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Education › Re: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 11:31pm On Jul 04, 2016
Seuncoded:
So bros they are not going to calculate point for Jambite again
Aunty, going by the pdf, they won't.
Education › Re: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 9:50pm On Jul 04, 2016
awesomeDiva:
Elxandre thumbs up for this .
96% jambite didn't get the real message
The funny thing is this never made front page.

I wonder what Nairaland is sometimes.

All I see on FrontPage is either one massive cleavage or one yeye from romance section undecided

Not my business tho. undecided
Education › Re: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 5:06pm On Jul 04, 2016
Genius101:
i think ur very wrong bro... or how else can u explain this.. this year, your points tally will decide your faith. The points are evenly spread out between your O'level and Jamb results to provide a level playing field for all.
download the real report from jamb.org.ng
what you quote is a skewed article made up by a confused fellow.
Music/Radio › Re: Tinie Tempah Ft. Wizkid – Mamacita (Video) by Elxandre(m): 4:24pm On Jul 04, 2016
banmee:
It's not funny if it's true. That's how you know a beautiful woman. When she's ageless. You just compared her to your sister who i presume would be in her early 20's. That's a compliment. Thanks. cool
late 20's.

you're welcome. smiley
Music/Radio › Re: Tinie Tempah Ft. Wizkid – Mamacita (Video) by Elxandre(m): 4:19pm On Jul 04, 2016
banmee:
Is she 40 too?
grin you're funny sir.
Music/Radio › Re: Tinie Tempah Ft. Wizkid – Mamacita (Video) by Elxandre(m): 4:13pm On Jul 04, 2016
banmee:
There is nothing to be jealous off. I live a very very very very good life.
I don't know if wizzy uses auto tune, but my sister is prettier than your wife grin
Education › Re: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 4:00pm On Jul 04, 2016
maestromedal:
It mentioned it,read carefully,its no.3 on the prescribed jamb model,that if it comes down to money for screening,it depends on the skul..
bros pls get the original document from jamb.org.ng
that article youre reading is inaccurate.
Education › Re: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 3:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
Bornita:
mah just wait till things get settled and schools start following up.
ibadan girl smiley
Education › Re: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 3:44pm On Jul 04, 2016
maestromedal:
Pls,i'll lyk u to explain d part that talk about d sch being on their own to decide,if it involves payment for screening,dats d last part.
it's part of the questions asked about the models used by those two schools.

the most important part is the "jambs prescribed model" and it doesn't mention any screening fee after admission.
Education › Re: The Modalities For 2016/2017 Admission Processes Into Higher Institutions by Elxandre(m): 3:14pm On Jul 04, 2016
Hertheywarlay:
Thanks bro. Jamb made the schools as reference not that they will use 0'level+jamb result but they will use only UTME. if you check page 30 the candidate that has been given admission (garba Hassan) it is not there that he was given admission through Jamb&0'level.
That guy got it last year o, not this year.
Education › Re: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 2:48pm On Jul 04, 2016
fynestboi and lalasticlala. this is a crucial thread.
Education › Re: The Modalities For 2016/2017 Admission Processes Into Higher Institutions by Elxandre(m): 2:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
druxy:
did you follow the link to the jamb portal and checked yourself ?
read the document already.
Education › Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by Elxandre(op): 2:32pm On Jul 04, 2016
I've come to a conclusion that many Nigerians have a learning disability.

That point system model was specifically mentioned in the document as Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida university Lapai's model.

Theirs and university of Abuja's model was sampled to show how schools that traditionally do not conduct post utme managed their admission processes.

JAMB then stated clearly that the model wasn't beneficial because it puts candidates with weaker WAEC grades and awaiting results at a disadvantage.

JAMB then prescribed that students would be offered provisional admission, after which they may proceed for verification of their O'level and A'level certificates at their various institutions of admission.

This infers that Olevel would not be used as a determinant for admission, but most likely only JAMB results.

I knew this shocking platform for gross misinformation would come up.

If a learned person can't read, process and understand a simple 33 page document, what modicum of quality or intelligence is present in such person?

This is pathetic!
Education › Re: The Modalities For 2016/2017 Admission Processes Into Higher Institutions by Elxandre(m): 2:28pm On Jul 04, 2016
I've come to a conclusion that many Nigerians have a learning disability.

That point system model was specifically mentioned in the document as Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida university Lapai's model.

Theirs and university of Abuja's model was sampled to show how schools that traditionally do not conduct post utme managed their admission processes.

JAMB then stated clearly that the model wasn't beneficial because it puts candidates with weaker WAEC grades and awaiting results at a disadvantage.

JAMB then prescribed that students would be offered provisional admission, after which they may proceed for verification of their O'level and A'level certificates at their various institutions of admission.

This infers that Olevel would not be used as a determinant for admission, but most likely only JAMB results.

I knew this shocking platform for gross misinformation would come up.

If a learned person can't read, process and understand a simple 33 page document, what modicum of quality or intelligence is present in such person?

This is pathetic!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Elxandre(m): 2:03pm On Jul 04, 2016
Keky:
So Giroud needs one goal to surpass Eric cantona's record for France. A whole legend. Outscored by Giroud.
Ode!

Cantona was a number 9?
Yes/No?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Elxandre(m): 1:56pm On Jul 04, 2016
I'm just laughing at arsenal.

Japanese striker? grin

See the clowns hailing Giroud.

So happy he'll be your main striker again next season.
Fear catch me when they almost signed Vardy. cheesy
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by Elxandre(m): 1:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
Dunsin89:
UI is going to come up with new modalities for admission which is going to be on their site anytime after July 15th 2016. Insider news make it crystal clear that they won't be using UTME and O'Level aggregate as a major admission criteria 'cos their reason for abolishing that method since 2012 hasn't been undermined. Their post-UTME has remained a powerful insignia in determining those ripe and fit for admission and those who won't be dropped out of the system later on into the 1st and the best university.
If you have not been preparing for your post-UTME, please in your own best interests start preparing now because announcement of UI post UTME will come like a thief in the night. Don't be caught unaware. Wishing you all the best in Life. HAPPY NEW MONTH
I've serious doubts there will be post Utme this year.
Even schools like OAU sef dey fear.

As it stands, no school will write putme, except new developments occur.
Webmasters › Re: The Current Trend In The Nigerian Blogosphere Is Irritating by Elxandre(m): 8:05am On Jul 04, 2016
Calm down folks!

This isn't exactly unique to Nigerians. It is even worse with foreign sites.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Elxandre(m): 6:41pm On Jul 03, 2016
SailorXY:
grin grin grin 3-5-2 *rubs palms*
he no go try am for epl. grin
Politics › Re: How Elites Stole Nigeria Dry by Elxandre(m): 5:38pm On Jul 03, 2016
now that these has been recovered, what is the excuse of this government then?
Education › Re: Universities Can Conduct Admission Screening — Association Of Vice-chancellors by Elxandre(m): 12:23pm On Jul 03, 2016
michaelhonest44:
I think if post-utme is to be conducted in any way, there should be no fees attach to it. The importance of post-utme cannot be over-empasis. Let's come to think of it: in a situation whereby a student perform brillantly in jamb, how do you expect the instituition to select candidate without further screening. But I don't support any fee levied against student and moreover, admission into higher instituition must be treated with fairness. "Enough is Enough, let the child of the common man have access to education"
Between 1978-2004, there was no jamb.
Did admission still get awarded or not?

Don't they even say the the quality of graduates have dropped in the 21st century?
So what's all these nonsense about post utme producing better students?...
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) JAMB Cut Off Marks For 2016/2017 Session by Elxandre(m): 5:32pm On Jul 02, 2016
fake....
Business › Re: How to make money with pictures... by Elxandre(m): 11:06am On Jul 02, 2016
Liked the way Doyinisaac bludgeoned the doubter to death with his scary earnings. grin

Most think earning money with this scheme is as simple as ABC, but na lie.
No single easy way to earn money on earth.

Though I always had the feeling writing would pay more with the right strategy.

Was motivated to start several months ago, but was put off when I learnt Nigeria can't earn with Amazon, but I'm surprised to learn on this thread that it is possible.
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie And Her Husband Welcomed A Daughter by Elxandre(m): 8:57am On Jul 02, 2016
Congratulations...
I used to think you've been married for long, so suppose don get pikin.

Happy for you.

Though I find your feminist views funny, just as any other feminist's

You even hid your pregnancy because of feminism grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 9:24am On Jul 01, 2016
elampiro:
So who do you suggest?

I am confused about Pogba. I have never been his fan since he left Manchester United. But what if the comes in and shines?
Pogba is a beast!

But maybe he'll succeed at United is a different ball game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 9:06am On Jul 01, 2016
Where are the football analysts that said Renato sanches is a waste of money?

I can't trust player analysis on this thread again.

Just look at that boy!
How many Agbaya midfielders in EPL are even better than that Ninja?
If the guy keeps improving, he'll be on Fire in 2 years.

I would pay €40 for such talent!

Besides his fearlessness reminds me of Anderson back then.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 8:59am On Jul 01, 2016
parrotibaba:
Mehn this Pogba news don dey gather pace but I can't see him coming to United because of the lack of UCL footie, maybe next season? Me self no too like the ninja like that.



Meanwhile Portugal juju strong pass most of our babalawo own, imagine not winning any match in this euros and still find yourself in the semi finals of the competition.
I think we are underestimating and downplaying their work ethic.
Had Ronaldo put two chances away, we wouldn't be talking this "not winning any match" story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 8:22am On Jul 01, 2016
Nihilist:
Holy Moses!

lipsrsealed

When the shots go biblical...

'Thou speaketh bereft of common sense'

Amen.
You no go keee person with laugh o..... grin
Politics › Re: Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe Withdraws Suit Seeking Buhari’s Disqualification On Certificate by Elxandre(m): 9:53am On Jun 30, 2016
aresa:
I'm only interested in the constitutional requirements, not your silly and meaningless emotional rants..


PMB graduated from one of the finest institutions in the world and the best military institution with a masters degree so of, what relevance and importance is your lowly and irrelevant wasc nonsense ?
Did you gain admission into university without a WAEC certificate?

Why do we then insult Saraki for forgery, even though this is a similar case in another guise?
Politics › Re: Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe Withdraws Suit Seeking Buhari’s Disqualification On Certificate by Elxandre(m): 9:49am On Jun 30, 2016
Okijajuju1:
History does not remember Pussiiies.. grin grin grin grin




The Lawyer had no case from the onset. He just used this frivolous lawsuit for P.R Campaign to expose himself and attract business to his chambers. grin

The Lawyer is a diick but a smart business man nonetheless. I see someone like you running to him in the future with a legal matter because you seem impressed he had the balls to sue the President. grin grin grin grin
Okija, I can't believe you're saying this. sad

Why did PMB hire 12 or 13 SANs for such straightforward matter?

You think APC wouldn't be floating the certificate in our faces if there was no 'issue' with it?

He has a case, but if there are still members of the populace who believe he has none, it's better not to risk his life fighting for confused people.
Politics › Re: Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe Withdraws Suit Seeking Buhari’s Disqualification On Certificate by Elxandre(m): 9:37am On Jun 30, 2016
Blizzy9ja:
Why hired ten SAN to defend his lack of certificate instead of providing the certificate?... Africans will always be backward because they reason like animals
You have summed it up.

I once told someone that the reason Africa is backward is not because the challenges are too big, but rather a reflection of an unintelligent populace.
Education › Re: ASUU kicks against FG’s scrapping of Post-UTME by Elxandre(m): 7:28am On Jun 30, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
Agree with ASUU....

PTUME should be kept on because universities thrive on good students, not on bad students.
I'm sure there was once a time when PUTME wasn't written.

In fact, I think this generation of graduates possess lesser quality, so what do you people mean by the good student/bad student argument?

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