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Business › Borrow Money From Sokoloan At Your Own Peril. by Elvisage(op): 9:53pm On Mar 02, 2021

How can u borrow money from sokoloan and its not even passed the due date of repayment, and they are already calling and threatening u.i borrowed money from them just two weeks ago just 8k to repay about 11k, today was the due day and I was already making plans to pay back the loan today before one stupid and I'll mannered entity called me and started ranting saying how she wants to start sending embarrassing messages to my contacts.can u imagine the insolence.it wasn't as if she called me and then I said I won't pay back the loan today.she even went as far calling one of my colleagues ranted and hung up the call on him.my question now is where does sokoloan employ these set of people from? although I made it very clear to her that if she tries to send any embarrassing messages to any of contacts when it is not yet passed the due date of the loan I was gonna sue her and sokoloan for every penny they are worth.although I eventually made the repayment as I had intended.this are the same people that always ask for your 5star rating.5star rating kill you people there! I thank God I have deleted their app from my phone.i never want to have anything to do with them ever again!

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Romance › Re: "I Was There When He Had Nothing" by Elvisage(m): 9:45pm On Dec 15, 2020

Bro I agree with u ,but what's now the hype abt medical or law student?don't u know there are so many dead broke lawyers or doctors out there. grin

Romance › Christmas Money Palava by Elvisage(op): 6:23pm On Dec 09, 2020

You that have been bothering yourself with the issue of not having a girlfriend. don't u have peace of mind knowing that nobody will come
and give you a list of things to buy for her this Christmas. you know u are broke grin

Romance › Re: Women And Emotions by Elvisage(m): 7:44pm On Sep 04, 2020

My guy why all these big big grammar ontop woman matter angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Stupid Fathers Always Favour The Females More?! by Elvisage(m): 7:58pm On Aug 27, 2020

solonubinho:
Lmao guy calm down. You papa know wetin he dey do. You want make your sister dey open pussy because of 'urgent 2k'? Take care of your daughter o if not she go shame you. God no go allow shame catch us o. Na by Like that.whether u take of of her or not if she wan shame u,she go still shame u.

Let me call Righteousness to advise you further... from the scriptures.

Romance › Re: You Nigerian Ladies Need To Stop This "Have You Eaten" Nonsense by Elvisage(m): 7:05pm On Aug 07, 2020

The most annoying part is when a girl asks u have u eaten? Not really because she really cares, but because she knows u would want to be nice and then ask her too if she has eaten so she would start telling u about how she has never eaten all her life.that shows how low some girls think!

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Romance › Re: Iml Academy by Elvisage(op): 2:28am On Aug 01, 2020

Vmoses:
Yeah I can say yes, if u are patient to learn.

U would reap so so much I assure you... The have the best learning process so far I know...

thanks bro for your response.how abt the part where they say one can learn and earn at thesame time?

Romance › Iml Academy by Elvisage(op): 5:32pm On Jul 31, 2020

Please can anyone here who has gone through the IML forex academy share their experiences with me.would u recommend IML academy for someone like me who is really eager to master the act of forex trading and make money at thesame time? please if yes or no kindly give your reasons.this feedback is really very important to me.

Business › Your Experience With The IM Forex Academy by Elvisage(op): 7:08pm On Jul 26, 2020

Please can anyone here who has gone through the IM academy share their experiences with me? Was it really worth it?Would u advise anyone aspiring to make money through forex go through the IM academy?

Romance › Re: BBNAIJA: Housemate, Lilo Finally Open Her kitten While Talking To Eric. VIDEO by Elvisage(m): 9:22am On Jul 25, 2020

This op u are a fool o!if this girl was your sister would u come to shame her the way u just did.

Romance › Re: REVIEW: A Quick Reply To Iamplato's Topic On Guys Who Jump Into Female Interests by Elvisage(m): 7:35am On Jul 03, 2020

KingZaddy:
So people kind of don't get the message... A lot of young guys jump onto female topics just to try catch their attention but it doesn't work that way...

The point is that I have also noticed that when ladies create Random topics guys fill the comment section and when a lady creates a Topic bashing guys her fellow Ladies go in and show full support guys also go in to drop opinions... but when a guy creates random topics guys ignore those posts and the ladies too, when a guy also creates a topic on bashing ladies ladies ignore it quickly and fellow guys too do same...

Guys have made themselves very cheap, all somebody needs to do is upload a picture of a cute girl as a Dp and guys will reply every post created by that handle...

Now, try this, go online and create a post about Jesus or create a post and add bible verses, you will notice very little views and hardly a comment... Now go create a post and begin the post with "and there was this pretty girl" the views will run into thousands...

Brothers, the more attention you give out the more ladies can come online to drop rubbish, it is the reason you see ladies on twitter posting stuffs like "I need a big cucumber" she knows what she posted is bullshit but she is damn sure hundreds of guys will comment.

Let's be wise and support and promote better internet topics that are more profitable...

most guys are ass lickers who can even give up their lives just to gain the attention of anything under skirt.

Romance › Re: RCCG Pastor Caught While Trying To Sleep With Married Woman In Her Home (video) by Elvisage(m): 7:20am On Jul 03, 2020

EVILFOREST:
Chaaaiiiiiiiiii.
Dem no try at all.
Why degrade him to this level.
They wouldn't have uploaded such after recording it for evidence purposes.
He would have been dealt with in other possible ways..
My HAND no follow 4dis kind of treatment.
The gods will never approve of such.

shut the Bleep up if u have nothing reasonable to say!these are the kind of people that encourage some of these evil Men who are hiding under God's name to commit atrocities by thinking they shouldn't be exposed or degraded because they are men of God my foot!

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Romance › Re: THIS IS Where The Money Is [Picture] by Elvisage(m): 9:13pm On May 29, 2020

iClef:
Ask me any book publishing question and I "may" answer it.

hi bro, I just sent u a pm.i am really interested in knowing more about this book writing thing.

Romance › Re: A 5mins Man Can Be Better In Bed Than A 30mins Man by Elvisage(m): 7:30am On May 20, 2020

One thing I know is that men will keep dieing ontop of women, all in the quest to make her cum.

Romance › Re: A Secret Only A Few Know. by Elvisage(m): 3:45pm On May 17, 2020

Bro please I am sending u a pm now I really want to kw more abt this.

Romance › Re: Which Of These 2 Guys Will You Choose? (girls Only) by Elvisage(m): 12:01pm On May 05, 2020

mrsage:
Slim people have more "endurance" if you know what I mean

do u think endurance is that cheap? people actually train to have real endurance.

Romance › Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by Elvisage(m): 3:30pm On Apr 30, 2020

How tall are u? If u don't have anything reasonable to say ,shut the Bleep up!

Millenniumlady:
Ahhh you're short bye

Romance › Re: GRAVITY!!!! This Post Will Change Your Thinking by Elvisage(m): 11:24am On Apr 30, 2020

Very insightful.thanks

Romance › Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by Elvisage(m): 9:52am On Apr 20, 2020

Sometimes when I see couples that both have big stomachs,I always wonder how they get to enjoy sex.you would see a young lady having a big stomach, small breast and small butt, yet she will still not be ready to work out(exercise).these are thesame set of ladies that want a tall, dark , sexy ,muscular and rich guy for a husband.my question now is, aunty are u not being selfish?u want a tall, dark, sexy , muscular and a rich guy,but u yourself are the opposite of what u want.you want a man with a very good physique ,but u want to be loved just the way u are.dont u think a good looking and a rich guy must have put in some hard work to achieve all that u are craving for?this goes to show how selfish and lazy some woman can be.they really need to understand that like begets like.

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Romance › Re: Wanna Teach A Few People How To Make Money by Elvisage(m): 10:11am On Apr 10, 2020

Wow!how gullible can desperate people be grin

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Romance › Re: How To Make 3mil In 2 Months by Elvisage(m): 10:04am On Apr 10, 2020

When u finish helping all your family members make 3m in 2months, come back then we will listen to u.

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Romance › Re: Truth Is Bitter, Rev. Oyakhilomeh Was Right About His COVID-19 Analysis. by Elvisage(m): 11:49am On Apr 09, 2020

Abeg don't mind Nigerians jare.that was when ATM came they called it a technology from the pit of hell ;Dshebi it is thesame technology we are all enjoying today.

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Romance › Re: Painful Sex by Elvisage(op): 9:15am On Apr 09, 2020

nifemi25:
Before you assumed the lady in question as a demonic husband.. Why not try bang another lady to confirm if the waist pain will come up again.....

do u know how many dozen I have banged before? and how many I have also banged after her,yet I never experienced such.

Romance › Painful Sex by Elvisage(op): 6:52am On Apr 09, 2020

Many years ago during my University days, I met this well endowed babe(Barca and Manchester) grin

just the way I like them.we became friends and eventually started dating.now when it was time for us to consumate the relationship,I discovered something really strange on the day she came visiting.i entertained her, we talked and eventually got into a hot romance.now after much romancing and caressing, I inserted my sim card grin

,but to my surprise I haven't thrusted up like 3times when I started feeling this very sharp pain on my waist.as a sharp guy, I didn't want to fall my hand so I continue ,but the pain became even more severe to point that if I had tried one more thrust, I probably would have broken my waist grin

so I stopped.at this point I didn't care if she was disappointed or not I can't kill myself

.I had never experienced that before. So I started wondering, did she have a spiritual husband who was probably hitting my waist with a hammer while I was thrusting her grin

or has anyone here experienced this before?

Romance › Re: Please Recommend A Good Stretch Mark Cream by Elvisage(m): 6:04am On Apr 09, 2020

baralatie:
seriously olive oil?
then see a day dermatologist

have u tried aloe vera?

Romance › Re: I Don't Even Know Why I Bought This [Picture] by Elvisage(m): 3:17pm On Apr 04, 2020

iLegendd:
Let the abuse begin.

#Smile.

Inferiority is making amateurs look for validation everywhere!

Romance › Re: Coronavirus Or Hiv by Elvisage(op): 4:53pm On Mar 31, 2020

Well I prefer HIV to Coronavirus because HIV can be managed over a long period of time if detected early and treated.coronavirus on the other hand has no known vascine or treatment.besides it kills within a shorter period of time. grin

Romance › Re: 14 Secrets, How To Make A Lady Fall In Love With You. by Elvisage(m): 7:25am On Mar 31, 2020

Enough of these crap about making people fall in love with anyone! Anyone can fall in luv with u if they want to, or if they can't help but fall inluv with u.

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Romance › Coronavirus Or Hiv by Elvisage(op): 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2020

Which would u prefer at this point coronavirus or HIV grin

Romance › Re: Visa To Israel by Elvisage(op): 4:10pm On Mar 29, 2020

Sure,but atleast it's relatively safe.

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