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Evablizin:
No thanks.

Lol. I remember this advert from the early 90s. I think they were advertising Ajinomoto or something.

Some funny .shit

Nice one from Ghana.

People who vote a particular person get upset when that person doesn't win because they think others must have voted the same person they voted for.

No matter who wins, the other side will shout "rigging".

Baby mamas be doing self love upandan while the irresponsible dolts that impregnated them are out there with other potential baby mamas.

Nigerians have boxed themselves in with two incompetents.

Well, better Buhari than Atiku the thief who wants to sell Nigeria to make his friends rich.

Is it any wonder that the vultures, Atiku, Saraki, Dino Melaye, Fayose, and other people of questionable means and characters are circling overhead and gathering again to feast on the left over of 16 years?

Originalsly:
So that if they get rejected...like this one.... they can easily and quickly sit or lay down until they recover from the shock ......or......wouldn't have far to fall if they fainted.
When you're ready to propose...I advise you lay down....that's the best..... and safest.

Yeah right.

If I throw the ring at her from a distance if she like make she no catch am o, na her loss be dat.

Why do guys kneel down to propose anyway?. That's one thing I'll never understand.

candlewax:
I'm not weak, I want to buy his existing business which some people might be interested too, I'm just trying to sort it in a polite way yet urgent

No, you are not weak, you are just a doormat that everybody walks over and wipe their feet on.

To hell with his stinky business. Throw his cases out in the yard. Lock up your house and go spend a couple of days with your babe.

You shouldn't have let him and the girl through the gates in the first place.

What if they were both armed robbers and they robbed all your neighbors at gunpoint?

Maybe by now you'll be sitting pretty in a jail cell somewhere.

It is good that he is borrowing from the playbook of a loser. His loss is very evident. Atiku will cry after the election, and I don't mean tears of joy.

surevik:
Enough, most especially in the area of unity. This country need to be united again and Only Atiku can do that

What makes you think Atiku's can unite the country?

Is it because he married different wives from the various ethnic groups in Nigeria?

Lol. Maybe you've forgotten that Atiku's used to be in APC two years ago.

My guess is that Oyo state people will vote PDP in governorship election and Buhari in the Presidential.

husbandsnatcha:
hmmm...u ar an expert in dis field lmao

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I am beginning to suspect you.

JasonScoolari:
I just love Bukky "Ronaldo" Saraki, he keeps giving APC miscreants like Adams Oshiomhole and the zombie above me serious pains.

After Mr. Integrity was stoned like a common thief at Ogun state, it is safe to say that lagos is lock down for Atiku "Aguero" Abubakar.

God bless the PDP.

Just look at you...

She doesn't look happy to me.

Everybody in Nigeria is a law unto themselves.

flyca:
First, I live in a society where I can go as long as one month without citing a black person. This is to say, the perceived “racism” is all around me!
But it doesn't bother me, if I were in my home country, how dare they!

Note also that racism is not always about skin color. Sometimes, it's a trail of something (usually horrible) that someone who looks like you did to me, a friend, a relative, a neighbor in sometime ago! Then, I begin to have an antipathy towards you. Yahoo is a typical example of this, where almost an entire state live on scamming and defrauding people thousands of miles away from them via internet. You think it's not globally known?

The closest I get very frequently with Nigerians is ”group chat”. But you will be amazed what we do here! Nigerians ehhhh.... Lemme not talk sha. I even generally started avoiding too much contact to avoid being implicated!

As I said, you may not have met all your cousins, but you have a natural tendency to be more receptive towards a partucular set of people over others. Mind you, your analogy of kids/silverware can take several turns. If I were the parent, the more destructive kid will likely get more spanking. It could also be that the kid that showed geniune remose got “just” scolded. Mood or scenario of the punisher also plays an effect. Many things in fact.

But as a black myself, let me tell you, ON A BROAD SCALE, we black people are bad to ourselves. We cannot develop ourselves, we cannot harvest our own natural resources, we are at the lowest of the global food chain, our economies are bad and unstable, are leaders are lootings, are infrastructure - zero, we cannot feed ourselves (mechanicanized agriculture and off season storage - nothing!), our schools are pathetic etc, our govts cannot secure our lives and properties. For you to excel exceptionally as a black, you need to leave the continent. We do not globally compete in any sports, science and techology etc The list is endless.

I honestly do not blame anybody for hating on us.
Going to bed now. Thanks for your time.

Sure. Nice chat. Have a good night.

flyca:
Indonesians are Causcasians? Okay o

Lemme ask you - if you have cousins from your mothers side come to your house break your toys, sells you jelweries and electronics, keep late nights, lack basic home training, talk back at your parents, fight with neighbours, do not clean up after themselves etc. And cousins from your dad's side come in help you in Maths, take you on weekend outings, keep small cash for you to flex, mentor you to a career, you go to their home occassionally and feel at home too etc, which ones will you be more receptive towards?

Note - you have not met all your cousins. I just simply mean the ones that come around often.

first, when i used the word caucasian, i used it in a very loose way to refer to non-negro light skinned race of the human species.

second, it seems you've never been the victim of subtle or open racist attack before, that's why you are rationalizing it this way.

Truth be told, no one knows whether the man in the video was actually guilty or not. but since it's the picture of a non-African torturing a black man, then it must be alright. it must be that the man really did commit the crime, right?

your analogy is very poor. You are assuming that the Indonesian citizens or the white/red people (non-negroids) are perfect and don't commit any crime from your analogy. Do you see how the whites have brainwashed us into believing that we black are bad. the whites say so, therefore it must be so.

here's a better analogy:

if one of my children breaks an expensive silverware at home and i scold him and let him off the hook, then another of my kids on another occasion breaks the same type of silverware and i flip out and flog the hell out him and ground him for a month. would you call that justice?

show me a video of where the Indonesian police used snakes on one of their own citizens and I'll take back my racist comments.

just check out the comments after the video and take a moment to meditate on them.

if what they did was alright, why did the police apologize?

chineloSA:
Good reason to return to Africa and build our continent.

What exactly is he doing in Indonesia to even become a prime suspect of a crime?

We should only leave Africa to study, for vacation, for defined work with timelines and any short activity.

Any thing beyond that we need to know that : NO RACE IN THIS PLANET LIKES AFRICANS. NONE!!!

True talk! There is no reason why Africa being the birthplace of humanity shouldn't be the bright beacon that guides the entire human race.

Others are supposed to scramble and jostle to come to Africa. Africa is supposed to be paradise for the other races.

Unfortunately, Nigeria has to get it right for Africa. And that looks like a long way away.

Heck, we don't even like ourselves in Africa, from the killings of other Africans in South Africa to the toning and bleaching of the skin by our dark skinned African beauties who refuse to see the beauty and elegance of the melanin-rich skin. It is just so sad.

flyca:
Look at the comments
Everyone is tired of “the black man”

To me, it's not racism. It's the way we have misconducted ourselves (nationally and internationally) over the ages.

it is racism. the caucasians aren't a race of angels. every race has it's own fair share of bad characters.

there is no scientific research or analysed data that shows that the blacks have the highest number of evil doers.

it is racism. and it is abhorent.

afroniger:
Racism is real. Just look at the comments. Smh. If these whites have their way they will treat us blacks worse than monkeys and cage us.

they have had their way. they have treated the black man worse than monkeys. they have put the black man in cages and paid to watch him like an animal in the zoo. they have tortured the black man to death.

the average white person sees the black person as infinitely inferior to him.

the average black man sees the white person as infinitely superior to him.

that is why our religions preach to us that God is white and satan is black.

lefulefu:
not in nigeria cos there are some nugerian cities u will see a mad man or mad woman walking stark naked on the street and the authorities wont do anything.

true. but then Nigeria isn't really a functional entity, is it? More like a banana republic.

Lol. I wonder where these two trekkers are now. Trekking for losers.

I wish a mod will push this to front page at this critical time and let Nigerians see their silliness at times. In a year's time, today will be irrelevant.

Kingsley10000:
ON A VERY SERIOUS NOTE....LET'S TRY ATIKU THIS TIME AROUND

HE SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS SERIOUS ABOUT CHANGING THE FORTUNE OF THIS NATION

So he paid millions of dollars bribe to win the PDP primaries, paid a PR firm to help him "enter" the US...all because he wants to change the fortune of this nation?

Lol. Wait lemme laugh at you a lil bit...

Lol @ "we will use Atiku's money to celebrate Buhari's victory.

cococandy:
Good. A Christian husband should respect his wife in the same way that he wants to be respected, stay faithful to her for the rest of his life like he expects.
Give the same respect to his in-laws that he wants her to give to his family. To mention but a few.

Yes I agree that it sounds like bliss. Imagine a world where men give what they expect. Bliss.
Sounds to me like the golden Christian rule is feminist. Seeking fair treatment of everyone involved.

My Christian brothers do not like the golden rule.
They prefer the parts of the Bible that mentions submission of women (submission to male vices BTW) ,while ignoring the parts that charges men to do same.

I bet what I typed above would sound like torture to some very ‘devout’ Christians.
Not when they can say “after all he’s the head of the family” in response to very bad behavior. As if headship is a free ticket to abuse.

I could go on although there’s really no need to. I don’t see how anyone can argue with this except of course they willfully choose to see the truth. In which case it’s not worth the time. The running around in circle discussing an issue that’s clear as day.

Most "Christians" don't know that the word Christian means "of Christ" or "Christ like" and that the early followers of Jesus were first called Christians in Antioch because they exhibited and reflected the personality of Jesus the Christ.

Being the head of the family doesn't mean lording it over the other family members.

A reference point is Jesus, the head of the Church who washed his disciples' feet and even laid down his life for us.

That is the role of the head. To serve and not to be served.

The woman on the other hand is not to take advantage of this. But in today's world that we live in, most women will. A man has to be prudent in his dealings with his family members.

Not too bossy and definitely not a wimp.

Salowise:
You really get bad mouth, I'm just waiting for this election to end I'm tired of this apc and pdp stuff.

My dear, me too o. Too much rancour in the land. It's not like as if whoever is elected will turn Nigeria into Dubai in the next four years.

Elder0001:
You’re a very wise fellow.

Thank you sir.

Sisi99:
Hmmm!. If it is only taking drugs alone is a different, but if any other infection set in, it is dangerous here. This is base on some answers above and other findings. Anyway it is good to stay safe.

Yes o.

Poanan:
Jonathan is a perfect gentle man.

A perfect gentleman that looted your country dry and forced it into recession.

I see the guy has still got a lot of Nigerians fooled.

Diezani Alison Madueke is still in London hiding in the hospital where she's feigning illness for the last 4 years.

Shiorrrrr!!!!

Ozkar:
he has changed from 'nudity was NEVER acceptable' to 'not anymore'.

You called being in bikini 'nudity', and now you are trying to change the goal post to total nudity. You should take some time to learn more about other cultures and even the history of your own culture.

What constitutes nudity has always been defined by society and all societies aren't the same. Religiously fanatical Europe had different views of nudity and morality than is obtainable today.

Anyway, here... Just one example. Hope you are going to arrest them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08SuC3IN37E

We can just make an experiment now. Strip totally and move around your neighborhood. Or maybe wear just your boxer shorts alone and move around your neighbourhood or even attempt to take a cab to your church or something. Anybody who asks you what's wrong, you tell them it's tradition.

apostle24:
Guy hide make we see road we all know that all our leaders are looters so no need making unnecessary noise in the house and allow us pick our own thief to lead us. Make we try hear word

If you no hear word na wax dey block your ears bros, no be me.

I'm sure you call yourself a Christian, maybe you have given yourself the title "apostle" join, yet you are not ashamed to openly support thieves and looters.

Tomorrow you'll head to church to sing Hosannah right?