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Business › Re: Market Research Survey: Help Us Pick A Name! by Elxandre(m): 11:39pm On Nov 28, 2014
The number of followers tho.
* lips sealed*
Celebrities › Re: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by Elxandre(m): 6:02pm On Nov 28, 2014
StOla:
The author of this piece must have listened to the song in rewind mode.

The song is all about the female reluctance as a facade over the female tiger that is hidden behind.

The reluctant and fainting Caro ends up breaking Olamide's arm and backbone.

Story for the gods means the deceit and hypocrisy that overshadows our true cravings.

Author, replay the song on a home theatre system. I'm sure this time you would pen a piece on female sexual aggression.
You are spot on!
What it really promotes is lesbianism.

The writer has to learn Yoruba.
While I don't support the song cos its too vulgar, it's clear he wasn't suggesting rape.

And why assume he was using the Islamic term 'Zina' instead of the regular Yoruba term 'Sina'?
These Muslims relish inciting trouble.
Sports › Adebayor's 'jujuman' Confesses...says The Devil Used Him In Doing Mother's Wish by Elxandre(op): 5:06pm On Nov 27, 2014
There seem to be no closure to the brouhaha surrounding the Adebayor Family.
First it was said the Tottenham Hotspur star, Emmanuel Sheyi Adebayor, sacked his mother from the house; then the accusation that he was not taking care of his family.
Consequently, Adebayor debunked those claims and accused his family members of ‘using juju on him’ and asked them to stop and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and personal Saviour.
However, the mother and the siblings of Sheyi denied going for Juju.

In all of these back and forth arguments, no one heard from the Mallam who was performing the ‘juju’ for the Adebayor Family.

On Tuesday, Mallam Suleman Raji, the ‘jujuman’ who has been working for 25 years, came to PEACE FM to confess that Adebayor’s mother came to him for ‘juju’ (charm) to 'protect' her son, Sheyi. Mallam Suleman who is 50 years old says he performs his juju in Togo but has a branch in Nigeria and married with two children.

Carrying on with his confessions, he told Kwami Sefa Kayi, host of PEACE FM morning show ‘Kokrokoo’ and 'PEACE Power Sports crew' that Adebayor’s mother “wanted to command Adebayor… she is looking for power to command him… she also asked me to separate Adebayor and his wife… the devil used me in doing that but even after that she did not come to thank me. She made me sin against Allah… she is never satisfied with anything I do for her,” the 50-year old Mallam confessed.

He also recalled one instance were the mother brought pictures of two people who were working for the Togolese football star for him (Mallam) to get rid of: “she doesn’t want anyone to come close to him” (Adebayor).

Asked why the turn-around, he said after going to Mecca this year, he decided to stop all the wrong doings. “You cannot go to Mecca with sins and so I confessed my sins and decided not to do those bad things again”.

Meanwhile, “I have reversed it (all the charms against Sheyi) but it will take sometime before it manifests. You know to destroy somebody is very fast but when you are reversing it, it takes time… I will do what I can,” he added.
Romance › Re: Why Is Keeping Virginity Centered Only Around The Females ?? by Elxandre(m): 1:09pm On Nov 27, 2014
jmoore:
I never said it is a wise saying. My point is anyone can come up with a stupid metaphor to justify his or her foolish lifestyle. Pencils, sharpeners, keys and locks are objects/non-living things.
hehehe...
You should know its mostly a humorous saying na..
But it looks true but funny upon reflection.

If you schooled in France, you would have seen it's a generally accepted saying. grin
Romance › Re: Why Is Keeping Virginity Centered Only Around The Females ?? by Elxandre(m): 11:32am On Nov 27, 2014
jmoore:
A pencil that gets sharpened too much is eventually reduced to nothing. A pencil sharpener can sharpen tons of pencils and be just fine.


Your so called 'wise man' really needs to upgrade. '
Come on...... Your wise saying isn't really logical.
The sharpener is supposed to expand as in women, and not remain the same size, while the pencil as in Men remain the same size even after much abuse of the tool.
Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 12:09am On Nov 27, 2014
EUGENE4GOO:
One of my female friends told me to help her select a good screen touch phone she can buy. I browsed and showed her so many screen touch branded phones that the price falls between #15000 - #20000. The list includes android phones and window phones excluding Tecno because she said she don't like tecno. She also complained about people saying that android phones used to deduct one's airtime(credit) when one recharges. Finally, she choosed nokia lumia 530(window phone). I told her that yes that android phones deduct your airtime if you don't have active data and if you mistakely on your mobile data with active data they will deduct your credit, but that of window phones I don't know much about it whether it has issues or not but I will ask people that have being using window phones to find out or share their experience with window phones. Please house which one do you prefer to buy? Is window phones or android phones? Can she still enjoys whatsapp, facebook, 2go and any other popular applications if she decided to buy window phones.
There is no 2go on windows phone.
I would honestly advice one buy a cheap windows phone over a cheap Android, especially as they are very smooth, even after many months of use. A lady is also not likely to be interested in unnecessary tweaking.
Since she said she doesn't want Tecno, windows phone is her only choice.

But If she really wants 2go, just tell her to get a Tecno H6, it's not a bad device honestly.
Health › Re: Ebola: Stop Importing Frozen Chicken – FG Warns Nigerians by Elxandre(m): 11:54pm On Nov 26, 2014
MissMeiya:
See imposterification. bushdoc9919 have you seen your impersonator?
Thanks for pointing that out.
I was wondering what was with bushdoc today for making such sloppy post, not knowing it wasn't even him. smiley
Phones › Re: Z30 Or S4? by Elxandre(m): 6:27pm On Nov 26, 2014
The only reason to even give the z30 a look, is if data is your priority.
A z30 is a 720p device, comparing it with a 1080p device is a crime.

The camera is clearly no match for the S4 camera too.

Someone said Android is for kids, how hilarious.
Android has all the apps you will ever need, be it engineering apps, mathematics, medicine,health apps etc.

BB10 is suffering from a dire lack of apps.
When you have to depend on non native apps from some other OS, you know a lot is wrong.
And don't deceive yourselves that Android apps run perfectly on BB10.


Sammy S4 Ftw.
Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 5:25pm On Nov 26, 2014
orimion:
is there any player that plays vob videos and can import .srt subtitles (i can't add subtitle with moli player)
Moliplayer can play .vob videos.
Just rename the .srt files to your video file name.
Then place the subtitle file into the same folder as the video file.
Go to moliplayer settings and set language to just 'English'
Reboot your phone.

Mention me if you have any more issues with it.
Literature › Re: my heart beats for Vengeance- stories Of a sexually Abused Lady by Elxandre(m): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2014
My question is how exactly will you get vengeance?
These events happened a long time ago and are without any prosecutable evidences.

I suggest you just move on with your life and be grateful you ended well.
Please don't do anything rash.

Bye.
Education › Re: Fupre's Shambolic Admission Process. by Elxandre(op): 8:35am On Nov 26, 2014
DrLazDevitan:
I did not have it that FUPRE was right or not.I didn't as well say you were right or wrong.I only emphasize on the need of moving on whatever the problem might be.It has happened,it has happened.Almost everyone was in a shit as this.Almost when you thought that,'Ah! This admission this time,i done hammer ram'' that is exactly when other funny aspect of life resume focus.

My guy,forget about JAMB stress.You really have to move on and choose a better school of yours assumption.You might be denied admission today for a reason you may as well believe is cheating but the ability to move ahead is a good feeling...

If you decide to do the rag-tagging,no problem! I am on yourside.I love victory whatever schematic flux it comes only depends on the fighter.If you win good,but i know it will end in causing you more injury than you expected-Pyrrhic victory.
I created this thread a long time ago anyways, so I am already thinking of other options by now.
I just hate it when people get cheated with impunity.

I invested all my last energy in for this admission, since I knew failing was going to be disastrous.
If I tell you the consequences I've had to face, you will understand why I created this thread.

Well if I eventually get the admission somehow, fine, else, bygone be bygone.

Thanks for your input.
Education › Re: Fupre's Shambolic Admission Process. by Elxandre(op): 12:05am On Nov 26, 2014
Meel:
Elxandre shey dem don gve you admission, or na police college you go i need ansa's asap
I haven't been given yet bro.
Christianity Etc › Re: GOODBYE TO YOU ALL by Elxandre(m): 2:59pm On Nov 24, 2014
oyomii:
Lolzzzz. You nearly fine sha.
@ Frustrated man. Let's talk.
Which wan be nearly fine again? lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: GOODBYE TO YOU ALL by Elxandre(m): 11:26am On Nov 24, 2014
vooks:
Been there done that and I know having crowds pitying you simultaneously is no solution to nothing

OK, you are dying in the next 1 hour. What do you want? Us watching you die? Will our sorrow change your state?
You are very harsh mister, but you are right, sympathy changes nothing.
I hate people showing me sympathy sometimes, because they don't even have a clue how messed up your psyche, goals, ambitions, hope is most times.
Christianity Etc › Re: GOODBYE TO YOU ALL by Elxandre(m): 11:22am On Nov 24, 2014
Have you seeked spiritual intervention from Men of God?
And how do you expect God to help you if you keep cursing him, calling him all sort of names?
Will you help such a person if you were in position?

I really suggest you seek a capable man of God for insight into your life.

Sometimes I have had an agnostic mindset, but I never resorted to cursing God.
I still struggle to believe sometimes because of my pains deep within me, but I know better than cursing.

It's better to pretend God doesn't exist while working hard rather than cursing him.

Have you even inquired about the spiritual inclinations of your problems?...






only losers quit

Have you heard of Walt Disney? The man behind the Disney inc.
That man was turned down by banks 302 times applying for loans, but today when I type 'WALT' on my keyboard, it immediately auto suggests 'DISNEY' as the next word.

I have seen your posts for months, and I have been disappointed with your close minded nature.
Many people don't believe in God, but they struggled from the bottom and got to the top.
Don't pin your faliure exclusively on God, when you have hands.
Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 10:02am On Nov 24, 2014
sammy042:
..i've it but it can not upload picture on facebook..scondly,if u want to save picture on opera mini it will show i need to install an app for this task.
Okay, just use internet explorer or Facebook app then.
Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 10:32pm On Nov 23, 2014
sammy042:
please,u pple should help me with the link of old version of u c browser..this new version is not good.it use to redirect me when i want to log in on my facebook.please,u pple should help me with the link of old version of u c browser..this new version is not good.it use to redirect me when i want to log in on my facebook.please,u pple should help me with the link of old version of u c browser..this new version is not good.it use to redirect me when i want to log in on my facebook.
This present version has Facebook issues bro.
There is no way to revert to an older version of an app on windows phone.

Just use opera mini beta.
Phones › Re: Why Is The Better Sammy Note 4 Cheaper Than Iphone6? by Elxandre(m): 10:27pm On Nov 23, 2014
martineverest:
Ur just ignorant......megapixels tells more about printability of a picture and not pics clearness..lumia 1020(king of camera fone) has 41mp. Its downsized to 5mp to make better pics.this same lumia secret is not the mp but it has d second largest sensor in phone behind its predecessor(nokia 808,the best camera phone sensor).the presence of xenon flash in this nokia makes it powerful in low light image........dats y nokia lumia phones with 'pureview' (large sensor,and xenon flash) are d best phones for photography.........if u doubt this,y is tecno and other fones with large megapixels shoot poor quality fotos compare to iphone4 or lumia 630 with 5mp?
I agree with you, but megapixels also count to some extent.
But the question is why would you buy a phone with an inferior 'printability' as you put it?
When I pay 100k+ for a phone, I go for the highest value my money will fetch.

Meanwhile Note 4 does 4k recording on HDR plus it has a 2k screen o.

No matter how you put it, the note 4 has more value for money (An Apple fan won't agree anyways).
Phones › Re: Why Is The Better Sammy Note 4 Cheaper Than Iphone6? by Elxandre(m): 8:51pm On Nov 23, 2014
Do you guys realise the note 4 shoots videos in 4k? Lol.
That alone is a killer!
Phones › Re: Why Is The Better Sammy Note 4 Cheaper Than Iphone6? by Elxandre(m): 8:11pm On Nov 23, 2014
martineverest:
Dat moment when u realise that megapixels does not have anything to do with clear pictures.u ll realise that iphone have betta sensor than note 4.....a secret behind nokia lumias
What are you talking?
Stop listening to hype. Get in tech sites and see reality for yourself.
The note 4 camera is certainly better.

Nokia Lumia? Lol.
Can you tell me why the Lumia 1020 has 41MP? or the 20MP on the Lumia 1520?
Don't be ridiculous.

The megapixel count is very significant.

Ask HTC if they successfully pulled off their 4MP ultrapixel technology.
For the second year running, it has produced bad results with poor performance in daylight, only excelling at night or very poorly lit conditions.
Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by Elxandre(m): 2:43pm On Nov 23, 2014
Samabu07:
Brotherly, inside all my post na that context you pull out...you harsh sha...

Sup with you? How's your sunday going?

I am very much single...I never see the mother of my kids yet...she's still hiding I guess...me don tire to look for her o. Lol.
My day was okay o.
Attended winners chapel instead of my regular CAC..... Proximity issues.
Hehehe... Don't worry she will find you very soon.
She probably just read your last comment sef cheesy
Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by Elxandre(m): 1:45pm On Nov 23, 2014
Samabu07:
Abobi stop to dey bring words out of my mouth...I am not your conscience. Do what you feel is right and take full responsibility of it afterwards!
But that was what you said now bros.. Lol.
Phones › Re: Why Is The Better Sammy Note 4 Cheaper Than Iphone6? by Elxandre(m): 1:09pm On Nov 23, 2014
slinkman:
well spoken
Do you still check on her profile everyday? cheesy
Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by Elxandre(m): 1:06pm On Nov 23, 2014
Samabu07:
My friend I am not married yet. There was a girl I dated till date she still after me cos she knew she goofed real time...few weeks into our rship she was guilty of the worst crime of a rship. I forgave her cos I realised I was even more into her. I treated her and never brought at any time cos I let go of it. She was more scared because I didn't react as a script would play out.

I strongly doubt the wife I will marry will do that...if such happens, don't think I will kill her...if I divorce I am not getting married. (Marriage na byforce self)?

Let me ask you, when such occur do you divorce your wife and then kill your friend? Is it worth it?

Jesus is my role model and not man of God. No real men of God would derail.


Are you the one that listen to people or do things to please others?
You already sealed it with your claim that you won't remarry if that happens.
Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by Elxandre(m): 12:40pm On Nov 23, 2014
Samabu07:
Can't a Born-again forgive his/her partner? What kind of born again attitude are we creating with our creator this days?

If you are truly born-again you will learn to forgive because marriage is till death do you part. I'm 10000% sure the joy and excitement of your wedding didn't make you deaf to that line....

If you divorce, you can't get married again till your divorced partner dies otherwise you will be committing adultery with whoever that marries you. Lots of folks turn a blind eyes to that fact...

God's your strength!
Can you honestly forgive your wife 100% if you catch her red-handed with your friend?
What if you catch her a second time and a third time?

You will still care for her 100%?
Can you relate with her as if those things never happened even after a long time?

People keep saying A good Christian can't make mistakes in marriage, but it is pure fallacy.
Many Great Men of God have made errors.
Phones › Re: Why Is The Better Sammy Note 4 Cheaper Than Iphone6? by Elxandre(m): 2:19am On Nov 23, 2014
Many naive comments.
For your info, Apple sells iphones for a much higher profit margin than a Samsung will ever sell for despite having lower production costs than a flagship Samsung.

Those comparing iOS to Android are jokers.
When did iPhones start multitasking sef? Lol.

IPhones don't need much ram, since it uses suspended multitasking, whereby minimized apps pause in background.
It's even a known fact that you can open only a restricted number of tabs in Safari due to the ram, even in the iPhone 6 plus.

The only reason that get away with the bizarre pricing is because of the sheeps so won't even mind buying a soapbox from Apple at a bizarre price. cheesy

Imagine, the Samsung S5 is 85k, while the much inferior iPhone 5c is still well around 100k. huh

Meanwhile that guy that said the iPhone's 8mp is greater than Note 4's 16mp is a joker.
FYI, the note's camera destroyed the iPhone 6 camera in most of the tests. The only place the iPhone won was the low light test, and this was even due to the tester's ignorance of the HDR on the Samsung.

The Note 4 is the greatest smartphone at the moment accept or not!!!
Family › Re: What's So Special About Your Age That You Hide It? by Elxandre(m): 1:46am On Nov 23, 2014
Maccoy1:
you won't understand, but some parent are very smart nd they're are always thinking into the futur
if you ask me, I will say your parents lack belief in you guys.
I mean you are just 19, and your sister is just 14 yet your ages are already being reduced.
I'm still trying to understand your sister's age reduction. Very very puzzling for a 14 year old.
Christianity Etc › Re: ww3 to heat up before end of may 2015 by Elxandre(m): 5:25pm On Nov 22, 2014
Be patient guys cheesy
America is 6 hours behind. grin
So Barack Obama just got to his office and they are planning the war already. grin
Family › Re: What's So Special About Your Age That You Hide It? by Elxandre(m): 2:57pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
i ddnt say u shuld answer my question frm another perspective.... Simple thing,.... Define... .. Is dat so hard for u to comprehend...
Did you seriously expect anyone to help you check a dictionary?
I give up.
Bye!
Family › Re: What's So Special About Your Age That You Hide It? by Elxandre(m): 2:38pm On Nov 22, 2014
Cutehector4u:
lol..u see how ppo fail exam..did i ask u to explain that many people perceive youth to the amount of success a person has acquired at a point in time? Ha... Lawd!!
I had no obligation to answer your question. I was only answering your question from another perspective.
Are you sure you're 22 :-/
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Elxandre(m): 2:30pm On Nov 22, 2014
Double post due to bad network.

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