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interesting thread..
I would advice that you solve each question that pops out at you at the given time.
You don't want to start scrambling at questions when you suddenly start to run out of time... that's panic..
This year i was lucky not to end with English, as the computer was shut off by those heartless supervisors with almost 20 minutes to go. I ended up stopping at No 20 in physics. (still scored 210 though)
Imagine if was halfway through with English when this happened!

If you wrote last years JAMB and still feel sharp, focus now on what your obvious weaknesses are, instead of reading haphazardly.
I'm studying calculations in chemistry now!


Don't go solving all the indices questions in the world when your calculus is still sh**t!
You can always come back to your favourite topics later!

beatsbyj2g:
Wad up house ...... any futa aspirants


EEE---520

here!
comp. sci

sauceny:
You can get a Rolex for N1,500

What sort of joke is this?
Extra fake is different to original!!!

kingston277:
Teepee-dwelling, semi-nomadic, reindeer-herding people from norway are as pre-civilized as you can get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_people

I understand what you are pointing out, but what I was really trying to say was that the Africans looked more primitive compared to the Europeans in the picture you put up.

I hope you understand.

kingston277:
https://www.thelovelyplanet.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/indigenous_sami_people_Europe.jpg
And these are pre-civilized Westerners who traditionally live the same lifestyle as those in your pictures. I don't get why you give so much attention to a few pre-civilized African groups. Every continent has 'em.

They don't look like pre civilized people tho.

hollandis:
Thats encouraging but IG should ensure that the university degrees are not from schools like
Lasu
Bensu
Absu
Imsu
Portharcourtsu
Delsu
Anambrasu
And other state universitids where degrees are bought and graduates are a disgrace

This is uncalled for!!!

UjSizzle:


I can't help but wonder if you'll feel the same way had that cat been a rat.

Witty!
OP what do you think about this comment?

All I see here is ten tips to becoming a good spouse to your partner!!!
Is life all about being good to women?

So till I get involved with women, I'm not yet a man?
Crappy nonsense!!!!!!

Does anyone know if I can subscribe Glo bis, then put the SIM in my WP? Do you think it will work? Anyone ever tried it with a WP?

orimion:
for example, to use an mp3 file on your phone as your ringing tone; you need a PC. To install applications that you didn't download from the store, you need a PC(application side load). You don't know the folder your Bluetooth received go i.e y you can only view a video sent to you through Bluetooth with the video player(and not with a file explorer). Though these issues might be fixed in their updates

Your first point is not true!
You can simply download the ringtone app.
You can view the video with a file manager for sure. In fact Microsoft has their own for manager now.
Seems to me you left WP a long time ago.

Yawnsss.....

1one:
This OP is hilarious!!!

Thing is, when I was reading number 3, before I got to the end, I guessed the name of the person he was going to mention.. and scrolling down further to see - I was correct

The same with No 5 for me, I was sure it would be karchisbarbie even before reading to the end.

Man united 2- 0 Liverpool

Slitz:
I don't agree with you and you don't have to agree with me too. But enforcing that silly idea on me is kinda ridiculous!

What is silly about this?
If you were born in Rome, the likelihood of you being a catholic is very high.
These are things we all know.

I didn't say definitely, but the chances are high.

Slitz:
I believe I have answered the question u asked about why I think Jesus Christ was not the Creator. We must understand something about Haqq(Truth) and that is that it is universal. The messengers where not sent to confuse us, they came with a plain message, not a mathematical theory that is devoid of logic( sorry if that sounds too harsh) I have no better words to describe it. But how can someone tell me that God has a son, who is also God and then died!!! Subhanallah! God died!!! and that he came to wash their sins away and YET they would account for all their deeds! how can I agree to an ideology that does not make any sense. A son that Abraham (The friend of God) never knew about, Adam never knew about, Job never knew about. An ideology with so much controversy that even some christian sects have affirmed CANNOT be true. An ideology that has no evidence in the earlier scriptures! when I have seen a clip of an ancient bible discovered by some people(not Muslims) in Jerusalem (not sure of the exact city) and contained NO claim by Jesus (pbuh) that he is God but rather addressed himself as the servant of God! How then can I possibly accept such?

Say what you will, but if you were born in Igbo land, you would most likely be defending Christianity today!

orimion:
in my opinion, Android is more stable, has more apps, more easier to operate than Windows phone. (please, I'm not starting an OS war, so don't quote me)

How is Android easier to operate than windows phone.
I disagree bro.
WP is straight to the point.

UjSizzle:
What are you talking about please? I was saying my phone is no longer locked on 3g network as it was after I upgraded to 8.1
It's now back to having 2g and 3g connection speed options.

Ok.

Obrizzy:
Hey guys,is it possible to change the imei number of my Lumia 520 to blackberry 's imei so that glo bis can work on it??

Badt man
I wish this is possible though.

Can't wait to get an S4

UjSizzle:
Don't know when they fixed the network connection speed glitch, but I'm glad to have my 2G and 3G options back

Madam it's a lie joor, the 3g still fluctuates.
I hate Microsoft.

GenerousLord:
Hello, LastChild. I am an avid follower of your threads, and to be candid with you, I want a permanent solution in your life just as you crave for it too. But I must say at this point, your pastor is right. I just noticed something in you; each time you try to prove it to others that you know it all and that the counsel of your pastor doesn't go well for you, you keep shooting yourself in the foot. Though, you may have been delivered of the spirit of anger, but the *echo* of the anger still resides in you, and if you are not careful that spirit of anger may re-visit. Now, I say this coz, you always use the words "BIG FOOL" on others when you're being advised ( especially when the advice doesn't go down well with you). A child of God knows how to control his/her anger and as well minds the kind of words he/she utters. A child of God doesn't utter vulgar words; you should know that. Uttering such words (vulgar) is an open invitation for spirits of wickedness in high places to come into you and dwell.
Now, this is the reason your pastor wants you to continue your prayer and fasting. He wants your spirit to be FORTIFIED with God's power, and when your spirit is greatly fortified with God's power there will be no room for reckless anger. It is evident that you are still growing in the things of the Lord. You have to keep on growing, and it will get to stage that you would stop asking too much questions about how long you should fast and pray rather, the Holy Ghost will be your counsellor, and things will be easy for you.

Remember, when one dies, the wordly things are no more relevant (vanity), what then counts is your spiritual welfare. This is the more reason you also need to SACRIFICE any wordly pleasures of life that distracts or will take you away from the things of God. Your spiritual life needs NOURISHMENT, just as mine and other children of God needs nourishment.

Wordly pleasures of life (TEMPORARY) or Godly virtues/attribues (ETERNAL) ? Think about it, Friend.

Your last paragraph wasn't needed!
This guy wants deliverance, not eternal life!
I mean, you don't have to pray every night to gain eternal life.

And let's be honest, praying every midnight can be burdensome to many physically!

I used to do that and always felt sick in the morning.
My advice is that the more you grow in Christianity, you will know the right way to handle your prayer life.
So, it doesn't mean you have to be burdened to pray every night for the rest of your life. The more you grow, the more understanding you get.
Just keep praying at night while still developing yourself for now!

These people are not serious.
How many secondary school teaches further maths?
Yet we have various questions from matrix, calculus etc littering this exam!

Only in Nigeria will students be expected to answer questions they haven't been taught!

To make it worse, schools now add up the same JAMB they call incredible to the Post UTME score.
Are they not indirectly encouraging malpractice in JAMB?
Now all students have to do is Cheat well in JAMB, get a score close to 300, perform above average in PUTME, boom!!! they get admission!
Hardworking students who score lesser in
JAMB get disadvantaged!

Crap system!!!

lawanson44:
Which kain question be this one? You go fornicate finish, wake up 4 mornin and say Thank you Jesus. Abi na Jesus fvck you 4 night? mtchewww

I almost died of laughter
Bros you wicked die!!!

Which emotional breakdown this grown ups wan undergo again.
They better be happy their future is secured!

22?

Na wao... I didn't know he was this young though.
Happy birthday boy.

ask4bk:
Na same u mention before "guys and ass". Na im u come de baff us with yansh for ur pic de confuse us on purpose (since u already know it works).

That her pic is obviously edited!

Teempakguy:
it always appears like that on camera. but, it actually makes me cuter, don't you think?

I honestly think so!

Korea's park chou young has an iq of 150, probably higher than the average superstar footballer IQ, yet he will never be as brilliant in reading matches compared to the likes of CR7, Messi, Drogba etc.
Does it mean he isn't smart on the pitch?
Is he smarter with his books?

Teempakguy:
Dude, look at my profile pic. notice my nose.

Wow... It's huge #nooffense

Teempakguy:
I've noticed that genius often have a unique appearance. almost all the time.

Bro, can you tell me of a few?
Cos most of the popular ones have quite normal looks.

icekidgodfrey:
Lol. Really hilarious.. Thank God someone else sees how much this gadget sucks! That's like the worst google product there is..

Huh

Help me pray for me to know what happiness feels like.
I mean, even to experience it for 30 minutes.