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Westaslave2:
Ezi ofia anumanu hiv patient

*Announcement * fools slinding into my dm shud burn in bleezes espiacially, afonja alpha male

mtcheww

It must be my Nairaland shadow sliding into your DM. Lol.

Who has the highest risk of contracting HIV, me or you who jump from one oversized preeq to another

Westaslave2:
Omg ! U mehn can be despicable

u monitoring spirit dont u av shame at all..wizkid might be d only reason tart frm d west all others ar m...or.on controlled by yellowteeth landlord

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i love wizkids songs n so wat ?

n command u 2 remove dat screenshot at once!

Lawd!!! I don laugh tire for here. It's so difficult to get angry with you despite your posts. They are so amusing. I wonder the kind of person you are in real life sef.

Shaking my head for you very seriously.

I will take down that picture only if you apologize to me.

Say you are sorry and that you won't do that again.

queenitee:
Foursquare Gospel Church

Wow. My ex also attended that church. Dumped me like a hot sack of potato because I'm Catholic and I wouldn't convert to her church

Westaslave2:
bastard idiot

Mumu geh.

Westaslave2:
pls let me be cos i despise u ,

. we arent mate! am an american citizen my brain n urs cant be dsame u stupid entity which time did i beg short mouth odour wizkid 4 marriage?

u nw lie on me ryt? anuofia

I know you are not well. Too much _dick has turned your brain upside down. Lol.

I know you despise me. Me, I love you and I won't let you be. You must change by fire by force.

Lol at American citizen. You wey be say you know even sabi where airport dey.

The pic below is a lie abi? If I slap that your mouth that is only good for giving head ehn...

She remembered to carry her makeup kit from the car but forgot her baby in the same taxi. Lolest.

khiaa:
Of course I'm joking, I would leave my own house before I let that happen.

Lol.

khikhella:
To Me O, What The Daughter-in-law Did On All Levels Was Wrong, The Mother-in-law Wasn't Wrong. The Problem Most Women Have Is, They Don't Consider Their Husband's Mother As Their Own Mom. If Her Mom Had Slapped Her, Would She Have Retaliated? Of Course Not! My Prayer Is To Always Have A Mom-in-law Who Would Treat Me As Her Daughter, So Dat Wen We Have Issues, I Will Take It Dat She Is Doing This Becos She Cares. He Reported Her To Her Mom, Yet She Didn't Heed Her Own Mom's Advice. That Says Alot About The Lady. To Celebrate No Be By Force, 5, 10... Years Old Celebration Still Dey There. This Is What Happens When U Enter A Marriage With The Notion That 'marriage Is A Bed Of Roses'. Women Be careful Don't Spoil The Name Of The Remaining Good Women Outside.

Well said.

khiaa:
1. God help her if I am pregnant and she slaps me and causes me to lose my balance and I lose the child, see it can go both ways.

2. It would be better for me to put the Monster in law out of my house than to retaliate according to you.

3. It would be better for her to be in jail than to be in the hospital.

4. If I don't want those uncivilized people in my life you are correct, there is the door they can use it to walk out of my house. Yes there was a time the husband didn't know the wife but that time isn't now, he needs to get off of his mother's breast and suckle his wife's.

5. My Monster Inlaw slaps me = abuse, I slap my Monster Inlaw back=don't start no shyt and there won't be any shyt. If my husband wants to leave the house that is his choice but he can not throw me out of our house.

You are a funny babe. I know you just kidding. You aren't so bad as to slap you mother-in-law.

Westaslave2:
mtcheew...wicked tribe ,so dey ar gud 4 sometin tangible?
after all dia ugly face body odour ,charcoal face ,ritual n mouth odour

He won d 65yrs silver wt his mouth odour

This girl. Shame no dey catch you? You that was begging Whizkid to come and marry you like Davido busy banging Chioma. How come you always leave your gray matter behind anytime you want to comment on Nairaland?

All I see are some serious potential memes here.

queenitee:
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Yes, esp since I have been desiring it. It's a sign that you have attain another level in your spiritual life

Wow. Which church do you attend?

loveDcross:
There is no link between holiness and prosperity. Thou God blesses some people to test them just as it is written in the Bible if you have not been faithful with unrighteous mammon who shall commit unto you the true riches but it is rare and it is not because of holiness or whatever just grace alone.

Double quote.

loveDcross:
There is no link between holiness and prosperity. Thou God blesses some people to test them just as it is written in the Bible if you have not been faithful with unrighteous mammon who shall commit unto you the true riches but it is rare and it is not because of holiness or whatever just grace alone.

Your state in life is a direct reflection of so many factors non of which has anything to do with God blessing an individual with material things.

There are wretched people who call themselves Christians and go to church daily. And there are people who don't even give a crap if there's a God somewhere, they just live ordinary normal lives and they are comfortable and them are people who commit every sin in the bible and doors keep opening for them wherever they go.

In the scheme of things our incarnation in the flesh is just a step in the process of our spiritual growth. How we handle our situations in life irrespective of material possession or academic achievements will determine if we have imbibed the lessons we are meant to learn.

queenitee:
Recently

Oh...how did it feel like? Any special fuzzy-wuzzy feeling?

[quote author=khiaa post=75590027]

1. I am not my husband's mother's punching bag, instinct would be to defend yourself so reflexes happen

Raising your hand to block the slap or dodging the slap would be self-defense. Slapping her back would be assault. There's a difference between the two. And God help you if the old woman drops dead at your feet due to your slap.

2. Once she processes the thought that she is going to slap a grown woman she could get her ratchet azz out of my house and keep it moving.

You can jolly well drag her by the blouse and kick her out the door. Your husband will be really pleased at your initiative.

3. If her sons lay a hand on me they will go to jail and maybe her as well. I don't have any use for someone who doesn't respect me especially in my own home

That is certainly your prerogative. Send you mother-in-law to jail. Absolutely the hallmark of a dutiful wife.

4.You having to talk to your family about drawing boundaries of abuse toward your wife is not good enough, I don't want such uncivilized people in my life.

You don't want them in your life...there's always the door. There was a time your husband didn't know you but there was never a time your husband didn't know his mother. You've only been in your husband's life for how long now? If you think there's a man alive who will cast away his mom for your sake, good luck finding him.

5.You don't have to mention the offense of the wife because according to the original op, the matter was between him and his wife not his *Mrs Bad azz Mother*.

Didn't read that part. Must have been an addendum.

6. So you think a wife not putting up with an abusive monster in law is not being serious about her marriage? Listen, the bible says when a man takes a wife he cleaves to that wife, they become as one. Let that Monster In-law concern herself with her marriage and stay out of mine.

AGAIN, I reiterate that I'm not in support of spousal abuse of any kind. I'm used to people quoting the bible to justify their position though. A man leaves his parents and cleaves to the wife doesn't mean that he abandons his parents. So your MIL slaps you = abuse, then you slap her = revenge. What your husband will see is that you slapped his mom. What people will hear is that you beat up your mother in law. Who loses in the end? How about let your husband deal with his family. That way he has your back and you are sure it wont happen again and there's always the opportunity for reconciliation.
You slap their mother and you can jolly well pack your loads out of the house.

queenitee:
It is not always fake, but yes speaking in tongue can be faked.

Speaking in tongue is a gift of the spirit, so is interpretation. Some people receive the gift of speaking in tongue, some interpretation, some teaching, some discerning spirit. So because you don't speak in tongue doesn't mean you won't make heaven, it doesn't make you a sinner and it doesn't mean God loves you less. Different gifts for different people.

But some people fake it, yes because they feel not speaking in tongue makes them inferior, so they fake it or learn it. But there's always a different. Cos people who learn it actually when speaking it, would keep repeating the same word and won't flow like those who do not.

Again, it can't be controlled when you are in the spirit because it's not you who is speaking but the holy spirit is the one giving you utterances.

Like Jesus said that in the last days, many would perform wonders in his name but won't be recognised by him because they didn't get their power from him, so also is speaking in tongue, many would speak in tongue and won't be recognised by God because the spirit didn't give th utterances.

We only need to pray for the gift of discerning spirit so as to be able to tell the fake from the real

Interesting observation. Do you speak in tongues?

MiddleDimension:
awakening the THIRD EYE? is this Christian? @Ubenedictus @donnie @joagbaje

pls don't pass this by. I just want to know what you think about this.

Matthew 6:22 (Douay Rheims bible)

Christian mysticism. Not for everyone though.

GIFTD:
Calm down u're missing the point. The message is about God's plan for His Children which is good and not bad but we're going to work it out by first seeking to know how? For God said my people are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Even those events u consider bad to God it's good that will be used to bring us to the expected end. Thanks

No need to calm me down, I'm not agitated. Lol.

khiaa:
What gives your family members the right to lay hands on your spouse when the spouse isn't harming them? How are you going to protect your spouse from your family when you are not there. There is only so much a person can take, if this were me and his family thought they could place hands on me they can be ready for a take down. To hell with him if he puts his family above me, I'm out.

Lol. So let's say you slap your husband's mother and his brothers pounce on you and beat the living daylight out of you, what will you do? Turn to Jet Li and beat all of them up?

You are funny dear.

How am I going to protect my spouse when I'm not there? By talking to my family and drawing the boundary MYSELF. Not her.

And your last statement shows you aren't for marriage o. You abandon your marriage because your husband frowns at you for slapping his mother?

Read my first post again and see if it's not a better option.

Of course I left out the fact that after my wife must have transfered her anger on me I'd talk to my family and draw the boundaries to avert future slapping.

See, I didn't even mention the offence of the wife cos I don't believe a woman should be molested by her mother-in-law no matter the offence short of murder attempt.

nwanneni:
actually,it didn't
Just hold on,maybe you might learn from it.
I grew up in a christian family but starting doubting yahweh at age 9.
I became a full blown atheist at 13 so much so that i argued his existence all the time in school.
I left for Austria at 18 and returned to 9ja by 21.all by my sweat!no prayers,no nothing!just myself.
I started investing the little change i had and returned back to school.
Today i am good without yahweh.pretty comfy.
You can be whoever you wanna be if you make the right choices!not prayers,not yahweh can help you but you.
Open your mind

Funny. I was about to say the same thing to you too. Open your mind. Obviously it is closed. The mark of an enlightened person is that he allows others their right to live and to worship without cussing them out or making fun of their beliefs as long as they don't go killing people.

Your tirade shows exactly the opposite of an enlightened person.

That you struggled to make something of yourself doesn't negate the existence of the Omnipotent. Your own idea of who God might be is what you should examine.

Atheists spend most of their time attacking those who believe in a deity than they do explaining why they think God doesn't exist.

Leave Christians alone.

They gather in a space that belongs to them to worship whoever they want and give THEIR money to their leaders. How is this your problem, Oga?

I'm sure you think you've arrived. There are billionaires who believe in God. There are people who have worked thrice as hard as you have and are materially way ahead of you but aren't here to scream and rail against other people's religion or god!

It would seem so, seeing as all black-dominated countries are shitty. Even those outside of Africa.

But all humans will eventually trace their origin back to a Africa.

The only significant difference between "white" and "black" is the degree of melanin in the skin. As such, there is only one race. The human race.

Whites aren't more intelligent, neither are blacks less intelligent.

The evolution of people with less melanin in their skin is as a result of adaptability.

There was a time when all humans were dark-skinned.

There was a time when the ancient Romans were regarded as the light of civilization and the people we know now as English were considered barbarians.

If only the tribes in Africa had been allowed to evolve their own civilization without interference...

Then maybe instead of the ingestion of chemicals, treating symptoms instead of the disease itself, we in Africa would have evolved a better plant based, human-friendly alternative medicine just like the Chinese have acupuncture.

If only there wasn't colonization...

Then maybe we would have our students studying metaphysics instead of physics.

Maybe we would have evolved spiritually, using thought transference and telepathy instead of mobile phones that radiate harmful substances.

Maybe we would have learnt the art of materialising and dematerializing in an instance instead of suffering road accidents and air mishaps.

Maybe we would have hammered into our skulls the ideals of human brotherliness and the real reason why we are on earth instead of the crass materialism and the "pepper dem" mentality we currently suffer from as evident on social media.

It is obvious the human race is failing and you can link this to the increase in technology.

Man has an idea of artificial intelligence, what does he do? He makes sex dolls.

Man has an idea of atoms and nano particles and what does he do? He makes atomic bombs and nerve gas.

Africans follow along because we are attracted by the next shiny thing to come from the west.


New phones, new cars, new movies, new designer labels, objectification of women, materialism etc all to distract us from our real purpose on earth and the fact that we are gods as we rush to make more money to but more stuffs that give momentary pleasure before we are distracted again with a new "improved" version of the current toy we have.


In the blink of an eye, we are either dead, or we are 70 years old and too tired to figure out what this life is all about anyway.


No, the whites' technology hasn't made man better, just distracted.

Lol. Human begins are more likely to destroy this planet we call home than mosquitoes.

"Highly successful people"

Exactly how financially successful were the apostles who were closest to Jesus?

This is exactly the problem with pseudo-christianity and this is why there is a growing number of "atheists" amongst the younger generation these days.

You'll see them all over this forum cursing their imaginary knowledge of god.

When Christians start thinking of God as a miracle worker who is at their beck and call, why won't they lose their faith when they pray and they are still poor and wretched.

PlugBlogng:
Funny enough we can't hear them in our own language

Yeah, that's because they fake it.

nwanneni:
Yahweh is a fraudulent bastard,figment of Roman's imaginations spread on to others for millenia!
Jesus did exist no doubt,but was the pioneer of fraud on earth.so i call him yahoo Jesus(awumen o,claw me rugged).na so i go greet am if/when i see am.
All your pastors are thieves,we all know that,even the sheeples do but for fear and hunger,they chose to believe the lies because they hope for blessings.
There are no 2 ways about success!set goals,work and ditch liabilities and you will achieve them,like zoharariel said(werey sha)
So children of idiotic,fraudulent and bastard yahweh,open yee your eyes.
If i ever become president,the first thing i will do is to either ban or heavily tax all religious outlets.


Now let us worship the lord with this glorious song;
Oh come let us fffucck yaaahweh(x3)...
And his fraudulent bastard child jesus
Lool.i can't

Sorry. Whatever happened to you must have hurt real bad.

crazygod:
Dude confirm slap can awaken third eye.

Whatever you say.

It is always faked. They believe that when you speak in tongues (read gibberish) that you are advancing spiritually.

That's utterly laughable.

The disciples of Christ according to the bible spoke in tongues. I.e, they spoke their own language and others who didn't understand Aramaic (the language Jesus spoke when he was on earth) heard them in their own different tongues.

It is used in the Catholic church as a symbol of Light and the presence of Christ.

In other Catholic rituals like baptism it signifies the light of your soul after the Holy Spirit cleanses your soul from original sin which is the main purpose of baptism.

During Easter, the use of candle is even more prominent in the Catholic Church as the Pascal candles are used to signify the Light of Christ the Risen Lord.

People use candles for personal prayers too.

It is also used in the process of awakening the third eye.

How did the policeman know they were discussing just before they died? And what did that have to do with their death anyway?

BetWinners:
I hate this fat,zero-talent,fucck-ugly lesbian

She doesn't know you exist.

Onyi22:
All I see is Fat and ugliness
Afonjas self

Maybe you should stand in front of a mirror.