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CelebritiesRe: Cossy Ojiakor Turns 'Stripper' by ElsonMorali: 5:46pm On Mar 28, 2019
Bleaching all the way.
PoliticsRe: Senate Presidency: Igbos Have Themselves To Blame For Voting Atiku— APC by ElsonMorali: 5:39pm On Mar 28, 2019
cr7lomo:
Like say if Igbo man is made SP, it will benefit us...we don't care , we live comfortably... Do the elections again, and we will still vote PDP
And what's the difference between APC and PDP?

Three years ago Atiku was in APC.
HealthRe: How Do I Help A Baby With Epilepsy? by ElsonMorali: 5:08pm On Mar 28, 2019
1Sharon:
Are you for real?
Yes I am. Unfortunately modern medicine has no cure for this either.
HealthRe: How Do I Help A Baby With Epilepsy? by ElsonMorali: 5:02pm On Mar 28, 2019
dee92:
My 8 months old niece was diagnosed with epilepsy last month. She didn't cry at birth. She is on medication but it doesn't seem to tackle her seizures effectively. She's having subtle seizures as well. Any first hand experience from anyone with homeopathic remedies for epilepsy?
Hmmm...

It may not be epilepsy. There's this thing that most kids have. We call it "giri" in Yoruba. Its also known as "eru". I think it's what is popularly known as convulsion.

If this is the case, there's one family in Ibadan that treats this effectively.

They make incisions on the child's hands, chest, and back and rub in locally made substance from pure herbs. And also tiny, almost invisible incisions on the face, which won't leave any mark.

If you are interested, I can link you.

I assure you it's purely medicinal and not fetish, but very very effective.

If help is not sought in good time, it might permanently disfigure and cripple the child.
NYSCRe: Corper Shares Ordeal Of Her Albino Student by ElsonMorali: 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2019
KingAzubuike:
Something about albino girls is that when they mature their theater of dreams is always very soft and very pink. In fact I love albino girls. My current wife is an albino and I love her everyday.

CareerRe: How To Cope With A 9 To 5 When You Are Not A Morning Person by ElsonMorali: 3:14pm On Mar 28, 2019
iRyan:
who's talking about going 24 hrs a day without bathing? If you working a 9 - 5 , you can always shower once you are back from work and again just before you hit the sacks. It is not a dirty habit, it is more like a survival habit for people who arent early risers. Showering before going to work may affect their punctuality so they skip it and do it later.
Applying deodorants just after showering is not a dirty habbit. It helps combat sweating under the armpit that is why it is recommended especially for those in tropical regions and those who also sleep without a fan or A.C.
And you are wrong. I'm nowhere close to being a dirty person
Hey, don't take it hard bro. Just light hearted banter. Of course you are not a dirty person. Apologies if it came out wrong.

Are you aware that using roll on in a bid to stop sweating has been linked to cancer?

Also, using deodorant to mask the smell of an unwashed body doesn't make the unwashed body clean.

Nothing stops a 9-5 worker from bathing with sponge at 7pm before dinner and light showering at 6am before heading to work.12 hourly bath helps clear the pores on your skin.

I'm amazed that you can actually leave home in the morning and not have your bath. How about brushing your teeth? Do you also do that the night previous ONLY?

I must confess, this is the first time I'm hearing this suggestion of heading out in the morning to work without showering.
CareerRe: How To Cope With A 9 To 5 When You Are Not A Morning Person by ElsonMorali: 2:24pm On Mar 28, 2019
iRyan:
yes you dont necessarily have to shower once you showered the night before. However depending on the weather and other enviromental factors, you might have to apply roll on to combat sweating that might occur under the armpits during the night. smiley
Dirty habit. Bathing twice a day is most recommended especially for those living in tropical regions of the world.

How can you go 24hrs without taking a bath bros? shocked

The minimum should be every twelve hours if you don't want to smell like a pig sty.

Lol @ using roll on. Oga, you must be a dirty boy jare. cheesy
CrimeRe: We Had Sex But No Penetration - Doctor Accused Of Raping Patient Says by ElsonMorali: 2:19pm On Mar 28, 2019
MissRaine69:
People get their thrills differently that’s all I can say
True that.
PoliticsRe: Fatimah Ganduje-Ajimobi ‘Fights’ Father’s Critics On Twitter by ElsonMorali: 8:08am On Mar 28, 2019
If Nigeria were working properly, this silly _twat should be visiting her father in prison.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Men Who Promised Buhari A Cow After The Election, Redeem It - Photos by ElsonMorali: 8:05am On Mar 28, 2019
Lol. See the cow sniffing that guy's d.ick.
PoliticsRe: Over 150 Children Stranded As FCDA Demolished Orphanage Home In Abuja (Video) by ElsonMorali: 8:04am On Mar 28, 2019
chloride6:
What arrangement did the orphanage have before it illegally built an orphanage in the wrong area?
What social welfare package or benefits or security has your government provided for young orphans in your country?

Instead of your government to encourage private involvement in caring for these orphans, here's what you get.

Take a look at those kids in the picture again and realize that could easily have been any of us here.

If the government was going to demolish the building, an arrangement should have been made for the kids.

This is a no-brainer.
PoliticsRe: EU Withdraws Nigeria’s Listing As High-risk Country In Money Laundering & Terror by ElsonMorali: 7:59am On Mar 28, 2019
Isn't the EU one of the greatest beneficiaries of money laundering by Nigerian politicians, their cronies and families?
CareerRe: How To Cope With A 9 To 5 When You Are Not A Morning Person by ElsonMorali: 7:53am On Mar 28, 2019
Uhm...hello Op. So if you took a shower the night before that means you won't have to take your bath in the morning before going to work?

Whish kaind of tin be dat now?
PoliticsRe: Disquiet In PDP As Jonathan Loses Senatorial District To Sylva, APC by ElsonMorali: 7:48am On Mar 28, 2019
It's not for nothing he's called the ineffectual buffoon.

They should have asked his wife to help them instead.
CrimeRe: We Had Sex But No Penetration - Doctor Accused Of Raping Patient Says by ElsonMorali: 7:42am On Mar 28, 2019
MissRaine69:
They rub their man stick on the woman’s thigh and that is how they reach their destination.
I see. Using the woman as an object of masturbatory pleasure. Why not just stick it in? undecided

Different folks, different strokes, I guess.
CrimeRe: We Had Sex But No Penetration - Doctor Accused Of Raping Patient Says by ElsonMorali: 11:46pm On Mar 27, 2019
MissRaine69:
Some men get off on thigh action
Uhm...explain further please.
LiteratureRe: Have you been scammed as a writer? Share your story! by ElsonMorali: 11:36pm On Mar 27, 2019
If I ever had it in my head to outsource my writing I'd be asking for IELTS certification with at least an 8.0 score on each of the tests.

I so much hate grammatical errors like confusing "been" for being", "their" for "there" and some other ones which I have seen on this thread from writers who claim to write and expect to be paid.

If writing is your craft, the least you could do is to perfect the medium of expression of that craft.

As for scammers, I can only laugh at your stupidity. What comes around that goes around isn't just some lame cliché.
PropertiesRe: Fire At National Productivity Centre, Abuja by ElsonMorali: 10:46pm On Mar 27, 2019
National Productivity Centre.

No big loss there since there's no productivity coming out of that one.

So many useless government parastatals just gulping money.

Who knew NAFDAC existed until Akunyili (God rest her soul) got there?
RomanceRe: How Do I Overcome This Crazy Habit? by ElsonMorali: 10:41pm On Mar 27, 2019
Tundexxy:
Friend of all people are no friend to themselves
Because they displease themselves to please others.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Ladies Keep Losing Potential Husbands by ElsonMorali: 3:27pm On Mar 27, 2019
Well said. A great then off is a lady who flirts with everyone who has a third leg.
RomanceRe: Please Help A Brother. by ElsonMorali: 3:15pm On Mar 27, 2019
Drsnives:
not here please
Are you going to wait until she infects you with yamayama std?

Better a broken relationship than a broken marriage.

This is the best time to dump her sorry ass.

You'll meet new and interesting people in NYSC camp.

Delete her from your life. Block her everywhere blockable.

If you do otherwise, well, your funeral bro.
CelebritiesRe: 18-year-old UNILAG Student Begs MC Galaxy To Strip On His IG Live Video by ElsonMorali: 2:12pm On Mar 27, 2019
gloria34:
nor mind me, i just find the Generalization irritating
Understandable dear.
CelebritiesRe: 18-year-old UNILAG Student Begs MC Galaxy To Strip On His IG Live Video by ElsonMorali: 1:37pm On Mar 27, 2019
gloria34:
Including every female member of your family abi?
You dey vex plenty plenty.
RomanceRe: Lady Hides Phone, Eyeglass, Bottle Of Wine Inside Her Boobs (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 1:20pm On Mar 27, 2019
Stop making stupid people famous. Una no go hear.
PoliticsRe: N1.3 Trillion: 'Nigeria More Corrupt Now Than During My 5-Year Term' - Jonathan by ElsonMorali: 1:12pm On Mar 27, 2019
gaskiyamagana:
..... including peedpeemadol and ibotoxicant.
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Darkness Looms As Hoodlums Vandalise Six TCN Towers by ElsonMorali: 1:11pm On Mar 27, 2019
uuzba:
Nigerians believe that they own their personal property (phone, car etc). But they don't believe that public property is shared property of Nigeria|Nation. The concept of "Nation/National/Nigeira" does not mean anything to anybody.
If you mention "America" to a typical American, they will say "Land of Freedom, Superpower, American Dream". All of them know it because their forefathers came from Europe to conquer the land for all of them. It is in their vested interest to maintain the land and all public infrastructure. They want their country to be better than other countries.
Not so for us, Nigerians.
When we say "Nigeria", what comes to the mind of the typical Indegene is Hmm, Nonsense! My Village is my concern, Nigeria is corrupt, useless leaders, How can I escape overseas? How can I escape to my village?"
Americans do not have village mind. The whole America is their village.
That's a sad mentality indeed.
PoliticsRe: N1.3 Trillion: 'Nigeria More Corrupt Now Than During My 5-Year Term' - Jonathan by ElsonMorali: 8:29am On Mar 27, 2019
Lol. Jonathan must be high on codeine and glue.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Shows Off His Ongoing School Project In Mopa, Kogi State by ElsonMorali: 8:27am On Mar 27, 2019
Acidosis:
4 years as a Senator; 4 as a member of the house of representatives.
Oh I see. Thanks for the clarification.
PoliticsRe: Darkness Looms As Hoodlums Vandalise Six TCN Towers by ElsonMorali: 8:26am On Mar 27, 2019
GlorifiedTunde:
So it can't be true?
Did you read my last statement? undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Burundi Schoolgirls Detained For Defacing President's Photo, Released by ElsonMorali: 8:16am On Mar 27, 2019
Burundi still dey exist? Been a while I heard that country's name for anything.

Where's it located sef? Southern Africa? Eastern Africa? Or Atlantic Ocean?
RomanceRe: How Do I Overcome This Crazy Habit? by ElsonMorali: 8:13am On Mar 27, 2019
ecstasy357:
I have something similar with the op. I don't like dogs or cats or pets in general
Try getting a dog. Even therapists recommend that to patients sometimes.

The one person you can always count on being totally and ecstatically happy to see you when you come back from work is your dog.
RomanceRe: How Do I Overcome This Crazy Habit? by ElsonMorali: 8:10am On Mar 27, 2019
Divepen1:
Lol.. Thanks. Will try to do that..
You welcome.

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