members of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, has no justification to criticize the 16 years administration of PDP. Onuesoke, who spoke recently to journalists in Jos, Plateau State against the back drop of APC ascribing their inability to perform to PDP 16 years wreckage, described the ruling party’s claim as unfortunate and “pot calling kettle black.”

Describing their claim to that of a broken record, Onuesoke recalled that APC, as a party, is made up of 90 per cent of PDP members who decamped to the APC because of their selfish reasons just as he queried that beside Muhammadu Buhari, Ahmed Tinubu and a few of their leaders, who among those in the party today has not been a member of the PDP and have not contributed to the damage of the country if really there were any?

“All the people in the party have been in the PDP, so, if the PDP ruined Nigeria, these people that defected to the APC in 2015 are those who ruined Nigeria. That is the clear fact we must live with.

It is wrong for somebody to say the PDP ruined Nigeria in the last 16 years while 90 per cent of those that have been in the PDP until 2015 are now in the APC.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/apc-members-cant-criticise-pdp-onuesoke/

This same silly mentality again? Which power was in government since 1999?

iflywithbuhari:
The Hammurabi code is derived from king Hammurabi, who believed in the notion of " An eye for an eye". So the Nigerian government should get ready for their eye to be punctured. By the time those wicked boys are through with Buhari, he will sell Aisha and Zahra together.

Shame on you. When Buhari orders the military to make a military sweep of the Niger Delta areas and eliminate threat to the nation it's still the same myopic people like you with disjointed thoughts and jaundiced opinion that will still come here and be shouting genocide.

Your brothers in the creeks were blind to the gigantic and unprecedented looting that went on right under the nose of the ineffectual buffoon. Now their eyes have suddenly open abi? Don't worry God will catch all of una soon.

OmidinaOlayemi:
Exactly my thought. Igbos are the only group of people who have voted Hausa, yoruba, Ijaw but some cantankerous dolts still call them 'clannish', asking them 'build bridges'. What bridges exactly?

I know Igbos who have voted Hausa; fulani and yoruba, Does anyone here know any Fulani or yoruba dead or alive who have ever vote an Igbo.

Anyway it's too late. Igbos will take the bull by the horn and decide their future outside the dog-eat-baboon wicked contraption. Shikena!

Don't be silly. How do you know Igbos have voted every tribe. I guess you are the latest INEC chairman. Issssshhh...

Make we hear word abeg.